i’m going to confess though, this update took away a lot of the anguish i’d been feeling about the ending since april. i don’t think it has anything to do with its content because nothing at all happened of interest other than the fact that terezi is wasting her time and her life away from the people who actually care, and john hammered a phone over a snapchat like a spoiled brat who can buy new phones at the drop of a hat (or phone). mostly it’s just that there was an update at all and i don’t have to feel like i’m suspended in a single horrid moment in time. that’s a relief! i’m finally free. terezi is navigating around an all-devouring reality hole and all ships except for rosekan remain firmly in wishy-washy schrödinger’s vague implications zone, but i somehow find it in myself to breathe a big gusty sigh of relief. thanks huss

anonymous asked:

Akatsukis roles if they would be in a horror movie pls

Pein dies first, and everyone blames each other until the phone rings ominously.

Sasori is the one who answers the phone when the killer calls, only instead of getting freaked out by the heavy breathing/creepy message from the killer, he gets annoyed by it and hangs up.

Kakuzu is the one who tries to go about business as normal, and consistently ignores that there’s a killer on the loose, and gets stabbed, but when they find them he’s still kind of alive and he leaves them a cryptic message that doesn’t become valuable until more of the plot is revealed.

Konan is the sensible one who runs outside instead of upstairs, but dumbly goes back in to get the others out also, and dies.

Deidara rigs the entire hideout with explosives, but forgets to tell the others where they are before he dies, so everyone is even more on edge than before.

Hidan thinks that because he’s immortal he’ll be fine, so he goes looking for the killer, who then knocks him out and he doesn’t wake up until the end of the movie, to find everyone else dead.

Itachi tries to play detective and figure out what’s causing all of the scary stuff, and he eventually goes “I figured it out! The killer is-“ and then the lights flicker and he’s dead.

Zetsu is the one that everyone thinks is the killer, so they kill him and hope that the whole matter is resolved. It isn’t.

Tobi screams every time anything even remotely spooky happens, and each time he does it, the others all silently pray that he’s next.

Kisame is the last one standing, and the real killer frames him for all of the murders at the end of the movie.

I went for a slasher movie, I hope that’s okay ❤️

- Admin Rey 

I find it funny that in the DE flashback Damon remembers the part where Elena is talking to Bonnie when they first meet.

So the first thing you hear when he starts dreaming about Elena is “ I know, Bonnie. You’re right.”

I just find it funny that somehow Bonnie is included on this DE scene. It’s Bonnie who is on the phone with Elena, not Caroline, not her mom, not anyone else but Bonnie… I wonder if it means something like a setup and tribute to Bamon.

Somehow Bonnie was also included in the DE goodbye scene in 6*22.

“You knew that the evil, selfish Damon Salvatore would give up the love of his life to save her best friend?” – Damon

“I knew that the love of my life would stand by his best friend, even if it meant having to live without me for a little while.” – Elena

There it goes ! And that moment too could be viewed as a setup and tribute to Bamon! As Damon called Bonnie “Elena’s best friend,” but Elena corrected him, calling her “His best friend!”

I don’t know but for me the scene was all not only Bamon but Stelena under the surface of this DE flashback.

Stefan is writing to Elena when Damon starts dreaming about Elena and it’s after Bonnie told him to find his hope. And what did Stefan do ? He wrote to Elena because after all this time she is still his hope.

Bamon and Stelena relationships are both the only two ships based on hope on this show. They are also the most developed relationships and by the way the two most epic ones too. No relationship has been created like these two on TVD and I hope it is for a reason, that they didn’t do it by mistake or they will ignore it to cater to the most toxic and abusive ship I have ever seen on TV history aka DE.

Stelena and Bamon are both soulmates and the definition of True Love and if they are not endgame then I think writers need a career change coz they just don’t know how to do their job !

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.