• Friend:I want a show that has representation!
  • Me:welcome to night vale
  • Friend:I want a show with great characters
  • Me:welcome to night vale
  • Friend:I want a show that doesn't have the stereotypical white cis romance.
  • Me:welcome to night vale
  • Friend:I want a show with a truly original plot.
  • Me:WELCOME. TO. NIGHT. VALE.
  • Friend:ugh why can't shows like that exist?
  • Me:AM I FUCKING INVISIBLE?!

The vortex is gone now, but as I was returning, I passed a man. Along the way, in the vortex, I saw a grotesque man. A man who looked just like me. A foul devil of a man. I smiled and said, “Hello there, friend!” And he attacked me! I hugged this man, and he hugged me back. I tried to choke him to death, but I remembered. We shared a moment in this other world. I remembered what I told you, and I let him live.