If you ever feel bad about ur life remember the time very, very long ago (today) when I was incredibly stressed out for two weeks because the cool barista told me she hoped I “had an unfortunate day” every morning, so I thought she hated me. Two weeks is how long it took me to piece together that my last name is Baudelaire. Was I clued in when she told me to watch out for men with ankle tattoos? No. No, I was not.

  • bighit: please recommend something to your fellow members!
  • jungkook @ jimin: you worked hard today. please work hard in the future too~ (*whispers* i love you hyu--)
  • jimin @ jungkook: THE MATRIX so you can practice your martial arts LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*pretty girls come out on stage shaking their hips*
me: ooooh. this is it. ima finally see bangtan gush over females for once ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
yoongi, immediately: wow j-hope would be really good this

don’t ๐Ÿ‘ make ๐Ÿ‘ things ๐Ÿ‘ up ๐Ÿ‘ again ๐Ÿ‘ if ๐Ÿ‘ this ๐Ÿ‘ time ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ aren’t ๐Ÿ‘ helping ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ dozen ๐Ÿ‘ people