WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE POINTS MAKE SENSE

anonymous asked:

Hello. I have a presentation coming for school "awareness week" and we have to talk to a room filled with people about things the should be sweet of that helps them to have and give better life quality. (Does this make sense? English not my first language sorry) I want to make people aware of the care of beta fish. I made research but I ask for advice to you. What little tips you know to put as extra points in the presentation

Hi, there! :)

No worries, you’re fine! <3

Oooh, well, I have lots of resources, which I’ll list below, but here are a couple in graphic form with short points that might be useful to draw inspiration from. The short tips offered in the graphics are basically what I’d give, too. Definitely ask the creators for permission if you plan to use the actual graphics, though:

And here are some general care articles that have lots of advice:

Other helpful reads as well:

Other betta care sheets:

I hope this helps and good luck!

Draw me Like one of your French Girls... Part 1


This fic is dedicated to @yunyin who was a big part of bringing it about in the first place ^_^ 

(Warning some spoilers for ML Season 2- (Just the stuff we knew during the hiatus nothing important from the new episodes) 

“Listen furball, I am ten times as sexy as you are. That is just a fact. People would pay to see pictures of me.”

“People DO pay to see pictures of me,” Chat shot back.

“What?”

“Never mind,” he grumbled, “the point is that I am obviously the sexier of the two of us.”

“Guys, I know this is a slow patrol night but you are giving me a headache,” Rena Rougue sighed, dropping down onto the platform and sprawling onto her stomach against the cool metal of the tower.

“Wait,” Chat said with a terrifying grin, “Rena. My dear, darling, friend.”

“Oh this can’t end well.”

“You are a fox of impeccable taste are you not?”

“Maybe.”

“And you are an excellent judge of both male and female attractiveness as well, are you not?”

“Ladybug is the hottest out of all of you,” she smirked, not bothering to get up.

“Yes, that is a given, but the point is-”

“The point is that I could pull off sexy far better than this mangy stray,” Bee interrupted.

“Could not.”

“Will you two please just stop fighting, it’s been too hot to deal with this level of stupid,” Rena sighed.

“It’s not stupid, my honor is at stake!” Bee huffed. “If you want us to stop then tell him that I clearly would be better suited to being a sex icon than he would.”

“Foxy lady, please tell Bee that she is clearly pollinating the wrong flower.”

Rena groaned. Clearly there would be no reasoning with the two of them until this had been hashed out.

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anonymous asked:

idk if i already asked this, but how do you only use 5-6 adjustment layers? it's my greatest struggle in making gifs. I can NEVER do that. I use like 10 layers max to get the look I want. although the gif makers' tips I look at always say to keep it 5-6 layers :/

Hey there! I’ve received a similar ask, and I had yet to reply to it cause I’m so behind with replying to everyone due to lack of time, so if it was you, I’m so sorry!

Before I get into anything though, I’d like to say that…. you really shouldn’t let what all the other giffers say condition what you do. What works for others may not work for you, and if you’re happy with how your colouring turns out, what does it matter if it takes you a few more layers than other people? We all colour in different ways, and obviously tutorials and advices are super useful and they can teach you some stuff you had yet to discover and it’s always great to improve, but at the end of the day what’s important is the result and if you’re happy with yours, don’t pay too much attention to what other people say or do.

The thing I always stress about is making tiny adjustments, cause if you go super crazy with those, you just end up reducing the quality of the gif, by bringing out pixels.

How the hell do I only use 5/6 layers when I’m making tiny adjustments? Well, it depends on the layers you use and how you use them.

I end up using a couple more layers if I’m making a colour porn gifset, cause I abuse of selective colour, but generally I just use curves, brightness/contrast, exposure, selective colour, colour balance and photo filter. 

Out of all them, curves is the one that will impact your gif the most, and will make you lose less layers after, if you use it correctly. And by using it correctly I mean if you use the eyedrop tool with the white tip:

What this tool does is it turns whatever colour you click on with it into the whitest point of your gif, brightening everything accordingly. This is very useful especially if you’re giffing a dark scene! I’ve talked a bit about this tool here.

Everything is going to make more sense once you start using it, cause the more you practice with it, the more you get the hang of it! 

What you want to do once you click on it is to click on the lightest point of your scene. Keep in mind that it’s going to turn that point into white, so if you choose a dark colour your entire gif is going to look like crap. You want to choose as close to white as you can, but if you choose actually white, it’s not going to do much of anything at all. 

Now, you also need to keep in mind that this tool is going to affect the tone of your gif, based on which colour you pick, so if you pick a yellowish colour, it’s going to change the tone of the gif into blue, if you pick yellow it’s gonna make everything blue-ish and so on, going in the opposite way (so it’s very useful for those movies/tv shows that have a terrible yellow filter and such). 

Example:

if I were to pick that light green/blue colour behind harley (the red dot)

my gif would turn like this:

see? that colour turned into white, the gif was brightened accordingly, but since I chose a blue/green-ish colour, now the tone is reddish!

If I were to pick harley’s hair where it’s lighter instead:

I’d get this:

much better, right? 

A lot of this is trial by error. You’re going to need to click on a lot of stuff and undo it until you find a combo that works for your scene, but the more you use this tool, the more you understand how it works and the easier it gets!

Now you see why I would only need a couple more layers to be happy with my gif! And that’s by only using one tool, curves! Notice also how despite the fact that it’s a dark scene with shitty lighting, it got brightened straight away without bringing out pixels/lowering the quality!

You can achieve great results with a few layers, you just have to use the right ones ;)

Safe Haven, Bill Denbrough.

A/N: So ever since I saw the new It movie I wanted to make something for Bill because he’s gr8 and deserves all the love in the world. First things first, I know a lot of people hate on accounts that make fanfiction for It so before you comment just know that I’m 100% not sexualizing them in any way. Just making a sweet imagine? And I’m the actors age anyways. So now that we have that out of the way, enjoy this long ass imagine. 

Word Count: 22,743 words.

The clock ticks at warp speed and everyone is frantically rushing down the aisles of each row of desks to sign yearbooks. Only a few people have signed her’s and if she were to be honest, she’d admit that it hurts. When you’re one of the school’s outcasts, you have to brush off a lot of things people say to you. You have to bite your tongue and pretend it doesn’t hurt and in Y/N’s case, it’s a challenge.

Chatter throughout the room only grows and suddenly her mind is scattered through all of the commotions of the final bell of the year ringing. Except someone manages to hold her attention.

Bill Denbrough.

Y/N’s had a crush on Bill for months now.
It started at the beginning of the school year. She wasn’t always an outcast, in fact, at one time she could have been considered mildly popular. That was until the rumors started spreading and like any person caught in the firing line of cruel teenage girls, Y/N did the only thing she knew how to. She pushed everything away. She excluded herself so that they couldn’t do it first and this happened the week she took a notice in Bill.

They were, and still are, teenagers. They’re kids and Y/N is not the kind of girl to leap into liking a someone, whether it be a friendship or relationship. She recalls that day now. He had just happened to catch her eye while she was hunched over her copy of Lord of the Flies in English. The white noise, Ms. Harrington lecturing about the dark themes and arcs of the novel, faded further. Then she looked away. It was a short, but memorable first glance.

The next time Bill captured her interest was a few days later. Y/N caught herself glancing at him instinctively and observing from a distance. Then in the following weeks, she kept checking him out, not even intending to do so, until she admitted to herself that she had a small crush on Bill Denbrough.

Not many of the girls in school were particularly fond of him, he was considered a loser after all. But from the little she’s seen and heard of him, Y/N is convinced he’s a good person.

Bill is now signing someone’s yearbook as his remains laid open on the desk next to her. The mostly blank paper, safe for a couple signatures from the Losers’ Club, tempt and convince her to go through with it. To finally make the move she’s been trying to all year. Y/N is desperate to have a friend. Even if she doesn’t want to admit this to herself, she wants someone to talk to and to understand her. She may have a crush on Bill, but to be his friend would be enough. It would be more than enough for a girl who only has one.

Y/N blows out a sharp exhale, swinging her pen up from the groove of her desk and leaning through the aisle to write in his yearbook.

The orange ink of her pen slides smoothly across the inside cover, and slopes of her cursive take up the entire bottom right corner of the “Autographs” page. He is still signing a few yearbooks and talking to Eddie Kaspbrak in the front of the classroom, while she carefully writes her note.

But he takes her by surprise.
Just as she’s going to sign her name, after she’d scrawled a small heart under the message, he turns back around. Y/N rips herself from the desk and almost trips while trying to find her seat again. Her thoughts run wild with every step he takes back to his seat and despite that he didn’t actually see her writing, she still fears he’ll know who wrote it immediately.

Bill’s hands scramble to grab the book, closing it and swinging his backpack over his shoulder.
The room gradually empties out and for the first time since last August, they are free from their school’s reign of terror.

Y/N tries not to let her shoulders slump as she takes the familiar route to her locker. But they eventually do and she can’t help but mentally scold herself for not signing the note. Now he won’t know it’s her unless she tells him, and that would defeat the purpose of her writing it in the first place. She’s has always had trouble opening up to people. This was her way to tell him how she feels without having to confront him directly.

And unfortunately, her locker is right next to Bill’s…and Richie, Eddie, and Stan’s.

“Here, let me sign it!” Richie says, snatching Bill’s yearbook from his arms and uncapping his pen.

The open locker door is the only barrier between her and Bill, offering itself up as a wall. With Y/N grimacing into her locker on one side and Bill leaning against his on the other. The two are both hyper-aware of the others’ presence between the wall, their bodies tensing at the thought of being so close.

“Didn’t know you had a girlfriend, Bill!”

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HiddleHamlet: A firsthand account (part I)

Okay guys. Here goes. I’m going to try to remember and describe as much of the experience as possible, so you can all feel a little piece of it too. This is your warning… this is going to be a long post.

Disclaimer: this review is going to be very little about the play, and very lots about how mindblowingly gorgeous and excellent Tom was in the play. If you’re not in this to hear a dissertation on that man’s thighs in his tight-ass jeans, don’t read further. I love and deeply appreciate theatre (this is the 14th play I’ve seen since moving to London 10 months ago), but this is tumblr and I’m not really here to be a theatre critic or to dissect various interpretations of Shakespeare. I’m here to drool over sexy men. It’s right there in the title.

