Xbox account

  • Bucky and Steve having box set evenings, just streaming entire seasons of GOT, marathoning the entirety of Star Wars (4,5,1,2,3,6, because Bucky had looked it up on the internet), getting pissed that Firefly was cancelled when they went looking for the rest of the season. 
  • Bucky ordering 20 pizzas online because the novelty of being able to do so was just too much, ‘holy shit, I’d never have left the house if we could have done this in the 30’s’. 
  • Ugly tears into tubs of ‘Ben and Jerry’s’ over everything 'programming just wasn’t this emotional back in the day, what are they doing to my feelings?’
  • 'Holy shit, can they show this on television?’
  • Bucky sets up an xbox live account,’WhothefuckisBucky’, and trolls 12 year olds on Battlefield by making improbable head shots. 
  • 'Steve, Steve, you’ve got to come over here.’ *crying* 'Have you heard this guy, holy shit, he must be like 12, holy shit son, we were in the army and I’ve never heard someone swear like this!’ *doubles over laughing*
  • Bucky snapchatting Steve from the top of the White House. 
  • 'Holy shit, Bucky where are you?’ 'Well, I went for a walk and decided I needed some exercise’ 'So you climbed the White House?’ 'Idk man, i felt I did them a favour, the security is just awful’ 'Bucky, what the fuck?’ 'Sorry, Steve, gtg, secret service finally found a way onto the roof, see you later, I’ll buy milk on the way home’
Be loud and obnoxious while I'm playing with my friends? Enjoy your "glitchy" of Internet!

(warning: long story)

What you need to know:

  • I am the ONLY person in my house who knows how to PROPERLY use a computer
  • I have a little brother who was 12 at the time and is 13 now.
  • My little bother is a console peasant who ONLY plays Destiny with his friends while shouting the WHOLE TIME.
  • My parents forced me to allow my bother to use my Xbox Live account to play with his obnoxious friends because I am the only one who knows to manage the stupid thing.
  • I don’t play with my friends often due to school work and other things going on in my life so when I do get on, I expect him to be respectful
  • My brother is in middle school and I am in High school so I get home considerably earlier than him.
  • Because of reasons my parents forced me to put my computer in the “Office” along with the Xbox 360

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Xbox Support Twitter Account Hacked; Hackers Claim it was Because of Hilariously Bad Password

Oh dear. Apparently Microsoft has the password security of most of our grandmother’s email accounts. I’m really hoping this was meant to be a joke, because if not I don’t think this is the kind of company you want to trust with any of your personal information. Any individual working for Microsoft that thought “Microsoft3″ was a good password only didn’t use “password” because it was too hard to spell.

Keep reading!

http://www.hardcoregamer.com/2014/01/12/xbox-support-twitter-account-hacked-hackers-claim-it-was-because-of-hilariously-bad-password/69437/

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Signal Boost - Today’s the day! Keep your eyes on the @Xbox and @TombRaider Twitter accounts for info on where to find Jenn on the show floor! 

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Rise of the Tomb Raider Swag at PAX East

Calling all PAX East attendees! Want to get your hands on exclusive Rise of the Tomb Raider swag?

World famous cosplayer and adventurer Jenn Croft – known for 15 years of embodying Lara in look and spirit – will be debuting her new Rise of the Tomb Raidercostume at PAX East. Find her between 10:00 AM and 2:00 PM daily, snap and share a photo with her using the #TombRaider and #XboxOne hashtags, and receive a limited edition Rise of the Tomb Raider poster from one of our ambassadors. Keep an eye on the @Xbox and @TombRaider Twitter accounts for updates on where to find Jenn as she traverses the show floor.  

Planning to join the costumed fun? We’re hosting a Lara Croft cosplay gathering at 3:00 PM on Saturday, March 7 in the North Hall. Come say hello to other Lara fans, pick Jenn’s brain for costume construction tips, and get your photo taken by our pro photographer.

