Xiao-Wang

anonymous asked:

Yandere Allies and Canada's reaction to their s/o swooning over Brendon Urie when he's shirtless, sweaty and singing😉

(I made it into gif reactions since I thought it would be easier to portray their feelings with images instead of words. If you’d prefer for it to be words you can send the ask in again.)

2p America / Allen Jones:

Originally posted by yourface-isproblematic

2p Canada / Matt Williams:

Originally posted by pi-slices

2p China / Xiao Wang:

Originally posted by mentalandtwisted

2p England / Oliver Kirkland:

Originally posted by romanticoamilano

2p Russia / Viktor Wang:

Originally posted by ontopglitterpop

2p France / Francois Bonnefoy:

Originally posted by lalala-comecaca-lalala

2p!Allies and 2p!Axis reaction to s/o getting in a fight!:

2p!America/Allen Jones-
He will most likely cheer you on, or even join in.
“Kick their ass babe!”
2p!Canada/Matthew Williams-
He’ll sit back and watch, unless you start loosing, in which case he’ll step in.
“Go kick their ass babe, I got your flower.” Type of guy.
2p!China/Xiao Wang-
Laugh, laugh, laugh. He think it’s adorable when you’re scrappy.
2p!England/Oliver Kirkland-
He’s horrified. He will pull you away while lecturing about how dangerous it is to get into fights.
2p!France/Francois Bonnefoy-
As long as you’re winning, he’ll just sit back and light up, waiting for it to be over.
2p!Russia/Viktor Braginsky-
*drags you away refusing to even acknowledge your pleas for release*
“I‘m disappointed and disgusted you found violence to be the answer.”
2p!Axis!:
2p!Germany/Lutz Beilschmidt-
Also cheers you on, but the second they get more than a punch in he’s grabbing their collar and slamming them to the ground.
2p!Italy/Luciano Vargas-
He’ll interrupt, showing his impressive knife skill to whoever thought it a wise idea to touch his partner.
2p!Japan/Kuro Honda-
Another looker. But even if you’re loosing he won’t step in. He thinks it’s your battle, and that he’d sully your honor by intruding.  

jazzylikeswhatever  asked:

Not sure if this has been done, but can we see the Allies plus Canada's reactions to their young child saying a bad word for the first time?

Allen:

Originally posted by geekylaugifs

Francois:

Originally posted by what-rationality-warned-us-about

James:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Oliver:

Originally posted by inikoline

Xiao:

Originally posted by gurl

Viktor:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

2p!Allies respond to puns:

2p!America/Allen Jones-
“Hey, Allen?”
“Yeah, Doll?”
“Why are chickens so bad at baseball?” You immediately get a strange look.
“Why?”
“Because they only hit fowl balls.”
“…”
“Allen?”
“…”
“Allen?!”
“Fucking fowl ball!” He nearly chokes on the laughter as it left him. Allen really likes puns.
2p!Canada/Matthew Williams-
“Mattie?”
“Yeah?”
“How did the polar bear stop the movie?” A blank stare.
“No.” He looks away, but he knows he can’t escape.
“Matthew!”
“…how?” And he his defeated.
“He hit’s the ‘paws‘ button.”
“…”
“Aren’t I funny, Mattie?”
“…”
“Matthew Williams.”
“Did you really just say that?”
Matthew is not amused.
2p!China/Xiao Wang-
“Xiao?”
“Yes, darling?”
“Why is sex like a riding a bike?”
“I‘m sorry…?” You caught him a bit off guard, but you most certainly have his interest.
“You can do it by yourself, but it‘s not as much fun.”
“Oh? Well then…let‘s go have some fun then, shall we?”
2p!England/Oliver Kirkland-
“Oliver, hey, Ollie!” You beg for his attention, thinking your plan is full proof.
“Yes, dear?” He beams, not minding your sudden presence.
“Cup your hands.” You order, holding your hands behind your back
“What for Poppet?” He asks, but does the action. You plop an unused teabag in his hands, earning a questioning gaze. Quickly, you kiss his cheek.
“You‘re just my cup of tea.” He instantly goes red, nearly squishing the bag in his hands.
2p!France/Francois Bonnefoy-  
DO NOT MAKE PUNS AROUND HIM. FRANCOIS WILL PUNCH YOUR SHOULDER SO HARD.
2p!Russia/Viktor Braginsky-
“Hm.” That’s it. That is all.  

