Waterfall in the Costa Rican rainforest

“I don’t like reading at all, but I love to write!”
Ok, so, Not-Freddy is just standin’ around,

mindin’ his own business.

But suddenly, oh noes!

A giant… sarcophagus… robot?

…with a fuchsia triangle on its chest?

…that can’t move its arms, but shoots lasers…

…that move slowly enough for you to duck under?

And then, they all abruptly do… uh… a little operating room skit?

And then, Not-Freddy has a mustache over his mask? Because… surgeons are so well-known for their wild-west-villain facial hair, I guess?

And then, she gets a mustache, too? …even bigger than his? …for even less-explainable reasons?

And then, Colin realized he couldn’t tell whether these were actual events in a cartoon he was watching, or just some bizarre fever dream.

If I wake up from this mysterious unreality, I’ll let you know.