Gilbert: Who left thier phone? 

Gilbert: No one? Fine- $5?

Arthur: $10!

Alfred: I’ll give you half a pizza.

Matthew: Wait, guys I think that’s mine-

Gilbert: Turn that think into a know!

Matthew: Wait… nevermind.


Gilbert: So, guys, I think we just stole a phone. 

feraldash  asked:

Shout out to the girl who bought a phone from me the other day (18th Feb). Odds are you'll never see this, but we were super busy and my colleague was dealing with about a million things so it was up to me to deal with the queue, and you were so friendly. It genuinely made my day, so thank you. =)

Without you, I’m not whole. 

Summary: Vic checks in on Robert during his first evening without Aaron. 

Vic strolled into the back room of the pub carrying a casserole dish in her hands. She smiled at her older brother who had his phone to his ear.

Robert held up a finger to Vic.

“Hi, this is Robert Sugden, again. I’m ringing in regards to my husband, please call me back immediately” He advised, harshly as hung up his phone, slamming it on the coffee table.

“The barrister?” Vic asked as she placed the dish in the microwave.

“Idiot won’t call me back. I’ve left five messages” Robert replied. He took his frustrations out on the coffee table by kicking it over. Shaking his head, he sighed sadly, “I just want to know where Aaron is.”

Vic placed a calming hand on Robert’s tense shoulder. “Rob, why don’t you sit and eat something” She suggested, kindly. 

Robert moved away from his sister as he grabbed his phone off the floor. “I’m not hungry. I have more calls to make” He told through a steady breath.

“Sit” Vict repeated, in a soft but commanding tone. Robert didn’t fight her. He slumped himself down in the kitchen chair. “Is Liv in her room?” She checked while spooning the pasta she made into a bowl.

“No. Liv went over to Gabby’s for dinner” Robert informed. “Did you know Liv is making a playlist for Aaron?” He spoke, proudly.

Vic placed the bowl of pasta in front of Robert. “That’s very sweet of her” She noted while sitting down next to him.

Robert nodded, “at least Liv is doing something useful.” He crossed his arms over his chest, leaving Vic’s meal untouched. “Me? I can’t even find out which prison Aaron is in” He mentioned, his voice cracking.

Vic moved out of the chair and pulled Robert in close for a comforting hug. Robert leant his head against her shoulder, wiping at his eyes.

“I miss him so much, already” Robert burst out in a shaky sob.  

Vic ran a soothing hand through Robert’s hair while he wept in her arms.

“But if you want to be a sneering, judgmental bastard who can make phone calls on the go, it’s definitely the phone for you.”

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.