Well I found ONE but it doesn't work

anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm searching a fic where H and D have a daughter, but D doesn't know. He found out that H has a daughter when he starts working in Andomeda's children day care.. do you know something like this?

A Thread Of Innocence By: Athena Linborn - M, WIP - Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!

- Lisa

Today at work
  • *Dude comes in with his wife and 2 kids*
  • Dude: Hey I like your nose ring!
  • Me: Thanks!
  • Dude: I used to have one but I had to take it out cause I'm a 40 year old man.
  • Me: Aww man, I'm sorry, you should've kept it!
  • Dude: Me too, but that's just not okay in this society.
  • Me: We should change that.
  • *Coworker walks up*
  • Coworker: Hey man, I like your tattoos!
  • Dude: Thanks! They're not finished yet. They're going to be full sleeves someday.
  • Me: That's awesome! I wish I could get full sleeves.
  • Dude: You can!
  • Me: But I'm trying to be an actress. That wouldn't fly in the acting world. It would take too much expensive makeup to cover up.
  • Dude: So? Vin Diesel. He's covered in tattoos!
  • Me: Yes but he's a man. It doesn't work that way for women.
  • Dude: We should change that.
  • Me: Yes we should.
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Acronyms (Jumin and MC)
  • Based on an anon ask. HC of Jumin and MC who are both confused by acronyms/slangs/new words. The acronyms are based on what has confused me in the past, don't judge-
  • [Jumin Han entered the chatroom.]
  • Jumin : Ah, MC, you're here.
  • MC : Hello, Jumin ^^
  • Jumin : I was going through some of personal clients' emails and found weird words.
  • Jumin : They weren't supposed to use abbreviations, but what's done is done. I don't have time to have Assistant Kang tell them to re-do it again. Things need to get sorted out by tonight.
  • Jumin : I thought maybe you could help me with it.
  • MC : Eh, I'm not that good with slangs either ;; Though I hope I could help.
  • Jumin : Do you know what PSA is?
  • MC : Prostate specific-antigen...?
  • Jumin : ...That's what I thought too.
  • Jumin : But I don't think they meant that.
  • MC : What did they say?
  • Jumin : "PSA to email receivers. The meeting tomorrow will be led by Chief Jeon instead of Chief Yoon."
  • MC : Ah, I think the context there is Public Service Announcement? Urbondictionary said they are rarely used as an acronym though.
  • Jumin : Why didn't they just type it normally?
  • Jumin : Anyways, moving on. Please bear with me.
  • MC : Go ahead.
  • Jumin : This one is talking about marketing considering gender identities. It contains the word "cis".
  • MC : Commonwealth of Independent States?
  • Jumin : I highly doubt they were talking about that organization.
  • MC : Have you searched it on Foogle?
  • Jumin : I tried. But I don't think I found it.
  • MC : Hmm, let's think about that one later.
  • MC : What about the other ones?
  • Jumin : There's only one more left.
  • Jumin : This one is actually not business related though it was forwarded by one of our largest clients, so I have to reply it.
  • Jumin : It's actually an article about me. It was titled "Jumin Han, Possibly Ace?". What does ace mean...?
  • MC : Doesn't it mean that you're very good at your job that you are titled as an 'ace'?
  • Jumin : That may be the case, I guess.
  • MC : Oh! Jumin, I just found the alternate meanings for both 'ace' and 'cis' in slanguyde. Apparently, 'ace' can mean asexual, and 'cis' can mean cisgender.
  • Jumin : ....Well, at least this article is different from the ones who have called me gay. I'm getting quite tired of these rumors. Why don't people use the energy to do something more productive, like work?
  • MC : It must be tough being a director ^^; Hang in there.
  • MC : Don't forget to eat lunch, and remember that Elizabeth the third is waiting at home!
  • Jumin : Thank you for your help and encouragement.
  • Jumin : (smiling emoji)
  • Jumin : You should get a proper meal as well. Then, I have to get back to work first. Good bye.
  • [Jumin Han left the chatroom.]
Send me a pairing and a number and i'll write you a drabble
  1. “Come over here and make me.”
  2. “Have you lost your damn mind!?”
  3. “Please, don’t leave.”
  4. “Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
  5. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
  6. “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
  7. “I almost lost you.”
  8. “Wanna bet?”
  9. “Don’t you ever do that again!”
  10. “Teach me how to play?”
  11. “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
  12. “I think we need to talk.”
  13. “Kiss me.”
  14. “Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
  15. “So, I found this waterfall…”
  16. “It could be worse.”
  17. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
  18. “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
  19. “The paint’s supposed to go where?”
  20. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
  21. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
  22. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
  23. “Just once.”
  24. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
  25. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
  26. “I got you a present.”
  27. “I’m pregnant.”
  28. “Marry me?”
  29. “I thought you were dead.”
  30. “It’s not what it looks like…”
  31. “You lied to me.”
  32. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
  33. “Please don’t do this.”
  34. “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
  35. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
  36. “I wish I could hate you.”
  37. “Wanna dance?”
  38. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
  39. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
  40. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
  41. “You did all of this for me?”
  42. “I swear it was an accident.”
  43. “YOU DID WHAT?!”
  44. “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
  45. “Tell me a secret.”
  46. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
  47. “No one needs to know.”
  48. “Boo.”
  49. “Well this is awkward…”
  50. Writer’s preference

