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All that lives on earth or in the heavens is bound to pass away: but forever will abide thy Lord’s Self, full of majesty and glory. (Quran 55:26-27)
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Hey orang muda, jangan sangka matimu tua,
Hey orang tua, jangan sangka tak mati langsung. (Urdu sikit)
-Ustaz Haslin Baharim

Kematian itu sama seperti ujian mengejut.
Jadualnya tidak akan pernah diberitahu.
Kerana jika diberitahu,
ramai orang yang akan kabut untuk lulus ujian. 
Tapi ingat,
Kematian bukanlah ujian yang menguji satu atau dua bahagian,
ia menguji kehidupanmu sahabat.

anonymous asked:

Aaaaa your hcs are so cute they make me laugh so much omg. Could you do the rfa + saeran and v's reactions to mc wearing a boyfriend shirt? :0c

thank you for requesting!! and i love boyfriend shirts a lot ok like too much,, but this was fun to write after taking my small little break!!



Yoosung

  • you two are actually quite close in size
  • so it turns out to be uh
  • a little
  • just a little
  • tighter on you around your uh
  • chest
  • so when he walks in on you
  • just lounging around
  • oh my fucking god
  • he almost faints
  • he’s so weak
  • speechless
  • honestly speechless
  • he can’t look you in the eye
  • he can’t
  • sAY ANYTHING
  • JUST
  • WOW
  • WOWOWOOWOEOWWO
  • MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO
  • I JUST
  • WOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOW

Zen
  • this was a mistake
  • hes built ok
  • this boy
  • is built
  • so of course
  • his clothes are much bigger
  • but oh so comfyyyy
  • ur just chilling
  • doing whatever
  • chatting with seven
  • lolololol yoosung and chocolate milk right
  • lololol yeah cant believe he fell for it again lololol
  • y’know
  • that kind of
  • conversation
  • just
  • everyday things
  • so he comes into the room right
  • clothes are on
  • no one is naked
  • but
  • “babe? do you know where–”
  • and it’s not even a second
  • probably half a second
  • and he has his arms around you in an instance
  • he breathes into your ear
  • there goes the shirt

Jaehee
  • she tends to get bigger shirts due to her uh
  • big assets
  • but oh my god have u seen them smother me pleASE I BEG OF YOU
  • anyway
  • i mean you’re both women
  • where’s the harm in sharing clothes
  • ur just wearing
  • a cute lil tee
  • feeling cute and lazy
  • sipping outta ur mug
  • sitting across from her
  • and it just happens so suddenly
  • she’s just dazed
  • and then she notices her shirt
  • on you
  • and sHE TURNS SO RED
  • HER THOUGHT PROCESSES ARE MALFUNCTIONING
  • f- friends borrow eachothers clothes all the time right
  • yeah yeAH THEY DO
  • SO THERE IS NO REASON TO FEEL THIS WAY
  • BUT SHE LOOKS SO
  • LOOKS SO
  • [softly] ..f- fuck,


Jumin
  • ok but u saw this coming
  • he likes his pinstripes u know
  • and man one day
  • u were just like
  • this shit
  • is hella cute
  • um yes??
  • i’m feeling u mc
  • ur just admiring urself in the mirror like
  • oh shit maybe i should wear this for jumin one day
  • boyfriend shirts are always in fashion
  • hmmm
  • but then
  • oh
  • oh there he is
  • he’s
  • right there
  • his eyes are caught sight
  • it is too late
  • i mean
  • not that u didn’t want this
  • but
  • damn
  • dAMN
  • DAMN SON
  • D A M N  S O N

Seven
  • he cannot find his hoodie
  • like where in the fuck
  • he feels naked
  • so he searches through hell
  • and back
  • until he sees it
  • sees you
  • casually just
  • scrolling from the kitchen with ur little juicebox
  • and oh
  • oh my
  • he turns so red
  • sputters out his coffee
  • st- st- stutter town
  • he’s fumbling over words
  • the fuck are you talking about
  • literally holding a hand to his nose
  • ur just sipping
  • “?? u good??”
  • he’s
  • not good
  • the man is bleeding
  • EMERGENCY
  • MAYDAY MAYDAY
  • FUCK I CAN IMAGINE THIS HE’S SO CUTE I WANNA DIE


