Wrestling-Attire

What people think fencing is like:

  • hair flowing, snarl, swords clashing
  • are they going to make out???
  • going off strip, backed against a wall and fighting out
  • *steals sword and puts both to throat. cocks eyebrow*
  • ~sexual tension hand shaking~

What fencing actually is like:

  • cramp CRAMP CRAMP
  • “bro do you think my skin is *supposed* to turn this color?”
  • 1000F inside all your clothes. Sweat is everywhere.
  • Least flattering sports attire after wrestling lbr
  • “seriously bro, it’s turning dark purple. No dammit it’s not a hickey”