Imagine Stopping Civil War Before It Started
For My Followers (I know I’ve been gone I’m sorry)
This is part of a new imagine series called Keeping Up With The Avengers
“Are you guys sure you want to do this?” you ask and wring your hands. The Avengers agreed to a press conference about the Sokovia Accords a day after they were proposed.
“Yes, we need to face what the public thinks,” Steve replies stiffly. It’s a day before Peggy’s funeral so he’s not doing so well.
“Well alright,” you mutter and fix his tie. “I have all you clothes ready if the rest of you would care to get dressed.” You send a pointed glare to the other lounging members of the team and they all groan before shuffling off to their rooms.
Your jobs is basically the Avengers supernanny. You cook, clean, organize schedules, mend clothes, shop for groceries, and run a series of social media accounts all named Keeping Up With The Avengers. You used to work in the tower but after Sokovia Steve and Tony played Rock Paper Scissors to see where you stayed, Steve won.
“I swear my job is never done,” you grumbles and Steve pats you on the shoulder.
“Hey (Y/N) you didn’t lay out a tie,” Pietro calls and dashes into the common room with a suit on. You insisted everyone dressed formally to maintain a professional appearance.
“Oh right sorry hon I got one to match my dress,” you say and pull it from your purse. It’s (Y/FC) in the exact shade of your dress. Pietro speeds over and kisses you sweetly before running off to finish his outfit. Pietro and you have been dating since Sokovia.
One by one the team filters in and you add the finishing touches to each of their outfits. A short quinjet ride to New York and an hour of camera and sounds checks later the conference is about to start.
“Alright everyone stay respectful and kind. Remember bring up the Stark Relief Foundation as much as possible,” you advise. “Also smile and have fun!”
Each team members gives you a hug before going on stage and thanks you. Pietro gives you a little more than a hug which makes your head spin.
“How do the Avengers feel about the destruction in New York?!”
“Does Thor care about the destruction in Greenwich?!”
“Are the Avengers going to take responsibility for what happened in Sokovia?!”
The questions were all answered calmly by members of the team while you fumed behind the scenes. How dare these people criticize them? After all they’ve done!
“The Avengers should be in prison!”
The last comment made you snap and stomp on stage in your (Y/F/C) dress and black heels. You grab the microphone from the hands of your boyfriend ad take center stage.
“Enough!” The press immediately goes silent and you smile in a polite and rude way.
“Who is this?” The question is unasked but you answer regardless.
“Hi to those of you who don’t know me I’m (Y/N) (Y/L/N) and I’m the Avengers…housekeeper. Basically I cook, clean, sew, drive, shop, and organize their schedules for them. All in all I’m the super heroes supernanny. And to those of you who do know me from varying social media I bet you can guess what I’m gonna say next.”
You suck in a deep breath and plant your free hand on your hip.
“How dare you! How dare you stand here and judge them? How dare you blame them for what’s happened? I don’t see any of you stepping up to the plate to protect this world from aliens!”
A few guilty looks pass across the faces of the reporters and the politicians which makes you grin.
“Let’s for a moment try to imagine what would have happened if the Avengers weren’t there to help when aliens attacked New York…Loki rules the world, billions die and the survivors have to live under him. Doesn’t sound fun does it? Now the Avengers didn’t have to take responsibility at all for the destruction but they did in the form of the Stark Relief Foundation and personally helping clean up in New York!”
“Alright next scenario Thor isn’t here to help when the dark elves attack…the entire universe not just earth succumbs to literal darkness! Guess what the Avengers helped clean up there too!”
“Alright last scenario Sokovia. Now I will admit Tony did create Ultron but he did it with the best intentions. He wanted to protect the world from alien invasion permanently but it like most experiments it failed on the first try. Tony didn’t have to but he took full responsibility and he hunted Ultron down and stopped him. The Avengers got every civilian off Sokovia before they blew it up which had to be done because guess what? If Sokovia fell from that height it would have caused an apocalypse! And once again the Avengers helped clean up!”
“So I stand here asking you what the actual hell do you think you’re doing! The Sokovia Accords are not going to help! The Avengers need to operate independently in order to keep everyone safe without bias and at the drop of a hat. The Avengers don’t have time to wait for permission and certainly don’t have time for politics when they are trying to save the world! Also guess what? The World Security council sent a bomb to New York to blow up the entire city and the only reason Manhattan isn’t gone is because of Tony Stark!”
The last bit of information makes everyone gasp and you smirk.
“In the end what I’m saying is that I’m calling bullshit on the Accords! You don’t deserve the Avengers!”
The crowd starts to murmur before looking up and cheering for me. I grin widely and look to Tony who looks on the edge of tears and Steve who looks proud. Pietro is smirking and sends you a flirty wink.
“One more thing while I have all this adrenaline and courage-twenty seconds of insane courage right? Well more like twenty minutes. Anyway Tony I’m pregnant so I need maternity leave and Pietro I bet you didn’t see that coming.”
With that you hold up the mic and drop it down before stalking off stage like a boss.
The Civil War was stopped before it even started.