WHAT-IS-MY-BRAIN

anonymous asked:

It's been like a week and I am still laughing at that Dan is a door joke. Nearly got into trouble at class because I chuckled while reminiscing.

Omfg I don’t want my textposts to get you in trouble but I’m glad you enjoyed it honestly idk what goes on inside of my brain

anonymous asked:

level of sexual frustration: i had a dream last night that a girl pushed me into a room and started making out with me and i woke up alone and cheated. like??? what right does my brain have to do that shit??? it knows i can't talk to real life girls. even in the dream i was hopeless, wtf am i supposed to do with ones that aren't in my head? nothing! im going to own a million cats and live alone forever

amen to that

spine-buster  asked:

If you could compose a wrestling stable, regardless of which promotions the wrestlers worked for, who would be in it and why would you put them together?

Oh… Oh god. Oh goodness, gracious. Oh me oh my.

This is fully off the cuff and #Chardonnay inspired.

I would want the following:

Finn Balor - he would be the frontman, the top title contender, the main man (no bias, I swear)

Chuck Taylor - he would be the sidekick that brings the ha-has but then BAM is also solid and a contender for those mid-titles (and someday the top titles)

Dean Ambrose - he would be the scrappy mouthpiece, the “my ass can cash the checks my mouth writes, don’t fuck with my family” guy

Frankie Kazarian & Christopher Daniels - that solid vet tag team that like leads the rest of the pack by example and that also seems to come out at the just right moment

Candice LeRae - she would be the #1 lady of the stable, that everyone just loves and adores and is like “how did she fall in with these guys” but then she just has a way of holding her own so it’s like “well duh, of course, she’s with these amazing dudes, she’s even better than them”

I dozed off and had a dream that I met jacksepticeye and he told that he made a secret account and was following me and was reblogging all my stuff but refused to tell me which one and I jolted awake and my first thought was to come on here and post “OK WHICH OF U FUCKERS IS JACK”

I have become pretty obsessed with Humans are Space Orcs/Space Australia posts, and here’s what popped out of my brain:
Disobedience.
Humans can be told “Under no circumstances are you allowed to do this”, be threatened with punishment, and STILL DO THE THING! We have a specific phrase for when something we wanted to do has negative consequences: “Worth it”
Even more, it’s EXPECTED that children will be disobedient. “Rebellious phase” and all that. Parents will tell their kids “Don’t run on the sidewalk you’ll fall and scrape your knee” and the kids RUN ANYWAY. And they fall and scrape their knee. And then THEY DO IT AGAIN THE NEXT DAY.
Sometimes being told not to do something makes us WANT TO DO IT MORE! (Same vein as morbid curiosity, i.e. ‘That’s a bad thing which makes it more exciting’)

Now imagine the aliens trying to deal with it:
“Human Clara, I can see you are looking at that rocky cliff. Do not climb it, it is very perilous”
“Well, I was just thinking about it, but now…”
“Thank you for seeing reason Human Clara… Human Clara? Human Clara get down from there!”
“Haha, nope!”
*falls*
“… Worth it.”
“Human Clara there was no gain from this it was not 'worth it’”

Real Or Not Real?

What if, when they finally get Snart back, his mind is mixed up from the Oculus? He saw every possibility in every timeline on every Earth, and he’s having trouble sorting what actually happened.

So, he starts asking people. Not many people, just the people he trusts most. He’ll give them a scenario, and they’ll tell him if it’s real or not.

~~~~

“My favorite color was blue,” he starts one day, raising his eyebrows. “Real or not real?”

Sara rolls her eyes, not taking her eyes off her punching bag. “Not real. Just told everyone it was.”

~~~~

“Robert Queen is the Green Arrow,” he tries one day, a headline flashing through his head.

“Not real,” Stein tells him, before pausing. “His son, Oliver, is.”

Leonard’s not quite sure why he’s telling him that.

~~~~

“Emma Watson is president,” he offers, leaning against the console.

Jax laughs. “Not real, unfortunately.”

~~~~

“I nearly killed you,” he mutters, and this one almost isn’t a question. Mick answers anyway.

“Real. But you didn’t.”

He’s not sure how much consolation that is, not with the name “Chronos” echoing in his head. A question for another day, perhaps.

~~~~

“You broke my gun,” he drawls, crossing his arms over his chest.

Ray gulps.

“R-real. That happened after, though. You were gone, and we would have died too if-but I’m sorry about your gun. I know that-”

“Relax, Raymond. You saved my partner. Thank you.”

He can’t believe he’s letting Palmer off the hook.

~~~~

“Savitar killed Iris West” he says, and he’s almost sure of this one. Relief floods him at Rip’s reply.