We’re offering up special swag for Tomb Raider cosplayers who attend the meet-up. Be sure to arrive between 3:00 PM and 4:00 PM on Saturday to secure your prize. All Lara iterations – classic or current – as well as other characters from the franchise history are welcome. Prior to suiting up, please ensure you’re costume is compliant with PAX East weapon and prop policies. RSVP to our Facebook event to keep up with details as they unfold.

Hope to see you there!

Meagan

5-year-old Ocean Beach boy exposes Microsoft Xbox vulnerability

Michael Chen

OCEAN BEACH - A young Ocean Beach boy is in the spotlight after he discovered a back door in to one of the most popular gaming systems in the world.

When 5-year-old Kristoffer Von Hassel is playing his Xbox, his feet don’t touch the ground. But something he did has made the smartest guys at Microsoft pay attention.

“I was like yea!” said Kristoffer.

Just after Christmas, Kristoffer’s parents noticed he was logging into his father’s Xbox Live account and playing games he wasn’t supposed to be.

“I got nervous. I thought he was going to find out,” said Kristoffer.       

In video shot soon after, his father, Robert Davies, is heard asking Kristoffer how he was doing it.

A suddenly excited Kristoffer showed Dad that when he typed in a wrong password for his father’s account, it clicked to a password verification screen. By typing in space keys, then hitting enter, Kristoffer was able to get in through a back door.

Kristoffers’ father, who works in computer security, was one proud papa. His first reaction? “How awesome is that!” Davies said. “Just being 5 years old and being able to find a vulnerability and latch onto that. I thought that was pretty cool.”

It’s not the first time Kristoffer has flashed his tech skills.

“He’s figured out vulnerabilities 3 or 4 times,” said Davies.

At age 1, Kristoffer got past the toddler lock screen on a cell phone by holding down the home key.
            
Four years later, he took aim at the Xbox One.            

Father and son reported the bug to Microsoft.

“I thought someone was going to steal the Xbox,” said Kristoffer.
 
Microsoft has come up with a fix and acknowledged Kristopher on their website in a list of security researchers that have helped make Microsoft online services more secure.

In a statement, Microsoft said, “We’re always listening to our customers and thank them for bringing issues to our attention. We take security seriously at Xbox and fixed the issue as soon as we learned about it.”
 
Kristoffer will receive four games, $50 and a year-long subscription to Xbox Live from Microsoft. He also knows what he now wants to be when he grows up: a gamer. His dad is leaning toward something in computer security.

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The Gears Of War: Ultimate Edition Beta is now live on Xbox One!  Re-live the classic multiplayer adventures of Marcus and his heavily armed bros, remastered for Microsofts latest console.

The Gears Of War: Ultimate Edition Beta offers up the multiplayer versus portion of the game for all to play, with players able to battle across classic maps, remastered a new lick of current gen paint.  Highlights include new multiplayer game types, 60 fps, dedicated servers and the full game will feature 90 minutes of new campaign content (taken from the PC version).

To join in the Beta you must have an Xbox One (obviously) and an Xbox Live Gold account.  Bandanas and fist bumps are optional.

Sign Up For The Beta! 

  • Me:So, what are some of your hobbies?
  • Middle school boy:I like playing Xbox.
  • Me:Oh awesome.
  • Middle school boy:Why, do you play Xbox?
  • Me:Yeah, I do.
  • Middle school boy:Do you have Xbox Live?
  • Me:I'm not telling you my Xbox Live account.
  • Middle school boy:I'm just curious.
  • Me:Okay, fine. Yes I do.
  • Middle school boy:So you're one of those adult girls who the guys say mean things to in Call of Duty.
  • Me:*dies laughing*
  • Me:I don't play Call of Duty.
  • Middle school boy:But what else is there?
  • Me:*dies laughing harder*

Please can you help @oneswitch improve game accessibility on the xbox by upvoting this?

“Promote Very Broad Difficulty Adjustment in Games

To take into account players with slower reactions and/or understanding, please, pretty please, do something about the very hard difficulty level in many games.

In the late 70’s/early 80’s Atari used to offer difficulty level adjustment for one or two players. They used to offer easy play options.