Saeran

  • this kid
  • this little
  • fuck
  • his shirts are all
  • edgy
  • so when you replaced them with
  • nicer looking clothes
  • he had always wondered where his other’s ones went
  • turns out
  • it went right into your closet
  • now today u weren’t really gonna go out or anything
  • so u just threw on something
  • he just walks into the room
  • and sits next to you
  • but it isn’t until
  • he catches
  • a bit of
  • ur tits out
  • yOU’RE WEARING HIS FAVORITE SHIRT
  • WITH THE FUCKING STRINGS IN THE FRONT
  • OHHH NO
  • HE’S RED
  • HE’S TELLING YOU TO TAKE IT OFF
  • NOT EVEN IN A SEXUAL SENSE
  • TAKE IT
  • THE FUCK
  • OFF
  • I WANT IT
  • IT IS MINE
  • BACK OFF

V
  • well he
  • he can’t
  • see
  • IM SORRYJNJANF
  • he’s not quite sure what you’re wearing
  • but neither what he is wearing as well
  • after feeling the fabric
  • and looking at the color
  • he smiles when he realizes it’s one of his shirts
  • “did you wear this for me?”
  • he’s so smiley
  • when you say yes
  • smiles
  • lIKE
  • THE FUCKING
  • SUN
  • “wear more of my things”
  • “i bet you look beautiful in everything”
  • hahhha there goes my heart haha ha ha h ah dadh
  • he can just barely see it
  • and still wants to see you in many more ways before
  • before uh
  • b,, be fore,,
  • fuck im sad
  • i cant do this
  • thats it guys
  • cheritz make this man happy i just want him to be happyoiw plepalsple
  • gIVE HIM A ROUTE I WANT TO MAKE H IM H A   P P Y
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This photo set was initially planned to be a live feed from yesterday’s event - the “Unterländer Biertage”. In plain English, “Lowlands beer days”, right here around the corner in a sports hall next to the Zurich airport. Oh and sporty it was, no doubt. From too much sport (of course, what) I gave up almost immediately the idea to drink and write at the same time. Not that I’d sample ‘em beers that fast, but there was way too much chatting and all that and it would have been so very impolite of me right? Apologies accepted. Because I’m an orderly person I ordered only samplers and here they are, the producers in the order of tasting: Gutknecht’s Hammer-Bier (from Rümlang, next village that is), St. Laurentius Craft Beer (Bülach, again like twenty miles away), Brauerei Hardwald (that’s a few miles south in Wallisellen), Braumanufaktur Schlachthuus (Lufingen, guess where - ten miles east) and finally UHB Üelus Homebrew (oh no, Burgdorf is 100km from here!). Mostly local brewers, presenting their tasty inebriants to a moderately huge thirsty crowd. Not everything was to my taste, yet ironically what I disliked most was the best as seen from a teammate so whatever, there was obviously something for everybody. My favorites were the Saison Abricot from Hammer, a tasty fruity smooth elixir, then the Hopfengold from St. Laurentius, light and hoppy and refreshing and just a hint sour, then a malty thick dried fruits extract called Balthasar from Hardwald and finally the American Wit of UHB Üelus, spicy and full-bodied and just yum. Had I have more time to ummm deepen my knowledge.. I think I definitely should go more often to these tasting events.

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乃木坂46 橋本奈々未の戀する文學 夏の旅  

故事大綱 

『乃木坂46 橋本奈々未の戀する文學』是橋本奈々未的個人冠名番組,由UHB(北海道文化放送)製作並在北海道當地放送,節目內容是介紹以北海道為舞台的小說。北海道旭川市出身、興趣是讀書的乃木坂46成員橋本奈々未,將帶上一冊書展開旅程,探訪作為小說舞台的北海道各處,去發現她不知道的美景,與在那裡生活的人相遇。節目通過她朗讀小說中的不同段落,阿南亮子的原創音樂,以及美麗的影像來表現作品的世界觀。節目結尾還附有乃木坂46成員介紹自己喜歡的一本書的小環節「乃木坂46Books」。這是一個傳達閱讀和北海道的魅力,充滿地方色彩的知性的娛樂節目。
「乃木坂46 橋本奈々未の戀する文學-冬の旅-」在2016年2月18日(深夜24點25分)開始播出,連續五周播放,全五回。介紹村上春樹的《挪威的森林》和《尋羊冒險記》,櫻木紫乃的《Loveless》,以及渡邊淳一的《魂斷阿寒》四本小說。
好評之下,續篇「乃木坂46 橋本奈々未の戀する文學-夏の旅-」於2016年10月27日(深夜24點25分)開始播出,連續六周播放,全六回。會介紹宮下奈都的《羊と鋼の森》,渡辺淳一的《花埋み》和桜木紫乃的《蛇行する月》三本小說。

原以為這個系列會有 《 春、夏、秋、冬 》 四個系列,沒想到 夏の旅 後,妳就從乃木坂46畢業且退出演藝圈(哭)~

夏の旅中與居民的談話,似乎已經點點滴滴的告訴我們,妳退出的緣由及想要追求的幸福~
“不要勉強自己”
這是最後一集,你覺得幸福的一刻!
希望,你未來不平凡的平凡人生,可以得到這種幸福~

祝福你! ななみ~しあわせよ!

