What We Do In The Shadows

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This is what happens when you’re a vampire. You have to watch everyone die. Your mother and father. All your friends. Sometimes brutal, like slipping and falling onto a giant spike. Or falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe. Or making the simple mistake of fashioning a mask out of crackers and being attacked by ducks, geese, swans.

What We Do In The Shadows (2014) dir.Taika Waititi

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I’ve hypnotized those cops. I’m not a great hypothesizer so it could wear off any second. I really hope that those guys don’t kill those police because then this means more police will come.Possibly even Christians which is totally the last things we need in this house.

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi