WIR spoilers


well as you all know, i’m super excited about seeing all those priceless cameos in Wreck-It Ralph 2.

but i’ve been thinking about a major technical problem: how is WDAS going to animate, in CGI, characters that have COMPLETELY DIFFERENT drawing styles?

I mean, compare for example Snow White or Pocahontas, who have been drawn by hand in their respective movies, and Rapunzel, who has been conceived by computer, or Anna, who also has been conceived by computer but YEARS later so it’s not the same skin realism/light/hair rendition at all, and live action characters such as Iron Man or Leia ????

how are they going to do it??

and then a theory hit me. 

Disney Infinity figurines. It’s from a giant cross-over video game, and they’re all made in the same comic-like style. Then they’d all have the same appearance! (even if they’d have to do the non-existing-yet ones, such as Cinderella or Ariel)

like, check this out and picture the meeting scenes:

after all, they mostly meet in the ‘Oh my Disney!’ and Marvel place, right? So WDAS’ plan all along was to make a little promo after all. Having a huge commercial for Disney Infinity figurines would make sense.

So, I’m happy to report, and you’ll be happy to hear, I’m taking life one game at a time. Of course the job hasn’t changed… But, newsflash, the Nicelanders are being nice to me. And, you know, that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game. So, here’s what we did: we asked them to help us out on the bonus level. I’m telling you guys, we haven’t been this popular in years. It’s crazy. The gamers say we’re “Retro” which I think means “Old but cool”. Oh, and I’ve decided living in the dump wasn’t making me feel very good, so I cleaned it up, built myself a little shack and a couple for the new guys, too. Well, with a little help from Felix. Oh, and guess who was the best man at his and Calhoun’s wedding? That’s right, my friends, old ham-hands himself. Very elegant affair. You should have seen it. A lot of grandeur. And not a single bug. …And, let’s just say some tears were shed… But I gotta say, the best part of my day is when I get thrown off the roof. Because when the Nicelanders lift me up, I get a perfect view of “Sugar Rush”, and I can see Vanellope racing. The kid’s a natural. And the players love her, glitch and all, just like I knew they would. Turns out I don’t need a medal to tell me I’m a good guy. Because if that little kid likes me… How bad can I be…?
—  Wreck It Ralph