Things seem to have gone backwards since then in main-stream games. For many players there is no such thing as too easy. Game developers need to hear this message.

Even if it’s just for a segment of the game, some practice areas, or a range of restricted on-line arenas, this would be a step in the right direction.”

Link to vote (you need a microsoft account) 

https://xbox.uservoice.com/forums/335163-ease-of-access/suggestions/11075151-promote-very-broad-difficulty-adjustment-in-games

many thanks, if you can’t vote then please signal boost

Since I was in a discussion yesterday about getting gold to pay for WoW tokens, I thought I’d throw in this alternative method of paying for your subscription fee. It’s pretty fun to do in your downtime, and the points add up fast.

What the heck is FeaturePoints?

  • FeaturePoints is a mobile app which pays you for trying out other apps.  It’s great if you tend to fiddle around with your phone aimlessly and like trying out new apps.

How does it work?

  • Simply download the app (for free) from the app store.  Afterwards, download one of the featured apps and just do the tutorials as well as have it running for 1 minute.  After you get your oh so deserved points, you can simply uninstall it.

How can it pay for my game time?

  • Featurepoints pays in the form of Paypal cash or gift cards.  One of the gift cards it rewards?  60 day WoW Subscription.  Have an XBox live account?  There’s gift cards for that.  Need some Steam Cash?  They’re there too.  They even have Amazon gift cards for goodness sake.

Is there anything else about FeaturePoints?

  • Yeah, it pays to have friends using the app with you.  For every person you recruit, you get 50% of their points when they download - and they also get their first 50 points if they sign up with your referral code.  So if you have some friends that are interested, make sure to drop them your referral code so you can earn more.
  • If you’d like to use my referral code, it’s: 9EE2T8
  • Have any questions?  Feel free to send me a message :)

sketchuary: oh man can I just say I really like watching Ohm’s videos now??
omfg man he’s like those chill dudes you wanna hang with because he’s so goddamn helpful and oh man hell yeah he’s a nice dude. Stupid Gary Oak looking hair ohmygod. I got it from his Xbox Live account look anyways. Yep.

ALSO: is the mask really a Cry thing?? I hope I don’t get bashed or some shit. I mean, I really like the idea of an Ohm mask for Ohm too.cough The weird part is that they’re both named Ryancough. They’d be good mask-buddy-gamers. hAHAHAH GEDDIT MASKEDGAMER-oh shut up.

also, Detective, Face-Ohm design is by the magnificent doodlepie ! Thank you for making it! Yep.

One last thing: I watched way too many TTT/Murder videos with Ohm and Minx. Thanks. bye.

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-this next message contains explicit content of me losing my sanity, please be advised-
ALRIGHT
SO
IM FUCKING PISSED AT THIS FUCKER RIGHT HERE. ⬆️
WHAT KIND OF BLOODY COCK SUCKING DILLY WANKING MORON THINKS HE CAN “HACK” INTO PSN AND XBOX LIVE ACCOUNTS TO GET HIS SAGGY ASS FAMOUS ON TWITTER FOR IT?
FUCK THIS MOTHER FUCKER RUINING CHRISTMAS FOR GAMERS.
(and those who dont celebrate christmas just wishing to play)
I CANT SIGN INTO MY PSN, NEITHER CAN THOUSANDS OF OTHER PLAYERS.
THIS IS EXTREMELY FRUSTRATING AND THIS ASS TARD IS ACTUALLY GETTING ATTENTION OFF OF IT??
R E A L L Y? WHAT THE HELL, MAN?
‼️PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS‼️
❌REPORT HIM❌
❌BLOCK HIM❌
❌DONT FOLLOW HIM❌
❌DONT RT HIS TWEETS ❌
‼️❌‼️AND DONT MAKE HIS SHRIMP🍤DICK ACTUALLY SEEM POWERFUL. ‼️❌‼️

THANK YOU.

AND HAPPY GATTDAMN HOLIDAYS 🎄🎁