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Airport Battle CACW

I rewatched the airport battle scene and counted up total damages Team Cap did to the Leipzig Airport (in chronological order because I’m cool!! XD). And an additional note, THAT WAS ALL GERMAN PROPERTY! Team Cap came in and trashed an international airport probably resulting in billions of damage costs! Tony came to negotiate and this is what Team Cap did (TO A FUCKING AIRPORT). And I actually care about laws, unlike Steve.

- Wanda dropped at least 15 civilians’ cars onto solid asphalt from about 7 stories high and those cars crashed through the steel bar/gate barriers

- Sam destroyed a help desk inside the terminal

- Steve and Scott helped each other enlarge that “water truck” and it smashed against the concrete and exploded

- Wanda used her magic to throw 2 trucks and something else (it looked like a concrete block or a ramp thing) at Peter

- Wanda used her magic to throw T’Challa into a jetway (severely denting it)

- Steve dropped an entire jetway onto Peter and used his shied to break a support pole

- Scott kicked a bus at T’Challa and Vision (the bus smashed into another truck and a car, also destroying them)

- Scott tore of the wing of an airplane

- Scott kicked two carts full of wooden boxes (probably cargo)

- Scott stepped on a truck

- Scott slapped Rhodey onto a jetway (denting it)

- Scott picked up the entire jetway and swung it at Rhodey, crushing it in the process

- Scott stepped on another truck

- Scott threw Peter onto a pile of wooden boxes (more cargo?)

- Steve and Bucky stole the jet thing and escaped (THAT IS AIRPORT PROPERTY)

- Scott smashed his arm onto the partly destroyed airplane

There’s way more, but that was all I got for now.


Now lets calculate this shit out.

15 cars Wanda dropped- The average cost of a car in 2016 is about $33,560. Now $33,560 times 15 is $503,400 (note that Wanda might have dropped more than 15 cars.

Airport help desk that Sam smashed (including merchandise in the desk)-I dunno how much a help desk is worth but I’ll add $1100 more onto the total costs (I’m being generous, do you have any idea how much window repairs cost)

2 trucks that Wanda thew at Peter-  average cost of a truck in 2016? About $39,000 or so. $39,000 times 2 is $78,000.

Truck Scott and Steve enlarged and exploded- Add $39,000 to damage costs.

Jetway that Wanda threw T’Challa in- This is the same jetway that Scott destroys later so it won’t be counted here.

Jetway Steve dropped on Peter plus the support pole he snapped- One jetway costs about $300,000. Support pole damage add $1000.

Bus that Scott kicked at T’Challa and Vision (the bus smashed into another truck and a car, also destroying them)- Buses costs about from $300,000 to $600,000 each so we’ll just add $500,000. Plus another $33,560 and $39,000 for the car and truck.

Airplane Scott pretty much irreplaceably damaged- One standard commercial  airplane costs between $51,000,000 to $87,000,000. Lets add $70,000,000 to the total damage costs. 

Wooden boxes of cargo- Who knows whats in there? Could be expensive stuff or vegetables. I’m gonna add another $2000 for cargo and box damage. (again, being generous. There were at least 20 wooden boxes)

Truck Scott steps on- add $39,000.

Jetway Scott swung at Rhodey- add $300,000

Another truck Scott steps on- add $39,000.

More cargo- less boxes were destroyed this time though, so we’ll add $1000 more 

Jet that Steve and Bucky stole- technically it wasn’t destroyed so we won’t add any damage costs, but for your information, that’s a felony. 

Scott add more damage to already destroyed plane- It’s destroyed already.

LETS ADD IT UP

$503,400 + $1100 + $78,000 + $39,000 + $300,000 + $1000 +$500,000 + $33,560 + $39,000 + $70,000,000 + $2000 + $39,000 + $1000

EQUALS
$71,537,060 give or take several million bucks (because I was generous) 

Now let’s think a little more. Team Cap has literally no way of paying for all this damage. They are fugitives and if the pool up all their bank savings can maybe cover a third of the costs. 

Now guess who would feel responsible and pay off the the damage even though HE CAME TO NEGOTIATE AND NOT FIGHT?

That’s right, Tony Stark. 

He doesn’t even have to, but Tony would shoulder all the costs for his SHITTY TEAMMATES THAT DON’T GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT HIM. 

