A Brief Elounor 2.0 Timeline (To Date)

19 January: Official Danielle/Louis break-up announcement in the Sun

20 January: Daisy likes first pic of Eleanor on Instagram; Over the next month, she liked 32 different posts and pictures; Phoebe liked 9

20 January: Eleanor posts a picture to Instagram from the UK

22 January: Eleanor likes video of Gigi posted by Tommy Hilfiger like she was still promoting the brand/show

28 January: Eleanor posts instagram story from a hotel in the UK; Had drinks with uni friends there

29 January: Louis refollows Eleanor on Instagram; Russell, his manager, followed a minute later

30 January: The Sun & Mail write articles reintroducing Eleanor

4 February: James Arthur announces on Twitter he’s friends with Louis and just “hangin out” with him; Update Accounts report Harry was at LAX on his way to London

8 February: The day of the Tommy Hilfiger show; Eleanor didn’t attend, but Max did; Louis was in the studio

9 February: Her own UAs are confused about why she didn’t go to the Tommy show, especially since Max did

12 February: James Arthur starts following an Eleanor UA on Twitter

13 February: Louis on the James Corden show; Harry is papped in London

16 February: Eleanor follows Louis on Instagram and likes his selfie; Louis likes Eleanor’s selfie posted months ago of her in the same brand/design as the shirt Louis was papped in, also on the 16th; James Corden then followed Eleanor on Twitter late that night

19 February: The Sun writes an article “1D Star Louis Tomlinson Rekindles Romance with Ex-Girlfried Eleanor Calder” saying they’d been secretly spending time in LA together and she missed the Tommy Hilfiger show specifically to spend time with Louis. 

What does all of this mean?

The effort that went into reintroducing her to this fandom using the actors in the current promo narrative (James Corden, James Arthur) is profoundly contrived. His own sisters accounts set the stage HOURS after the official break-up announcement of his “relationship” with Danielle. The ink wasn’t dry on the print edition of the Sun before Elounor 2.0 had begun. 

They set the stage for the James Arthur reconciliation, too. Louis included him in an Instagram post on 4 February. Then, a week later, James Arthur’s twitter account happens to follow an Eleanor update account? @God why.  

Louis followed Eleanor on Instagram on 29 January. His new “manager,” Russell, who had been on promo stops with him, followed her a minute later. 

Then, on 6 February, James Corden and Louis announced Louis was coming on the show on 13 February. Then on 16 February, James followed Eleanor on Instagram late at night.. 

Even Harry’s flight out of town his own Update Accounts all knew about was part of this puzzle, too. He left town right as the 2 week window of Eleanor’s absence from social media began. Eleanor uses Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat religiously, including documenting her travel to and from London to other parts of the world. This just happens to be the one time in the last 18 months she hasn’t done that. She was also not included in any social media posts by her own friends in LA, so if she was there, did she spend 2 weeks surgically inserted up Louis’ asshole? That’s sure what they want you to believe!

But not even her own UAs are buying it.

They’ve been building a low level reintroduction campaign on social media with his sister’s accounts. Then, they added the additional layer of Louis’ and Eleanor’s social media account. They got relevant, timely actors currently doing promo with Louis to follow her and one of her update accounts. Harry got out of town in true 2013 style, to attend business with Jeff on another continent. Eleanor went ghost on social media, another 2013-2014 tactic. They set up a series of plausible events if you look at the surface, easy to write an article about without looking wildly false. And when all else fails, they’ll lie. That’s the ball game. 

And this is nothing to say of the actual images involved here beyond the strategy behind it. I’m just going to quote @conscious–ramblings here. 

Imagine splitting up with your long term boyfriend after while you dated he told everyone he wouldn’t marry you, and a year later cheated on you publicly. Imagine him then publicly going out constantly with different girls, spreading it all over social media to everyone you both know. Then imagine he knocks up one of the randoms he’s been out with once and her cousin tells everyone who will listen that he was dating the girl while he dated you. Then while he ignores pregnant girl and won’t talk to anyone about it, he starts dating someone else (who looks a bit like a budget version of you mixed with a budget version of his sister). Then after new girl publicly cheats on *him* he slides back into your DMs the next week.

