Wedding-Setting

A Punny Story

I had this girlfriend once where things were getting pretty serious. We wanted to move in together, so we went looking for an apartment. The second one our real estate agent took us to was perfect, we both loved it, so we made the decision to move in. Our neighbour was a really nice guy named Joseph. His wife had left him a few years prior, leaving him alone to take care of his eight-year old son. I always felt kinda bad for the guy. He had this weird accent that was really hard to place.

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so, as girlfriends do, moment is getting hot and my gf wanted to go downtown but i was on my period and in the heat of the moment she forgets and i see this as a golden opportunity. so being the asshole that i am i go “wait wait wait let me set some mood music” and i start playing the Rains of Castamere and lean back as if everything is normal. Needless to say she stops and is just so perplexed. Lol and then i say “what? it’s about to be a theatrical reprisal of the Red Wedding I thought I’d set the tone!”

the mood was ruined, but the joke was worth it.

My Reaction to Mass Effect Andromeda's Squad
  • Cora: Okay, can you tone down the fangirling? It's getting embarrassing. And I'm saying this as someone who used to be able to recite the entire Star Wars Original Trilogy from memory. Also, I'm not entirely sure it's legal for a straight woman to have that hair cut.
  • Liam: Well, since my baby brother can't be here, I am officially adopting you. Also, I agree with Vetra. Put on a god damned shirt.
  • Peebee: Hello, my blue space wife? Do you love me yet, or should I wait until tomorrow to buy the engagement ring and wedding set?
  • Drack: Murder Happy Space Grandpa! Can I have a hug?
  • Vetra: My best friend, and the sister of my heart. I will kill anyone who ever hurts you or anything you love.
  • Jaal: Dude, you are amazing, but for the love of god, never walk around my ship naked again.
  • Kallo: I want to hug you. I don't know why, but every time I set foot on the bridge, I am filled with the overwhelming urge to hug you.
  • Suvi: You are sweet, and lovely and Scottish, and I would love to curl up on a couch and talk to you for hours. Also while I am going to wife Peebee, that pink lip gloss is driving me to distraction. Please, for the love of god, stop wearing it.
  • Lexi: Space Mom. Which is slightly awkward because I hit on you the first time we met, but in my defense, you're insanely attractive.
  • Gil: Dude, I like you, but be nicer to Kallo, or I will put itching powder in your underwear.
  • Scott Ryder: I'm out here saving the cluster, and you're over there "in a medically induced coma." Lazy Asshole.
back that azz up

Title: Back That Azz Up
Pairing: Tyler Joseph/Reader
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Lots of daddy kink, dirty talk, public-ish setting, wedding stuff.
A/N: I wanted this to be a drabble, but then it started to turn into a full fic, so I guess it’s kind of in the middle, like 3.6k words. But I’m gonna try to work on some Josh stuff next, because I’ve been neglecting him, whoops.

Originally posted by modestmartian

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etsyfindoftheday | wedding week 2017 | 6.19.17

FINAL DAY: KP’s wedding faves
featuring: unique alternative wedding + engagement ring duo by lexluxe

THE LETTER WAS FOR SAKURA’S BIRTHDAY OMG

“Naruto’s and Hinata’s wedding is set during the japanese holiday called  ‘Hanami’ > (Just see the environment at the wedding, it’s full of cherry blossoms, ) the start of spring in Japan is in March 28th, AND Sakura’s birthday is on March 28th,
I’m 90% sure Sasuke did congratulate her bc of that
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Hey, it doesn’t fit at all that Sakura blushes only because he sent a letter to Naruto?, but it does fit she blushed and Sasuke smiled because he sent this letter in order to cheer and congratulate Sakura due to her birthday. If it was for Naruto, the letter would be sended directly at him.”

it explains everything why Sakura blushed after seeing Sasuke’s message  ಥ⌣ಥ


thanks to dragneelucy 💖

anonymous asked:

WCIF your favourite wedding dresses for the sims 4?

this has been sitting in my inbox for awhile too oops x_x

From left to right (in no particular order)

Wedding Set 3 by @coloresurbanos
Vintage Dress from Vintage Glamour Stuff by Eaxis
Peasant Wedding Dress by @pickypikachu
Cassia Dress by @wildlyminiaturesandwich
Queen of Lace by pickypikachu

Idk I don’t really have weddings in my game too often so I don’t really have that many ‘wedding dresses’ in my CC folders ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (and yeah ik PP is on here twice but i really like both of the dresses so meh *sticks out tongue*)

.A Million Lifetimes.

 In honour of Remus Appreciation Day I have written this little (long) Young!Remus imagine. 

A/N: If you don’t like rough, Remus smut then I suggest you leave silently and sit in a corner where you have reevaluate yourself. (I’m kidding, you do you.)

Word Count: 3,121.

((This gif inspired the whole thing))

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