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Kurt always telling the reader how much he loves her in German then lying about
what he said until one day Hank gives her a translator earpiece that Kurt doesn’t
know about and oops I accidently gushed over you and confessed my undying love
“(Y/N), I hope you don’t mind me asking, but
why exactly do you need a translator?” Hank asked, handing you the metal
“Oh, it’s just for…things…” you told him. “Sometimes Kurt goes on German rants, and I
don’t always catch all of it.”
“Ah. Well. Good luck with that,” he waved as
you left the lab. You paused, pushing the piece into your ear and hiding it
behind your hair. Now you were ready to figure out what the hell Kurt was
“Hey blue, what’cha doing?” You asked walking
into the living room. Kurt was spread out on the couch, a book of German
fairytales in his hands.
“Reading,” he replied, smiling at you.
“Wanna read to me?” you asked him. He nodded
eagerly, setting down his cup of tea. You walked over to the couch and laid on
top of him. The first time you had done this, he had freaked out, but now he
was accustomed to your presence, your warmth. He used his tail to gently stroke
your hair while his hands held the book.
“Is German all right?” he asked. You nodded. “Okay.”
Kurt cleared his throat. You reached up and tapped the button on the
upon a time, zhere vas a little blue circus freak. He traveled from city to
city vizh zhe circus, never quite finding a place he belonged. He began to feel
like he belonged novhere. But one day, zhe little circus freak found a place to
call home. It vas a great big mansion, full of people just like him. Zhese
people didn’t make fun of him. Zhey didn’t…treat him like a freak. Zhey treated
him like he belonged.” You sighed as Kurt told the story. He continued.
zhe little blue circus freak vas at zhe mansion, he met zhe most beautiful girl
he had ever seen. And vhile he vas somevhat embarrassed by his appearance, she
looked at him as zhough nozhing vas wrong vizh him. She made him feel…alive.
She had zhe stars in her eyes, and every time she looked at him, touched him,
he felt as zhough he might melt into a little blue puddle. And zhough he loved
her vizh all of his heart, she vould never know. He couldn’t vork up zhe
courage to tell her in a language she understood.” He paused. “The end,”
“That was a nice story,” you smiled softly. “But
I think it has a happy ending,”
“Vhat do you-”
“I love you too, Kurt.” You stroked his
cheek, tracing his scars gently. His amber eyes went wide.
“You speak German?” he asked, startled to say
“No, but Hank loaned me a translator,” You
pulled it out of your ear to show it to him.
“So you heard everyzhing?”
“I did,” you brushed tufts of blue and black
hair out of his face. You decided to be bold and go for it, leaning forward to
kiss his soft lips. His hands gingerly held your waist and he nervously kissed
you back. When you pulled apart, he looked at you nervously. You could feel him
shaking beneath you.
“You okay?” you checked. He nodded, gulping.
“Zhat vas my first kiss,” he confessed
“Was it everything you imagined?” You asked.
“Better,” he replied, smiling. “C-could I…vould
you mind if I kissed you again?”
Kurt Wagner x reader where the students are on a trip to the local museum and
Kurt absolutely loses. His. Ever. Loving. Mind. Like “wait water does that??
How does it do that??? Wait, what’s a meteor??? What’s a nucleus??? What are
thermodynamics??? Why are you guys rolling your eyes this is amazing?!?!?!”
My BABY KURT IS TOO PRECIOUS.
It was agreed by all of the mutants at X
Mansion that field trips were the best way to spend the day. It was certainly
safer to leave the campus in one big group that it was to leave in smaller,
unsupervised groups to hang out at the mall.
Today, Hank was in charge of the field trip
to the local museum of science and technology. It was safe to say that at this
point, Kurt had no idea what he was getting himself into. But as soon as the
group got off of the bus and walked in the front doors, he was in awe. Hanging
from the ceiling in the main entrance hallway, there was a glittering display
of planets and stars. He looked up, his red eyes wide and a bright smile on his
You were standing beside him, laughing a
little at his excitement. You knew how worked up your teleporting friend could
get about things. It was one of the reasons you were crushing on him so hard.
“Mein Gott,” he stated.
“Beautiful, isn’t it?” You asked as Hank
checked the group in. As you each passed through the line, an access bracelet
was wrapped around your wrist.
“All right everyone. Meet back here in three
hours. Understood?” Hank asked. The group nodded before heading off.
“Vhere is zhe tour guide?” Kurt asked.
“We don’t need one,” Scott told him. “We get
to check out the place on our own.”
“Ve get to choose vhere to go?” He looked
around, the idea just finally setting in. He would get to choose. He would get
to explore this whole place.
“Yep,” you nodded, putting a hand on his
shoulder. “Come on, buddy. We don’t have all day,”
“Well zhen zhere’s no time to lose,” He
grabbed your hand, causing you to blush, and raced up the stairs, straight into
the middle of the ocean exhibit. A giant whale hung overhead, and there were
several displays below of smaller sea creatures. Immediately, Kurt began
popping around the room, taking you with him.
“Sharks have how many teeth??”
“Starfish can regrow zheir limbs??”
“How do you even pronounce zhat??”
“Woah, woah, Kurt, slow down,” You held your
head. “You’re making me dizzy.”
“Oh, sorry,” he rubbed the back of his neck. “I
just get so excited,”
“I don’t get what you like about it, Blue.”
Peter looked around. “It’s science.”
“But it’s amazing!” He looked around. “God’s
creation right in front of us. Learning how it vorks is one of zhe greatest
gifts of all,”
“Yeah, yeah,” Peter put on his goggles. “If
you’ll excuse me, I’ll be around messing with the innocents,” he sped away in a
flash of silver and a gust of wind. Suddenly, there was a sticky note on Kurt’s
pretty sure Blue likes you.”
When you blinked, the note was replaced by
you didn’t hear it from me,”
You smiled and stuck the note in your pocket.
“Come on, Kurt,” You grabbed his
three-fingered hand. He smiled, his cheeks darkening and his heart racing. “Let’s
go learn about God’s creation.”