Wammy’s house memes

- *points at any bug eyed animal* holy shit who invited L

- Linda and Matt having an ongoing bet over when Mello’s next freak out will be

- ‘Your Momma’s so fat she wears Saturn’s rings as a hula hoop’ ‘My mum’s dead’ ‘Well yeah man so is mine’

- Everyone dabbing in coordination at Near to see how he reacts. He dabs back

- ‘You know why Near wears white? To hide all them fine cocaines he’s been snorting’

- Asking someone how they want their bacon done and being told to Beyond it

- Roger is a cyborg created by Watari and his circuits will short if you let him near a microwave

- Twenty one Zero days since the last explosion

- The ongoing conspiracy that Mello is in fact, Taylor Swift

- The yearly elaborate traps rigged around the house to catch Watari Claus at Christmas

- Calling Linda by her Deviantart OC’s names from 2005

- *Exam season* ‘I haven’t slept in forty hours so pardon my language but, what the fuck is going on in this here day?’

- Knowingly telling the new arrivals that Watari is keeping you here until he is ready to sell your organs on the black market

- Any fictional detective is L

- Both of Matt’s eyes are fake and that’s why he wears goggles

Things that would have been better to see than Netflix’s abomination that calls itself Death Note
  • An adaption of Death Note Another Note: The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases
  • A prequel about Watari and Roger. How Watari found L, Watari and Roger being badass and how they founded the Wammy House
  • a AU in which Light won and we see how Kira’s world would be like and possibly seeing Light take on the Shinigami King
  • Seeing Near as the new L and seeing him take on a new case that rivals Kira
  • How Mello took over the damn Mafia
  • Drama in the Shinigami realm
  • My Idea for a sequel in which the Death Note is dropped in America
Death note kitties!

Light:

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L:

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Mello:

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Matt:

Near:

Watari:

Beyond:

Task Force:

Matsuda:

Mikami:

Misa (and Light):

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Aiber:

my piece for the @hqseijouzine!! the seijou kids are having a BLAST at disneyland, especially oikawa!! 

i’m really glad to have gotten the opportunity to work with such skillful artists!!! be sure to check out everyone else’s works :’)) 

Waking up in the mornings

Oikawa

  • Up by 4 AM every day to do his hair and go on a jog
  • “An athlete can only be good as his diet lets him be!”
  • No, seriously, he eats almost enough food for the entire Miyagi prefecture every single morning and it’s the most disgusting thing anyone’s ever seen
  • Fuck him, he’s a morning person

Iwaizumi

  • Grumbles as he forces himself out of bed at 5 to go jogging with Oikawa with sheer willpower
  • Likes to spend his breakfast sipping coffee and reading whatever catches his interest
  • His favorite breakfast meal includes a bowl of rice, two fried eggs, and fish
  • Not a morning person, but 8:30 to him is the regular person’s 10:30 so it’s chill

Hanamaki

  • Is an absolute force of bitter death and destruction until he gets a cup of coffee into him
  • Once at the Seijoh Sleepover™, Oikawa hid Makki’s coffee grounds and was consequentially forced onto the ground in a strangle hold until they were given back to him
  • He can function as a human being and deal with people’s (Oikawa’s) shit much better after a cup of coffee as black as his soul
  • Favorite breakfast meal includes toast with sides of butter and jam, boiled eggs, and juice

Matsukawa

  • Wakes up almost-late every day
  • Laziest motherfucker on this planet #2
  • Would eat a piece of paper for breakfast and not care in the least
  • His tongue is as dead as Squidward’s hopes and dreams
  • Coffee doesn’t really affect him so he has to suffer through the drowsiness on his own, rip

Yahaba

  • Is the most adorable thing ever waking up
  • Makes tiny yawning and grumbling noises for the first 15-20 minutes of consciousness and is extremely embarrassed that everyone says its the cutest thing in the world
  • Has and will fight you for all the meat on the table during breakfast
  • @ the Seijoh Sleepover™, he stared at Matsun with such intensity that he handed over the last octopus sausage over without argument

Kyotani

  • Will punch you if you try to talk to him when he wakes up
  • Glares at people like they murdered his entire family
  • Yahaba’s cutesy act leaves him speechless and red in the face
  • Really fucking loves rice
  • Usually eats convenience store crap for breakfast so he get’s really excited when there’s actual rice and shit

Watari

  • “He’s probably a monster when he wakes up”
  • “There’s no way someone can be so happy all the time, after all”
  • Rises with a smile so bright it’s like Jesus blessed his teeth
  • Wakes up and greets the day with a warm “Good morning! Wow, I slept so great last night!”
  • #ActualChildofGoodness2k16
  • Will eat anything and everything and comment on how delicious it is, and then offer to do the dishes
  • Hanamaki once threatened to slap him for being too happy

Kindaichi

  • Goes to sleep at a responsible time
  • Wakes up blinking and lethargic for three minutes
  • Afterwards is completely normal
  • Loves greasy food in the morning

Kunimi

  • Laziest motherfucker on this planet #1
  • Didn’t go to sleep last night until 5 AM
  • Favorite breakfast items include poptarts, commercial cereal, extra sugary coffee, and a jar of melted salt caramel, i.e. enough sugar to kill a medium sized water buffalo
  • Is a literal zombie until he gets to school, falls asleep through his first three classes, and then starts functioning normally around lunch time
Wammy’s Urban Legends

A- if it rains on the day that A died, travel north up the hill, starting at his grave. A new trail will open up that wasn’t there before. Those who have seen it report seeing a hazy figure in the mist, but make sure to turn back before the rain stops. Never stay past midnight.

Beyond- if you whisper ‘Beyond’ thirteen times into a candle, fireplace, or other sources of fire, you’ll see your eyes turn red when you look at your reflection. Taking the last jar of jam will curse you for two weeks. It’s also said that if you don’t dedicate an extra candle on your birthday for B, your luck will sour for the rest of the year.

L- Halloween. Sometimes it’s a hyottoko mask, sometimes it’s a bedsheet ghost. When he holds his palm out, stay calm and deposit one candy and he will leave you alone. If you’re unfortunate enough to not have any on you, crossing an X over your heart with your finger is also effective.

Mello- after the successor program crumbles completely, ranks hold different meaning. Anyone who scores a 100% on a test risks upsetting Mello’s ghost. Some students have taken to deliberately botching a single question on the exam to avoid Mello’s wrath.

Matt- The arcade in Winchester has an unspoken rule. Any machine that has Matt as first place on the leaderboard is never to disturb his place on the list.  The last time someone tried, the machine crashed and broke for good.

Watari- he’s romanticised in a different way. Rather than Saint Nicholas, it’s Wammy who has become the figurehead of Christmas and patron saint of the orphans. Light him a candle on Christmas Eve and you’ll receive better presents.