IMAGINE explaining to your mates you are taking him back, let alone the whole world.

So yes, it’s contrived. Yes, it’s annoying. But it’s pretty transparent, too, so don’t give them the power of reacting emotionally if you can. Mock it. Ridicule it. Call out the bullshit. Shove the facts back down their throat. That’s how we get through this.

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The Sleepover

Polly’s Baby

Archie’s Jealous

Betty’s Anxiety Attack

Jughead’s New Neighbour

Betty Cooper’s Day Off / Betty Coopers Day Off (Part Two) / Betty Cooper’s Day Off (Part Three)

New To Town

The Accident / The Accident Part Two / The Accident Part Three

Betty’s Black Eye

‘I Want A Jughead!’

Jughead Gets The Flu

The Adventure

Detention (aka I fucked up)

Bughead Gets Drunk

Wrong Side of the Track


Whisky and Molly

Sketchbook Snuggles

Birthday Surprise

Of All the Gin Joints

Sabrina Comes To Town / Sabrina Comes to Town (Part Two)

Two Broken People

Jealous Jughead

Drunk Betty Proposes


Teenage Pregnancy / Teenage Pregnancy (Part Two) / Teenage Pregnancy (Part Three)

Night Terrors

(There’s About To Be A) Girl Fight

The Proposal (Sequel) / The Proposal

The Three of Us

Bughead Gets Married

Gender Reveal

Where Do Babies Come From?

Jack’s First Day of school

anonymous asked:

Do you know some good fma fics that aren't so shipy? Thanks!


Demon Alchemist- really good; it’s a take on how things would have turned out if Al hadn’t survived the human transmutation. It’s thematically dark, but not in an over the top gory way, and plot and writing wise it’s one of the best Fullmetal Alchemist works I’ve ever read.

We Haunt Ourselves- a one-shot that’s similar to the shared body AU I posted a while ago- the writer does a really good job of capturing the right atmosphere.

Trisha’s Boys- a one-shot in which the Elric brothers are half Ishbalan.

Nyctophobia- one-shot post Brotherhood that focuses on an amnesic Pride.

Under Ishvalla- series on the Ishvalan AU involving Mustang discovering Ed and Al’s heritage and Scar attempting to be a teacher. Nina lives.

Desert Gold- another Ishvalan AU. The Elrics embrace their mother’s culture.


(…they all turned out to be by phantomrose96. Guess she’s the only person’s work I save on this sight…)

Fire Hazard- Ed talks Roy out of doing something he’ll regret.

Giving Tree- Edward will do anything for Alphonse. Plus, chapter two and an interval.

End Game- Maes Hughes is dead, but Roy still sees him.

Experimental- Greed meets Nina.

Like You’ve Been to War- Roy’s memory slips for a moment.

Untitled- Roy, Maes, and irony.


Ambidextrous- Ed was right handed, heavy on the was. Mustang’s team help.

Attitude Adjustment- Alphonse shows that he does, in fact, have a temper.

Rapacious Avarice- incomplete story on a time traveling Greedling from the Devil’s Nest perspective.

Gold From Lead- Edward is mistaken for Roy’s son.

A Dish of Herbs- Doctor Marcoh has issues when it comes to saving himself.

Born of Ashes- series of drabbles on the Homunculi.

Masterlist :D

Yup, I’m finally making a masterlist to make things easier for my lovely readers. I’ll update it as I write so keep an eye out, and it’ll be linked in my description box. X

Chris Evans

New Romantics 

  • Part 1 - Imagine sitting next to Chris on a flight to New York.
  • Part 2 - Imagine cooking dinner for Chris at your apartment.
  • Part 3 - Imagine staying up past midnight with Chris.

