Veridian-Dynamics

Veronica: I know what you’re going through. When my little sister came along, I was very jealous. That feeling never went away—even when she was older and I put testosterone in her orange juice, so she became hairy and unlovable and got kicked off the gymnastics team for doping.

Ted: Oh, my God!

Veronica: I was not a perfect child, Ted. My parents only had so much love, and I got it, and Monkey Girl didn’t. Anyway, don’t be like that.
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Better Off Ted

Veronica Palmer: Best Big Sister Ever Y/Y?

Veridian Dynamics. We're the future of food.

Developing the next generation of food, and food like products.

Tomatoes.

The size of this baby.

Lemon flavoured fish.

Chickens that lay sixteen eggs a days, which is a lot for a chicken.

Organic vegetables chock full of antidepressants.

At Veridian Dynamics, we can even make radishes so spicy, that people can’t eat them. But we’re not, because people can’t eat them. 

Veridian Dynamics. Food. Yum.