So, to get that boring, non-thigh-centred discussion out of the way first - the play was seriously great. I enjoyed it hugely, even apart from the magic of Tom’s Hamlet (and somehow in spite of the distraction that was my brain screaming “HE’S RIGHT THERE!!!” for 3 hours straight). I saw a similarly intimate staging of Hamlet back in January, which I found… overly intense. This one was much better. I especially liked the touches of humour throughout, which helped to break up the heavier moments and moved the story along in a nice rhythm, and brought out the humanity and likability of the characters. The cast were all fantastic, and the sparseness of the stage worked well - the focus was fully on the actors and the words they were saying. 

We were sat in the front row, far stage left…which was basically on the stage. The theatre is teeny, with no raised stage, which meant the actors were walking by us close enough to touch. Being that close to Tom for an extended period of time was full-on exhilarating. When he’d run by us, we’d get a waft of air and could actually smell him. I didn’t get to last time, so I breathed in deep this time…and it was absolutely delicious. I’m sure we were visibly swooning after each inhale.

(I’m really sad that only a limited number of people will get to see this, and I know there’s been much discussion over the supposed “exclusivity” of this show, but I must say, in being one of the lucky ones who got to be there, that it was magical how intimate this was. It was immersive - a unique and beautiful theatre experience. I feel incredibly grateful.) 

Important things must be addressed, so: couch humping. Was SO FUNNY. It wasn’t a full-on dry humping (oh god…I just had to take several minutes to think about what that would be like. I’m back now) but rather a couple of energetic thrusts. Which was enough. This was met with laughter and tons of quietly imploding vaginas, I assume.

In this same scene (a great scene), Hamlet sits on the recently-violated couch with Polonius and laughs loudly with him. It’s rather forced (he’s putting on a show here), but also - seriously adorable. Because Tom. It gifted us with a huge Hiddles grin, which is so damn infectious (as you well know). In the third bout of this laughter, Hamlet dissolves into tears. One of the best things about Tom’s Hamlet was how perfectly and naturally he navigated the quick shifts in his mood - swinging wildly between grief, rage, lunacy, amusement, earnestness - and it all felt incredibly deft and real. Also, that man is gifted when it comes to crying. I think there were real tears in his eyes for about 75% of the performance. At one point, you could see the tears falling, illuminated by the stage lights. It was beautiful. I managed to stay seated and not run to throw myself on him and cover him in kisses, which was obviously what first instinct was telling me to do.

Okay…let us talk about how good he looked. IT IS GROSS, AND MAKES NO SENSE. My brain can’t compute this level of attractiveness, and I have no appropriate words to convey it. It’s even worse in real life. And truly, this is Peak Tom, look-wise. I missed probably large sections of dialogue due to thinking about his hair (I wish this was a joke). I could not stop staring at it. The curls are entrancing. It is perfection. I will cry when he gets a haircut. THIS IS THE HAIR HE WAS BORN TO HAVE. Also, THE JEANS. Holy fucking hell. I could write a Hamlet-length soliloquy about those jeans. Maybe it was because I was on the side, so I spent a good amount of time looking at the back of him, but…I have never appreciated a view more. Those jeans were, um, very tight, and I have zero complaints. I think I could actually see his thigh muscles flexing through them. I was equally entranced by his legs and thighs throughout the whole thing. My stream of consciousness went something like this: hair-legs-thighs-jaw-eyes-voice-words-legs-ass-kill-me-now…!

Yeah… his ass in those jeans. Specifically when he was moving or jumping around a lot. I leave it to your imagination.

Overall, there is truly just something about him. We have not been imagining that. His physical presence is undeniably, overwhelmingly attractive. He’s all legs and cheekbones and curls, and the way he moves is impossible to look away from. He’s so damn FIT. His body, his face, his every movement…it’s all just sex incarnate. I can’t be eloquent about it. What the fuck do you say about this. Just. Ugh. Fuck me up.

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Will you look at this? GOD.

Wardrobe stuff: I love his new peacoat. It’s really nice and looks so soft, so he looks super huggable in it. I will continue to swoon over the upturned collar look on him - it works so well with his long neck and impeccable jawline. I also like how well he rocks the hoodie-and-peacoat combo. Really, is there anything that doesn’t look good on him?! Oh, and…there was no appearance, sadly, of the beloved grey boots (those boots are like a secondary celeb spotting for us by now). He was wearing dark brown boots through the whole thing. But they looked really good too no duh, so, no big loss.

Uh-oh… this post is already very long, and I have at least 26 more things to say about all of this. I’m think I’m gonna stop here for tonight and write a part two tomorrow. Coming up: tummy peeks, dancing, leather gloves and the opinions of the lady sitting next to me on Tom’s ass in those jeans (you didn’t think I was done talking about that yet, did you?)

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Eyes on Her Peter Parker x Reader

Peter Parker x Reader

Request:  Could I have an imagine where Tony decides Peter is gonna meet the avengers (and like all the avengers, pretend that everything’s okay now? Lol) and he’s all excited to have a protege and then Natasha comes in with one (surprise) and tony and nat start bickering but the reader and Peter only have eyes for each other? Thank you!!! 

Word Count: 616

A/N: my first request! OMG. I had so much fun writing this, hope you like it <3

Originally posted by tomshollandss

“Mr. Stark, thank you so much for all of this. I can’t wait,” Peter said as he and Tony quickly walked down the hall of the Avengers tower. Peter officially finished his training wheels training and was finally being taken on as Stark’s protege.

“Sure, Kid,” he laughed, “The team has no hard feelings about the whole airport thing, maybe except Barnes.” They walked into the common room, were all of the Avengers were sitting on the couches waiting for the spiders arrival.
“Team, I would like to officially introduce my protege, Peter Parker,” Tony introduced, motioning towards the nervous teen. Peter gave a soft wave and a bright smile towards them.

“H-hey everyone,” he said, his voice as nervous as he felt in front of the well established heroes. Regardless of his negative his thoughts, the team welcomed him with open arms, putting Civil War in the past. Tony watched from the sidelines, observing Peter interact with the other Avengers. He scanned the large room, something felt missing,  the man pulled his yellow colored glasses down the bridge of his nose.

“Where’s Romanoff?” he asked loudly, alerting the group.

“Right here Stark,” A female voice rang out. Soon enough the red head entered the room but with another girl next to her. She looked about the same age as Peter, her Y/H/C pulled into a loose bun.

“Nat, who is this?” he asked, feeling uneasy.

“This is Y/N Y/L/N, my protege. We talked about this Stark,” she snarled. Nat put a reassuring hand on Y/N’s shoulder. “She will be taken under my wing, she’s good with a bow and combat.” Tony bit the inside of his cheek in anger, his eyes glaring at the assassin, this was his moment to shine in front of the teams …Peters time…but mostly his.

They all looked at the girl,but it was Peter that looked at her the most, instantly thinking she was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen before. Suddenly feeling nervous as she approached them, he tucked his hands in his pocket out of habit as he watched her. Her pink lips tugged at the smile as she looked in the direction of the young hero.

“I’m Y/N,” she introduced personally, pulling on her long sleeve blue top.

“P-Parker…Peter Parker,” he stuttered, holding out his hand to shake hers. She laughed and shook his shaking hand.

Time went on, the team went back to their business and Peter and Y/N continued to talk in the corner, the laughed and smiled, instantly feeling a connection to each other with how young they were. “Stark,” Natasha growled as she pulled the billionaire up off the couch forcefully.

“What?”

“You know what. We talked about Y/N being introduced first before Parker,” she kept her voice low, but he could still sense her anger.

“No, no this is my time, and Peters. He was always first.”

“How arrogant can you be?” she scoffed.

“Well I could be worse but by the teenage love looks they’re giving each other makes it worth it,” he said pointing to the two teenagers in the corner. Nat turned around and saw the two giggling to each other, her heart melted as she watched. Curse Tony or being right, maybe meeting at the same time was good for them. She was still pissed…but less angry because of the happiness the spider could bring the girl.

“They’re cute, I’ll admit it ,” she smiled.

“They’ll be dating within a month.”

“A week,” she shot back.

“Tomorrow,” he argued.

Natasha rolled her eyes and playfully pushed him “Shut up Tony.”

You know what I would pay to see? Thomas making a sample video from all the sides’ YouTube channels they talked about in the Q&A video.

Roman’s epic fail compilation channel. Just him and various other people in fairy tale garb falling over or fighting each other. He stabs a stuffed dragon and is super serious about it.

Logan’s comic book/pop culture channel. Probably a video pointing out various things that just don’t make sense in the MCU. He goes on a five minute rant about those few seconds in the Avengers movie where Thor couldn’t pick up his hammer. You hear one of the others in the background yell at him to get over it and he moves on to the quicksilver problem.

Anxiety’s conspiracies and cryptids channel. It’s obviously fake but the character is so serious. He talks really close to the camera like someone might be listening and is kind of frightening but also you really don’t believe him. It’s probably a video about the illuminati or something because Anxiety. Or maybe it’s actually something serious like a huge banking conspiracy but the more he gets into it the more far fetched it sounds and it’s actually pretty funny and somehow he brings the subject of aliens into it and he’s dead serious.

You’d think Patton’s ASMR channel would be funny but it’s actually just an ordinary ASMR video. He’s playing with crinkly play foam and being real careful and humming quietly while he does it and you don’t even see his face but you can tell by the way he’s humming and whispering that it’s Patton and it’s actually the least cartoonish and parody like video out of all four of them.

Just wow. I love thinking about the sides’ non existent YouTube channels.

nell411  asked:

I don't remember which blog you posted about this on, but on one of your blogs you mentioned a theory that it was actually Jeremiah that encouraged Kara to hide her powers and act normal not Eliza. Having just finished season 1 again, seeing the references to the past and what I remember of season 2, since I've only rewatched the first 2 episodes so far, I can totally see how that would make sense and if you ever post the details of that theory I would read the shit out it.

I think I mentioned it here at some point? Maybe. I have talked about it with @ultranos​ and with @motorcyclegirlfriends​ a couple of times.

It’s not really a *theory* in that I think it is the One True Way to read the family dynamics, it’s just … an interpretation of canon that nobody’s really considered that is both interesting and frighteningly easy to spin into a plausible headcanon.


The starting point is Alex.