I would like to establish that while, yes I do ship Captain Canary (Leonard x Sara) on Legends of Tomorrow. I am quite aware that Sara is bisexual and just because I ship her with Leo does not mean I have ignored the fact she is into women.

I loved her and Nyssa, they were adorable and worked well together, however that pairing looks to be over now and I’m okay with that. I also found her small, one episode romantic involvement with the nurse Lindsay very sweet, even though it was brief.


The fact that I ship Leo and Sara does not mean I am ignoring Sara’s sexuality! In fact,it serves to prove the point that it shouldn’t matter what gender she’s paired with. I love the fact she’s representing Bisexuality

damiansalizar  asked:

Imagine Bucky finding electroswing bands like Caravan Palace and Parov Stelar and absolutely loving it because "STEVE I FOUND MODERN SWING MUSIC IT STILL EXISTS." He doesn't always feel like the electronic parts fit in right with the swing parts but overall it works pretty well. It feels enough like home to be comforting but also new enough that he still feels like he's moving forward and adapting.

bucky amasses an impressive collection of the genre on the ipod that sam gave him (he steadfastly refuses to use tony’s starkphone, just to annoy him), and instead of movie night, one night they have a swing night instead. steve and bucky already know the basics, and so does nat, and clint can keep up, so between the four of them they teach the rest of the team. thor has the most fun with it, tony steps on pepper’s feet a few too many times, and eventually the whole thing turns into the team looking up intense dance videos on youtube and challenging bucky and nat to try the more difficult and acrobatic moves.

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Painted Alterations, a brief timeline.

(Captions on the individual pieces.)

I’ve been dabbling in painted alterations off and on for about three years now.  There’s been laughter, there’s been tears, there’s been a rekindled hatred of my nemesis, the Sun.

I am far from an expert on painting on cards.  Or painting in general.  Or really anything at all, if I’m honest.  On most things I fall somewhere in between “well-meaning oaf” to “wanton charlatan.”  Despite this, I present a bit of a summary of my meandering path with tiny, tiny paintings.

It all started after I went to my first few Magic events, and was bombarded with requests to alter cards.  Having never really done it before, or even really thought about it, those first alters were clumsy abombinations of silver and black sharpie that I’d just as soon forget ever happened.  I did them for free, and even at that, I felt I was cheating them.  Though, for many folks who’ve stuck with their fanship, they’re the treasured proof of nobody’s-perfect that clearly illustrates “we all start somewhere.”

In the panic that can only come from ruining hundreds of expensive cards, I started experimenting with all kinds of methods and media for alterations.  Different kinds of markers, paints, paint-pens.  My online research yielded that the preferred, common method was acrylic paint. 

