What-the-hell-harry

anonymous asked:

I guess the extras on the set nicknamed Harry as Harry-Bo because of his love for Haribo candy. Also, I guess he would go through the extras stuff because he wanted to see if they had any Finding Dory cookies left so he could eat them. I think that's so cute! 😍❤

OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL, HARRY? CAN YOU GET ANY CUTER?!?! xx

Okay, but an AU were Draco went to Durmstrang instead of Hogwarts because Lucius didn’t want him going to a school run by Dumbledore.

And Draco shows up for the Triwizard tournament with his school right when Harry is in his awkward “holy fuck I’m bi as hell” phase. 

Draco is excited to meet Harry Potter and he isn’t a little shit like he was in first year, but he’s still kind of a shit. Draco is impressed by Harry getting his name in the Goblet of Fire and roots for him over Krum. 

Draco asks Harry to the Yule Ball and Harry doesn’t know what to say because he hasn’t asked anyone and no one has asked him. 

Ron and Harry still have their fight, but Ron is also upset by the fact that both his friends are falling for Durmstrang guys, like what the hell! 

Draco kisses Harry before the Durmstrang ship leaves and asks Harry to write to him.

Just gay as fuck Durmstrang!Draco trying to woo Harry during his year at Hogwarts.

  • Sirius:Would someone tell me what the hell happened? Why is Hermione here punching random blondes?
  • Harry:That was Draco.
  • Sirius:Who’s Draco?
  • Ron:Draco Malfoy sir.
  • Sirius:Lucius' Son?
  • Harry:That's the one.
  • Sirius:Did you put your weight behind it?
  • Hermione:Yes sir.
  • Siruis:Well, all right then.

I just cannot believe that I’ve been a fan of this band for actual years now. 

notthenandwhen  asked:

May you please please PLEASE continue the Drarry amortentia fiction PLEASE (I need them to kiss) (it will haunt me forever if they do not) <3

okay okay, i know this is very late but yeeeeeah better late than never heh heh heh

i’m really happy that you liked my version of the Drarry Amortentia trope though! i am n o t writing a part 4 ok i feel like this ended accurately!!

note: this is PART 3 of the prompt but here are the first two parts:

PART ONE || PART TWO

(although it is not necessary for you to read the other parts)

and drum rolls please:

• draco and harry are still both In Denial ever since the two incidents and hermione, ron, blaise and pansy are amused as hell
• “harry, what’s with that glassy eyed look on your face?”
• hermione rolls her eyes and mouths ‘malfoy’ at ron
• it doesn’t escape harry’s attention
• hermione and ron almost laugh at harry’s ‘i-tried-to-glare-but-i-turned-into-a-flustered-mess’ face
• “we’re only joking, harry,” they say ‘solemnly’
jokes are always half meant
• “merlin, draco. i don’t see why you have to be a prat to the younger years just because potter—”
• “salazar slytherin, pansy! this has nothing to do with potter!”
• “draco’s right, pansy,” blaise says
• pansy looks ready to hex them both silly
• draco is about to smile at blaise and pat him on the back when blaise smirks at draco mischievously
• “draco is really just a prat, with or without potter.”
• let’s just say that the three of them end up in the infirmary with aching stomachs
• but no seriously both boys are getting sick of their friends’ constant yammering
• like they’re really sick of it
• their friends’ antics are getting worse and worse
• there is a time when pansy trips draco so he’ll fall into harry’s arms
• (draco ends up falling on top of professor mcgonagall, who doesn’t take it very well and gives them both detention)
• “oh, come off it, draco! it isn’t that bad. we just have to scrub the floors of the transfiguration classroom.”
• “malfoys don’t do dirty work.”
• ron even partners with blaise just so harry and draco can become partners for potions
• unfortunately snape takes it the wrong way and deducts 10 house points from gryffindor
• “weasley,” snape sneers. “if this is an attempt to sabotage my slytherins’ potions, it is a very poor attempt indeed. 10 points from gryffindor.”
• (gryffindor is so not happy about this, especially harry)
• and one day draco just can’t take it anymore
• draco actually accepts it
• because for fuck’s sake, he’s known for a while anyway
draco has known forever
• so he storms into the gryffindor common room (don’t ask how he knows the password) and demands to talk to harry
• the gryffindors clear out of the common room, grinning mischievously and whispering
• but obviously they use the extendable ears that the weasley twins made to eavesdrop
• “i don’t like you, potter,” draco declares
• harry scoffs. “it doesn’t take a genius to see that, malfoy.”
• “you know what i mean.”
• “i know, you arse. merlin, do i know. and you know what i think? i think that amortentia is absolute bollocks.”
• “for the first time in my life, i’m actually agreeing with you, potter. not that this changes anything.”
• “SNOG ALREADY! GET A ROOM!” someone yells from upstairs probably seamus and everyone laughs and whoops
• draco threatens to hex anyone who says that again while harry yells for them to shut up
• (at midnight and under harry’s invisibility cloak, draco and harry, finally finally kiss though)
• “i still hate you, potter.”
• “me too, malfoy. me too.”
• who ever said the pair of them wasn’t sappy???

“Anyways, as I was saying.. I told Niall specially not to eat the cookie dough batter - ‘cos there are raw eggs in the mix and you could get salmonella or whatever- Harry, are you listening to me?” Liam raised a brow as he flipped a burger patty on the grill, revelling in the beautiful sound of it sizzling against the hot metal. 

“Wha’? Oh, yeah. ‘f course I’m listenin’.” Harry hummed absentmindedly, turning to glance at Liam. 

“Good - ‘cos this is a story you wouldn’t want to miss. Anyways, Niall totally ignores me, that bastard, and he shoves a spoonful of the dough into his mouth and- Harry, mate. A story requires someone to tell it and someone to listen. So far, you’re not fulfilling your duty. What the hell are you staring at?” Liam looked over Harry’s shoulder when Harry quickly turned back to look at him with a sheepish smile. He squinted his eyes, a gasp leaving his mouth as a smile spread across his face. Now he knew what Harry was looking at. “Making googly eyes at Y/N again, are we? Throw a couple more patties on for me, please.” 

“I’m not makin’-!” Harry quickly lowered the volume of his voice as a couple people looked over at the pair to see what he was hollering about, “I’m not makin’ googly eyes at Y/N, Liam.” He grumbled, crossing his arms as he helped Liam toss a couple sausages onto the grill. 

“You sure? She looks awfully fit in that little black bikini.” Liam used his spatula to point in your direction, laughing when Harry swatted at his arm. “If I would’ve known how distracted you’d get from looking at Y/N, I never would have invited her to the pool party.” 

“I’m not distracted.” 

“I literally asked you to throw on patties, not sausages. In case you haven’t noticed, the sausages I grilled up ten minutes ago are still on that plate, and the burger patties are nearly done. I might as well get Niall to help me- Well, he might eat the raw meat if I’m not careful.” 

“Fine, get someone else t’ help yeh for all I care.” Harry snorted, eyes widening when Liam called out your name. 

“Come help me cook, yeah? I’d like to dip my toes in the pool for a second.” Liam smiled when you padded over, taking the spatula from him and tending to the patties. “Harry said he didn’t want to help anymore so I’ll go and get Louis to-” 

“No, no! I can stay. I can stay and help.” Harry blurted out, his heart fluttering when you shot a friendly smile in his direction. 

“Great, great! Here’s a bit of a conversation starter - Harry’s been staring at your bum for the past ten minutes.” 

Liam!” 

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