WORLD-DOMINATION

I like...

I like how a few times now, while hanging around with asexual friends, other people have asked us, “So…if you don’t want sex, like, what DO you want?” 

And the go-to answer seems to be: “World domination.” 


That’s it. The secret to asexuality. We are more interested in world domination than having sex. 

Home ec exam be like

“List some ways to include vegetables in the diet”


gee i don’t know. maybe you should try FUCKING EATING THEM FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER. LETS NOT FORGET CHRISTMAS, EASTER, VALENTINES DAY, ST PATRICK’S DAY, AND HALLOWEEN. WHY NOT EVERYDAY. VEGETABLES ALL THE TIME. BROCCOLI TOOTHPASTE, CARROT HAIRBRUSHES, CAULIFLOWER SHOES. WHY STOP THERE? WHY NOT MAKE CARS OUT OF VEGETABLES? HOUSES? CRUISE SHIPS? SPACESHUTTLES? WHY NOT MAKE VEGETABLE PEOPLE? A VEGETABLE PLANET? LETTUCE METEORS?  BRUSSEL SPROUT ROCKS? WE CAN REPLACE THE MOON WITH A TURNIP. THERE IS NO END TO THE VEGETABLE AGE. EVERYBODY IS A FUCKING VEGETABLE. POATOES, CARROTS, SPINACH, BRUSSEL SPROUTS? IT DOESENT STOP. 

and that is some ways vegetables can be included in the diet.

Saftkeur is expanding!

You may have noticed a lack of updates from me lately, but rest assured, it has been for good reason that I have been so very busy in recent times.
Visual and literary art of fetish and kink subjects is a wonderful area to be in, but sometimes, a change of pace is needed! So I am pleased to unveil my newest venture into another subject I enjoy greatly; the Saftkeur Space Initiative, or

SPACEKEUR is an all-new offshoot of my artistic ventures, and holds a very simple goal: to launch into space a SPACEKEUR-owned orbital beam delivery platform, which will target and destroy key individuals and governments until my demands have been met (these demands will be announced soon, so stay tuned for that!)

The SPACEKEUR initiative will be launching - both figuratively and literally! - from an undisclosed offshore location in just a few hours, so it is far too late to attempt to prevent or intercept it. Once in orbit, the SPACEKEUR Mk.1 Beam Delivery Platform will be invisible to the naked eye, but its powerful beam system will be easily viewed even during bright daylight as it decimates those who would stand in my way.

Of course, I will be continuing to work on art projects as usual, so don’t worry about that! Some of my time will be split between my usual Saftkeur work and the SPACEKEUR initiative, but once active, the Mk.1 will remain largely autonomous to carry out my orders and shouldn’t take up much of my time.