Wide-Reciever

Over the last 30 years Link’s partners have included at least five different fairies, a talking ship possessed by the ghost of the king, a robotic spirit that lives inside his sword, a flying bear, and a sentient version of his own hat, yet somehow people seem to feel the strangest and most illogical idea we have been presented with is Link going on his journey alone

Please consider: Haikyuu cheerleading + football au
(I’m not doing everybody, just the main characters on the teams)

Aoba Johsai: Oikawa is the top of the pyramid (and the cheerleading captain) because he wants to be the centre of attention, with Hanamaki and Matsukawa as his backup as they are the cheerleading Holy Trinity. Iwaizumi is captain of the football team, and a wide receiver. Yahaba is the quarterback, and Kyoutani is also wide reciever (and he wants to recieve as well as Iwaizumi). Watari is also on the cheerleading squad, and he does awesome stunts such as backflips and stuff like that.

Karasuno: Daichi (obviously Captain), Kageyama (Quarterback), Tanaka, Narita, Kinoshita, Ennoshita, and Yamaguchi are on the football team. Ennoshita, Narita, and Kinoshita are offensive linemen, Daichi and Tanaka are wide receivers, and Yamaguchi is the kicker. Which leaves Suga (the captain), Asahi, Noya, Hinata, and Tsukishima to be on the cheer squad. Asahi is the backbase, Noya, Suga and Hinata are flyers, Tsukishima is a secondary base.

Nekoma: Kuroo is Captain of the football team, and he is also the quarterback, Yamamoto is wide reciever, and Lev is their mascot. Kenma and Yaku are on the cheer squad, both of them are flyers.

Fukurodani: Bokuto is on the cheer squad, along with Akaashi. Akaashi is a flyer, and Bokuto stuck with doing stunts. He wanted to be a flyer, but he was too big, rip in peace my owl son.

People keep saying that they didn’t hate Touka because they don’t ship Touken but they completely overlooking her character development, misintrepreting her actions based on their bias and then unneccessary expressing their hate. I think that’s far more worse because their clouded minds discriminately chose to ignore what Ishida trying so hard to deliver us (THE WHOLE PRECIOUS FREAKING PLOT) and wide open to recieve only their favorite (male? lol) characters. What if I told you every character is essential? If Touka wasn’t important to the plot, genius Ishida sui wouldn’t have created her in the first place?