They worked, but they dried so very, very quickly in the moistureless air of Utah.  As soon as a color hit the card, it was dry.  No blending, no mixing, and glazing just seemed to be an impossibility.  I experimented with drying slowers, and eventually started using Golden Open series acrylics, which had a much better working time.  But, they didn’t cover well if they were thinned at all, and if they weren’t thinned, they were goopy.  However, they did the job, and for a long time they’re what I used exclusively for painted alters.

Enter Drew Baker.  Fantastic artist, friend, expert painter, and one of the best human beings around.  I was yowling about some of the above frustrations, and he simply asked “well, is there a reason you aren’t just using oil paint?”  

I stumbled through a few reasons, realizing that they were not actually reasons.  "They dry too slow!“  Well, not really.  There are driers.  "They… damage the card?”  No, not that either.  Except that now the card has oil paint on it.

Drew helped me find paints and medium that would work well on the tiny format of a card.  I tested things out on basic lands, to make sure the oil didn’t soak in, or the thinners didn’t eat the ink.  Worked just peachy.  In fact, it worked exactly like I wanted it to.  

I’m still learning a lot about oil painting.  Altered cards have been and introduction to the medium of the old masters, and great practice.  Thanks Drew, for always being such a great help to me, and always challenging me to learn and grow.

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For folks wishing to try on their own, here’s what I’m using these days.  Pretty basic, really:

M. Graham walnut oil colors

walnut alkyd medium

Gamsol

Golden polymer gloss varnish

Tiny little brushes.  000 through 1, rounds and filberts for the most part.

I don’t use much of the Gamsol, except for glazing.  Mostly I just use a tiny bit of the alkyd to thin the paint and help it flow.  I’ve found that it will mostly dry in a day or two, or if you’re impatient, an hour at 170 degrees Fahrenheit will dry them.  (Done a lot of experiments, and so far as I can tell, this doesn’t hurt the card or the paint.)  The varnish isn’t something I’ve done that much experimenting with.  Tried maybe four different types so far.  The polymer is a nice combination of being easy to apply, very thin, and pulling out a “wet color” look.  But I’m still playing with others.

Late Night Wanderings

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Night had fallen in the Underground. You could only tell it was night because the crystals that usual shown so brightly were dimmed to a soft glow, casting the snowy forest in deep shadows. It was a time no one was to leave their beds save for the royal guard, only someone was out. Glass tilted his head back against the tree he was sitting against, spotting a few pinpricks of light shining faintly through the tree branches overhead.

He should go home. He wasn’t doing much of anything besides waiting for the cursed wing M!a to finally end. Glass hated being anywhere near Snowdin with them though. The big, blue and white appendages would be hard to explain if anyone happened to spot him with them. Call him paranoid because he was. Fat chance people were going to go peeking through the window of his room; it was on the second floor for crying out loud. He was probably just looking for an excuse to stay out at night.

Glass closed his eyes with a soft sigh. If he was caught in out past curfew again, he knew Undyne was going to have a fit. Well, she will when she stopped being a lazy fish ass. Heh, the great and noble captain was turning out to be quite the hypocrite these last few days.

A sudden noise nearby had Glass jolting upright, shoulders stiff and eyes flying wide open. Who was there? Glass swore he had teleported deep enough into the woods to avoid being found by a guard patrol.

anonymous asked:

If you don't mind me asking, do you have any recs for "political" Harry-centric Harry Potter fics? It doesn't have to be government politics specifically - I'm interested in anything that deals with wizarding society in general, and Harry as one of the central figures that brings some sort of change to it. (I'd love Harry-as-Hogwarts-Headmaster fics!) I prefer gen, but I'm open to pairings.

Calculation - fringeperson

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold… well, he had something new to calculate.

Again and Again - Athey

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can’t. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. Story is high on Political intrigue. Dumbledore!bashing slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

Harry Crow - robst

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

In this World and the Next - robst

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

Can’t Have It Both Ways - robst

If you are forced to participate in a competition that’s reserved for adults only, doesn’t that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr

Xerosis - Batsutousai

Harry’s world ends at the hands of those he’d once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry.

Stand Against the Moon - Batsutousai

Cursed against his will, Harry made the best of his life until he found himself, again, wandering in Death’s realm. When Death offers him a second chance, a chance to right the wrongs he’d been blind to for too long, he can’t possibly refuse.