(note: I may have gotten some of the costs wrong but you get the point)

(another note: This is just the Leipzig airport. I’m not gonna even think of the damage costs in Bucharest when Steve purposely collapsed a tunnel, hijacked a car, and endangered dozens of civilians. Or in Berlin when Steve had attacked and severely injured several of members of the German police and military and illegally trespassed in German territory. Or in Johannesburg when Wanda purposely used her magic to manipulated Bruce and set the Hulk onto heavily populated city streets. Or the disaster in Lagos. Or Wanda’s involvement in the creation of Ultron that lead the the tragedy in Sokovia.) 

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pony and his gf’s wisdom teeth removal - headcanons

requested by 2 anons! - hope u like them!

  • u come out of surgery and he’s like
    • “heyyy how r u feeling? :)”
  • and u greet him w nothing but roasts
    • “awwwwww ponyyyyyyyy ily”
    • “pony-kid”
    • “horsechild”
    • “love my love”
    • “loVE of my LOVE
    • “what were ur parents thinking”
    • “it started normal and then it really just went downhill huh”
    • “you say original, i say just plain cruel”
    • “like i just don’t understand how people could be so mean to a baby”
    • “i mean……look at u….. ur cute and decent….just….why ‘ponyboy’”
    • “who had the breakdown”
    • “and why is ur brother named darrel”
    • “might as well have called him milkshake or something”
    • “milkshake curtis”
    • “I’m gonna start calling dairy (darry) that now”
  • he looks to the doctor and he’s like
    • “ok so when will this stuff wear off???”
    • “why is she bleeding so much??”
    • “is her face ok”
  • pony cant fuckin drive so
    • he’s there for moral support <3
    • darry is ofc the one to drive
  • but when they get @ the Curtis house,
    • “pony r u sure u got this”
    • “omg yeah for sure im sure we’ll be fine”
    • “ok well i gotta go food shopping. steve has off today and if he isn’t hangin around soda u can call him over to help”
    • “steve”
    • “yeah ste-“
    • “i woNT NEED HELP FROM HIM”
  • im tellin u its been like 9 minutes and pony calls steve at the DX (he won’t pick up his house phone bc he’s at the DX hangin round soda) & he’s literally hyperventilating that blood is everywhere
    • soda picks up the phone first lmao
    • “STEVE I NEED HELP”
    • “never thought i’d hear u say that”
    • “SODA WTF GIVE THE PHONE TO STEVE UR NOT HELPING”
    • “wtf do u want pony” (steve)
    • and tbh you’re knocking shit over and tripping over yourself before u end up spitting ur gauze at pony while he’s on the phone??
    • “OH GOD ITS ON ME”
    • “pony wtf are u talking about”
    • pony practically whispers into phone bc he’s about to have a breakdown
    • “she just won’t stop knocking over things”
    • * huGE crash from the living room*
    • “ok well pony…….im…..busy…….”
  • darry eventually comes back after 20 minutes bc he forgot his wallet
    • and he opens the front door to see but nothing but a wrecked living which makes him vv concerned (like omg did they get robbed)
    • but then he follows the sound of crying which leads to soda and pony’s room
    • he opens the door and there u guys are
  • darry thought it was just u sobbing
    • but it turns out that pony’s cryin with u
    • like u are v emotional and u keep falling asleep in the middle of sobbing
    • and pony just doesnt know how to handle it??? so he cries
    • there are tissUES EVERYWHERE
    • and melted ice cream sitting in a bowl
  • darry’s just “OK WHY R U CRYING”
    • and u lose it??
    • “GOD IM SORRY I FAILED U MILKSHAKE”
    • “I MADE FUN OF PONY’S NAME IM AN AWFUL PERSON I KNOW”
    • ”milkshake??? but pony why are yOu crying??”
    • “IM CRYING BECAUSE I FEEL BAD”
    • “SHE DOESNT juST DOESNT DESERVE THIS”
    • “PONY, SHE NEEDED TO GET HER WISDOM TEETH OUT”
    • “BUT LOOK AT HER SHES MISERABLE”
    • they both look over at u, but this bitch is literally knocked tf out and drooling peacefully
  • darry will never let pony live this down js
dating anthony headcanons

PET !! NAMES !!

