Justin Timberlake on SNL is a dancing block of tofu promoting veganism?! It’s CRAZY because veganism isn’t the complete butt of the joke–we’re just PART of the butt of the joke! PROGRESS.
It’s nuts to see vegans portrayed as not total assholes on network TV – are we in the twilight zone? Is there a gremlin on the wing of the plane? What is happening?! And the fact that the sketch ended on a positive note about veganism–I don’t know; that was very dope. I’m not super sure how hilarious it was–was it hilarious??–but it was pretty fucking awesome for the animals. BRING IT DOWN TO VEGANVILLE.
(Sarah E. Brown–there’s even a spirulina reference!!)
Chic- Le Freak Have you heard about the new health craze. Meatless burger with Tofu Mayonnaise Just ditch the [biscuit] go vegetarian Hey, eat some Kale, it’s so much fun. Ah, veg out.
No meat, c’est chic
Veg out. Ahhh – and Bring It On Down To Veganville
Vanilla Ice- Ice Ice Baby
Yo. V.E.G. Alright stop. Vegetarian Nation. We got the cure for constant constipation — fiber. It’s a dope ingredient. The thing you want to make your bowels expedient. Brown, rice, baby. On, On Brown, rice, baby. On, On Ahhh – and Bring It On Down To Veganville
Rhianna- We Found Love Yellow Quinoa in the light, now we’re standing side by side.
As your shadow crosses mine. What it takes to come alive.
We found love in a meatless place We found love in a meatless place
Dance break, I wish I had some glow sticks.
Billy Idol- Dancing With Myself
On the floor of Tokyo Or down in London town to go, go With the veggie selection and And the mirror’s reflection I was thinking about my hea-hea-hea-ho Thinking about my health (Come on) Thinking about my health (Come on)
Ahhh – Bring It On Down To Veganville
Trinidad James- All Gold Everything
Huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hah! James. Legumes all on my plate, spirulina all in my shake, no eggs all in my cake. You don’t believe it tastes great. Veggie, veggie, veggie! Don’t believe it tastes great. Huh. Don’t believe it tastes great. Veggie, veggie, veggie! Don’t believe it tastes great.