Xbox account

  • Bucky and Steve having box set evenings, just streaming entire seasons of GOT, marathoning the entirety of Star Wars (4,5,1,2,3,6, because Bucky had looked it up on the internet), getting pissed that Firefly was cancelled when they went looking for the rest of the season. 
  • Bucky ordering 20 pizzas online because the novelty of being able to do so was just too much, ‘holy shit, I’d never have left the house if we could have done this in the 30’s’. 
  • Ugly tears into tubs of ‘Ben and Jerry’s’ over everything 'programming just wasn’t this emotional back in the day, what are they doing to my feelings?’
  • 'Holy shit, can they show this on television?’
  • Bucky sets up an xbox live account,’WhothefuckisBucky’, and trolls 12 year olds on Battlefield by making improbable head shots. 
  • 'Steve, Steve, you’ve got to come over here.’ *crying* 'Have you heard this guy, holy shit, he must be like 12, holy shit son, we were in the army and I’ve never heard someone swear like this!’ *doubles over laughing*
  • Bucky snapchatting Steve from the top of the White House. 
  • 'Holy shit, Bucky where are you?’ 'Well, I went for a walk and decided I needed some exercise’ 'So you climbed the White House?’ 'Idk man, i felt I did them a favour, the security is just awful’ 'Bucky, what the fuck?’ 'Sorry, Steve, gtg, secret service finally found a way onto the roof, see you later, I’ll buy milk on the way home’
Be loud and obnoxious while I'm playing with my friends? Enjoy your "glitchy" of Internet!

(warning: long story)

What you need to know:

  • I am the ONLY person in my house who knows how to PROPERLY use a computer
  • I have a little brother who was 12 at the time and is 13 now.
  • My little bother is a console peasant who ONLY plays Destiny with his friends while shouting the WHOLE TIME.
  • My parents forced me to allow my bother to use my Xbox Live account to play with his obnoxious friends because I am the only one who knows to manage the stupid thing.
  • I don’t play with my friends often due to school work and other things going on in my life so when I do get on, I expect him to be respectful
  • My brother is in middle school and I am in High school so I get home considerably earlier than him.
  • Because of reasons my parents forced me to put my computer in the “Office” along with the Xbox 360

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so uh, borderlands: the handsome collection is free to download on xbox one if you go here and log in with the microsoft account associated with your xbox account… handsome collection is borderlands 2 and the presequel, and all the dlc so.. this is super cool? this is happening through october 30, this sunday apparently (my birthday! so this is truly a gift) hasn’t been mentioned by 2k or microsoft so everyone’s kinda like Whoa but might as well partake in this

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Xbox Support Twitter Account Hacked; Hackers Claim it was Because of Hilariously Bad Password

Oh dear. Apparently Microsoft has the password security of most of our grandmother’s email accounts. I’m really hoping this was meant to be a joke, because if not I don’t think this is the kind of company you want to trust with any of your personal information. Any individual working for Microsoft that thought “Microsoft3″ was a good password only didn’t use “password” because it was too hard to spell.

Keep reading!

http://www.hardcoregamer.com/2014/01/12/xbox-support-twitter-account-hacked-hackers-claim-it-was-because-of-hilariously-bad-password/69437/

@soliduslion was streaming Overwatch earlier with a few friends. He started a game with AI and set them all as and his friend switched to McCree, and something absolutely glorious happened.

5-year-old Ocean Beach boy exposes Microsoft Xbox vulnerability

Michael Chen

OCEAN BEACH - A young Ocean Beach boy is in the spotlight after he discovered a back door in to one of the most popular gaming systems in the world.

When 5-year-old Kristoffer Von Hassel is playing his Xbox, his feet don’t touch the ground. But something he did has made the smartest guys at Microsoft pay attention.

“I was like yea!” said Kristoffer.

Just after Christmas, Kristoffer’s parents noticed he was logging into his father’s Xbox Live account and playing games he wasn’t supposed to be.

“I got nervous. I thought he was going to find out,” said Kristoffer.       

In video shot soon after, his father, Robert Davies, is heard asking Kristoffer how he was doing it.

A suddenly excited Kristoffer showed Dad that when he typed in a wrong password for his father’s account, it clicked to a password verification screen. By typing in space keys, then hitting enter, Kristoffer was able to get in through a back door.

