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“Date night’s going swell, so far, Wagner.” You comment, sliding down on the couch and ignoring some suffering comedian. The phone is propped up between your shoulder and your ear, and you wiggle your arm to get it so it’s not flat against your eat. “I mean, aside from the fact that you aren’t here. I’ve watched, like, four seasons of The Vampire Diaries- it’s like the goddamn Harry Potter series, they just keep marathoning it.”

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If You Think About It, Messing Up Deadpool Is Harder Then It Is Getting Him Right.

TV has done it right:

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Multiple people online have done it right:

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Animated movies have done it right:

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Video games have done it right:

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Even a 45 second promo for a trailer has done it right:

Deadpool is “The Merc with a Mouth” so there’s really only one way to screw him up…

New Deadpool trailer tomorrow!