Xiao-Wang

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anonymous asked:

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“I don’t play video games, I’m getting too old for that.”
“He’s right, he can’t operate even Google.
Don’t give this man/nation/fallen empire/grandfather/huge queer a computer.
Anyways, Muse loves any kind of video games, but mostly peaceful sandbox ones, and, even if not of that genre, Mun’s favourite video game is Yandere Simulator! As it’s easy to understand, Mun’s favourite gaming system is the computer!”

((Also Mun likes to talk in third person))

((Stage: swiftcat-mooshi on DA (I recolored it)
Female model: Kawaii-Loli-Desu on DA
Laptop: Tuun-Ale on DA
Female model pose: ChoiMinYeon on DA))

2p!Allies respond to puns:

2p!America/Allen Jones-
“Hey, Allen?”
“Yeah, Doll?”
“Why are chickens so bad at baseball?” You immediately get a strange look.
“Why?”
“Because they only hit fowl balls.”
“…”
“Allen?”
“…”
“Allen?!”
“Fucking fowl ball!” He nearly chokes on the laughter as it left him. Allen really likes puns.
2p!Canada/Matthew Williams-
“Mattie?”
“Yeah?”
“How did the polar bear stop the movie?” A blank stare.
“No.” He looks away, but he knows he can’t escape.
“Matthew!”
“…how?” And he his defeated.
“He hit’s the ‘paws‘ button.”
“…”
“Aren’t I funny, Mattie?”
“…”
“Matthew Williams.”
“Did you really just say that?”
Matthew is not amused.
2p!China/Xiao Wang-
“Xiao?”
“Yes, darling?”
“Why is sex like a riding a bike?”
“I‘m sorry…?” You caught him a bit off guard, but you most certainly have his interest.
“You can do it by yourself, but it‘s not as much fun.”
“Oh? Well then…let‘s go have some fun then, shall we?”
2p!England/Oliver Kirkland-
“Oliver, hey, Ollie!” You beg for his attention, thinking your plan is full proof.
“Yes, dear?” He beams, not minding your sudden presence.
“Cup your hands.” You order, holding your hands behind your back
“What for Poppet?” He asks, but does the action. You plop an unused teabag in his hands, earning a questioning gaze. Quickly, you kiss his cheek.
“You‘re just my cup of tea.” He instantly goes red, nearly squishing the bag in his hands.
2p!France/Francois Bonnefoy-  
DO NOT MAKE PUNS AROUND HIM. FRANCOIS WILL PUNCH YOUR SHOULDER SO HARD.
2p!Russia/Viktor Braginsky-
“Hm.” That’s it. That is all.  

(I. Fucking. Love. Puns.)
2p!Allies and 2p!Axis reaction to s/o getting in a fight!:

2p!America/Allen Jones-
He will most likely cheer you on, or even join in.
“Kick their ass babe!”
2p!Canada/Matthew Williams-
He’ll sit back and watch, unless you start loosing, in which case he’ll step in.
“Go kick their ass babe, I got your flower.” Type of guy.
2p!China/Xiao Wang-
Laugh, laugh, laugh. He think it’s adorable when you’re scrappy.
2p!England/Oliver Kirkland-
He’s horrified. He will pull you away while lecturing about how dangerous it is to get into fights.
2p!France/Francois Bonnefoy-
As long as you’re winning, he’ll just sit back and light up, waiting for it to be over.
2p!Russia/Viktor Braginsky-
*drags you away refusing to even acknowledge your pleas for release*
“I‘m disappointed and disgusted you found violence to be the answer.”
2p!Axis!:
2p!Germany/Lutz Beilschmidt-
Also cheers you on, but the second they get more than a punch in he’s grabbing their collar and slamming them to the ground.
2p!Italy/Luciano Vargas-
He’ll interrupt, showing his impressive knife skill to whoever thought it a wise idea to touch his partner.
2p!Japan/Kuro Honda-
Another looker. But even if you’re loosing he won’t step in. He thinks it’s your battle, and that he’d sully your honor by intruding.  

jazzylikeswhatever  asked:

Not sure if this has been done, but can we see the Allies plus Canada's reactions to their young child saying a bad word for the first time?

Allen:

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Francois:

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James:

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Oliver:

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Xiao:

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Viktor:

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Yuan Bo Chao, Gia Tang, Jing Wen, Dylan Xue, Luping Wang and Xiao Wen Ju in Gucci photographed by Elaine Constantine for Vogue China, November 2015.

jade-the-lizard  asked:

so I have a headcanon that 2p Canada's flannel works as a security blanket bc France gave it to him I I was wondering, what would be a 'security blanket' to the other 2ps?

Allen: A raggedy old teddy bear that Oliver gave him when he was just a tiny country. He’d never admit it, but he still sleeps with the thing. 

Francois: The closest thing he has to a security blanket is the memories of himself and his first love. If you ask him, he’ll tell you that they’re the only thing that’s kept him sane throughout the years. 