Namely, it’s the fact that Alex is not a reliable narrator when it comes to any member of her immediate family.

She admits repeatedly in S1 that her own insecurities and jealousy toward Kara colored her perception of their relationship for years. She spent the better part of a decade inaccurately reading her relationship with Eliza, again because her insecurities clouded her judgment.

So, if Alex wasn’t seeing Kara or Eliza clearly for all those years, why should we expect her assessment of Jeremiah to be accurate, either?

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BTS reaction: Them being a virgin and wanting their first time with you (request)

I am so, so, so sorry this took so long. I didn’t mean for it took take this long, but things have just been crazy for me and the rest of us on this blog.


Jin:

You two lay on the bed. You were cuddled next to Jin, watching YouTube videos on the laptop placed on Jin’s stomach. Suddenly, he paused the video, “I have to go to the bathroom. Don’t watch it without me.” he said a he crawled out of bed.

“Nah, I’m gonna keep watching.” you said only to be playfully annoying.

“No! See it without me and I’ll stop cooking for you!” he threatened as he left the room.

“PLaY thE ViDeo anD I wOn’T coOk foR You!” you mimicked in a high voice when you were sure he wasn’t able to hear you.

You left the laptop on this side of the bed and got up to just peek around his room as you waited. It wasn’t like it was your first time in his room or anything, you just found yourself wanting to take a look around at the stuff he bought since the last time you were over.

The first thing you did was open the drawer on his night stand. “Headphones… charger… cologne… condoms- wait what?!?” you grabbed at the small box, quickly realizing that it was already open.

You felt yourself becoming filled with rage. You tore up the box open finding out there were only 3 left in the box that was supposed to be packed with 10. “What the actually fuck?!?” You and Jin hadn’t slept together yet, so he obviously didn’t use these with you.”He’s cheating on me!”

“You didn’t play the video did you?” Jin’s voice asked as he appeared in the room.

You angry eyes flew on him. “You’re cheating on me?!?” you practically shouted.

He froze. “What?”

You threw the box at him. “Fuck you!”

His eyes followed the flimsy box as it awkwardly dropped to the floor. “Y/n, wait!” he said, blocking you from leaving the room. “It’s not what you think!”

“I don’t want to hear your stupid bullshit! I want to leave!”

“But Jagi, I’ve never even had sex before!”

“You expect me to believe that?!?”

“Look, they came in a gift basket a fan gave us. We decided to keep it. We each have one condom in our wallets just in case. And I’m the only that is keeping the rest cuz I’m the most responsible and they guys have to come to me to get another one. That way I can talk them out of stupid one night stands.

You continued to glare at him. “And you actually expect me to believe that you’re a virgin, “Mr. World wise handsome”, You “third guy from the left”, you literally could have anyone you just look at”

“But I want you! I love you! If I’m gonna sleep with someone, I don’t want it to be just anyone. Jagi believe me. If you go check my wallet, there is still a condom in there. Look, I can go get the rest of the guys to explain, just so that you will believe me.”

His voice drowned out and the only thing you focused on was the fact that he said he loved you. In all you months together he never said it before. “Y-you love me?

He came up closer to you, putting his hands on your waist. “Y/n, of course i love you.”

You held yourself back from hugging him back or giving him a kiss, you still weren’t too sure if you believed him.

“Y/n, please believe me. The other night at your place…What we did.. That was the closest I ever came to having sex.” he said with his face blushing.

“Really?” You said thinking back to when he came over and things got really heated between the two of you.’

“Yeah” he said with embarrassment. “Why did you think I was all giggly and nervous when you took your shirt off.” His face was burning even more.

Jin had never lied to you before. There didn’t seem to be a real reason for him  to lie to you right now, right? If he really did want anyone else, he could have them in a heartbeat. 

With much hesitancy, you hugged him back. “I believe you” you pulled him into a kiss. “And I love you too.”

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Suga:

It was movie night at the dorm. You and your boyfriend, the one and only Suga of BTS were cuddled up on one end of the couch, Jhope sat at the other end of the couch. Jimin and rap monster were on the other couch, Jin and V were collecting the snack from the kitchen, and the maknae was out in the city doing his own thing.

“Guys, hurry up I want to start the movie!” Jimin shouted out to the two in the kitchen.

“Dude! We said to fucking wait!” V shouted back.

“Can’t something be done in this dorm without the need for screaming?” Suga groaned.

Being the good girlfriend you were, you covered his ears to protect him from the loud back and forth shouting. In return he gave you a cute smile and a peck on your temple. 

Suddenly the door busted open and the maknae walked in with an out-of-the-ordinary stride and a huge smile on his face. He marched his way into the center of the living room and stood with pride. 

“Jungkook, move you are blocking the TV.” you whined. You knew there was nothing on yet, but the movie was supposed to be played any second. 

Jungkook ignored you and went ahead and spoke. “Is no one going to ask why I am so happy?” he asked loudly.

“We don’t really care Jungkook.” Suga mumbled.

“Well,  I am happy because… I just had sex! And it felt so good!” he practically sang the whole song. 

“So that barista you were talking about?” Rap monster asked, even though he was just as uninterested as everyone else.

“Yup!” Jungkook’s smile grew.

“Yay?” Jimin said with an unimpressed tone.

“What stupid thing is jungkook announcing now?” Jin asked as he an V walked into the room. 

“I had sex!” Jungkook smiled.

“Alright!” V said giving him a high five, the only one to really care about Jungkook’s sex life.

“Can we watching the movie now?” Jhope groaned

“C’mon guys! This is a big moment for me! I’m a man now! We are officially a dorm of men!” 

You almost laughed. “So having sex makes you a man?”

“As a matter of fact, yes it does.” Jungkook said looking over to you. “And now that everyone in this house has had sex at least once, we are now all men.”

Suga rolled his eyes. “This isn’t a “dorm of men” just becuase “we’ve all had sex”. Not all of us here have had sex, but we are just as much men as before you fucked a barista.”

Jungkook looked confused. “What are you talking about, we’ve all slept with someone… Me and the barista, Namjoon and that stylist, Jin and his ex, Tae and the thai girl, Hoseok and that girl at the fan meet, Jimin and his new girlfriend, and you and y/n, so that is all of us.” He completely missed the point Suga was trying to make.

“What? Yoongi and I havent had sex yet!” You said a bit offended.

“Jungkook how stupid are you, I never said anything about having sex with y/n.” Suga pointed out, calming you down about him talking about your relationship with the rest of the guys. “I haven’t had sex with anyone.” he said with a straight face.

“Wait, your a virgin?” you asked the question everyone was about to ask.

“Yeah” he said without any shame or embarrassment.

To you though, this didn’t make sense. “But… But how? I would have thought cuz- Well, girls always throw themselves at you!” 

He only shrugged “I’m not one for random hookups. You are technically my first legit relationship, so I thought I’d wait until you wanted to do it.” 

The boys all looked between one another, just as thrown off as you were. “So…” Jungkook began. “This means I am more of a man than Yoongi.” he said with a smirk

“No you aren’t!” Suga snapped. “Shut up and sit down so we can watch the movie!” 

Jungkook did so, a smirk still on his face as he sat between Jimin and Rap monster. V played the movie and for a second everyone was quiet. 

“…But even I’m not a virgin. Why do you feel the need to like, I don’t know, not start anything with me?” You whispered. You couldn’t let the topic go.

“Shhhh, movie time.” Suga said, his eyes were only on the tv.

But, It wasn’t long into the movie that Jungkook began giggling to himself. It got to the point where V paused the movie. “Dude, shut the fuck up!”

“Sorry sorry, Its just- I am more of a man that Yoongi!” he repeated.

“No you aren’t” you barked.

“Yes I am!

“Oh yeah?

“Yeah! Cuz scinece !” was the Jungkook’s sad explanation

Rap monster just glared at Jungkook, mumbling under his breath. “Tae just press play.”

“You know what?” you stood up ffom the couch. “Yoongi, let’s go to your room!”

Suga let out a groan of annoyance. “Why?”

“So I can make you a man!”

“Ok!” he jumped up and was already leading you to his room.

“Ew! Wait no!” Jhope shouted. “I don’t want to hear you two fuck!” Jimin screamed

“Then leave!” Suga said as he pulled you into his room.

Originally posted by strawberrie-kookie

Rap monster:

“Thanks for letting me get ready here!” you said as you tied the rope of your robe around your waist and walked into his bedroom to grabbed your makeup bag.

You could feel his eyes following you as you made your way around the place. “Well, what kind of boyfriend would I be if I didn’t let my princess get ready for our dinner date?” he asked as he came up behind you. His arms laced around you as he made eye contact with you through the mirror.

“You are an amazing boyfriend.” you said as you gave him a peck on the cheek.

“Oh, I bet you can give me more than a small kiss”

“I could, but I need to finish getting ready and you need to get dressed!” you reminded.

“Hm, but I don’t want to get dressed.” he hummed as he began kissing your neck.

He worked his way up to your lips and that’s when you were a goner. You couldn’t break away from him and you didn’t want to. It got to the point where he already had you sitting on the restroom counter. He stood between your knees, moving his hands all over you. It was when his hands went up your robe and slowly up your bare thighs that you stopped him. “Namjoon, I don’t want to do that yet.” you said with a heavy breath. “Like I want to, but I don’t want to”

“We can just not go to the restaurant.”  he said as he went for your lips again.

“No, Namjoon, I’m don’t know if I’m ready to have sex yet… I’ve never done it before.” you said softly.

Immediately, the way he looked at you changed and his expression became softer. “Well, I mean, y/n, its just me. You don’t have to be so shy about it. We don’t have to do anything yet, ok.”

“Yeah?” you asked nervously.

“Of course! And between you and me, I’ve never done it before either.”

You raised your eyebrows at him. “Really?”

“Yeah… I just… Kinda wanted to wait for the right person, someone who wasn’t going to use me for my money or like blackmail me or anything.” he shrugged.

“Oh wow.” was all you could say.

He kissed you again, this time in a sweet manner. “So with that being said…I really, really, really, really hope you feel comfortable enough with me to be your first time, cuz I really, really, really, really , really want to have my first time with you.” he smiled.

You smiled back. “Well, I guess we can just see how the date goes and how I feel about everything tonight…Maybe I might change my mind.” you said as you bit your lip.

“Then I’m gonna go change!” he said running out of the room and getting his stuff together.

