9 Signs You’re Dating a Disney Villain

So, you think you might be dating a Disney Villain. Don’t worry, it’s happened to the best of us. However, you do need to find out for sure if your suspicions are correct. “But how?” We can hear you asking through time, space, and the internet. By going through the below list, of course. If your significant other is exhibiting one or more of the following behaviors, our advice* is to maybe consider the possibility that your date is evil.

1. Your significant other (S.O.) has been treating you like an animal.

Have you looked in the mirror? Please do that now to make sure that you aren’t actually an animal (due to an evil-plot miscommunication).

2. Your S.O. talks to themselves a lot, dramatically.

Sure, everyone talks to themselves, to a certain extent. But if you’ve noticed that your S.O. has been whispering about plots to overtake a kingdom/get what’s theirs/ruin someone’s life, and if they’re doing so with over-the-top gestures under self-made dramatic lightning, this could be a warning sign.

3. Your S.O. has a newfound love of fruit, and they are keen to share this with you.

This one doesn’t always mean villainy, it can be easily confused with an interest in healthy living, however, lookout for any skull-shaped liquids dripping off the apples on offer, specifically the apples.

4. Your S.O. keeps pushing you to sign things all of sudden.

Namely, really long, magical contracts with “for all eternity” clauses. Do not sign these. Do always read the fine print.

5. Your S.O. has started displaying signs of paranoia, these seem to grow worse around clocks.

Clocks are not scary, unless the crocodile that took your hand has one in its belly, thereby alerting you whenever it’s near and wanting seconds. (Or if it’s one of those grandfather clocks that looks like it has eyes, but we digress.)

6. Your S.O.’s hair has literally become fire.

“Maybe it’s just a new style the hipsters are trying,” you’ve told yourself until now. We’re truly sorry to have to confirm: It’s not.

7. Your S.O. has a new obsession, and it’s all they can think/talk about.

We all say we’re obsessed with things, but most of us are just saying that. If your S.O. is actually unable to focus on anything but a mythical diamond or lack of a party invite, be wary.

8. Your S.O. has recently acquired a bird, and the two are now inseparable.

Parrot, raven, any bird really. The main thing is that if they’re having conversations, things might already have gone too far.

9. Your S.O.’s chatter has become more self-centered of late.

Everything is suddenly about them, everything is theirs. Take note, as this is a slippery slope to villainy.

*This is just our advice, we suggest confronting your S.O. and asking them, “are you evil?” in the kindest way possible to really find out for sure.**

**Did we mention that we’re not great at advice?

***Read more of this kind of thing at Oh My Disney.


“The funk is strong with this one.”

Star Wars + Daft Punk = “Darth Punk – The Funk Awakens“, an outstanding fusion of our favorite space opera and electronic dance music. This neon masterpiece is the work of Infectious Designer and it’s one of the most awesomely geeky music videos we’ve ever seen. There are super shiny helmets, glowing shoes, irresistible beats, lightsaber battles, and even a droid with a built-in cassette tape deck.

“One day Vader and Fett will recruit for the the dark side, disguised as an electronic music duo… they will be arresting ears and administering intergalactic rhythm and beats. The Rebels won’t stand a chance. This is their music video, featuring ‘Dj Gonk’.”

There’s also a Darth Punk Prequel:

And a behind-the-scenes video:

For more Darth Punk-related photos and videos check out the Infectious Designer Instagram feed and Facebook page.

[via GeekTyrant, Fashionably Geek, and Laughing Squid]

the signs as disney villains

*based off of the sign’s worst qualities (not all are the sign’s qualities) & stereotypes (sterotypes aren’t always true)

Aries: Cruella DeVille 

Quick tempered, picky, & cruel

Taurus: Lady Tremaine

Calm, untruthful, & unreliabe

Gemini: Ursula 

Manipulative, cunning & only has her own interest in mind

Cancer: Maleficent

Hurt, resentful, & vengeful

Leo: Gaston

Slef-obsessed, clueless, & show-offish

Virgo:  Hades

Resentful, hot-headed & sarcastic

Libra: The Queen of Hearts

Childish, diva, & high expectations

Scorpio: Jafar

Tactical, power-hungry, & jealous

Sagittarius: Yzma

Bitter, quick to judge & unplanned actions

Capricorn: Shere Khan

Powerful, vicious, & conceited

Aquarius: Scar

Independent, unfaithful, & indecisive

Pisces: Mother Gothel

Protective, obsessive & secretive

-sophia librattarius 


Last summer Bandai released the Samurai Taisho Darth Vader, a gorgeous action figure depicting the iconic Sith Lord as a fearsome samurai dressed in full battle armor. Now they’ve announce a few equally awesome additions to their line of Feudal Japan-style Star Wars Movie Realization figures, including one of the Emperor’s Royal Guard and a Sandtrooper.

For the Movie Realization series they’re known as the Akazonae Royal Guard and Teppou Ashigaru Sandtrooper. Both figures are covered in outstanding details and come with interchangeable hands and sets of weapons. They look incredible posed beside the Samurai Taisho Darth Vader figure:

The Star Wars Movie Realization Akazonae Royal Guard comes out in March 2016 and the Star Wars Teppo Ashigaru Sandtrooper Meisho Movie Realization Action Figure comes out in May 2016. Click here for more photos.

It looks like they’ve got plans to release a Japanese feudal period Boba Fett figure as well:

[via RocketNews24 and Nerd Approved]