*finishes being 22 while socializing with 65 year olds shooting a dermatology open house in Chapel Hill*

*next, photographs business roundtable with heads of medicine & major politicians*

*drives home*

*comes back to that message*

*Salvatore the cat gif-bombs because that’s just what he likes to do*

I present to you: a day in the life of the least-sense-making (but best sock-having) somehow-actually professional photographer on the planet.