Originally posted by forever-young-got7

Jhope:

You first met Hoseok through your jerk ex, Namjoon. He had been one of Namjoon’s best friends and he was the “treats you better than your boyfriend treats you” type of guy. Because of that, you fell for him. Having a better idea of how you should really be treated, you left Namjoon, loosing your group of friends in the process, except for Hosoek. He never left your side, but you weren’t sure if it was because he considered you a great friend or because he had strong feelings for you too.

Right now you were standing in front of the mirror, triple checking your outfit as you thought of things you noticed that made you feel as though he liked you back. He was always with you, always wanting to hang out one way or another.  he never spoke about any other girls with you or anything of the sort. No matter how much you bugged him about revealing crushes or what his type of girl was, he never told you. Since you both hung out alot, the club was always a fun place to go to, but Hoseok never danced with anyone but you (no matter how much other girls begged him). There is a memory with him that always stuck on your head. There was one night where you both got really drunk and just knocked out on his bed and when you woke up he was cuddled next to you.

But there were also alot of things that made you unsure about how he felt for you. He never seemed to make a move on you, ever. You would always try to slip a flirt in here and there and he would just wave it away or ignore it completely. You constantly made attempts to make him jealous, only for them all to fail. He never seemed nervous or upset or nosy about who you went on dates with and always heard you out when you vented about a “current” guy of interest. He never so much as had lingering hugs with you like you did too many times.

You didn’t know how he felt about you, but you were tired of keeping your feelings to yourself. “I don’t care anymore! I am not going another night without him knowing!”

Prior to him showing up you had a few bottles of liquid courage so you probably weren’t in the best mindset. So right now you stood in front of the mirror in your shortest skin tight dress… in hopes of seducing him. Yup, that was really your “best” plan and you had no other plan in mind.

“Ok y/n. You got this. You look hot! Like… so hot Yeah.. Ok … Ok! Hoseok is out there eating chips looking fine as fuck in that outfit you love him in, so you just gotta match his level… ok, ok, ok! I got this!” you said to yourself in the mirror trying to hype yourself as much as possible.

You walked out your room, peeking at him from the hall. Hoseok was just sitting at your kitchen island eating like before, watching the tv that was playing in your living room.

“So how do I look?” you asked strutting into the kitchen, trying to lighten the mood by dramatically posing (lowkey trying to show off your figure). 

He turned over to you, his jaw fell immediately. “W-wow!” His eyes trailed you from head to toe. “…wow”

“And look, feel the fabric!” you ran up to him, grabbed his hands and slid them up and down your waist before he had a chance to say anything. “Its all nice and soft!” you said “innocently”.

He laughed nervously. Uh, yeah, I like it.” he tried to hide his smile, but you didn’t hide yours as his hands stayed on your waist.

You rested your hands on his shoulders. “And what do you think of my new lipstick?” you asked as you puckered your lips. 

“Hot!” he blurted out

“Hot? You think it makes me look hot ?” you smirked.

“No! Well yeah! but like , in a friend way.. but then not! But like I’m not saying you’re not hot, cuz you are, but like ok but yes-”

This was the perfect moment and you took it. You didn’t think twice and you stopped him with a  kiss. Completely thrown off by your action, he pulled back. “Wh-wh- wha?” his face was stuck between a smile and a look of shock and he shook his head unable to process what just happened. “Did you just-” there was a smirk on his face, but it changed again to confusion “But like what?” Through out this whole time, he still didn’t let go of you and that was the only sign you had that he didn’t hate the kiss.

“Well, if my kiss didn’t give it away, I’m trying to show you i like you hobi, I’ve liked you for a long time” you finally said out loud.

“Y-you like me too?” a shy smile grew on his face.

Another burst of energy went through you, “Too? So you like me?” you asked excitedly.

“Well, yeah. I just-” he let out a happy chuckle “I was just scared to tell you…” he admitted. 

“Well, know that we both know our feelings for each other, why don’t we skip club night and go express ourselves in my room?” you asked as seductively as possible as you pulled him into another kiss.

That’s when he face burned red. “…So you mean like… do it? like… sex?” again he was back to being nervous, yet giddy.

“Yeah, what else would I be talking about?” you asked as you tugged on his arm to get up from the chair.

“Well.. the thing is… I never done it before” he said timidly.

“You’re a virgin?”

“…Yeah…”

“Well… we don’t have to do anything if you don’t want to. We can just stay here and kiss some more!”

“No! I want to! Like really want to! I… I just don’t want to… disappoint you - cuz like I’ve never done it….” he blushed.

“Oh Hoseok, believe me. If you can move your hips in bed as much as you do on the dance floor, no one is going to be disappointed!”

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

V:

It was another one of those heated moments between the two of you. You were in his bed, he on top of you and you were so ready to go all the way with him finally. With the way his lips crashed into your and how his hands moved on your body, you just couldn’t contain yourself anymore. You ripped off your shirt and you barely had the time to unhook your bra when his hands were already on the task. It was all so much and before you knew it his lips were all over you. You loved every second of it.

But then suddenly he just stopped! He sat up on top of you, catching his breath. He looked down at you with hungry eyes, but he still did nothing. “Why don’t we go back to the video games?” he asked randomly.

“What?!? Babe, no!” you said, pulling his down again and putting his hands back on you. You attacked his lips and then his neck as you pulled his shirt off.

Again he protested. “Babe, seriously.” he said as he lips left a kiss on your neck. “The game though!”

You could feel yourself becoming filled with insecurity and now you were the one to push his away. “Why do you want to play a stupid game?!? Is there something you don’t like about my body? Did I turn you off?” your voice cracked as you grabbed your short and covered yourself

“No!” He said immediately. “Baby, heck no!” he leaned down on you and kissed deeply you some more. “You are beautiful. I love your body!” he reassured as his arms snaked around you.

“Then what is it? You can’t seriously want to play a stupid video game!” you snapped as you again pushed him off.

“Its just… I’ve never done it before…” he said in almost a whipser.

You turned back to him. “What?!?”

“I’ve never done it before.” he said a bit louder.

“No, like are you serious? You never slept with anyone before?”

“No… And believe me I really, really want to sleep with you, but then I think too much and I stress myself out! I want you to be my first and all that, but I also want to be good for you. I don’t want you to be disappointed with me and whatever” he concluded with a mumble

“Aw, Tae!” you cooed.You grabbed him and pulled him to you again. “Just go with the flow. And trust me, the only way you are disappointing me is baby constantly stopping this from happening! ‘you said as you kissed him again.

He pulled himself up again to say something, but them he stopped himself staring down at you just as lustfully as he did before.

Originally posted by snowsensation

Jimin:

They sat across from each other A small table int he middle of the dimly lit dorm.

“I’m sorry jagi, I really wanted to take you out somewhere… but I didn’t want to risk the fans knowing about you. You are the one aspect about me that is private and i just want to keep it that way.” he said shyly.

Her hand reached for his. “Don’t worry Jimin, as long as I’m with you, I’m happy.”

His smiled widened. “You don’t mean that.”

“Jimin, you spent all day setting up these candles and making this dinner. I really appreciate this! I like that you really do put in time for me. That’s alot more than some people.”

“Yeah… but I kinda over cooked the fish and it’s only candles. It’s nothing too elaborate. I didn’t have as much time as i wanted to make everything how i imagined.”

She stood up from her chair and went up to him. “Scoot back a bit.”

“Why?”

“So I can sit on your lap.”

He did so and she placed herself on his thighs, her arms hung on his shoulders. His had went to her wait, keeping her in place. “Why did you want to sit on my lap?” he played stupid.

“So i can kiss you.” She said bringing her lips to his.

The heating moment was ruined when the front door busted open and his band members stumbled into the dorm. 

“Ugh I feel sick!” Suga groaned, grabbing holding his stomach. “Wooooooooooo!” Jhope howled as he “danced his way to the hallway. “Aaaayyyy, Jimin!” V said stammering up to the two of them.”You lost your V card now? Y/n, did you finally “make him happy” yet” he said through a drunk smile

Jin quickly came up behind V, pulling him away from Jimin and Y/n. “Sorry Jimin. I tried to keep them out longer but it was getting too hard.”

Y/n stood up from his lap, not looking too happy. He had to hurry up and make the guys leave. “Um that’s ok, but can you like make sure they all go to their rooms, so Y/n and I can at least finish eating?”

“Yeah, no problem.” he said giving Jimin and Y/n an awkward smile. Then the was off herding the 5 drunk boys to his room.

“Lose your V card? You’re a virgin?” Y/n’s voice went dark now that the guys were out of the room. She was not happy at all. She crossed her arms. “So this whole dinner was so that I would sleep with you?!? And are you complaining to the rest of the guys that i don’t sleep with you?!? That its my fault you haven’t lost it yet? I thought what happened between us was only between us?!?”

“Jagi, Just calm down a bit.” He said softly.

“I don;t want to fucking calm down! What else do they know about us? What else have you told them about me?!? Or should I ask what have you told them but not me? Cuz I for sure didn’t know you were still a virgin, even though I confessed to you that I wasn’t one anymore! So they know that too or what?!?”

“What? No!  I-I told them i was a virgin just cuz it came up in conversation in practice and they started picking on me, but I never talk to them about us. I never said anything bad about you, ever! Jagi, just let me explain!” he begged.

She stayed quiet, giving him a moment to talk (mostly to just glare at him with threatening eyes).

“So yeah, I’ve never slept with anyone yet, but that’s cuz I never been in a legit relationship and I don;t like the idea of just hooking up with someone and it not meaning anything. And, and, and I remembered how a few weeks ago, you told me you regretted your first time cuz you weren’t too into your ex and he wasn’t even romantic about the whole thing or loving with you in general. So I just thought that, you know, if I show you that even with my schedule, that i really do care for you, and that i don’t want to just sleep with you. Like, yeah i want to sleep with you…really bad. But like, I really do care about you y/n. So, like yeah, Tae said what he said, but the reason behind the dinner was not to get you tpo sleep with me, it was just to like, to show you that i care about us..”

He couldn’t quite determine y/n’s expression. Se didn’t look mad, but she didn’t looked please. She kinda looked like she was thinking things over, but then again he was too busy sweating out his nerves to really concentrate on how she was processing his frazzled explanation.

“…So you really haven’t had sex before?” 