Curse of Fate - Mistress Nika

Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he’s found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.

On An Island In The Sun - Rorschach’s Blot

You don’t like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!

Shards of Time: The Master of Death - Shitsumeishi

Harry Potter is just an eccentric school boy with some unusual talents. Lord Peverell-Black, on the other hand, is a magically and politically powerful man with the world at his fingertips and a war at his doorstep. Time travel, no pairings.

Black Fortunes - Herald-MageAnduli

Harry breaks the mirror after the end of the war. He is sent back to 1975 and takes up the mantle of Lord Peverell. He hopes to turn around the tragic Black family story. How? By getting newly widowed Lord Orion Black to fall in love with him. SLASH, Mpreg, Time-Travel, mild Character Bashing. Orion Black/Harry Potter, sub!Harry

Turning Tides - slayer of destiny

Harry takes charge of his own life and takes his seats on the Wizengamot with Hermione and Ron’s help. He meets new people and makes some new allies, including the gorgeous, mysterious Mikhail Zabini. Harry/OMC

Schooled - Wyrdsmith

7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan’s payback during Professor Slytherin’s class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU

Did You Know? - Wyrdsmith

Lord Potter has entered the political arena well-trained, knowledgeable, savvy, and counting amongst his arsenal a host of powerful secrets about various members of the magickal world. For instance, did you know that Dumbledore …!

Harry Potter and The Phoenix Burning - mini-mid

Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash

Harry Potter and the Phoenix ashes - mini-mid

Harry goes back to Hogwarts after a busy summer, ready for year two. He has a new Slytherin following him around and struggles to come to terms with his position as a Slytherin confidant. Malfoy is back with a new outlook on life and Severus has fallen in love. Voldemort is keeping quiet and the wizarding World is going through Changes. not slash!

Death’s Son - LittleMissXanda

He was lying in the mud dying, the world was already dead. Voldemort must be in his grave laughing, he had been right all along and now it was to late to do anything about it. Death didn’t quite agree with that and now Death’s son was going to make the muggles pay for everything they had done.

The Rise of a Dark Lord - LittleMissXanda

Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.

Bound in Servitude - LittleMissXanda

Tied to a tombstone, being tortured by Voldemort. Harry wanted it to end. His mind, his soul cried for someone, anyone to help him. He hadn’t expected for someone to actually answer. Now he will learn the truth about the Potter bloodline and prepare himself for the war that is at their doorstep. However, unlike what he had thought, he won’t be facing what is coming on his own.

Manipulating Fate - Midnight Star 25

Time Travel A 30 year old Harry succeeded in fulfilling the prophecy, but there’s nothing left to live for. Harry executes a risky scheme, that will have him fighting against fate itself. GreyHarry Independent Powerful Harry Slight Dumbledore Bashing

Poison Pen - GenkaiFan

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap - Seel’vor

Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies… and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past…

White Lies And Other Misdemeanors - Lady Azar de Tameran

One Shot. “I was never a child. Just a very short adult.” In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold… well, he had something new to calculate.

anonymous asked:

I have one question about the shared vision theory: I think it is pretty strong but, why doesn't Kylo recognize Rey? In her vision Kylo is very much, well, Kylo. If he saw her in his vision he should know who she is right away or when he enters her mind. Although, I suppose he could have had his vision years ago and maybe doesn't remember her face clearly. I want to agree - I am just trying to work out the initial lack of recognition on Kylo's part.

(This question relates to the vision theory that can be found here.)

I think it would be a mix of Kylo having experienced the vision a long time ago (as a child/teen) and his sight of Rey being obscured and veiled to begin with. We’re talking about heightened visions rather than accurate representations of reality, which is why vision!Kylo looked like this (mask on, blade raised):

And real!Kylo looked like this (mask off, blade lowered):

And even if he had a vague memory of seeing a young girl with brown hair in his vision, that won’t have been enough for him to associate her with Rey with any certainty. However, while there are many pretty young girls with brown hair, there is only going to be one such girl who faces him in a snowy forest with his grandfather’s lightsaber in her hands: