Seventeen as cheesy pickup lines

S.coups: Are you a campfire, because you’re hot, and I want s’more.

Jeonghan: What time do you have to be back in Heaven?

Joshua: When God made you, he was just showing off.

Jun: How much were your jeans? Because they would be 100% off at my house.

Hoshi: Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

Wonwoo: You look like trash, can I take you out?

Woozi: Looks like you dropped something… My jaw.

DK: If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, I’d have the whole sky in my hand.

Mingyu: You know what material this is? [Grabs his shirt] Boyfriend material.

The8: There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off of you.

Seungkwan: See these keys? Can I have the one to your heart?

Vernon: Your dad must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

Dino: Let me tie your shoes, I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Aujourd'hui je me suis verni les ongles. Ça m'a fait envie, j'ai voulu essayer, voilà. On voit pas bien, mais c'est du vert paillettes, avec un accent nail bleu paillettes. C'étaient les couleurs de mon t-shirt Zelda temple de l'eau. Je suis allé bosser comme ça.

On m'a dit : “euh… tes ongles, on en parle ?”

On m'a dit : “t'as perdu un pari ou quoi ?”

On m'a dit : “j'vais plus pouvoir te respecter maintenant”, sur le ton de la blague.

On m'a dit : “bonjour Madame, euuuuh Monsieur pardon”, pour pas changer.

On m'a dit : “…”

Et moi ça m'a plu, j'en remettrai ptet’ à l'occasion. C'était une expérience intéressante.


Mint and gold stamping nail art by Simona
Via Flickr

                                                                                                       *press sample

Zoya Mallory from the Urban Grunge Cream Collection for fall 2016 is a bright and heavy pigmented blue. I always like to use two coats for an even application but I could have gotten away with one coat.  


Blue and yellow nailart by Simona
Via Flickr