“The more that gets said, the more of a loser I feel I am.” he said, feeling his cheeks burning. “I just never told you cuz I don’t… Its just embarrassing.”

She let out a sigh as she walked back up to  him, gently grabbing his hands. “Its like the more i get to know you, the more I wish Imet you sooner. I regret it even more that I wasted my first time on my loser ex.”

“Well, it’s not like i love you any less just cuz you slept with someone before me.” he reassured. “But you are you still mad?” he asked nervously.

“No.”

“…So what do you want to do now?”

“Why don;t we take this food to my place and finish your wonderful dinner cuz I don;t want to deal with drunk BTS… Then after dinner, we can see what we can do about your V card.” she smirked.

Originally posted by jimiyoong

Jungkook:

They sat on the couch watching a movie. Things were going well, Y/n was nestled in his chest, he had his arm around her. and they were cozy under the blanket. everything was great… until a sex scene came on.

Jungkook was suddenly hit with a wave of awkward and sexual tension. and his whole body tensed up. He wanted to know if he was the only one feeling this, so he peeked at y/n from the corner of his eye. To say the least, she was “shookth”. Just as awkwardly as he was, she tensed up too ans leaned away from him. 

That was when he panicked. “She is getting weird to! What do I do?!? Do I fast foward? No! Cuz that means i am acknowledging the awkward! Do I say something? Yes! Wait, no!” Wait, I should! But what?!?” 

The scene was still on. For some reason it never ended. “I HAVEN’T HAD SEX YET!” was what he blurted out. Then he felt mortified. “What did i just say?!?” he screamed internally 

He could feel y/n staring at him, but he didn’t dare move his head towards her. 

“What?” she asked, completely thrown off by his comment.

“I- I said that, uh, that, I- never had sex before…” he grumbled. “Why did i just say that again?!?” he screamed in his mind.

Y/n paused the movie (”thankfully” the sex scene was over). “And you said they why?” she asked,

He firced himself to shrug. “Just wanted to make things less awkward…”

“…I don’t think it worked.”

He forced himself to nod in agreement. He could feel his face burning like crazy.

“…So… You really never slept with anyone before?”

“still a virgin.” He mentally cursed himself for saying it out loud again.

“…Well, if it makes you feel any better… I am a virgin too…”

He let out the air he was holding in his lungs.”really?” he asked finally turning ti her.

“Yeah.”

“Cool - Wait, nit cool? well wait-”

“Jungkook I know what you mean.”

He smiled awkwardly, scratching the back of his head as an excuse to look away from her and recollect his thoughts. “So… Since neither one of us have done it yet… wanna do it?” it was worth asking since they were on the topic now.

“Yeah!”

He jumped up in excitement. “Really?”

“No stupid!” 

“oh.” he mumbled sinking back into his spot. with a pout.

“Maybe later on though… When I’m ready you know.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah.’

“…Ok… I can wait till then, I want you to be my first,” he added shyly

“I do too… but i just want to make sure i am sure about it.” she said

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

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It’s no common mistake that Taylor has had quite a connection with 5H for a long time now, apart from being the girls favorite at one point too. But it’s also no common mistake that she’s known for being “ the queen of PR games” in the music industry.

“They are the hunters, we are the foxes.” - Taylor

Our main focus though is something similar between Tay and Lauren.

 This is all observational based on recent discoveries. 

Also yes before anyone says anything,  I am aware that they come from different places inside of the music industry but Celebrity Culture makes no exceptions for anyone.

I know some harmonizers have beef against her for whatever reason it may be but stay with me this reaaaaallllly isn’t about beef.  Or is it?

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anonymous asked:

hi!! i know you said you were answering witchy asks so heres what ive got. im a really new witch, ive been interested in it for a few months now and have veeery slowly started trying to figure out what types of magic i can do / enjoy. i know research is the way to become more aware of magic and how to do it, but im never sure what good sources are or what are good articles to read for baby witches. if you have any, id be really thankful! thanks for considering even if you say no <3

Okay, so, instead of recommending you articles and stuff, I’m gonna talk a bit about critical thinking in magic, and using our discernment, because I don’t think it gets talked about a lot.

So the thing is, first off, there are a lot of sources out there, as we know. Some are awesome, some are hit and miss, and some are just…bad. But how can we tell them apart, and how can I know as a beginner what to avoid?

Well, the first thing you want to do is find your source of information. Pick an article. Read it all the way through. Now, how do you feel about what you read? Did it make sense, or were you left confused on a lot of points? Did it *seem* reasonable? Was there anything that didn’t sit right, or made you feel uncomfortable or unsure of yourself?

As magic users, we are taught our instincts are very important, and generally good to follow in regards to magic; I’d say the same can be said for researching magic as well. Of course, it’s not to be totally relied on every time, but it can definitely give you an idea of things you may want to stay away from if it doesn’t sit right with you. Not only is the information accuracy important, but whether you are comfortable utilizing it too! our boundaries in magic are just as important.

Paying attention to any sort of comments or reviews on sources is great too. There are some problematic sources out there, and we do talk about that sort of thing on Tumblr. There can still be useful things found in bad resources, however; you just need to know the problem areas to avoid so you can sift through it to find anything that may be useful to you.

Problem areas:

  • using the terms witchcraft / Wicca / pagan interchangeably
  • religious exclusion (saying one religion is better than another)
  • elitism (“real witches only do *this*” ; “you are only a real witch if you are *this*” ; etc.)
  • cultural appropriation
    • chakras
    • smudging
    • spirit animals
    • animal totems
    • Voodoo / voudou
  • racism
  • anti-LGBT
  • use of slurs
    • g*psy is a big one
  • claiming Wicca as an ancient religion / oldest religion
  • outdated information (can be a problem to some)

This is just what I can think of right now, and is by no means a complete list. If you find something that you wonder if that’s really okay, or gives you a bad gut feeling, stay away from it, or try to look into it a bit more and see what you can find.

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Some find that a lack of sources can be a problem, and that is definitely the case with published authors. Online, however, you are more than likely going to find personal experiences, and we can’t really source our own experiences and methods besides to ourselves. Not everyone references the posts they used for herb correspondences, or what method they used for their sigils. Generally you will want to know sources for more about the information of the practice (its history and usage over time, magic users in the past, etc.), because that area is really fuzzy and there’s lots of misinformation on that.

In regards to telling information accuracy - this can be a bit harder nowadays, since we know that magic is unique to each that practices it, and so you may even sometimes see conflicting information on the same topics! Definitely very confusing from the start. I think it is important to keep in mind different views and methods are possible as you research. However, I still recommend that you cross reference.

If you are reading through something, and you wish to check its accuracy, Google it. For example, if someone mentions the properties of rue, and you want to see if that’s really how it’s used commonly, search it up. (This isn’t just applicable to Google, but any other reference materials you may have, Google is just the easiest for accessibility.) Check a few other resources, see what they have to say on the topic. Do they line up for the most part? Where are the differences? Do you have any personal feelings on the topic yet?

Sometimes just experience is enough to tell whether something is legit or bogus. Say you find a spell, and it looks kinda meh, but you don’t really know for sure if it’s any good for you - give it a test run. Learning and discovering for yourself can be just as important and have as big an impact on your craft as anything else. This may have a higher level of risk to it than other methods of research, but sometimes we gotta…

I think that’s really what witchcraft is all about - because all the research in the world isn’t really helpful if you don’t do anything about it. Your experiences may vary based on what you read, and that’s fine, but you’ll never know how it may really work for you unless you try it out for yourself. And I mean, of course you should be doing it in a safe way, but hopefully you know the importance of performing your actions safely in magic and the benefits of protective methods.

Honestly, discernment is something that is experienced and learned that way - trial and error do really help a lot for each of us to find out if this particular thing is any good for us - and just because it may be legit for one person, doesn’t mean it is for you. That is why it’s great to do the research, but you also need to back it up with the physical actions of trying it out too. 

Now, this is by not means extensive or complete, it’s just what I can think of at this time. 

I’m gonna give you some resources as well, just to be sure.

All of the posts I would recommend would be from Tumblr, since that is where my main arch of experience comes from. However, you can definitely Google your own articles and take a look-see through them, see what sounds feasible to you, if anything makes you feel weird, and cross reference it to a couple other references.

If you can do books, here are some that other have recommended.

I hope this helps you! If I can think of anything else to add in the future, I may do that, but off the top of my head, this is what I’ve got. I have a huge post on how to do witchy research in my drafts, but it is still gonna stay there for a bit, particularly because I have no time and energy for it right now, lol. But I hope this gives you some ideas! :D

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genre: smut + a little fluff; college AU + fuckboy!kihyun

pairing: reader/kihyun

summary: your best friend & roommate changkyun just wanted to help get you laid. instead you found solace in a pink haired man named kihyun who had a smart mouth with sharp words you weren’t afraid to let cut you, as long as he didn’t mind you hurting him a little too.

a/n: there’s very very verrrry slight dubcon, but in the end it’s consenting by both parties. just in case that isn’t your cup of tea, but i promise it’s as minimal as possible. trust me.

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theaceofangels  asked:

What are some ways that you can see the functions (either introverted or extroverted) in a conversation or through body language? Perhaps not accurate typing, but subtle hints will do, if there are any.

From personal experience (and in healthy types)…

Ne/Si: rambles all over the place, changes topics without warning, has trouble staying on track and not being hypothetical, generalizing, or vague (often accused of staring everywhere except into your eyes).

Si/Ne: wants to stay on topic, fond of “sharing personal experiences” (I’ve done that, we all got in the family van and…), focuses on the here and now, and who did what, expresses sentiment, sometimes complains about too much change all at once or longs for “the old days” (good eye contact, but “soft”).

Ni/Se: can become abstract easily (psychology, instinct, hunches, behind-the-scenes insights), often asserts opinions or premonitions as facts (they’re certain this will happen, or this person’s motive is that), is forever focused on pointing out the long-term consequences of decisions (often stares through you, or into your soul).

Se/Ni: has little patience for wholly abstract concepts for hours on end, tends to focus on the here and now, may encourage you to try new things, emphasis on personal appearance and, often, how other people look (since aesthetics matter to them); sometimes very self-contained and quiet (the introverts more than the extroverts), with occasional delving into the future (again, a steady stare, but much more aware of the environment).