Daddy Merman - Imagine coming home to your husband, Chris singing to your six year old after she had a horrible day at school.

Sock Drawer - Imagine finding a Tiffany&Co ring box in Chris’ sock drawer.

The Interview - Imagine Chris and The Avengers cast talking about you.

Weddings - Imagine attending a wedding with Chris.

Long Distance - Imagine doing the long distance thing with Chris.

Fight Me - Imagine fighting over the TV with Chris.

Ice-cream and Kisses - Imagine having a bad day and Chris comforting you.

‘Cause You’re Together - Imagine being constantly teased ‘cause you and Chris are the only couple on set.

Food Fights - Imagine food fights with Chris.

Sick Puppy - Imagine taking care of Chris.

The Dentist - Imagine Chris tricking you into going to the dentist.

Mr. Brady - Imagine taking Chris to meet Tom Brady.

Welcome Home - Imagine Chris surprising you and your daughter.

Fan Fictions - Imagine Chris being a fan of your work.

In The Rain - Imagine dancing in the rain with Chris.

Disney Princess - Imagine Chris being incredibly proud of you.

Anonymous - Imagine Chris proposing to you.

A Cup of Coffee 

  • Part 1 - Imagine meeting Chris at a coffee shop.
  • Part 2 - Imagine your first date with Chris.

Fans - Imagine Chris talking about you with his fans.

Baby Downey - Imagine announcing your engagement with Chris.

Thanksgiving - Imagine Thanksgiving with Chris.

Stealth Mode - Imagine Chris spying on you.

Beauty & The Beast - Imagine attending a costume party with Chris.

Comfort Zones - Imagine Chris proposing at a press conference.

As Luck Would Have It 

  • Part 1 - Imagine Chris falling in-love with you at first sight.
  • Part 2 - Imagine dating Chris.


Chapter 1 - Drunk Minds, Sober Hearts (Completed)

Part 1 - Imagine admitting you want to marry Chris while you’re drunk.

Part 2 - Imagine Chris helping you through a hangover.

Part 3 - Imagine road trips with Chris.

Part 4 - Imagine Chris proposing with dessert.

Part 5 - Imagine your wedding with Chris.

Epilogue - Imagine eating pizza at a hotel with Chris after your wedding.

Fan Boy - Imagine Chris finding you incredibly amusing.

Just a Little Visit - Imagine crashing Chris’ panel.

His Angel - Imagine Chris surprising you at work.

Hard To Get - Imagine playing hard to get with Chris.


Chapter 2 - Baby Fever (Completed)

Part 1 - Imagine babysitting with Chris.

Part 2 - Imagine Chris being a child whisperer.

Part 3 - Imagine early morning and Christmas decorating with Chris.

Part 4 - Imagine having a small get-together with Chris.

Part 5 - Imagine giving Chris his Christmas present.

Epilogue - Imagine spending Christmas with Chris.

Snowball Fights - Imagine having snowball fights with Chris.

Distracted - Imagine Chris freaking out after you get injured on set.

Mr. Protective - Imagine Chris being extremely protective of you.

Keys - Imagine Chris thinking you’re adorable.

Love and Losses - Imagine Chris helping you through a family loss.

Countdown - Imagine celebrating the New Year with Chris.

New Year, New Us - Imagine celebrating the New Year with Chris 2.0

Crushes - Imagine Chris admitting he loves you.

Thank You, My Muse - Imagine Chris thanking you in his speech.

Broken - Imagine Chris being a total assuring sweetheart.

Mini Series:

Chapter 3 - Memory Lane (Completed)

Part 1 - Imagine FaceTiming Chris while you’re painting the nursery.

Part 2 - Imagine browsing through your keepsake box with Chris.

Part 3 - Imagine shopping for your incoming baby with Chris.

Part 4 - Imagine your water breaking while arguing with Chris.

Part 5 - Imagine Chris introducing you to your son for the first time.

