level of sexual frustration: i had a dream last night that a girl pushed me into a room and started making out with me and i woke up alone and cheated. like??? what right does my brain have to do that shit??? it knows i can't talk to real life girls. even in the dream i was hopeless, wtf am i supposed to do with ones that aren't in my head? nothing! im going to own a million cats and live alone forever
If you could compose a wrestling stable, regardless of which promotions the wrestlers worked for, who would be in it and why would you put them together?
Oh… Oh god. Oh goodness, gracious. Oh me oh my.
This is fully off the cuff and #Chardonnay inspired.
I would want the following:
Finn Balor - he would be the frontman, the top title contender, the main man (no bias, I swear)
Chuck Taylor - he would be the sidekick that brings the ha-has but then BAM is also solid and a contender for those mid-titles (and someday the top titles)
Dean Ambrose - he would be the scrappy mouthpiece, the “my ass can cash the checks my mouth writes, don’t fuck with my family” guy
Frankie Kazarian & Christopher Daniels - that solid vet tag team that like leads the rest of the pack by example and that also seems to come out at the just right moment
Candice LeRae - she would be the #1 lady of the stable, that everyone just loves and adores and is like “how did she fall in with these guys” but then she just has a way of holding her own so it’s like “well duh, of course, she’s with these amazing dudes, she’s even better than them”
I dozed off and had a dream that I met jacksepticeye and he told that he made a secret account and was following me and was reblogging all my stuff but refused to tell me which one and I jolted awake and my first thought was to come on here and post “OK WHICH OF U FUCKERS IS JACK”
I have become pretty obsessed with Humans are Space Orcs/Space Australia posts, and here’s what popped out of my brain:
Humans can be told “Under no circumstances are you allowed to do this”, be threatened with punishment, and STILL DO THE THING! We have a specific phrase for when something we wanted to do has negative consequences: “Worth it”
Even more, it’s EXPECTED that children will be disobedient. “Rebellious phase” and all that. Parents will tell their kids “Don’t run on the sidewalk you’ll fall and scrape your knee” and the kids RUN ANYWAY. And they fall and scrape their knee. And then THEY DO IT AGAIN THE NEXT DAY.
Sometimes being told not to do something makes us WANT TO DO IT MORE! (Same vein as morbid curiosity, i.e. ‘That’s a bad thing which makes it more exciting’)
Now imagine the aliens trying to deal with it:
“Human Clara, I can see you are looking at that rocky cliff. Do not climb it, it is very perilous”
“Well, I was just thinking about it, but now…”
“Thank you for seeing reason Human Clara… Human Clara? Human Clara get down from there!”
“… Worth it.”
“Human Clara there was no gain from this it was not 'worth it’”
My insecurities about myself can be so damaging that it affects how I perform, or how much I enjoy a job. No matter what I achieve, my brain can somehow trick me into believing that I don’t know what I’m doing, which kind of sucks (laughs). I’m still working through that, it’s a daily practice, and maybe I’d give up if I didn’t love all of this so damn much. Thankfully, I’m getting to a stage where I’ve realized I don’t have time for those negative thoughts, because that’s all they are, so I have to let them in, and let them pass through as quickly as they came.
“My insecurities about myself can be so damaging that it affects how I perform, or how much I enjoy a job. No matter what I achieve, my brain can somehow trick me into believing that I don’t know what I’m doing, which kind of sucks. I’m still working through that, it’s a daily practice, and maybe I’d give up if I didn’t love all of this so damn much. Thankfully, I’m getting to a stage where I’ve realized I don’t have time for those negative thoughts, because that’s all they are, so I have to let them in, and let them pass through as quickly as they came.”
Keiynan Lonsdale photographed by Storm Santos for Vulkan Magazine (2017)
you know, i just thought of something: how the hell does bendy kill sammy or henry?
like, before the update, we only saw glimpses of bendy, and it was easy to imagine he was a really powerful monstrous creation, and that’s how we’ve continued our headcanons and stuff and i wouldn’t have it any other way,
but realistically with ch2 we now know he’s people-sized, slow, deformed and probably blind.
it’s not like he has a weapon, so what does he do, just punch henry in the face when he catches up to him? did he literally absorb sammy? squash him when he came out of a vent and just landed on top of him? does he suck out henry’s soul dementor-style? if he’s so magically powerful, why’d he need to chase him like they’re playing flag football? does he jump on top of him and wrestle him to the ground and hold his head under the ink till he drowns?
does he take off his glove and slap him with it..?
henry has an axe. and eyes? and is clearly faster than bendy. why couldn’t he take bendy? what am i missing here? my brain is super foggy today, i feel like the answer is staring me in the face but i can’t see it.
Why is it that whenever I picture all of the Dreamworks Dragons antagonists meeting up and hanging together, it’s always that one scene from Mean Girls where everyone is describing Regina George, but instead it’s like:
“Hiccup Haddock….how do I even begin to explain Hiccup Haddock?”
Krogan: “Hiccup Haddock is flawless.”
Alvin: “I hear one strand of his hair is worth all of Berserk’s gold.”
Mildew: “I hear he does ship commercials…in Japan.”
Drago: “One time he met Viggo on Botany Blight–”
Ryker: “–And he told him he was pretty.”
Viggo: “One time I placed a bounty on his head and tried to auction him off. He is rather attractive, wouldn’t you say?”
Dagur: “One time he punched me in the face…it was awesome.”
I fell in love with @thegreatclodauthority‘s White Diamond and I really liked her headcanon of White Pearl being both mute and blind. After wondering “how does White Pearl see the world then?” for a while, here’s a visual representation of what my brain came up with.
I also made a version with sunglasses because their power is so strong that even White Pearl can sense it or something idk