Fe/Ti: tries to lure you into a sense of “us” by including you in the conversation, trying to elicit an emotional response, or find a consensus; if turned negative, may try to shame you into better behavior; often good at smoothing things over or knowing the right thing to say at the right time, but there’s always a sense of inclusion and a desire for you to merge with them or be involved (Fe’s often smile and look to you for your reaction, hoping you’ll mirror it).

Ti/Fe: will often point out the inconsistencies or flaws in your logic, and depending on the level of Fe involved, will do so obnoxiously without much regard for your feelings (low emotional intelligence) or in a way where you get the sense they cannot help it, but they’re hoping you’re not totally offended (high emotional intelligence). Often wants to clarify a point before moving forward (be more specific please; when you say, “Do you believe in God, which God are you talking about?” - true story, saw Terry Pratchett do it in a video once, where he then proceeded to go off on a side Ti tangent of clarifying the exact question before he ever started answering it). In unhealthy types, may push your buttons just to make you angry.

Fi/Te: often avoids any kind of overt emotionalism with people they don’t know, but displays a decent sense of self-awareness in terms of what their core beliefs are or what bothers them; depending on their health levels (is their Fi immature and selfish, or “others-aware” and considerate?), they may exert frankness on a frequent basis, and bristle when others attempt to “tell them who they are”; Fi’s in conversation are prone to sharp judgments, but also semi-disinterest in changing other people’s minds after a certain conversational point (less balanced Fi-doms may resort to, “Well, you’re an IDIOT,” and retreat into angry silence; higher unhealthy FiTe’s may want “control” - Te - over the situation and try to strong-arm or argue into their moral point of view). (Often “out of sync” with the people around them, body-wise, or four steps behind in mirroring people – and that’s only if they consciously decide to do it.)

Te/Fi: always, always, always brings the conversation around to facts, logic, evidence, or rationality, usually frowning on hyperbole or exaggeration in the process – may stop the conversation to (politely, if they are well-developed) correct misconceptions, rational errors, or misinformation (actually, the body weight of the average whale is _______, not “a ton”). Sometimes expresses frustration over others’ emotionally-driven decisions. Direct, straightforward, and oriented toward success; if asked, will give you a blunt answer. Often articulate, and able to condense opinions into short, coherent statements.

Please take with a grain of salt, and try not to choke on it.

- ENFP Mod

Anan translation - Endo Aya’s strategies for going after the sextuplets.

Totoko’s voice actress’s comments about what the brothers might be like to go out with and her tips on how to win them from the recent Anan special magazine. 

Endo Aya’s strategies for going after the sextuplets.

Totoko-chan, the super cute only girl in the group. She’s very popular with the sextuplets, and we’re as jealous as could be. Together with Endo Aya who performed her, we’re going to examine their manly charms in a somewhat serious way!

She’s Totoko-chan so she understands?! The sextuplets “manly charms.”

The beloved heroine Totoko, whom the sextuplets never stop admiring. Since she is approached by them constantly on a daily basis, she’s bound to know about their attitudes towards love, and (we’re not sure whether or not they actually have any) their manly charms. Therefore, we threw Endo Aya, who played Totoko the closest observer of the sextuplets for half a year, the silly question, “What are they like as men?”

(Endo) To start with, whatever they may say, I think that they are kind boys. No matter how selfish Totoko gets, they face her head on and take the blow. This time, I tried thinking about each of them carefully, but even though they are jobless virgin NEETs who sponge off their family, there are moments when I suddenly felt like they were “good men” and I got flustered, lol. Despite telling myself that “If I went out with them they’d definitely be a burden,” I had a hard time keeping my cool. (Lol)

So she has analysed each of their manly charms, from Osomatsu to Todomatsu, and has proposed her strategies for going after them.

With this you can be just like Totoko… perhaps?

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The Tenth Floor pt11

Min Yoongi had gone through 34 secretaries in the past 24 months, and each one of them left in tears. This fact alone should have warned you against taking the job, but the pay was too good to pass up. Surely you could put up with a billionaires temper-tantrums, right?

Yoongi x Reader & Taehyung x Reader

Genre: Fluff, humor, probably some angst

Warnings: Strong language, smut talked about/implied, some dark themes

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10


The trash can in the break room was full. Normally, this wouldn’t be an issue, but there was only one janitor authorized to take out the trash from the Tenth Floor, and she was out sick. 

“Why don’t you take out the trash, Hoseok?” Jimin said, pointing to the can.

“And I would do that because…?” Hoseok shorted. “Do it yourself.”

“Jimin can’t take out the trash because he’s trash.” Jungkook offered unhelpfully. Why he was getting himself involved you had no idea. He had asked to see you, but the only place you could really talk was in the break room, which happened to be rather full at the moment. 

“That doesn’t even make sense.” Jimin retorted. “And if anyone is trash, isn’t it you?” 

“Why are we calling people trash?” Taehyung walked in, looking around curiously. 

“This is ridiculous.” You muttered. “What did you want to talk to me about, Jungkook?” 

The doctor finally focused his attention on you, frowning slightly. “Here isn’t the best place.”

“Sorry, since when do the two of you get along?” Jimin cut in suddenly. “Last I checked, you,” He pointed in your direction. “Hated him.”

“We don’t get along.” You snapped. 

“Did anyone else notice that the trash can is full?” Taehyung asked, apparently unaware of the rest of the conversation. 

“No, we had no clue at all, and if it wasn’t for you stating the obvious, we would have gone on putting more and more trash in it, never realizing the truth. The world owes you thanks.” Jungkook shot back sarcastically.

Taehyung blinked in surprise. “That was a little harsh, don’t you think?” 

“No, I don’t.” Jungkook shrugged. 

“Oh for god’s sake.” You muttered, standing from the table you had been sitting at with Jungkook and walking to the trash can. Without another word, you took the trash bag from the can and tied it. 

“What are you doing?” Taehyung asked in bewilderment.

“What does it look like she’s doing?” Hoseok laughed. “She’s taking out the trash so she has an excuse to get out of this room.” Hoseok was exactly right, but you decided not to tell him this fact as you stalked from the room, trash bag in hand. 

There weren’t any trashshoots in the building, so you had to take the elevator to the ground floor. This was fine with you; the longer you were away from your co-workers, the better. 

You wondered if there had always been so much tension on the tenth floor, or if that somehow had something to do with you. But that was impossible, right? Surely you couldn’t do that much damage by simply working there. 

You got several odd looks as you made your way to the ground floor, and then out a back door that you knew utility workers used, but at that point you weren’t particularly bothered. You had started to accept the fact that you would likely never quite fit in at the company anyway, so it didn’t really matter if people thought you were weird.

Once outside, you found yourself in a side ally between the two buildings, with a large dumpster against the wall of the one you just walked out of. You were about to throw the bag of trash into it when you noticed the man on his hands and knees in front of it, aparently trying to reach something under the dumpster. 

“Y–Yoongi?” You blinked at him in surprise. He jumped, looking up at you with eyes wide. An unlit cigarette was between his lips, and his hair was out of place from crawling around on the ground. 

“I, uh… Can explain.” He said, quickly taking the cigarette from his mouth and putting it somewhere out of view.

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Sinful Delights(Christian Yu x OOC x Jungkook AMBW)

SOOOOO Of course I have a thing for pissing of my best friends and really fucking them up when I need payback. I had to get payback against this little hoe for lying to me about a certain someone. BUT ALSO i saw a LOT of people talk about both Christian and Jungkook so I thought why not do it? But this is for her. For my.. “Angel” ;) @silhouetted-beauty

A light knock on you and Christian’s shared apartment door alerted you that someone had come to see you both. Though you didn’t know of anyone coming to see you and your lover it appeared his friends tried to pop up all the time to hang out with him, and occasionally you had a friend who came over to visit you but never as much as Christian. Pushing down the hems of your shorts and your ‘borrowed’ shirt that you stole from Christian you opened the door smiling a bit too widely once you saw who was on the other side of the door.

“J-Jungkook?” You asked softly as you opened the door wider. “What are you doing here? Aren’t you preparing for tour? Or your comeback?” You hurled questions at him left and right causing the male to laugh as he looked down at you.

“Noona you’re always such an eager girl.. Aren’t you?” The way he asked that, or maybe it was how he looked down at you. Regardless your nose flared as you watched the male cursing your height for a second.

“Whatever Jungkook. What are you doing here?” You asked again crossing your arms over your chest.

“I came to see your boyfriend.. I know he is here because I just texted him. Could you let me in?” He asked taking a step towards you but you blocked him shaking your head.

“No, unless you answer my questions first.” You said in a matter of fact tone. Jungkook seemed a bit surprised but it didn’t stay there long before he was shoving his hands into the confines of his pockets and you had to admit he looked good. Baggy blue jeans, an open plaid red and black shirt with a black V-neck under it and his beloved timberland boots.  His brown hair curly and some fringes falling into his eyes.

“To answer your questions, I already told you why I’m here. There is no tour for another month but we are preparing noona we are BTS and we are ready. Also, the comeback isn’t happening until next month so can you please relax for me? I mean I know I’m your bias and all but you don’t have to be so worked up over me.” Jungkook teased brushing past you to slip in the house as you tried to collect yourself from falling over or having your mouth drop on the ground.

“USED TO JUNGKOOK! YOU USED TO! I LOVE YOU ALL NOW!” You shouted at the back of his head as you shut the door walking into the apartment. You were going to kill your friend the next moment you got your hands on her.

Christian looked up at Jungkook as soon as he entered the front room. He smiled widely and reached a hand out to slap with the younger male’s and you moved to sit on the couch right beside the table Christin was positioned at. They started to chit chat among each other while you were furiously sending death threats to your best friend as fast as your fingers would move on your iPhone 6s plus.

“Hmm. I see your dilemma. Angel can you give us some time alone?” Christian asked and you stopped looking up at the both men. Christian used that nickname of yours always knowing that you loved it and you would always respond. ‘I have wings’ right back to him. You tilted your head watching them both huffing as you shook your head feeling like you wanted to stay around both male’s. You did love all of BTS but Jungkook did used to be your only bias and you had to admit he was fine though you hated to say that to anyone most of the times.

“Do I have to?” You drawled out looking up at Christian letting a pout grace your lips because usually he gave you whatever you wanted. Including your way.