  • he would call you a different pet name every day
  • like sweetie, honey, love, babe, and stuff like that
  • sometimes you would ironically call each other things like sweet cheeks or smth
  • just ridiculous pet names !! but mostly really cute

he would spoil the shit out of u

  • like he would get you everything you want like u want shoes ?? ha he’s gonna get them
  • or you wanna go to a concert or something ?? he’s taking you and there’s nothing you can do about it

cuddles !! he would always want to cuddle you

  • like it doesnt matter if both of you are really busy 
  • hes gonna find a way to cuddle and still get shit done
  • because hes lowkey very clingy

he would insist on cooking something together all the time

  • “c’mon lets bake cookies!!! or make a cake!! lets make pancakes!!”
  • “anthony if you make a mess im gonna kick u out”
  • “who do u think i am i would never” *throws an egg at you*
  • but you like cooking with him anyway bc its always really fun

he would break into a song as if this was high school musical

  • mostly with stuff like you could say “how does-”
  • and hes being a nerd like “a bastard, orphan…”
  • which sometimes is annoying but its mostly really cute

he doesnt know how to take a compliment 

  • “anthony youre cute”
  • “whos anthony”
  • he would be a blushing mess and start mumbling and just,,, hes a mess
  • “ha im not cute i mean theres people cuter than me right ha what”

when he compliments you its a different story

  • you would be like drinking tea and be like “yikes this is hot”
  • and hes like “like you”
  • and you would look at him and see him smirking and just really proud of himself for that
  • its adorable honestly

i wanna date anthony ramos.

