Vague Horoscopes (April 10th, 2017)
  • *Mercury has just gone into Retrograde
  • Aries: Your reactions aren't to be shamed.
  • Taurus: Our minds wander and we ask ourselves "What should I spend my energy on?"
  • Gemini: Your self worth has not changed. You're still the same beautiful person you were yesterday.
  • Cancer: It is easy to avoid your problems, to disappear into a dream. But, that doesn't mean it's healthy.
  • Leo: The words of others hurt more than ever.
  • Virgo: These wounds aren't imaginary. But are the ways your healing them healthy?
  • Libra: We look into the mirror to see a sea in our own eyes, remember not to let them make you blind.
  • Scorpio: We cause our own stress by over-analyzing.
  • Sagittarius: Our days feel like whip-lash. One moment we laugh, and the next we're stopped in our tracks.
  • Capricorn: Our darkest thoughts come to life, in stress that is infinite in these times.
  • Aquarius: We are rich in denial, and others cannot understand this.
  • Pisces: Do not lose yourself to these broken times. The hurt ends in dreams, but healing comes better in actions, it seems.
Vague Horoscopes (April 8th, 2017)
  • Aries: Rebellion isn't always necessary. It doesn't always hurt, either.
  • Taurus: Love what you do, and others will follow suit.
  • Gemini: War on the home front.
  • Cancer: Even the honest words we speak can cause negative and positive situations.
  • Leo: Save gluttony for another day.
  • Virgo: Regret ensues. The choice you have made will bring good things, even if it may take time for them to appear.
  • Libra: The lump in your throat threatens to throw you off balance.
  • Scorpio: Who are you committing to? They hold your thoughts, but who holds who's hearts?
  • Sagittarius: The calm you possess in the middle of a storm is mildly unsettling.
  • Capricorn: It feels as though lust holds more cards than love.
  • Aquarius: On a rare occasion, a physical bond may bring about an emotional connection.
  • Pisces: You will heal from today's wounds.

Pro tip if you’re writing something and you’re willing to put hours of research into weaponry, the time period, technology, etc, and not willing to put the same effort into learning about relevant social issues that affect the characters in your story, I have no time for you or your offensive bullshit and your excuses about ‘not knowing better’. We live in the information age. Google it.