撰於2017.5.16

I did something bad, maybe I was wrong
Sometimes people say that I’m a big time bomb
But I’m only a man and I do what I can

B-E-H-A-V-E Arrest us!
Tell me I’m a mobster looking so precious, uh
B-E-H-A-V-E Never more
You gave up being good when you declared a state of war (x)

the latest ep was the best, thanks Lerche studio, I’m still not over it

hectorconcarne  asked:

(Sorry if my english is wrong) Hey Max! (I mean... Mr. Atoms xD). Do you know any way where I can see every storyboard from each episode/short/movie of B&M/ECC/UHB? I would find them very useful. Thanks anyway.

Back when Billy & Mandy was being made, I used to walk everywhere with a six hundred page storyboard under my arm.  Technology soon changed that, and I was instead walking around with a USB drive in my pocket and weaksauce, noodly arms.  Unfortunately, the change didn’t come soon enough to save Billy & Mandy storyboards.  

Those were done almost entirely on paper, and before everyone had easy access to digital media everything physical was shipped off to a place called “Iron Mountain” when the production ended.  Think of it as a sort of “Raiders of the Lost Ark Warehouse” for film and media.  

Somewhere in that place is (probably) every old workprint, storyboard, piece of development art, title card, and little bit of TV and movie trivia you’ve ever wanted to see.  But until someone decides to archive it all and put it online, it’s just sitting in a box in a pile of salt.

I’ve been really bad about keeping “stuff” from the stuff I’ve worked on, but I think I have a few boards somewhere.  I’ll look into it!

君じゃなきゃBANG BANGみたい
君じゃなきゃBANG BANGみたい

Oh Jesus this is perfect, orignally by JSBlueThree

“Bang Bang”
(with Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj)

[Verse 1 — Jessie J:]
She got a body like an hourglass, but I can give it to you all the time
She got a booty like a Cadillac, but I can send you into overdrive (oh)
(You’ve been waiting for that, stop, hold up, swing your bat)
See anybody could be bad to you,
You need a good girl to blow your mind, yeah

[Hook — Jessie J:]
Bang bang into the room (I know you want it)
Bang bang all over you (I’ll let you have it)
Wait a minute let me take you there (ah)
Wait a minute ‘til ya (ah)
Bang bang there goes your heart (I know you want it)
Back, back seat of my car (I’ll let you have it)
Wait a minute let me take you there (ah)
Wait a minute 'til ya (ah)

[Verse 2 — Ariana Grande:]
She mighta let you hold her hand in school, but I'mma show you how to graduate
No, I don’t need to hear you talk the talk, just come and show me what your mamma gave (Oh yeah)
(You’ve got a very big shhhh, mouth but don’t say a thing)
See anybody could be good to you,
You need a bad girl to blow your mind

[Hook]

[Verse 3 — Nicki Minaj:]
(You know what girls?
Let me show you how to do)
It’s Myx Moscato
It’s frizz in a bottle
It’s Nicki full throttle
It’s oh, oh
Swimming in the grotto
We winning in the lotto
We dipping in the pot of blue foam, so
Kitten so good
It’s dripping on wood
Get a ride in the engine that could
Go, Batman robbin’ it
Bang, bang, cockin’ it
Queen Nicki dominant, prominent
It’s me, Jessie, and Ari
If they test me they sorry
Ride us up like a Harley
Then pull off in this Ferrari
If he hanging we banging
Phone ranging, he slanging
It ain’t karaoke night but get the mic 'cause I’m singing

B to the A to the N to the G to the uh
B to the A to the N to the G to the hey

See anybody could be good to you,
You need a bad girl to blow your mind (your mind)

[Hook]

[Outro — Nicki Minaj (overlapping):]
Bang bang into the room (I know you want it)
Bang bang all over you (I’ll let you have it)
[Nicki Minaj:]
Yo, I said
Bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang, bang
[Jessie J:]
Bang bang there goes your heart (I know you want it)
Back, back seat of my car (I’ll let you have it)
Wait a minute let me take you there (ah)
Wait a minute 'till ya (ah)

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Another favorite movie set during christmas