Why Looney Tunes: Back in Action is objectively the greatest film ever made

No-one ever talks about Looney Tunes: Back in Action and that’s a crime.

Because…

Okay, Brendan Fraser plays a stuntman.

…who hates working with Brendan Fraser.

His dad is Timothy Dalton, who plays an actor most well known for spy films.

…who turns out to actually be a real spy and hides spy shit behind a portrait of himself.

So father and son have to team up to stop an evil genius…   played by a near-unrecognisable Steve Martin.

…whose henchman is WWE star Bill Goldberg.

By the way, Steve Martin is the head of the ACME corporation.

Yes, that ACME.

Oh, and among Martin’s underlings are Ron Perlman and Robert Picardo.

So anyway our heroes end up at Area Fifty TWO… which is run by Joan Cusack.

…and which houses all sorts of alien nasties, including…

TRIFFIDS

THIS ISLAND EARTH MUTANTS

ROBOT MONSTER

AND MOTHER FUCKING DALEKS

Plus the twins from Gremlins 2 play the WARNER BROTHERS

Shaggy and Scooby chastise Matthew Lillard over the live action Scooby Doo movie.

Porky Pig and Speedy Gonzales lament political correctness killing their careers.

Brendan Fraser gets to punch Brendan Fraser.

Fucking plus

Plus the whole time he’s accompanied by Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, and the whole thing was directed by Joe Dante so you know that’s a perfect fit.

So in conclusion, please watch Looney Tunes: Back in Action. It will most likely change your life.

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With The LEGO Batman Movie being released this week, Warner Brothers TV Studios are joining the celebration with LEGO styled billboards outside their Burbank location. 

Apparently Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs of 2 Broke Girls as well as Mayim Bialik of The Big Bang Theory even got to meet with the LEGO Batman Movies main super heroes for the occasion:

Just a little update:

The CW super heroes also get an appearance in this promo…

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you can’t sit there and tell me that these two spent all that time on the same studio lot as those kids and didn’t end up babysitting them at some point

click for captions :^)

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Character Tropes: Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)

“Friends, we’ll paint any ceiling for just $29.95. Riiiight! How do we do it? No overhead! In fact, when we get through, you’ll have nothing overhead! And if you hire us, you’ll have nothing in your head! We paint ceilings, ceilings and ONLY ceilings! We don’t paint floors ‘cause they’re beneath us.“

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If you’ve never seen it, definitely treat yourself to a ten-minute Scooby-Doo themed parody of The Blair Witch Project called The Scooby-Doo Project! This special aired on Cartoon Network in 1999 during a Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! marathon. 

While you’re there, be sure to subscribe to Doo Central’s new YouTube channel where I’ll be uploading my Q/A Video next week!

Lorelai’s letter to Rory about Logan — on display at the warner brothers studio tour in Burbank California

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Dear Rory,
So, right now you are reading my sealed words of wisdom as the tormented, foolish (but persistent) cad hangs off every nuance of your reactions, his heart and mind in a dizzying flurry of questions as to how the outcome will play out… As you read this, delight in the knowledge that this love-sick pup before you does not have a clue…

Now, ordinarily, after a fool has taken my daughter’s love for granted, if I did not kill him through a slow and excruciatingly painful death, I would instruct my daughter, much like Miss Havisham did to Estella in ‘Great Expectations’, to be cold blooded and calculating, to dash his hopes, and to crush him. However, the decision is all yours to make. Love is elusive and all-encompassing; when you fall under its intoxicating spell, you have little recourse but to live out its devices. If you love this boy, maybe you want to give it another chance?

Good luck, love you,
Mom