WHAT-IF-THIS-ACTUALLY-HAPPENED

pinkiddo asked:

...fugamiko 4?

prompt: teacher/single parent au
notes: I am finagling this prompt. So much finagling.

"You almost got me in trouble at work today," says Mikoto when she comes home that evening.

Fugaku folds down his newspaper, watching her as she makes her way to the kitchen, dropping her bag on the counter. “How did I manage that? It took barely five minutes to drop off Itachi.”

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 i dont get why white people feel like they can appropriate my language and culture and then at the same time yell “ching chong ling long” at me when i’m speaking chinese with my friends literally fuck off and die

i can’t believe i lose followers every time i reblog something concerning society. no, i don’t care if it messes up my “blog aesthetic”, these are things to be aware and concerned about and i am going to reblog the HELL out of them. so to anyone who wants to unfollow me because of this, here’s me welcoming you eagerly to do so.

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Ok I know this is hella random but I just to explain my situation to someone

So I’m playing the sims three right

And I have this girl and she gets married and wants to start having kids so I’m like, alright! Let’s do it! I’ve never played with twins before let’s have twins!

So I give her the fertility treatment aspiration and she has twins

Two days in

Their lives are hell

Like actual

Literal

Hell

They can’t sleep because one of the babies is always awake/crying

They’re taking days off work because they can’t handle it

They can’t do anything

So now, it’s a few weeks later

They’ve gotten into the swing of things

All is well

The twins are now children and can be left in the house alone and do whatever they want

But then

The dad wants another baby

So I’m like

Alright

We can do it

You guys are in a good place right now

You’re making money

Everyone’s happy

So I get the wife pregnant

She has a happy pregnancy

The twins are going to be teens soon so they can help out

But I forgot

She still had the fertility treatment

My sims

Just had two more children

My

Sims

Just

Had

Two

More

fUCKING

CHILDREN

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

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Korrasami is canon. (x)