Epilogue - Imagine bringing your child out to public for the first time with Chris.

Brothers - Imagine Chris being terrified of your older brother, Tom Hiddleston.

Team Iron Man - Imagine Chris explaining how he found out you were placed on Team Iron Man.

Don’t You Dare - Imagine play fights with Chris.

Knots and Yarn - Imagine knitting with Chris.

The Super Bowl - Imagine surprising Chris at the Super Bowl.

Thin Ice - Imagine Chris teaching you how to ice-skate.


  • Part 1 - Imagine Chris helping you take care of your little sister.
  • Part 2 - Imagine Chris sending you on a scavenger hunt.
  • Part 3 - Imagine being Chris’ safe haven.
  • Part 4 - Imagine Chris asking your dad for your hand.
  • Part 5 - Imagine Chris taking you around your new home.

Surprise, Baby - Imagine Chris coming home early for your birthday.

Accidents - Imagine Chris finding out you got into a minor car accident.

Finally - Imagine sneaking off with Chris.

Just a Visit - Imagine Chris and your daughter surprising you at work.

Mini Series:

Chapter 4 - Little Ones (Completed)

Part 1 - Imagine your son watching his daddy, Chris, on TV.

Part 2 - Imagine early mornings with Chris and your son.

Part 3 - Imagine hosting a birthday party for your son with Chris.

Part 4 - Imagine late nights and birthday cake with Chris.

Part 5A/5B/5C/5D/5E - Imagine Chris taking you to Rome for a romantic getaway.

Epilogue - Imagine you and Chris getting an early Christmas surprise.

Love Story - Imagine attending the Oscars with your husband, Chris.

Move In With Me - Imagine building IKEA furniture with Chris.

Mini Series:

Chapter 1 - Just Another Magical Night (Discontinued)

Part 1 - Imagine meeting Chris at the Oscars.

Happier - Imagine Chris admitting he’s still in-love with you.

3AM - Imagine late night chats with Chris.

Have At It - Imagine Anthony teasing Chris about you.

Soup - Imagine Chris taking care of you.

First Time For Everything

  • Part 1 - Imagine going to Disneyland with Chris.
  • Part 2 - Imagine going to Disneyland with Chris.

Domestic Bliss - Imagine cooking dinner with Chris.

Tattoos - Imagine finding Chris’ tattoo about you.

Secrets - Imagine Chris admitting you’re his celebrity crush.

Early Morning Picnics - Imagine Chris bringing you breakfast at work.

Hikes - Imagine going hiking with Chris.

Mini Series:

Chapter 5 - Charlotte Rose (Completed)

Part 1 - Imagine you and Chris telling your families you’re having another baby.

Part 2 - Imagine being Chris’ voice of reason.

Part 3 - Imagine finding out your baby’s gender with Chris.

Part 4 - Imagine finding out something amazing with Chris.

Part 5A - Imagine Chris freaking out about you.

Part 5B - Imagine seeing Chris after giving birth.

Epilogue - Imagine Chris falling in-love with you all over again.

Worry Wart - Imagine face masks and pillow talk with Chris.

Drunk Confessions - Imagine dealing with drunk Chris.

Clowns - Imagine Chris making you feel safe.

Goodbye Kisses - Imagine Chris sending you off at the airport.

1st of April - Imagine Chris turning the tables on you.

Closer To You - Imagine Chris stealing your favorite sweater.

One Day - Imagine Chris fulfilling his promise.

Mini Series:

One Shots

The Magic of Disney - Imagine spending the day at Disneyland with Chris and your children.

Sebastian Stan

Happy Birthday, Seb - Imagine Sebastian surprising you.