Romantic Frustration | Jaehyun

Originally posted by markleesdoft

  • Right so, you’d be lying somewhere with Jae,
  • prolly watching tv or smth, nd it would just happen naturally u kno
  • like there would be no thinking to it it would just happen nd be v natural
  • Oaky so if ur sitting side by side then u would either be snuggled into his side w his arm around u (although I can’t really imagine this happening rEAlly often, just now nd again) 
  • OR 
  • One of u would have ur head in the others lap w their hand gently running through ur hair like awwwww how cute nd soothing
  • nd then u’d prolly fall asleep 
  • bc lbr his thighs would also make an amazing pillow hehehe
  • If u weren’t side by side, u would definitely be lying next to each other like,,, horizontally
  • If u were spooning he’d wrap his arms tight around u nd like the way u seemed rly tiny in his arms
  • bc it lowkey boosted his ego bc dam u r so smol
  • nd he is not in comparison nd he can keep u safe nd warm
  • O yes, warmth
  • lying like this w Jae would be SO WARm
  • but not overly so
  • Like it would be the nice soft temperature that u tend to have when u wake up so it’d be rly nice !!
  • AnYways if u were spooning he would most likely be the big spoon
  • nd sometimes u would grind against his crotch either just trying 2 get comfy or bc u were up for a bit of tomfoolery ;););)
  • bc lbr lad ur prolly just as freaky as he is hehehe
  • yo nd if he’s up for it hehe u wld just feel those sinful hips of his smhhhhhh
  • lbr tho i’m not een smh
  • or he would start pressing soft kisses to ur neck
  • so like if that happened I can imagine this going either of two ways
  • 1 - he would flip u over so u were under him nd then he’d kiss u so sensually that it would have u melting (but we’ll discuss this later)) 
  • OR 2 - he would pull u on top of him so u were straddling him nd then u take charge nd r v in control so tbh nd he would find it sO ATtractive like it’d b a majOR turn on
  • he’s either dom or sub for makeout sessions it really depends on his mood nd how tired he is ofc
  • In terms of cuddling, 
  • still omw zahra get a move on chop chop,
  • on the days when he was exhausted he’d either pull u into him nd just hold u against his chest letting u snuggle nd just feel comfort in his embrace
  • oR HE WOULD LOWKEY LIE ON U ND SNUGGLE INTO UR CHEST
  • BC HE FINDS U SO COMFY ND SOFT ND WARM ND HE JUST LOVES IT ND GETTING TO HOLD ONTO U OAKY
  • HE WONT ADMIT IT BUT IT’D PROLLY BE ONE OF HIS FAVE WAYS TO CUDDLE W U
  • Oaky so now it’s time for the kisses hehehe,,,,
  • hehe boI he either goes hard or goes home rite but u r his home tho so awwww
  • AnyWAys I can’t see him giving pecks on the lips all that often??
  • Like pecks r mainly for if ur out nd abt or around the other members
  • nd u gotta keep it PG
  • so they’d mainly b on the top of ur head or on ur cheek or maybe on the tip of ur nose depending on how cutesy he’s feeling
  • depending on how desperate he’s feeling he may start giving u slight pecks on the lips
  • but then he’d forget that oboi there r other ppl here
  • nd all of a sudden he’d pull out hehe some move or smth w his tongue idk nd it’d make u moan 
  • nd there would just be crIES of complaints bc odeer the poor dreamies
  • lemme tell u tho,
  • when ur not around the members it would either b really slow nd sensual nd soft
  • or really needy nd fast paced nd just pure lust
  • so the sensual ones would prolly happen when he’s just filled w overwhelming love for u
  • like he’ll just b like “wow this lad is so gr888!!!!! I actually lvoe”
  • U could be doing something u really like or just sitting nd he’d suddenly come even closer not that that would b possible tho he’s clingy af
  • nd he would just softly tilt ur head toward him
  • nd he’d lean down slowly
  • nd graze his lips across urs a few times
  • bc even soft jae is a tease smh
  • nd then when u did a lil whine bc dam can he just kiss u already,, he’d gently place his lips onto urs fitting them together softly
  • he would apply the smallest amount of pressure, 
  • pursing his lips a lil a few times gently until he found the right pressure nd decided exactly what pace he wanted to go w
  • Once he did he’d like keep it chaste for a minute or less bc cmon it’s Jung Jaehyun he’s not one for chaste kisses ;););)
  • but he’d prolly do it to keep teasing u too smh
  • Although then he’d b so overcome w love nd softness he’d get that nastieeee tongue out nd swipe if across ur bottom lip a few times
  • bUT IT WOULD BE SO DELICATE BC HE WANTS TO KEEP THIS GOING AS LONG AS HE CAN SO YH THAT MEANS CONTINUING TO BE A FCKIN T EASE
  • anyways once he finally decides to open his v v v sinful mouth :’)))))
  • bOiiIIiiiiiiIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lemme tell u the butterflies would b going crazy like I’m not een lying oaky
  • they b goin wilddddddttttttttttttttt
  • his mouth would just b so warm nd it wouldn’t b sloppy either
  • like sHit lad knos what he’s doing oaky
  • he knows what u lik nd what he like
  • nd bc it’s still sensual u can just tell how much he loves u from it
  • nd it makes u lowkey wanna cri bc wow look @ this amazing human Bean nd he loves u????
  • Wowowowwowow nd u get to love him w all ur Hort?
  • Amazing.
  • Tbh when he wasn’t bein all sensual nd sappi he’d prolly love to push u up against smth like idk
  • I just c him finding it real hot nd I think being able to ‘cage’ u in wld be a massive turn on for him???
  • dom jae would be making an appearance
  • Like if it was in a dark corridor or up against the van I think he’d lowkey highkey like the thrill of possible being caught by someone u kno?
  • But obvs u never do get caught bc u both have a concept of sAfety
  • Tbh tho he’d definitely be up for lip bites,,,
  • like he’d prolly bite urs but it would be sO soft nd tiny sometimes u can miss them
  • but bOI U KNO THEY’RE THERE
  • he’d definitely appreciate a soft lip bite here nd there tho like 😏
  • it would prolly illicit the most. beautiful. moan from him
  • like wE all heard that slight moan shit he was pullin in Firetruck,,,
  • So CAN U IMAGINE
  • tbh I won’t bc I’m too tired for all this playin smh 
  • either way tho jae’s kisses wld leave u breathless as all h*ck nd wanting more bc he’s got this addictive taste nd feeling that u crave more of after one kiss :)))
  • anyways idk how 2 end this bc it wasn’t een meant 2 be this long jae aint een my bias

This is for the biggest softest Jae hoe I know, @yoonohsdimples - I hope u like it lad ❤️️

friends to lovers!au ❁ svt jun

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Request: can i request friends to lovers with jun? thank you

I wasn’t sure if you wanted this as a scenario or an au so I did an au instead! If this isn’t what you wanted, I can rewrite it for you as a scenario (jun loses his chill somewhere in this au omg) (:

