“but what no trainer could claim to have given him was his extraordinary beauty. Tall, athletic, with golden skin and bronze-colored hair and those incredible eyes.”

“He’s draped in a golden net that’s strategically knotted at his groin so that he can’t technically be called naked, but he’s about as close as you can get.”

Why couldn’t Wes have been cast as Finnick Odair!?! Instead he is cast as a voodoo doll.