“Well, no you don’t but since this is personal I will be stepping inside the room with Jungkook. If Lori wakes up I’ll bring her in here.” Christian said about to stand when Jungkook grabbed at him shaking his head appearing anxious as his eyes shifted between the pair of you.

“Hyung we can let her hear. I actually wanted her input on things as well.” Jungkook seemed afraid to really read your gaze but he looked in your face when he wasn’t so nervous. You found him to be cute and endearing. Christian noticing the way you two seemed to look at each other he sat back down. It was no secret you used to have a crush on Jungkook. Well it was to him until he heard you and your best friend arguing, about the male and you had denied him for so long.

“So, what is this about?” You asked sitting up and throwing your phone to the side giving them both all your attention and deciding to wait to finish chewing out your friend. Christian looked at Jungkook smirking slightly and though you didn’t like that look you weren’t going to say anything to him about it now.

“Jungkook here just had some concerns about sex that’s all.” Christian said testing the waters.

“What? I thought you got a lot of action the way you handle yourself on stage.” You teased not really registering what you were implying. Christian’s eyes grew wide and Jungkook choked on his spit but he felt proud nonetheless.

“Have you ever heard the saying sex sells?” He teased as he watched you. “I’m not a virgin by any means but I don’t have the time to just go out and get myself laid with how much I work. But like now I occasionally find free time to get out of the dorms and sneak around.” Jungkook explained to you as he relaxed a bit feeling more comfortable now that he was talking to the both of you.

“That makes sense. Well, what are you really worried about? Sex is best learnt through experience.” You stated with a soft smirk on your lips thinking about all that you and Christian had done in the time that you had been together.

“Well that’s the point, I don’t really have anyone..” Jungkook mumbled as he played with his fingers and you continued being quite oblivious to what was going on.

“I’m sure you can find someone! Jungkook you’re handsome, an idol and I’m sure you could make one post or even look at someone and they would be ready to give it to you.” You smiled comfortingly not seeing the daggers that Christian were giving to you.

“Well if that’s the case. Why don’t you help him out?” Christian asked reserving his facial features. You couldn’t believe what he was saying. You stare at your boyfriend with almost wide eyes tilting your head.

“Excuse me? Why would I when I’m dating you?” You said rolling your eyes as if it was common since.

“Well that’s the beauty of it.” Christian stated sitting up to look at you. You were beyond done with the male at this point and you had so much to say to him. Before you could get a word out Jungkook was pipping in cutting off your oncoming fighting match of volume.

“Yeah noona because I was thinking.. Like you said those girls would be my fans. And I don’t want to risk having a one-night stand with them or anyone else even if they are famous. It can lead to a scandal and the groups image as well as mine could be ruined.” Jungkook was speaking lightly but when he saw you weren’t really buying it he sighed softly. “Noona you are dating Christian which is why I know you wouldn’t go tell on me or to report anything because it would hurt you and him. And I’ve also told hyung this a lot but you’re very.. Beautiful. It only helps that you’re his girlfriend. I had honestly thought about this for a while but I didn’t know what you or he would say until he brought it up to me that you were a fan.” Jungkook said wrinkling his nose as he watched you. Your eyes shifted to Christian and back to Jungkook before you pushed a hand through your puffed up curly hair.

“And you’re okay with something like this? We aren’t inviting a girl into the mix.” You replied frowning as you stare at him and he chuckled shaking his head.

“I mean, of course I was against it. But I know that you used to have a crush on him. And I want to give you anything you want angel, I also want him to be safe and do it with someone he trusts. Considering he doesn’t go out and explore much I thought it would be kind of hot to see you play with someone. But I get to make the rules. I get to tell you both what to do and when and if I don’t like it I get to say stop. And you can’t cum inside of her. Anywhere but in her mouth or her pussy.” Christian said as he looked at Jungkook and then back at you.

“Okay but I don’t even bias just him! I bias all of BTS!” You tried to reason again cursing everything to hell at this point.

“Well if you can’t do it for me or yourself or him. How about you do it for BTS?” Christian said with a smirk dancing on his beautiful lips. You sat there and thought about it for a second and you were torn. Yes, you wanted to do it and yes you knew it was once in a lifetime but you were unsure about the consequences afterwards. Having more feelings for Jungkook when you fought so hard to get rid of them. Both men watched you, waiting for you to give the final verdict.

“Alright then. If you really don’t have any problem I don’t mind helping out.” You finally gave in with a sigh leaning back into the couch. As soon as those words left your lips, Christian got up to shut the bedroom door so that Lori couldn’t get out right away if she woke up. Christian moved back to sit on the chair beside Jungkook as they both watched you.

“Stand up and strip off your shorts and panties.” Christian said a bit too eagerly. You shook your head laughing as you stood up. You were slightly nervous but you didn’t want that to show now because you wanted Jungkook to think you were so sexy and such a different girl from all the rest that he has had or will have. You gripped at your shorts and undid the buttons before the zipper letting the fabric fall off your chocolate smooth thighs and onto the floor. Next were your white lace panties that were slightly see through. You bent over to pull them off before you sat on the couch once again.

“I want you to touch yourself, get all nice and worked up for us.” Christian said with a husky voice and you knew he was becoming excited already. You stared at him for a second before you lifted your legs to place against the end of the couch and spread your legs wide. You brought two fingers up from your left-hand sucking on them and getting them wet letting your silver and pink tongue piercing glide over the digits and once you were satisfied with how wet they were you moved them down to your pussy and started to immediately rub your clit moaning softly. Your head rolled to the side as you watched them, your toes curling as your fingers started to rub harshly against your clit and you cried out softly. Your hips pushed up against your fingers but you didn’t keep them there for too long. You moved one down to dip inside of your pussy causing Christian to groan and shift in his seat as Jungkook pulled at his pants trying to adjust himself. They were both getting excited watching how you fingered yourself, your free hand moved to spread your pussy lips wide so that they could both see your digit dipping in as deep as you could make it.

“Come on angel, I know that you can take more than that. Don’t be shy in front of Jungkook he’s a big boy who knows what you can give him. Be good.” Christian taunted and though your cheek were red you nodded, adding another finger inside of your pussy thrusting them both in and out of your pussy curling them as you cried out in pleasure. It wasn’t hard for you to find your own spot because foreplay like this was something you did from time to time and it also helped that you got off when the male was gone at work or out with his friends.

“Jungkook. Go eat her out.” Christian said softly after he watched you for a few more minutes. He wouldn’t admit it but he was growing impatient already and he wanted to get a taste of you for himself. You let your fingers move faster inside of your heart becoming more turned on by the command he gave to the male who was eager to get up and fall onto his knees in front of you.

“Jungkook.” You moaned softly as he grabbed onto your ankles to pull your legs further apart. Jungkook moved to push the long shirt up around your waist making sure he could see your pussy better. He gripped at your wrist pulling your fingers from inside of your heat and he started to suck on them, making sure he cleaned your juices off your fingers sucking on them until he was sure that he cleaned them off. He placed your hand beside your body and he moved to place a kiss against your pussy, your hand was quick to grip at his brown locks as you pulled him closer. He moaned against your heat, the vibrations caused your hips to shake lightly and buck against his face. Jungkook let his tongue slide up and down your pussy lips French kissing them before he dipped his tongue to flick against your clit. He nibbled slightly on the bud pulling it against his pink lips, his eyes locked on yours. His tongue was eagerly lapping up and down your slit and tapping at your entrance. Your hand pulled harder at his hair and Christian hummed standing up to get on his knees beside the male.

“Here she likes it like this.” Christian said softly, he pushed at Jungkook’s face gently careful not to hurt him. Jungkook got the hint and moved back watching as Christian caressed your thighs and slapped them once before he slid his tongue inside of your warm wet pussy. Your silk velvet walls wrapping around his thick pink tongue that was eager to taste you and fuck you until you were crying his name. His tongue grinding against your walls the tip of his tongue eagerly grazing your spot and then missing on purpose. He had you writing against the couch as he vibrated his tongue inside of you and moved to pull back with some of your juices on his face. “You think you can keep up with me?” Christian asked Jungkook as he slapped at your wet pussy twice causing your hips to push off the couch. Jungkook nodded his head and Christian gently pushed his head back towards your pussy. “Eat her out with me.” Christian winked up at you as the both started to slip their tongues inside of your pussy. Slurping and pushing their tongues deep inside of your pussy. Sometimes one of their tongues pressed against your clit, sucking and nibbling on it. You didn’t know who was doing what, but both of their tongues were magic to your pussy and you urged them both to push away but Christian pushed your thighs down against the couch diving face first into your heat and Jungkook followed his lead until you had one hand gripped into each of their head’s crying out as you came on Jungkook’s tongue. The lewd sounds of your pussy being munched on as they moaned against your heat was like music to your ears and as you were pinned down to take it all Christian helped you ride out your orgasm as your hips calmed down. You reached a hand up to shakily graze through Jungkook’s hair with a soft touch. He pulled back from you both of their lips and chin dripping with your essence that they each cleaned up.

“Jungkook, I want you to lay down on the couch and eat her out while she sucks your dick.” Christian said with arousal thick in his accent. You were shocked to find out he was so willingly and demanding with his wants for you. Jungkook who seemed more eager to comply now, he stood up and started to undo his pants and push them down his legs. You were a bit shocked to see that he didn’t have on any boxers. He took off his shirts as well and lifted you up, positioning you to bring your pussy over his face, one of your legs seemed to be trapped under the cushions at the back of the couch as your foot from your other leg pressed down against the floor. You looked down at his thick organ, you gripped at his shaft pumping him slowly watching him seem to swell up in your hand. Your hand moved against him before you leaned down to swipe your tongue piercing up and down his slit. He moaned out against your pussy, shuddering warm breaths against your pussy lips that caused you to moan out loud as you played with his head. He started to suck and flick his tongue against your pussy until he pushed it deep inside of your pussy. Jungkook moved his tongue up and down the expanse of your pussy making sure he left no area untouched while you worked on starting to suck on his thick shaft, it was big filling your mouth but you didn’t care one bit. You moaned around him, letting your tongue flick against his veins or any inch of his skin that wasn’t coated with your spit yet. You praised having piercings because it made men lose their mind whenever you went down on them. You felt your ass cheeks being slapped and kneaded and soon you were being spread wide, you didn’t have time to focus, your hands playing with Jungkook’s balls you felt a squeal leave your lips causing you to choke on Jungkook’s dick as Christian slid his tongue against your puckered asshole. He played with the rim, flicking at your asshole until it was wet and slowly he pushed his tongue inside of you groaning at the tight space there. Christian ate your ass out as Jungkook worked on your pussy, their slick tongues invading both of your holes and you continued to choke every time you moaned against Jungkook’s shaft. He groaned softly slapping at your hips and your thighs sometimes dragging his nails down your skin as well.