“Almost. But not real, not anymore.”

~~~~

“I killed my father.” He’s pulled Barry off to the side, during a team up with Team Flash. He has to know.

“Real.” The hero watches him curiously, awaiting his reaction.

“I don’t regret it.” This, at least, isn’t a question.

~~~~

Sometimes, he asks others, but his favorite by far is Sara. He’ll spend hours asking her anything he can think of.

~~~~

“You and I nearly froze to death together.”

“Real. Wasn’t much of a fan, honestly.”

~~~~

“You were my nurse in prison.”

“Not real.”

“That’s a shame.”

~~~~

“You asked me to dance, in the seventies, and I refused.”

“That one’s real.”

“Unfortunate. It could have been fun.”

~~~~

She knows the questions are coming eventually, but they still catch her off guard.

“You kissed me.” She knows his tones now, knows the different ways he asks. He thinks this one is fake.

“Real,” she admits, not meeting his eyes. Instead, she focuses on sharpening her knife.

“I love you.” His voice is soft, barely above a whisper, but sure, and she doesn’t know if it’s even a question. Still, she has to answer.

“Real.”

“And you… Love me.” He sounds so awed, so hopeful, that every carefully crafted denial she used to keep her heart in tact after losing him and Laurel in one fell swoop dissolves.

“Real.”

~~~~

Sometimes he still gets confused.

He remembers being in Juvie for Lisa’s fifth birthday party, but she shows him pictures of him serving her cake.

He doesn’t recognize any version of Harrison Wells, but he greets Julian like an old friend.

He calls “The Wizard of Oz” “Gone With The Wind,” and no one can convince him otherwise.

Yes, he still gets a little confused, but he knows the important things.

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KEIYNAN LONSDALE photographed for Vulkan, 2017.

 My insecurities about myself can be so damaging that it affects how I perform, or how much I enjoy a job. No matter what I achieve, my brain can somehow trick me into believing that I don’t know what I’m doing, which kind of sucks (laughs). I’m still working through that, it’s a daily practice, and maybe I’d give up if I didn’t love all of this so damn much. Thankfully, I’m getting to a stage where I’ve realized I don’t have time for those negative thoughts, because that’s all they are, so I have to let them in, and let them pass through as quickly as they came.

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“My insecurities about myself can be so damaging that it affects how I perform, or how much I enjoy a job. No matter what I achieve, my brain can somehow trick me into believing that I don’t know what I’m doing, which kind of sucks. I’m still working through that, it’s a daily practice, and maybe I’d give up if I didn’t love all of this so damn much. Thankfully, I’m getting to a stage where I’ve realized I don’t have time for those negative thoughts, because that’s all they are, so I have to let them in, and let them pass through as quickly as they came.”

Keiynan Lonsdale
photographed by Storm Santos for Vulkan Magazine (2017)

you know, i just thought of something: how the hell does bendy kill sammy or henry?

like, before the update, we only saw glimpses of bendy, and it was easy to imagine he was a really powerful monstrous creation, and that’s how we’ve continued our headcanons and stuff and i wouldn’t have it any other way,

but realistically with ch2 we now know he’s people-sized, slow, deformed and probably blind.

it’s not like he has a weapon, so what does he do, just punch henry in the face when he catches up to him? did he literally absorb sammy? squash him when he came out of a vent and just landed on top of him? does he suck out henry’s soul dementor-style? if he’s so magically powerful, why’d he need to chase him like they’re playing flag football? does he jump on top of him and wrestle him to the ground and hold his head under the ink till he drowns?

does he take off his glove and slap him with it..?

henry has an axe. and eyes? and is clearly faster than bendy. why couldn’t he take bendy? what am i missing here? my brain is super foggy today, i feel like the answer is staring me in the face but i can’t see it.

Why is it that whenever I picture all of the Dreamworks Dragons antagonists meeting up and hanging together, it’s always that one scene from Mean Girls where everyone is describing Regina George, but instead it’s like:

“Hiccup Haddock….how do I even begin to explain Hiccup Haddock?”

Krogan: “Hiccup Haddock is flawless.”

Alvin: “I hear one strand of his hair is worth all of Berserk’s gold.”

Mildew: “I hear he does ship commercials…in Japan.”

Drago: “One time he met Viggo on Botany Blight–”

Ryker: “–And he told him he was pretty.”

Viggo: “One time I placed a bounty on his head and tried to auction him off. He is rather attractive, wouldn’t you say?”

Dagur: “One time he punched me in the face…it was awesome.”

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I fell in love with @thegreatclodauthority​‘s White Diamond and I really liked her headcanon of White Pearl being both mute and blind. After wondering “how does White Pearl see the world then?” for a while, here’s a visual representation of what my brain came up with.

I also made a version with sunglasses because their power is so strong that even White Pearl can sense it or something idk