Generic Long Text Post from 2012-2014
OP: So why the fuck do barbers have these swirly pole thingys??
1st comment: They siphon the energy of lost hair.
2nd comment: ALRIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS PULL UP A CHAIR AND TAKE A SEAT AT YOUR DESKS BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO LEARN YOU A THING.
SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER? ITS A MOTHER FUCKING BOOBLE POOLE FROM MEDIEVAL TIMES.
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IM PRETTY PASSIONATE ABOUT BOOBLE POOLES OK?
3rd comment: Things are getting heated up in the Booble Pooles fandom!
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