Originally posted by zeropathy


  • your mother introduced you to jun while his mother introduced him to you at the age of ten
  • both of you weren’t comfortable with each other at first, it was kind of really awkward
  • neither of you spoke to each other, but jun played the piano for you a lot so he could practice and you wouldn’t be bored being alone
  • the first time you guys had a real conversation was when you both were twelve
  • INCREDIBLE i know, how could u not yet have an actual conversation with someone you’ve known for two years
  • well
  • u both managed to do just that
  • ALSO you know what being 12 years old means
  • UR MOTHER SIGNED U UP FOR CLUBS
  • a judo club, really. you had no idea what the hell was going on and you just saw a tall man’s naked cHEST oh my god what the fukc can he please put his uniform on PROPERLU
  • junhui’s mother signed him up for wushu
  • which kind of sucks cause like
  • less time hanging out with ur best buddy
  • but it’s okay in the end because now you can use judo for self defense and jun can probably kick someone’s ass
  • going to school together was also really fun
  • you two both rode bikes to school and back
  • the kids in your class thought you two were dating but ?? no ?? have u ever heard of cooties??, gross
  • plus you two are only twelve the kids can chill
  • fast forward to when u two are fourteen years old (rebellious stage as some ppl call it)
  • jun joined the same clubs you did at school even though sometimes those clubs sometimes clashed with his piano and wushu lessons
  • “jun are you sure you want to join informational technology with me?”
  • “UHM yes. i want to learn about computers too, leave me be.”
  • “i’m taking care of the library for volunteer hours. don’t you have piano lessons today?”
  • “there’s a recital tonight. i’d rather hang out with you than play jazz music for gross adults.”
  • jun’s mother came into the library right after that
  • she got pissed when she heard what he said LOL HE’S SCREWED
  • once jun hit puberty he got HELla sassy
  • even u couldnt handle it
  • when you were practicing your judo with jun he got obnoxious and kept talkin g bULLSHIT
  • so u performed an uchi mata on him
  • he was on the floor for seven minutes
  • “keep ur mouth shut little boy”
  • “…u hit me in the balls … . ..”
  • you threw an icepack at him after a few minutes
  • “talk shit. get hit.”
  • his voice changed, wasn’t rlly a surprise to both of u since it wasn’t noticeable at first but it became gradually lower as the weeks flew by
  • he got tall
  • REALLY TALL
  • ur both sixteen now and fukc what thef uck jun can u please shrink a little
  • (depending on reader size, difference isn’t much OR IS VERY MUCH)
  • jun quit piano. he was a bit too advanced for his teachers and he got bored; they didn’t give him difficult enough shit to play
  • he still practiced wushu, but didn’t go to those lessons anymore either
  • he did get a job though, good for hi m
  • he took work days on tuesday, wednesday, and saturday so you two still had plenty of time to hang out!!
  • jun was always around you whether you were taking care of the library, putting together a desktop computer in I.T. or practicing your judo
  • you both were stuck together like glue
  • your parents thought you two looked good together
  • . .. u two weren’t sure of ur feelings??
  • MOR ELIKE
  • YOU’RE OBLIVIOSU TO JUN BEING REALLY OBVIOUS THAT HE LIKES U
  • like he even tries hard to look good for you even if it’s just you two casually hanging out
  • he styles his hair, picks out the best outfit that you would like and puts on a subtle amount of cologne
  • dude he’s liked you ever since you two became teenagers
  • but since you two are nearly adults, he’s trying to make it really obvious that he’s attracted to you
  • because he knows how you are when a boy likes you
  • you don’t have any idea
  • you just think they’re being nice and you end up being friends with them instead of becoming someone’s girlfriend
  • he liked that about u though
  • cause ur cute and practically innocent to crushes and dating
  • so one day, jun decided to give you a bouquet of flowers
  • “aw, thank you! my mom would love these!”
  • “yA these flowers are for you not you R MOTHER”
  • he grabbed the flowers from you and grumpily stomped inside your house to put them in a vase before going back to where  you stood
  • “i like you, okay? have you really not noticed a thing all these years?”
  • “ ,, . no? ?”
  • jun: internally screaming
  • keeps his cool
  • a RE YOU KIDING ME
  • nevermind
  • “CALM DOWN i like u too gosh ur so annoyin g honestly”
  • “!!?!??as a friend right u like me as a fRIENd you obLIVious sHTI”
  • you didn’t answer him right away and you gave him half an hour to calm down
  • UR MOTHER FOUND U TWO MAKIG OUT ON THE COUCH AN HOUR LATER
  • so thats something
  • your mothers are dramatic
  • they both threw a party once they discovered u two were together
  • (so tht is also something)
  • now you two are inseperable
  • your friends seem to always find jun stuck to your side or your back
  • he loves giving you backhugs you’re so comfy
  • when you’re working on something in your bedroom like a project for an extracurricular class, he’s either pressed against your side or you’re on his lap
  • he loves burying his face in the crook of your neck
  • he rlly likes sleeping next to you too because you make him feel warm
  • his kisses are either short and sweet or ,,, dirty
  • jun finds it cute that whenever he goes in for a kiss, you always shyly lean away from him
  • it’s not intentionaL but it happens
  • his arms are almost always around your waist
  • u can’t push him away u just can’t
  • the honeymoon phase weighs heavy on him
  • but as you two get older he gets less affectionate but is still as loving
  • he wouldn’t be as into PDA anymore, he really likes to touch you and kiss you when you’re in private
  • you both are a really dorky couple
  • juN loves you so much
  • he pats your head more often than not
  • doesn’t mind carrying u
  • he thinks ur tiny even though you probably aren’t
  • takes u out on dates that are fun, but relaxing
  • mostly just takes you out to a casual restaurant or a library cafe
  • he loves u and will take care of u pls treat him with love and kindness

