YALL ARE OLD

yall 16 year old these days are too smart when i was 16 i was dumb as shit and you’re over here lecturing me about class struggle

anonymous asked:

We know Lance is super smart, but... Headcanon that sometimes in everyday situations (or what counts for everyday situations when you're fighting a space war) he just loses all common sense and says and does dumb things. It happens so much and it's so funny that the team starts calling these times Lance Moments. Even when someone else does a dumb thing, it is called having a Lance Moment.

dude sorry this was one of those asks i’ve been sitting on bc i just. love to think of not only lance moments. but a whole array of paladin moments.

  • lance moment: when you get too overconfident and embarrass yourself
    • origin: “wow that’s like 1000 plus 10″, and other greatest hits
    • example:
      shiro: hey guys be careful there’s a bunch of debris up ahead
      keith: whatever i can handle it [promptly crashes into space garbage]
      pidge: LMAOOO KEITH LANCED UP
  • keith moment: when you forget all social etiquette
    • origin: just when the other kids had finally acclimated him to Teenage Interactions, he tried to fistbump a diplomat and it was interpreted as an attack
    • example:
      alien host: and here is our most sacred animal
      pidge: eww
      lance: [slapping a hand over her mouth] what keith here meant to say was,
    • pidge almost has more keith moments than keith. but keith’s are always more disastrous so he holds the title.
  • pidge moment: when you completely forget that there’s something else you’re supposed to be doing
    • origin: pidge was supposed to be developing a virus or something so everyone left her alone but after a full day somebody checked on her and it turns out she got distracted and had actually been programming a game on her computer
    • example:
      coran: oh, hunk! did you finish recalibrating the teludav?
      hunk: [surrounded by books on taujeerian biology] did i what
      pidge: AHA!! IT WASN’T ME THIS TIME!!
  • hunk moment: when you get overemotional at inopportune times
    • origin: everyone pulled off an incredible maneuver in the middle of a battle and hunk started tearing up and talking about how much he loves everyone and “hunk, i love you too buddy, but maybe save this for later”
    • example:
      shiro: …and you’re such a smart and talented young lady and i’m so proud of everything you’ve accomplished–
      pidge: ok ok i know hunk thank you but i really need to be hacking into this server right now
  • shiro moment: when you accidentally let something really morbid slip out
    • origin: after two sleepless nights, allura asked shiro if there was anything he needed and he replied in a monotone “the sweet embrace of death”
    • example:
      coran: it’s a fascinating creature honestly! once it has completed growing, it only has ten quintants before its body begins destroying itself.
      lance: goals
      keith: …are you ok? that was a very shiro thing to say.

bonus:

  • allura moment: when you surprise everyone with a previously unknown kickass ability
    • origin: the shapeshifting thing, and probably many others
    • example:
      pidge: [grabs a stick and knocks a bomb far into the distance]
      lance: what the heck
      pidge: what? matt and i used to play baseball all the time, i’m pretty good at it
      lance: god you’re such an allura
  • coran moment: when you pull a paladin moment, but play it off flawlessly
    • origin: anything he ever says. he’s making up half the nonsense that comes out of his mouth. nobody notices or calls him out on it.
    • example: there are none. coran is the only being known to pull off a coran moment.
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a conga line of goobers

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northern downpour // panic! at the disco

katie mcgrath/supercorp fans, we need to have a tiny chat.

i’m assuming (hoping, mostly) that the majority of fans that are doing this are young, but yall really need to cool it a bit with trying to speculate and dig into katie’s personal life. she is obviously a very private person, if her lack of social media, and her stating as such in interviews is anything to go by. and apart from that, it’s just… incredibly rude? and weird. and a boundary that needs not to be pushed. (this goes for all actors/musicians/etc. fyi, holy shit! it’s not a new concept.)

like, it’s great that more people are becoming fans of hers! but ho boy, some of the stuff yall are saying and doing just isn’t cool. just, relax a little. leave her personal life alone. it’s not that hard.

also, this isn’t actually a problem like digging into her personal life is, but can yall just cool it with the kashy mcgra thing? it’s how her name is pronounced. just, relax.

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star crossed lovers + insp

  • Me: I want queer kpop idols
  • Also me: I understand that although queer idols exist it must be extremely difficult to come out due to the extreme homophobia of not just South Korea but also many western countries and that even though many fans enjoy slash are actually very homophobic/transphobic and so if anyone were to come out they could not only face huge backlash but also the potential end of their career and possibly their entire group's career. I also understand that staying in the closet is whilst not enjoyable may be safer than being out so whilst there are currently few out queer idols I will continue to support and love all the closeted idols as not just celebrities but also my queer family and I hope they are all comfortable and happy. I also think that it is up to fans international or not to make fandom and life in general safer for not just queer idols but queer fans as well. We are all responsible for our words and actions and I hope that one day more idols will feel safe enough to be able to come out and show that queer people are everywhere and beautiful

anonymous asked:

What did you learn from last season??

OKAY YALL SO THIS IS PROBABLY OLD NEWS BUT MY FAVE @sniperlance was telling me how this is really foreshadowing lance opening up to shiro about his sexuality

IN SEASON ONE ALLURA WENT TO PIDGE AND CONFRONTED HER, ALBEIT DISCREETLY, ABOUT BEING A GIRL

IN SEASON 2 HUNK WAS THE ONE TO HELP KEITH WITH BEING GALRA AND MADE HIM NOT FEEL SO BAD ABOUT IT!!! (this was posted before season 2 so NO ONE REALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE ABOUT GALRAN KEITH) 

NOW IF WE USE THIS LOGIC

SOMEWHERE IN THE NEAR OR DISTANT FUTURE LANCE WILL PROBABLY OPEN UP TO SHIRO OR BE QUESTIONED BY SHIRO ABOUT HIS SEXUALITY BC BOTH OF THE OTHER SCENARIOS HAPPENED IN SHOW SO THERE IS NO REASON WHY THIS WON’T AS WELL

IT’S VERY CLEAR FORESHADOWING THAT WAS EASILY HIDDEN