UGH UGH UGH

holmes interacts with irene for a grand total of… maybe an hour? he helps her marry her husband, and he rests in her sitting room for a few minutes

that’s it. that’s the entirety of their “relationship”

and yet somehow, here we are, with 126 years’ worth of he loves her he loves her he loves her!

I’m not gonna reblog the original post this was on, because I’m not about to start something but: When did starting dance at 7 years old make you a late starter?!

Late starter at 7 years old???

Y'all, when I was growing up being a late starter meant starting at like 12. Not 7. That’s insane. Can we like un-do where that’s a thing? Calling someone who started competing at age 8 a late starter is toxic to say the least. That’s how we drive kids into being burned out by 12 years old and that’s how we end up with 10 year olds who think they’re never gonna be good (and yes, I have students that age worrying about their dance future because so many minis on youtube are doing the most. Ridiculous…)

I understand thinking it’s cool when minis are really good, I also think it’s cool when they are really good. But, supporting this idea that anyone who doesn’t live at a studio by the time they are 4 is late to the game is so terrible. Most kids don’t actually get good until they’re in their early teens anyway (with a few exceptions). Until then they mostly have a lot of potential and are good for their age.

10

Clint: It was about three years ago I think. My first assassination mission and my first failed one too. She was fighting off these goons in a hospital gown, practically kicked one guy through a wall. She was my age so It’d be weird if I didn’t have second thoughts.

Natasha: After that he threw down his bow and asked if I wanted to get burgers. Then Phil gave me a job. It was a good day.

i. open your palms, and press them down on the wooden floor. take a deep breath. dig your nails in, and pull out every block of wood, till nothing is left.

ii. now pick up the shovel on your left. hollow out the surface, big enough to bury yourself in. throw the shovel out of the window, once you’ve punctured your chest with it.

iii. excavate your heart, and throw it in the hole. next goes your mouth, then your tongue. then your lungs. de-hinge your hands in the end. they caused all of this.

iv. kill the want before it takes you; take a deep breath, and sing a song to yourself. pray for the surface to fall back into place, and the wooden planks to align themselves.

v. take another deep breath, and say your final goodbyes. let your bones sink into your the ceiling of downstairs neighbour’s kitchen. smell the sizzling meat in her oven. smile at yourself one last time, and let yourself fall.

vi. listen to his voice, as you make your descent. think of his mouth, as you hit the ground. dream about his hand as you welcome unconsciousness. never wake up.

HOW TO FALL IN LOVE // NAPOWRIMO 20/30 [LIT NIGHT * 30 Poetry Prompts for national poetry month 2017- Write a How-To poem, examples: How To Kiss a Snake, How To Sharpen Your Tongue.]

BIIIIIIITCHHHHHHHH

Ily2 Ro, more than you will ever know. 

okay but wow damn, GURL LOOK AT THAT BODY, I-I-I- I WORKOUT AHH. 

Same Ro, I react the same way to Dean’s intro theme

….. I mean, ya already got me wet enough, I’m sure I could produce a little rain. 

THIS IS LIKE THE LOOK A GIRL HAS WHEN SHE GETS CAUGHT SHIRTLESS BUT SHE IS STILL INTO IT, BUT TRYING TO COVER HER BOOBIES ALL LIKE SEDUCTIVELY HAHAHA I make myself laugh lmao

I’m convinced that no matter what this man did, he would look attractive doing it, and that’s why a little part of me is convinced he is a robot. 

HAHAHA NEVERMIND THIS IS JUST NOT A GOOD PICTURE FOR EITHER OF THEM I’M SORRY, THEY STILL LOOK HECKA CUTE THO

Snitches get stitches. I dunno. But stitches. 

Wow they are such buddies. Y’all might as well get used to me always sneaking a picture of Deano in. IF THERE’S A WILL, ThERE’S A WAY! 

HAHAHAH A THERE’S THIS ONE SHOW WHERE THEY KEEP DOING THAT AND THEY’RE LIKE “what does this even mean like??” AND THE OTHERS ARE LIKE “STOP DOING THAT!” This is the second time that I CAN’T THINK OF THE MOVIE OH NO. 

That arm doe. I could get off on just looking at that arm. 

… Lift me next daddy omfg.

Lemme touch your boobie. 

He’s such a goof aw

HE’S STANDING ON HIS TIPPY TOES, HAHA THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE HE’S SHORTER THAN HE ACTUALLY IS, but reminder he is an actual giant and I am a small 5′3″ so I would not be able to reach even 

Okay but, I’m not even gonna lie, I think it’s ridiculous seeing people “accidentally” calling people Daddy, but I feel like with Roman, it would just come out. He is THE DADDY. He is it. The original daddy. The mothership… The daddyship. hahaha funny 

Cocky little eyebrow, SHIT. 

He has such long hair, wow. 

THIS IS ANOTHER ONE THAT’S KINDA LIKE SLEEPY CUTE, BUT IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE HE’S KINDA SAD AND SOMEONE JUST LIKE TOLD HIM EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOOD ABOUT HIM AND FUCK WHOEVER MADE HIM SAD BUT HE’S STILL SAD BUT LIKE THAT SAD SMILE, YA FEEL ME, SOMEONE WRITE ME A FLUFF FIC BASED ON THIS SAD SMILE PICTURE ALONE.

Me af, not even gonna lie. 

Originally posted by prowrestlingnow

Oh tongue

Originally posted by rivenator

OH FUCK YOU RO, YOU DID THIS ONE ON PURPOSE, JESUS CHRIST, BUT IMAGINE THAT TONGUE OOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGG. 

Originally posted by romanreignsbrasil

His tatas.

Originally posted by vaniwin

If Roman gave me this look, I would literally just start taking my clothes off, I don’t even care where

Originally posted by romanreignsbrasil

HAHAhAHA BUT HTIS WOULD LITERALLY BE ME HAHAHAHA

Originally posted by totaldivasepisodes

I mADE THE EXACT SAME FACE AS BO AT THIS MOMENT NO LIE

Originally posted by ilicknicsmufasa

Such a giggly cutie, wow, he has my heart. (and another thing that I will not say)

Originally posted by fuckingdeanambrose

He takes him so gently, like first by the back of the pants and just WOW IT’S SO GENTLE AND DEAN RESPONDS SO GENTLE. So loving, so wow.

Originally posted by alexisreigns

ROMAN WAS (still is) SUCHA MOTHER HEN HAHAHA I LOVE IT SO MUCH. 

Basically, I needed to complete my shield thirst trifecta and bam. Ro was last. (I KNOW I’M SORRY HE JUSt NEEDS ALL THE LOVE AND EFFORT) @hardcorewwetrash

Trevor having no reaction when Ian tells him his mother is bipolar and he has problems seeing her, except for “Oh cool, do you think she can hang out with us tonight? I’m gonna shower, think about it”

Ian expressing his concerns over his mother’s illness and Trevor replying with “I’ll still want to bang you”

Trevor defending Monica from Ian and telling Ian to “move on” without knowing anything about what she did and what Ian had to suffer his whole life

and some people still have the guts to say that Trevor is good for Ian??? Can someone explain it to me???

more petty complaints: the Brooklyn library is planning on ruining their site next Monday, like, I saw a preview and a. it’s ugly; b. it looks less functional; c. 

The old BPL website required you to choose between searching our catalog and searching the content of our website. On the new site, you can search for anything in the same search field. [emphasis mine]

why would anyone want that?