Originally posted by animequeenn13

ooOOOO BOI A RAFFLE

SO, I HIT, HIT A MILESTONE AND UH, SO, IMMA DO A RAFFLE,,, CAUSE BOI O BOI I AINT GOT ANYTHING BETTER TO DO

PRIZES:

1ST. PRIZE FULLY DONE SHADE N SHIT BACKGROUND THE WHOLE SHUBOODLE WITH 1-2 CHARACTERS (1 PEEPS GET THIS)

2ND. FLAT COLOR PIC WITH 1-2 CHARACTERS, NOT TOO SHABBY (2 PEEPS GET THIS)

3RD.  CHIBI/ICON YO CHOICE MY BOO (3 PEEPS GET THIS)

THATS 6 IN TOTAL BOI-O

RULES N SHIT:

  1. GOTTA BE FOLLOWING MY DUDE NEW FOLLOWERS ARE ALLOWED SO U DO U
  2. LIKE YA
  3. REBLOG FOR DOUBLE POINTS MC HOMES
  4. IF I CHOOSE YA AND YA DONT REPLY IN LIKE 24 HRS SRRY DUDE GO’N TO SOME OTHER FOOL

STUFF I’LL DO:

  • YOU LIKE FURRIES? I DO TO SO U KNO MAYBE I CAN HOOK YA UP
  • SPLAT STUFF (THIS IS A GOD FORSAKEN SPLATOON BLOG BITCH I’D BE SURPRISED IF I DIDNT)
  • HUMANS N SOME OTHER SHIT YO YOU DONT CARE U JUST WANNA WIN

DUE DATE IS FEB 19 AKA my birthday so u kno u kno wink wink nudge nudge

SO YA GOOD LUCK IN ALL THAT SHIT

anonymous asked:

dating darry headcannons?

!!! ;))

