Vals-things

Imagine Tony’s face the first time he opens one of Iron Man’s fan letter. Imagine him still reeling from the aftermath of his public coming-out–with Pepper and Coulson and SHIELD and the board and pretty much everyone being pissed at him– and after a long, long day, Tony opens this letter and finds a crude drawing of his suit with a shaky, misspelled You’re my favourite hero, Mr Stark and he just- stares at it with this expression of utter wonder, traces the letters in silent awe, feels this rush of warmth and affection and happiness that settles in a soft smile on his lips.

you have no idea how incredibly reckless i would be if i didnt spend all my time stopping my best friend from being incredibly reckless
Exquisite, spontaneous things happen when there is no time to grab your phone. The best moments of my life have been too fragile, too fleeting, too magical to even try to document them with a camera. And I wish you a lifetime of moments too beautiful to capture on film.
—  Taylor Swift, on the lessons that empowered her. (Glamour, 2015)
A joke inevitably in every modern sitcom
  • Curmudgeonly older main character: Hello, would you like some coffee?
  • Millenial: (on phone, texting and/or taking a selfie) Yea, I'll have a mocha half-caf soy tie-dye frappalappadapacino.
  • Curmudgeonly older main character: I said COFFEE, damnit!
  • (canned laughter, uproarious applause)