INTP: *Bursts through the doors and make a B-line towards ENTP*

INTP: You.


ENTP: INTP! You’re approaching me?

INTP: I have to vent to you about something.

ENTP: Oh no.

INTP: *Long gasp*

INTP: my trigonometry teacher is really interesting and i wanted to see if i was right about her personality type so i asked her if she’d heard of mbti and she said she did and asked me what my type was if i wanted to share and i said i was an intp and i asked her what she was and she said that those didn’t care to reveal that informaTION AND I’M SO MAD.

ENTP: Whoa.

INTP: *Is seething*

INTP: And I know this is really misleading because I still have a huge smile on my face but believe me I will reign terror if literally anything nudges me any further I swear to you.

ENTP: I’ve never seen you this way, oh my god.

ENTP: I’ve seen you get pissy and beg for attention because you’re sick or something, but this is like… anger. Like, INTP, I did not know you were capable of anger.

ENTP: I’m not sure I’ve ever even seen you not smiling, either. Even when your face is neutral, you still look like you’re grinning, slightly.

INTP: Wait, really? Huh. That’s weird, I never knew that.

INTP: Anyway… that did not go according to my plan, and that made me upset.

ENTP: I know, I was there for your outburst just now.

INTP: I’m pretty sure I know her type anyway, so I guess it’s not a huge deal.

INTP: Anyway… that was really all, I’m pretty okay with things, overall. I’m just going to go… brood over this, now.

ENTP: OH, hey, by the way, I don’t know what you’re doing but, if you want dinner, I can make something for you. INFJ isn’t here, so I really don’t have anyone to bother for the next few days.

INTP: Oh. That sucks, sorry she’s gone. But, no thanks, I’ve got to… uh, I’m… not, interested.

ENTP: WOW. Way to be subtle, INTP.

INTP: That was really blunt oh my god, haha, sorry!

INTP: I’ve just got a lot of stuff to do tonight.

ENTP: Hah, It’s cool. See you around.

INTP: *Waves*