dating darry hcs

  • he’s def one to gush over u in front of the gang
    • and then steve or pony tellin u guys to get a frickin room
    • and soda getting trIGGERED cause pony is sassing darry
    • but darry doesn’t even respond he just laughs
    • “put a sock in it”
    • and pony and soda r relieved
  • you’re literally always @ the Curtises’ and ur a helpful lil nugget around the house & with his brothers
    • you’re gr8 w the younger curtis bros like yall are homies
    • he can b a real buzzkill but he 1000% lightens up when ur around
    • soda and pony are v thankful
    • not only bc they can get away with a ton of shit but bc they see darry lighten up and b a happy lil bean!!!
  • in order to look strong for the kiddos, darry is actually just fakin it till he makes it 
    • & you’re the one who he really breaks down to when the going gets real rough
    • you’re always telling him to lighten up and take it easy bc he stays overworkin himself
  • darry dead loves the way u know exACTLY how he likes his coffee
  • and literally everYONE knows not to mess with u
    • like even dally doesn’t try shit cause he kn o w s
  • everyone also knows that if darry is driving, u will always ride shotgun, no questions asked
    • alwAYS i say
  • tbh yall dont have “sex”, yall make love
  • darry is suCh a sweetheart!!!1
    • eskimo kisses
    • nose kisses
    • forehead kisses
    • v passionate & slow kisses
    • kisses in general
    • omg AW
  • sleepin next to darry is a dream and sometimes a nightmare bc he likes his space and is just overall an unpredictable sleeper
    • like sometimes his snores are v soft and oml its so cute
    • but sometimes they’re louD AND VIOLENT and u will not sleep
  • always wanting to take u out to fancier restaurants and stuff
    • he’ll set aside cash, if he can, just to spend on taking u out
    • u cant argue w him about this
    • if he said he’s taking u out, he’s takin u out homie
    • but he’s automatically turned on when you get assertive ;)
  • you two are partners in crime dont get me started
    • normally he’ll leave soda and pony alone but when ur around…….get ready 4 some pranks
    • and 9/10 times it’s the other way around, like darry would get his ass pranked but my man is stressed so pranking the gang w his wonderful lover is a relief
  • in the summertime, when darry has off, there will b waterballoon fights at least once a week
    • “listen here. if one of you break a damn window, so heLP ME GOD, i will break you
    • it gets wild but darry makes sure it doesnt get too wild
  • he’s always reminding u how much he loves u
    • and if he doesnt outright say “i love you”, he’s always reminding u to put on your seatbelt 
    • or to take an umbrella 
    • or he’s always asking if u want a bite of whatever he’s eating 
    • or he’ll bring u one of ur fav sweets bc 
    • “i saw this and i thought of u!! i know it’s your favorite!”
Dating Jaehyun would include

Originally posted by nakamotens

Request: I’m not sure if it’s already been posted but I would love to read what dating Jaehyun would include

A/N: i’ve been waiting for this and imm gonna write everything that comes up to my mind


  • what can i say
  • it’s jjh
  • he’s a great bf ok
  • and he can cook too
  • he’d always bring u food
  • food that he made
  • honestly ur dates would probs always be at a restaurant
  • like it’s not even those rlly expensive restaurants
  • mostly the cheap ones that got gr8 food bcs jjh has to eat a lot
  • aka yall hav to pay a lot too
  • is jae a skinship type of person
  • ya i think so
  • my friend said he’s the type of person to creep up behind u and and squeeze u and pick u up and twirl u around
  • he loves backhugs
  • anytime he has the opportunity he’d hug u from behind
  • i just remembered that he’s a valentines bby
  • i’m telling u 
  • he is gonna give u lots of gifs on valentines day
  • u have to giv him a gift back tho ofc
  • if u know what i mean
  • :-)
  • anYWAYS
  • kisses are always a surprise w him tbh
  • but like
  • after almost like every kiss
  • he’d rest his forehead against urs and be like
  • “how was that~?”
  • like hahahahhaahahhahahahaha he’s so hot
  • he can be cute too!!!!!
  • ah u kno what he loves
  • he loves it when u tell him his food tastes great
  • like that makes him so happy
  • jjh loves seeing his clothes on u
  • bcs it makes him feel like ur really his
  • it makes his heart go !!!!
  • he also loves having his arms around you
  • around your waist
  • around your shoulders
  • anywhere he can place them tbh
  • ahh
  • i feel like jjh is a type of person who needs some alone time tho
  • like u hav some ppl who can’t stay alone
  • but like jjh sometimes has days where he just needs it
  • and at those times you just hav to let him be
  • but also remind him that if he needs anything you’re there for him
  • after that he always comes back to u w food in his arms
  • ready to cuddle and watch movies
  • neck!!!kisses!!!
  • he loves neck kisses
  • whether he’s the one giving u kisses
  • or u giving him kisses
  • he just loves them
  • he loves showing u off to his friends tbh
  • he’s always like
  • telling them about u
  • 24/7
  • sometimes at dance practice when he has a break
  • he’d just look at some pics of u two
  • omg
  • lots of selfies
  • like lots and lots
  • sometimes you’d find selfies of him on ur phone
  • and they’re always so beautiful??
  • even tho sometimes he looks like a meme??
  • he loves singing u to sleep
  • and he especially loves it when u tell him he sounds beautiful
  • like !!!omg!!
  • he loves feeding u
  • like sometimes he’d randomly come up to u
  • “open up”
  • “??”
  • *feeds you*
  • he’s a v sweet bf ok
  • sometimes a bit weird
  • did i mention that he would lov it when u help him in the kitchen
  • even if ur rlly bad at cooking
  • he’d just laugh
  • and then make sure the soup isn’t too salty
  • anyways
  • yes
  • he’s a great bf
  • 10/10 would date him
  • haha
  • ^~^

