Hikaru: We are both interested in taking you to the Valentine’s dance, but we are also brothers. Kaoru: It is of utmost importance we protect that brotherhood from the stresses of courting you, so we’re trying to be as direct and above-board about this as possible. Both: Will you go to the dance with one of us, and if so, which one? Haruhi: Okay, we need to get something straight first. This is the cutest thing that’s ever happened to me.