Vicky-Pollard

summary of britain :

-elaine the pain
-dave just saved money on his car insurance and now he feels epic
-carpet right
-woolies
-dfs sales
-raven
-the “I like old movies,” match.com couple
-sick one m8
-wanker
-losing ur nandos virginity
-bogies!!!
-such fun
-vicky pollard
-greggs amirite??????
-top notch banter
-there ain’t no party like an sclub party
-feeling out of place wearing trackies in waitrose
-lad points
-should’ve gone to specsavers
-jezza kyle (ledge)
-webuyanycar.com
-the isle of fernandos
-d of fucking e