Oliver: Flying chocolate bunny. As much as the creature scares him, it was a gift from his mother. And he couldn’t get along without it.  

Xiao: A photo of himself and a fellow country (let your mind wander, you’ll figure out who), standing under a tree in his yard. They were both younger, happier, actually smiling for a change. It was a better time for the both of them. 

Viktor: His scarf, which he got from his sister. It has kept him warm and– in his mind– safe over the years. And he couldn’t thank her enough for it.  

Flavio: The glorious white jacket– that his brother bought him for his birthday– that he wears practically everywhere.  

Luciano: His very first knife, which he keeps in an inside jacket pocket at all times. His grandfather gave him that and he is very protective of it. 

Lutz: His hat. Yes, that hat. The one that Luciano calls “ugly as fuck” at every given moment. The brown hat that he’s had since he was a kid. He knows its battered and worn, but he can’t bear to part with it. 

Kuro: His katana. It was a cherished, very personal gift from an old friend. If anything ever happened to that sword, well, let’s just say that very, very bad things would happen to whoever did away with it.

2p!Allies and Canada calming so after panic attack!:

2p!America/Allen Jones-
“Doll Face, it‘s okay, really.” Allen pulled you into his lap the second he saw your eyes widen. And he kept you there. His arms were securely wrapped around your shoulders, and his words fed straight into your ears. He rocks gently with you, trying to keep his tone soothing.  
Canada/Matthew Williams-
He’s not the best during the attacks, he panics quite a bit himself. But after word he lays your head in his lap and strokes your hair. He tells you how brave you are, and how proud he is. He looks into your eyes and fills the room with his overwhelming praise.
China/Xiao Wang-
He’ll try all manner of things, but he has a favorite. This is, to pull you as close as possible and let you listen to his heartbeat. He runs his fingers through your locks, placing kisses to your forehead. Anything he could think of to stay silent, and just let you listen.    
England/Arthur Kirkland-
He’d make the two of you tea, your favorite flavor of course. After the brew was set out he’d bring you something to snack on, if your stomach could handle it. He thought it best not to make a bigger deal of what had happened. He assumed you’d rather move past it and try to turn the day around.
France/Francis Bonnefoy-
His calm attitude is very helpful after your breathing returns to normal. He pulls you close to him and try’s to make everything feel normal. He’s not very good at comfort, but he put in an effort. He’ll even offer to cook you a meal, or a few sips of his wine.  
Russia/Ivan Braginsky-
He goes by text book response. He allows you room to breath, brings you water and fans you. Internally he’s just hoping that it helps, even though from a logical point of view he knows it is. He’ll count slowly, asking that you join in, just trying to regulate your breathing.  

sunflowerfox14  asked:

Hey :3 i really like your blog! May i request some 2p china cute or fluffy headcanons. Thank you :)))

Ayyyyye thanks fam! And y’all can request anything you want as long as it abides by the rules!

2P China - Xiao Wang

  • Once he realizes he has feelings for his s/o he gets as close to them as possible trying to test the waters so to speak
  • If they are uncomfortable he will back off and that’s the end of that game but he won’t give up on trying to woo the s/o but it will be more subtle in order to have them be more comfortable with him
  • People will mistake the two for a couple all the time which is how he would confess via old couple “You two make a cute couple!” “Ma’am we’re no-” “Don’t we?!” *kiss on the cheek*
  • When the couple leaves expect the s/o to question what the hell just happened and him explaining his feelings for them
  • S/o tries to deny it for a while but doesn’t stop his advances, he loves the game of chase trying to get them to admit their feelings about him
  • Once s/o does admit their feelings expect a ton of teasing and corny jokes because now he can let them fly
  • Will cut back on the bad things in his life (ie drugs) for the s/o because now he doesn’t have a void in his life/heart to fill
  • Very patient with the s/o and let’s them kinda run how the pace of the relationship goes 
  • LOVES SHOWING OFF HIS S/O VIA PDA but if the s/o is uncomfortable with it he leaves it be
  • PLAY WITH HIS HAIR HE LOVES IT
  • Dates are a more on the fun side because this dork is all about making his s/o happy
  • CuDdLEs are his shit like who needs drugs when they have s/o’s hugs
  • Jealousy? Well he’s a type of guy who kinda lets his s/o handle it because he trusts them. I mean yeah he’s a little jealous but he’ll just stand there by his s/o’s side watching as they lip off to the person flirting with them. 
  • If his s/o is uncomfortable he will step in and tell them off as he removes his s/o from the situation
  • His pet name for his s/o is kitten and no one can tell me otherwise
  • If his s/o makes a mature joke expect him to jump on that train because he’s had to hold back on those types of jokes because he didn’t want to make his s/o uncomfortable but hooo boy his jokes put his s/o’s jokes to shame
  • He’s just all about making sure his s/o is happy and comfortable being with him