*Admin One*

what i don’t understand is like… where are all the galra women. like have we seen literally any galra girls please help me bc if we have i would love to know educate me i beg u

like i almost expected the Blade of Marmora to be entirely made up of girls or something (fooled once again by the shoulder-waist ratio ahaha kill me) and then Haggar wasn’t even Galra so like. where are they. I have a hard time accepting that the galra women aren’t part of the military at all because a) they’re GALRA and b) Allura went undercover as a galra soldier and no one batted an eyelash so WHERE THEY AT

anonymous asked:

Eg syns folk klager altfor mye om nynorsk. Det var livsverket til Ivar Aasen og han hjalp utroleg mange skolebarn som slet med dansken. Syntes vi skal slutte å klage og heller sette pris på det han Ivar gjorde

jeg tror grunnen til at mange klager er at det blir presentert så kjipt i skolen. jeg digger nynorsk, synes det er mye finere enn bokmål og skulle ønske jeg var flinkere i det, men det eneste vi gjorde i nynorsktimene var å pugge lister med ord som var ulike i bokmål og nynorsk. og da blir liksom det eneste forholdet man har til målformen at det er tørt og kjedelig :/ 

anonymous asked:

hi!! i really enjoy reading your imagines omg they make me emotional ;;; YOU HAVE MAD SKILLZ if it's not too much, can I have rfa reacting to flirty MC? like the mc probably isnt even aware of it kinda thing ;;; thank you so much!!

lmaisdjaoidj i’m not skilled don’t flatter me u cutie, thank you for the request!! i know some people like this and to this day i’m shook over it



Yoosung

  • he’s so red
  • all the time
  • he can’t take it
  • he isn’t used to being flirted with
  • or at all really
  • “you’re doing this on purpose aren’t u”
  • ?????
  • flustered kid
  • what an innocent child
  • he kinda likes it tbh
  • but then again he wants to make the moves
  • he needs to step up his game
  • cue him stuttering and blushing after you tell him he looks cute and casually walking away


Zen

  • ok so u know how this kid likes to flirt
  • he didn’t think he’d get outflirted
  • by anyone
  • especially by u
  • he’s never blushed so hard around a woman before
  • and like wowowowoow she’s good
  • she’s too good
  • i mean
  • he tries to compete
  • but
  • he just
  • can’t
  • you’re unbeatable really
  • and the fact that you don’t even know
  • drives him cRAZY
  • TH E BEAST INSIDE COMES OUT SOONER THEN EXPECTED OHOO


Jaehee

  • she isn’t one to flirt
  • or really take any advances at all
  • but
  • in fact she flirts
  • a lot
  • without noticing
  • so i think she’d outflirt you
  • y’all aren’t even aware
  • of the shit u say to each other
  • literally wives
  • just get married omg
  • get a room
  • friendly compliments and friendly i love you’s
  • fuckuficonjknjx


Jumin

  • it takes him off guard
  • but he’s also sometimes not even aware if someone is flirting with him or not
  • he thinks ur pretty bold
  • but he knows that u don’t even know
  • “i’m pretty sure.. that was not, an accident”
  • loosening tie
  • oh fuckme
  • it lowkey
  • drives him nuts
  • like calm down
  • we are in public
  • i mustn’t
  • “we have some business to attend to at home”


Seven

  • he’s spitting out his drink every time
  • or his glasses fog up
  • break
  • stuttering
  • steam coming out
  • embarrassed seven
  • is my shit
  • he’s as red as his hair
  • and it confuses u
  • like ??????
  • did i say something
  • “n– nothing!! it was nothginfodn”
  • he’s so cute and blushy omgogmomgo
  • awkward kid
  • i love the concept
  • this is some good content