Umi-neko

I accidentally had an out of body experience while attempting to make a joke about receipts people will have on me when Im older so like. I said “When Im 70 somebody will ask me about. My tattoo and It’ll be like ” *proceeds to do a kick up to my ears, throw my body, and for a moment loose all control of my body and person* “DID SOMEBODY MENTION UMI//.NEKO” and anyways my legs gave out and I lost all volume control and semblance of self and shouted it at 2 am and it turns out I accidentally dumped the true amount I care instead of joking about how much I care and I had to lie down and laugh cry. Im glad I had witnesses.