If you insist…

Oh, I do love you

Baby Bumps

Insults (Part 1) (Part 2)

Sex on Fire

Award Show Jitters*

Sing to Me

Belated Birthdays

I’ve Got A Better Idea

Distant Engagements (Part 1) (Part 2)

An Impossible Thought

Relief in Exchange for Heartbreak (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3)


Just Sim

Lovingness upon Board*

Personal Pillows

A Contradiction of Love (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3)

Breathless Reunion*

What A Feeling

The Painter

Wasted Money

Toothpaste Kisses

Irresponsible Debacle

Unwritten Lines

Puppy Love

Don’t Worry about Me

Recorded Memories

Just a One Time Thing*




Santa’s Been

Just Kissing Him Better*

A Birthday Present

Disregarded Auditions


Rooftop Requests (Part 2)

Unheard Castings (Rooftop Requests Spinoff)

First Impression*

You Stole the Show, Metaphorically of Course

Retained Shoots for My Eyes Only

Only The Best (Part 1) (Part 2) 

Bangs that don’t Bang

Secret Fashion Shows (Part 2)

Italian Reunions

New York Home


Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four


Part One 

Part Two 

Part Three


1. “The skirt is supposed to be this short.”

4. “Who gave you that black eye?”

5. “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”

15. “Well, you’re coming home with me whether you like it or not.”

16. “I’ll kick his ass if you want me to.”

22. “You can scream if you want.”

25. “One of them’s missing”

28. “You’re still mad?”

32. “Why did we have to have kids?”

39. “I forgot I was a single parent.”

51. “I’m your husband. It’s my job.”

66. “I won’t let you get hurt.”

102. “Do you really think I could ever replace you?” 

125. “Quit moving, I’m trying to sleep. Wait…are you…what?!” *


Rebloggable Masterlist


ONESHOTS (full stories):

Drunk In Love- In which Harry is drunk and cuddly and you, being the wonderful girlfriend you are, are stuck taking care of him the whole night.

Hot And Bothered-  In which post-concert Harry is being a horny little shit and you have to deal with it all night

Hot and Bothered Part Two- In which post-concert Harry is still horny, and you decide to share a nice shower with him.

Family Matters- In which Harry meets your family for the first time… your whole family. 

Late Night- In which Harry comes home late and finds his lovely girlfriend already asleep.

All Night Long- In which it’s Harry’s turn to take care of his drunken girlfriend… in more ways than one.

All Tied Up- In which Harry has his girlfriend in a very vulnerable position.

Soaking Wet- In which you’ve had a horrible day, and Harry just wants to make you feel better. 

Valentines Day- In which Harry surprises his lovely girlfriend with an interesting game on Valentines Day.

Live And Die- In which Harry has a habit of sleep talking and says something quite interesting. 

Live And Die Part Two- Written by @steponmestyles

Live And Die Part Three- Written by @steponmestyles!

Toothbrush- In which Harry meets a famous journalist at a party, and is quite intrigued. 

Friends With Benefits- In which Harry has feelings for someone he really shouldn’t.

One Night- In which you find yourself in bed with Harry Styles, and you’ve got a bit of a secret. 

One Night Part Two- In which Harry spends the night and you take a big step.

Giving In- In which Harry and y/n are too impatient to wait until Valentines Day.

Praise Kink- In which Harry is incredibly nervous and y/n knows just how to calm him down. 

DRABBLES (long requests/concepts/popular posts):

Hotel Concepts

Friends With Benefits Concepts

Mile High Club 

Thigh Riding

Making Out

Late Night Cuddles

Boyfriend + Beatles (Part 1) (Part 2)

Good Enough

Short Hair

Angsty Fluff


Red Dress


Jet Lag


21st Birthday







PREFERENCES (One or more of the boys) (and HERE)

(Any and everything else will be found here!)


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June 29, 2015 Update: Tumblr modified the keyboard shortcut for small text. It’s Command + Shift + Hyphen for Mac or Control + Shift+ Hyphen for Windows. Also, Tumblr added insert GIF (Command + Shift+ G for Mac or Control + Shift + G for Windows) in its Desktop Dashboard shortcuts guide.