(I. Fucking. Love. Puns.)
2p!Allies catching a Homeless!Reader trying to pick their pocket!:

America/Allen Jones-
“Hey!” He felt his wallet being dragged out of his pocket, and caught you by the wrist. Internally you screamed, wondering what he had in store. He gripped your arm tightly, then released. He took in your appearance for a moment, and then reached for his wallet himself.
“H-here, get something to eat, on me.” He removed a few, or rather all, of his large bills and shoved them in your hands.  
Canada/Matthew Williams-
He would likely just turn around when he felt the touch of another person. He’d glare for a few seconds, which was enough to freeze you in place. He’d then take pity on you, and ramble something about it being a shame you were alone. Matthew would walk away, his mercy being that he didn’t snap.  
China/Xiao Wang-
He’ll kindly offer you few dollars, even if you insist otherwise. But being he doesn’t enjoy seeing such a lovely young thing in trouble, he drags you for a meal. He tell you it’s a ’date’. He’s sweet and really wants to help you.
England/Arthur Kirkland-
“Oh my…” Oliver floods with pity. He practically drags you back to his home, where he tells you he’ll fatten you up for sure. You end up getting a job in his bakery.  
France/Francis Bonnefoy-
Likely wouldn’t really care that someone was stealing his wallet. Seriously.
Russia/Ivan Braginsky-
He’d turn around with threatening intent, but would stumble when he saw the ‘intruder’…it changed. He’d likely hand you half of his current amount and nod.
“Times are hard, I understand.”

Gordon remains completely silent about the issue with Xiao Wang

Translation:

Gordon wants to say nothing more about the issue revolving around Xiao Wang, whom he ridiculed as a juror for Holland’s Got Talent. “There’s been said enough about this, in compliance with RTL (broadcasting company) we won’t respond anymore at all" says Gordon’s manager, Mirjam de Raaff.

Wang recently participated in the talentshow on tv. He endured a series of Chinese jokes by juror Gordon. Yesterday he declared to loathe the humiliating jokes by Gordon.

Up until yesterday Wang didn’t respond to the commotion on Gordon’s racist jokes. "On stage I initially paid little attention to the jury’s exact words, but looking back it felt kinda rude. After watching the video I have to say that I loathe the ‘jokes." 

Scientist and PhD-candidate Wang was after singing an aria from an opera by Verdi the target of a series of jokes by Gordon, which all related to Chinese restaurants and changing the r to l. Wang barely laughed about it. Yesterday Wang declared that he didn’t want to get involved in the discussion regarding to whether Gordon was acting racist or not. He also hopes that his declaration ends this discussion.

Yesterday Wangs professor already declared to this newspaper that he actually was angry about the jokes. Painful for RTL who continuously insisted the exact opposite. RTL still holds their stance that Wang was never mistreated with bad intentions and said that they regret the fact that they Gordons jokes were perceived as hurtful.

Yesterday the Discrimination Hotline in Amsterdam has already receid 32 complaints about Gordon. The majority of the complaints are coming from people with an Asian background. The hotline has written a letter to RTL demanding for apologies.

Not only in the Netherlands has Gordon’s comments caused commotion. In the United States and China was also commotion about this.

Source:

http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/1022/Celebs/article/detail/3554248/2013/11/30/Gordon-zwijgt-in-alle-toonaarden-over-affaire-Wang.dhtml