WHY-CANT-I-HAVE-YOU

Drabble List

Send if a request with who you would like the one shot to be with and the scenario. 

Pick at least 2 or more of the following statements. 

Please tell me if you want it to be fluffy, smutty, funny, dramatic, super sad, or what ever.

1.     “Listen you little bitch, im not fuckin around anymore”

2.     “Your not my real dad,”

3.     “You really thought this was over”

4.     “Id murder someone for you”

5.     “I could never forget you”

6.     “I promised I would love you till forever ended”

7.     “Your all I have”

8.     “Please don’t go”

9.     “Your going to have to try a lot harder to get rid of me”

10.  “You know what they say about big feet”

11.  “You’re a slut, your dads a slut, shit even your dogs a slut,”

12.  “Im back on my bullshit”

13.  “Can someone please kick my ass”

14.  “Go suck a dick you toad’

15.  “oh princess you really shouldn’t have done that”

16.  “make me”

17.  “Please don’t forget me”

18.  “Well aint that just a bitch”

19.  “Touch my girl again and see what happens”

20.  “oh we go way back”

21.  “I cant sit here and watch this”

22.  “what did I do last night?”

23.  “It was the children not me”

24.  “I am a man with needs”

25.  “You wouldn’t lie to me right”

26.  “Who the fuck is that”

27.  “Honestly I don’t care”

28.  “Whos the weak one now”

29.  “Im not drunk enough for this”

30.  “You are a man child”

31.  “She doesn’t even go here”

32.  “Ive lost everyone but you”

33.  “Put it down”

34.  “please don’t be dead”

35.  “Are you sleeping together”

36.  “Be quiet or ill stop”

37.  “Put a hand on her and your dead”

38.  “Im not here to make friends”

39.  “Are you sure you want to do this”

40.  “Im not fucking crazy”

41.  “bitch your lucky im pregnant”

42.  “I cant fight with you anymore”

43.  “I aint scared of you”

44.  “We need to talk”

45.  “Want me to kick his ass”

46.  “You cant fix this”

47.  “Stupid sweater wearing dumb dork”

48.  “Things change, people change. Ive changed”

49.  “Im just so tired, im always so tired”

50.  “Im going crazy and none of you care”

51.  “I want that one”

52.  “Tell me why I should stay”

53.  “You know you want it”

54.  “So are you guys a thing”

55.  “I cant feel you staring”

56.  “Give me a reason to stay”

57.  “I didn’t ask you to come back into my life’

58.  “Lets get high and makeout”

59.  “Your not starving yourself”

60.  “Please don’t die on me”

61.  “Give me five minutes alone”

62.  “I cant do this with out you”

63.  “Listen up fuckers”

64.  “Can I braid your hair”

65.  “treat yo self”

66.  “Are you crazy”

67.  “Bitch I might be”

68.  “You could have died, you do rezlize that right”

69.  “Who the fuck touched my nugs”

70.  “Every man for themselves”

71.  “Ill put ants in your bed”

72.  “Fuckin try me bitch”

73.  “I am not the one”

74.  “Pick me, choose me”

75.  “I cant do this anymore”

76.  “Daddy”

77.  “Mind if I join”

78.  “Are you scared yet”

79.  “You cant just come back and expect it all to be the same

80.  “Why cant I have you”

Jesusmom, why the fuck so I have to get so nervous talking around you, why cant I have a conversation around you! why cant you give me my privacy,,, why do you and dad team up on talking shit loudly around me,, why does my little brother get away with murder but if I try to call you out on making me a scapegoat you’re telling me I’m gonna leave the house in an ambulance and you in handcuffs???? am I really scared though?? you tell me that abused kids wouldn’t do this, maybe I’m not abused fuck

anonymous asked:

Why cant I have you spread out on a king size bed with ample amounts of food brought to you all day long, just helping you stuff your already sprawling gut, every night I bring in the funnel to tube feed you weight gain shakes watching you struggle to grab hold of the tube, slowly putting it in your mouth. As I begin to pour you sit back eyes closed rubbing your already swollen gut as it extends farther and farther every day to the point it now touches your ankles as you lay in bed?

Idk, why can’t you? Sounds nice to me! Ha

shakencoyote  asked:

Chatterbox

“WHY CANT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND”
((YOU’RE AFRAID OF AFFECTION OF ANY KIND))
“WHY CANT I BE DOCTOR ROBOTNIK’S TOP BOT”
((PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU STILL REFER TO HIM AS DOCTOR ROBOTNIK))
“WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LIKE THIS”
((BECAUSE I LIKED YOUR DESIGN))
“GO DROWN IN A HOLE”
((DES•PA•CITO))