Sub-Zero making tea for Scorpion is my favorite thing from the entire story mode of Mortal Kombat X to be completely honest.

Hans: “Merry Christmas, sweetheart.

Anna: "Merry Christmas you great, big, wonderful, adorable husband you! Do you love me?”

Hans: “Mhm-hm.”

Anna: “How much?”

Hans: “A lot. But not enough to tell you what your Christmas present is.”

Anna: “Now what makes you think that’s what I wanted to know! And what is it?!”

hannaficdump I’m your Secret Santa! Enjoy and Happy Holidays<3

Bonus: There’s a hidden Mickey! :)

Me: *wishes somebody would notice I’m upset*

Somebody: hey are u OK?

Me: yes yes I’m absolutely okay why would you ask such a thing I am ✔💯💯👌👍 perfectly okay I promise yes very good indeed my good friend nothing wrong here

Marichat Text Conversation

Okay so im in a group chat with friends and wasnt paying attention when i went back i read it and i couldnt help it for no reason it just fit so well 

just to be clear i have only changed the names here (for obvious reasons) but the messages are exactly the same

Chat: hello

thats okay ill just talk to myself

hi Chat

Mari: Haha hello

Chat: hello Chat

Mari: Just watching a movie

Chat: excuse me Mari your interrupting my conversation with myself

how are you Chat

I’m very well, yourself?

Mari: XD wow

Chat: quite good

thats very good Chat very good indeed

yes it is rather isn’t it

Mari: You’re ignoring me I feel offended

Chat: the little one feels offended Chat

does it?, how quaint

ye it is rather

hmm perhaps we should acknowledge its presence

perhaps but, and this is just brainstorming, we could also … not

yes that does seem much nicer doesn’t it

yes yes it does

but, and no offence intended Chat, talking to oneself is rather boring on occasion

offence sir! much offence indeed!

now please Chat don’t over react

over react how dare you, i am completely calm, it is you who is the fool here

me the fool, well i never

oh indeed sir you are the fool

if i am the fool sir that makes you the imbecile

oh resorting to name calling are we, a little petty don’t you think

petty? i am nothing of the sort, you on the other hand are a self indulging egotist with an obvious god complex as shown by this conversation

you do of course realise we are the same person meaning you are also a self indulging egotist with an obvious god complex

… touche


Mari come back

i got in a fight with myself

turns out I’m an arsehole

Mari come back please…



Papyrus sat. 

"Good boy, now lie down …" 

After a moment of apparent confusion (or perhaps just extended joy from being praised a moment before), Papyrus obeyed. He received a tomato slice and some petting to reinforce the fact that he was, indeed, a very good boy. Yes, yes he was! He was the best boy! 

"Now, Sans …" 

Sans didn’t respond. 

"Sans, pay attention." 

Sans’ tail moved slightly. Nothing else happened. There was a sigh. 

"Stay over there, Papyrus. Stay.” The command was repeated to make sure it was heard separately from the rest. Papyrus’s tail wagged. It looked like he was going to stay. 


Sans tilted his head slightly. 

"Sans, respond." 

Sans did not respond. 

"Sans, I have a spray bottle." 


Another sigh. "Papyrus, come!" 

Papyrus came. He was lifted up. While being away from the ground made his legs feel kind of panicky, he didn’t resist. He knew he was safe! 

… but Sans didn’t. 

"Sans, get up." 

Sans got up reluctantly. His head was turned in the general direction of his brother. 

"Sans, sit. Good– Nonono, bad Sans, don’t lie down. I said sit, not-” Yet another sigh. 

Footsteps moved away, and Sans frantically tried to follow the movement with his head. He started to get up, but stopped, unsure if he was supposed to be staying or following. 

“Sans, come." 

He tried, but without a continuous sound it was hard to zero in on where exactly he was supposed to be going. 

"Over here, Sans. Come on." 

Ah, there it was. He had gone right past … Oh no, was that bad? Was he going to get the spray bottle? 

"There you go! Good Sans." 

He had done it! He was a good boy, too, like Papyrus! Where was Papyrus? Papyrus was set down next to him. Sans nuzzled him, happy that he was back where he could find him. 

Wait, was that a tomato? Usually only Papyrus got tomatoes … He waited for Papyrus to eat it, but scent and sound indicated that he was already eating one. So, that meant … No way. Sans was a good boy, and he got a treat? 

He tried to find the hand that held things, intending to nose it in thanks, but couldn’t feel it anywhere nearby, though he could tell its owner hadn’t left. Huh. Guess nosing wasn’t wanted … Ah, well, at least he got a treat! 

A sigh. A mutter. "Sans, what am I going to do with you …” The voice sounded not happy. 

It didn’t sound mad either, though, so Sans wouldn’t worry about it. Papyrus was the one who made happiness come back.

anonymous asked:

That's good, soup might be easier to handle than more solid things if you're not feeling that hungry. The fact that you're still trying to eat it is very good indeed.

Yes, I’m - I haven’t managed a lot of it, though.