Kristoffers’ father, who works in computer security, was one proud papa. His first reaction? “How awesome is that!” Davies said. “Just being 5 years old and being able to find a vulnerability and latch onto that. I thought that was pretty cool.”

It’s not the first time Kristoffer has flashed his tech skills.

“He’s figured out vulnerabilities 3 or 4 times,” said Davies.

At age 1, Kristoffer got past the toddler lock screen on a cell phone by holding down the home key.
            
Four years later, he took aim at the Xbox One.            

Father and son reported the bug to Microsoft.

“I thought someone was going to steal the Xbox,” said Kristoffer.
 
Microsoft has come up with a fix and acknowledged Kristopher on their website in a list of security researchers that have helped make Microsoft online services more secure.

In a statement, Microsoft said, “We’re always listening to our customers and thank them for bringing issues to our attention. We take security seriously at Xbox and fixed the issue as soon as we learned about it.”
 
Kristoffer will receive four games, $50 and a year-long subscription to Xbox Live from Microsoft. He also knows what he now wants to be when he grows up: a gamer. His dad is leaning toward something in computer security.

  • Me: So, what are some of your hobbies?
  • Middle school boy: I like playing Xbox.
  • Me: Oh awesome.
  • Middle school boy: Why, do you play Xbox?
  • Me: Yeah, I do.
  • Middle school boy: Do you have Xbox Live?
  • Me: I'm not telling you my Xbox Live account.
  • Middle school boy: I'm just curious.
  • Me: Okay, fine. Yes I do.
  • Middle school boy: So you're one of those adult girls who the guys say mean things to in Call of Duty.
  • Me: *dies laughing*
  • Me: I don't play Call of Duty.
  • Middle school boy: But what else is there?
  • Me: *dies laughing harder*

Please can you help @oneswitch improve game accessibility on the xbox by upvoting this?

“Promote Very Broad Difficulty Adjustment in Games

To take into account players with slower reactions and/or understanding, please, pretty please, do something about the very hard difficulty level in many games.

In the late 70’s/early 80’s Atari used to offer difficulty level adjustment for one or two players. They used to offer easy play options.

Things seem to have gone backwards since then in main-stream games. For many players there is no such thing as too easy. Game developers need to hear this message.

Even if it’s just for a segment of the game, some practice areas, or a range of restricted on-line arenas, this would be a step in the right direction.”

Link to vote (you need a microsoft account) 

https://xbox.uservoice.com/forums/335163-ease-of-access/suggestions/11075151-promote-very-broad-difficulty-adjustment-in-games

many thanks, if you can’t vote then please signal boost

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-this next message contains explicit content of me losing my sanity, please be advised-
ALRIGHT
SO
IM FUCKING PISSED AT THIS FUCKER RIGHT HERE. ⬆️
WHAT KIND OF BLOODY COCK SUCKING DILLY WANKING MORON THINKS HE CAN “HACK” INTO PSN AND XBOX LIVE ACCOUNTS TO GET HIS SAGGY ASS FAMOUS ON TWITTER FOR IT?
FUCK THIS MOTHER FUCKER RUINING CHRISTMAS FOR GAMERS.
(and those who dont celebrate christmas just wishing to play)
I CANT SIGN INTO MY PSN, NEITHER CAN THOUSANDS OF OTHER PLAYERS.
THIS IS EXTREMELY FRUSTRATING AND THIS ASS TARD IS ACTUALLY GETTING ATTENTION OFF OF IT??
R E A L L Y? WHAT THE HELL, MAN?
‼️PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS‼️
❌REPORT HIM❌
❌BLOCK HIM❌
❌DONT FOLLOW HIM❌
❌DONT RT HIS TWEETS ❌
‼️❌‼️AND DONT MAKE HIS SHRIMP🍤DICK ACTUALLY SEEM POWERFUL. ‼️❌‼️

THANK YOU.

AND HAPPY GATTDAMN HOLIDAYS 🎄🎁

5-year-old uncovers Xbox Live account security flaw

A 5-year-old boy was able to hack into his father’s Xbox Live account by falsely entering the password with space keys, 10News reports.

The vulnerability has since been corrected. After booting up an Xbox One, Kristoffer Von Hassel would incorrectly enter his father’s password. After it took him to a verification screen, he’d use the space button trick to log on.

(Link to the full story)