Christian played with your ass teasingly dipping his tongue in and out your ass before he felt you tighten your holes around his tongue as well as Jungkook’s. With one hand rubbing at your clit and your spot continuously being played with you couldn’t help but find your release again your eyes rolling back as you started to swallow around Jungkook who was breathing hard. Christian pulled back slapping at both ass cheeks before he bit onto them moving around the couch to grip at your hair forcing your head off his shaft as Jungkook helped you ride out your orgasm.

“I want you to ride him. Be a good girl and bounce that pussy on his dick do you hear me?” Christian asked growing against your lips as he kissed you hard on your lips. He slipped his tongue into your mouth letting your tongues battle for dominance as you moved yourself to pull down onto Jungkook’s lap. Your hand gripped at his shaft as you made out with Christian. Slowly you rolled your hips up and down on his shaft, coating his dick with your pussy juices you teased him and Jungkook didn’t know what was hotter, looking at your chocolate sweet pussy tease his dick, the way your ass cheek tightened up when you felt pleasure or how you were lip locked with Christian who showed so much dominance over your body.

“Noona don’t fucking tease!” Jungkook almost growled at you, Christian smirked moving his hand to slap at your ass cheek causing it to jiggle from the hit and he gripped at the flesh harshly pulling back to bit and suck on your bottom lip.

“Be a good girl and treat him right baby. Don’t get distracted by daddy.” He teased talking to you like you were younger when you were the eldest out of the both men. Nodding your head, you steadied yourself against his shaft slowly moving yourself to drop down on his dick. You moaned out his name softly as you watched Christian holding his eye contact as you sunk down onto his shaft holding him deep inside of you. Christian watched you for a bit as you rolled your hips and started to pick yourself up and drop yourself down onto his shaft. He was impressed with how you were doing so well for him. Jungkook moved to grip at your hips starting to slam you down as his hips bucked up. It seems his was tired of playing around, fucking you deep and hard he started to roll his hips up against yours fucking your wet heat until your juices were sliding out to rest at his balls. Christian moved back to strip himself of his clothes and gripped at your hair once again as well as his shaft. He tapped his dick against your lower lip watching as you opened your mouth trying to take him into your mouth. He chuckled softly before he was slipping his dick past your pink lips and you took the initiative. Starting to bob your head up and down his shaft quickly trying to get him off as quick as you could you used your hands to rest against his thighs knowing that he loved it the most when you only used your tongue.

You deepthroated him starting to pick up the speed as he rolled his hips forward burying himself deep into your warm wet cavern. Your spit started to slide down your chin as he face fuck you aiding with you to suck on his dick more eagerly. Jungkook continued to rut his hips against yours groaning in pleasure at how your ass bounced against his hips, he could feel his lower stomach tightening up because of how well you used your mouth on him and now your warm walls were sucking him and you were a beautiful sight to see before him. How you were taking both dicks to him was something so erotic he knew he would never be able to get it out of his mind.

“Christian, I’m about to cum!” Jungkook groaned out hoarsely and maybe you were provoking him by continuing to squeeze tightly around his dick eager for the curses and moans that slipped past his lips. He gripped harshly at your hips enough to bruise as Christian pulled away from you. Jungkook slipped out of you slowly and Christian picked you up as if you didn’t weigh a damn thing and moved to put you on your knees in front of the male. He slapped at your ass and aligned himself up with your pussy, slowly sliding back inside of you causing you both to groan out in pleasure.

“Clean off his dick. Use that mouth of yours to make him cum, I know you can do it slut.” Christian taunted in your ear as he pressed his chest against your back watching as you stroked Jungkook’s organ and went back to work sucking him off. You bobbed your head up and down trying to get Jungkook off watching how his chest heave and tighten up as he got closer to an orgasm. Jungkook moved to pull your head off his cock. He stroked his dick off in your face, quickly his dark eyes looking down into your eyes as Christian pounded into you from behind. He let your hips smack together as he swirled them and searched for you spot. Christian could feel his own orgasm approaching but he wanted to get you off first. His hand moving around your body to rub at your clit. He brought his free hand up to his mouth sucking on his middle finger and he slid it inside of your asshole that he had already stretched out with his tongue and he started to finger fuck your ass with his finger sometimes holding it deep inside of you to give you to feeling of being full. His hips snapped and rocked against yours, and your eyes started to roll back as you became incoherent with your words and moans. Jungkook was quick to slide to the end of the couch and he slowly released his white cum on your face in thick ropes making sure to miss your mouth like Christian wanted. He moaned out your name as he came stroking his slick shaft until nothing was left.

Christian thought the sight was so erotic, and he rubbed harder at your pussy slamming against your spot. Your ass was jiggling and bouncing back against his hips as he brought you to your end. Your mouth hanging open as your body started to burn and shake from his thrusts. You were a ruined mess cumming on his shaft and your hands were eager to grip onto Jungkook’s thighs to steady yourself as you got lost in pleasure. Christian was next to follow you cumming deep inside of your pussy holding you close with one arm around your waist. He groaned as he gave you a few extra deep thrusts making sure to bury all that he had inside of you. He slid his finger out of you and pulled you down with him onto the floor. Jungkook got up on wobbly legs disappearing and you were eager to know how he tasted so you licked off what of his cum landed close to your lips shuddering softly.

“You’re such a fucking slut.” Christian growled against your ear making you feel flustered but also extremely proud as you felt the twitching inside of you.

Jungkook came back with a warm towel rubbing your face off making sure to clean you off all the cum and he kissed your lips sweetly giving you a light make-out session. “If I ever need lessons again I know who to come to. Thank you, guys, but I snuck out so I have to go.” He gripped at his clothes and changed in front of you both before he left you both on the ground.

“So, what do I get another round with you all to myself?” He asked and you could hear Lori scratching on the door causing you to laugh.

“Sorry baby I think we woke princess up and she needs her daddy a bit more than I do.” You teased as he slipped from inside of you scrambling to get clothes as he yelled at his door telling Lori to calm down and you used this chance to grab at your phone and your clothes running to the bathroom to shower and get yourself off one more time.

My problems with the killer reveal.

Okay, so Mona killed Charlotte. I have a lot of problems with how this was presented. Here’s a list:

1. The damn suitcase handle! That was such a huge issue in 6b, with Melissa acting all sketchy about it and someone nearly plowing down Emily in order to get it away from her. What the hell was that all about? Who would want it that badly unless it was the murder weapon?

2. The flowers that Mona had were bright purple. The flowers found with Charlotte’s body were pink and hadn’t bloomed yet. They don’t look marginally the same. And to add to that, why did Mona have those flowers in the first place? And why did they happen to be the same type of flowers that Alison had put out in her house that very evening?

3. Why was Mona trying to recreate the night she murdered Charlotte if she accomplished that the first time? She even says, “You’re not gonna trick me this time.” What does that mean? How did Charlotte trick her that night? That scene in the bell tower implied that Mona hadn’t actually succeeded in killing Charlotte and was trying to do it over.

4. This line makes no sense: “You needed me, just like you needed me to take care of Charlotte after all the terrible things she did. I’m sorry I messed that up. Nothing ever happens the way it’s supposed to with me.” What?! But Mona did kill Charlotte, so she did indeed “take care of her.” What is she talking about?

5. “Not only did you lose the game, but you lost the story,” Charlotte tells Mona. What does that mean? What story?

6. The timeline makes no sense. We know that at some point that night, before Charlotte died, Mona called her from the Two Crows, that was confirmed by Tanner and by a witness at the diner. So how did she know that Charlotte was going to be at the bell tower? Why did Charlotte even go to the bell tower? And what did Mona mean when she said that Charlotte met her there “because she had to”?

7. Charlotte’s body was wiped down before she was thrown from the bell tower, including any DNA under her fingernails. Where would Mona get the materials to do that? And what about that paper Spencer wrote about the woman who was murdered in exactly the same way that Charlotte was? Is that just supposed to be a really specific coincidence?

8. I find it absolutely unbelievable that Mona wouldn’t fess up and turn herself over for Charlotte’s murder in order to save Hanna in 7x01. That is completely uncharacteristic, especially considering she confessed to a murder she didn’t commit back in season four just so Hanna’s mom wouldn’t be convicted.

Please don’t let anyone angry about the movie’s diverging universe canon keep you from enjoying it. Or the show for that matter. Just have fun to your hearts content. -

Minor Details (ALiL Deleted Scene)

Summary: (College!AU) In which a walk with T’Challa makes you aware of some minor details that you missed.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 1,114

A/N: @the-loud-and-crazy-rabbit-pirate requested: I would like to suggest what happened after Jealousy; like Reader telling T'challa Bucky’s reaction (cause he did say he would like to know what happened with the little stunt they pulled)”. This takes place between “Jealousy” and “Knight in Shining Armor”.

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“T'Challa, I don’t think this is going to work out.”

“You’re not trying.”

“I am,” you say through gritted teeth, making T'Challa laugh. “I’m glad you think this is funny.”

“You’re cute when you’re frustrated, did you know that?” When all you do is fix him with a death glare, he puts his hands up. “Fine, fine. We can stop now.”

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HEY EVERYONE

So I know you’re all about the show right now, but Soma’s birthday is this month! Let’s show some appreciation for the best fluffy teenage Dracula in the world!

what the hell are you talking about, I hear you say.

Well, Soma is 18 in AoS, which means he was born at the midpoint between Dracula’s final defeat in 1999 and the prophesied ascension of the successor in 2035. If you do some math, that’s 2017. 

Meanwhile, there’s a complete solar eclipse happening on August 21st. Since eclipses are a big plot point in AoS, it makes sense Soma would be born during one. 

No, none of this is official canon. But it’s a good excuse to have some fun and remember a couple of the best games in the series, so why not?

So get some posts lined up for the 21st and celebrate Dracula being reborn as an anime! 

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