U G H CAN I JUST BE YOU

doriaelin  asked:

cassie... r u still taking gif requests... if u are... can u gif me alarkling being queen and king or sth.. .you know as it could have been.. or maybe the scene where he tells her his name... i'm halfway through r&r and i just read it... and im dying knowing... what i know happens.... can u make sth pretty like u knwo how to make... to save me pls

ALARKLING BEING QUEEN AND KING

RFA pickup lines ;)))
  • You: *sneezes*
  • Zen: I would say God bless you, but he already did.
  • You: B L U S H I N G
  • Yoosung: MC!
  • You: Yeah?
  • Yoosung: Can you hold this? *offers piece of candy*
  • You: *takes it* yeah-
  • Yoosung: *is now holding hands with you*
  • slim fucker
  • Jumin: I know you're perfect, but the one thing I would change is your last name.
  • Seven: Are you a hipster? Becoz you make my hips STIR
  • You: ..
  • Seven: 8D
  • V: *is already turning red* I'm not this tall, I'm just standing on my love for you.
  • Saeran: If I told you your body was hot would you hold it against me
  • You: What did you just say
  • Saeran: nOTHING

anonymous asked:

Can you really say anime Saeko was a disappointment when she's had all of 3 lines and 20 seconds of screen time.

to be quite honest, yes.

obviously I can’t yet judge saeko in general, but frankly? WHY? the legs. the changed pose. I just. ugh. U G H yes I can say with 100% certainty i am disappointed at this. I’d say they made her look less punk rock and more glamourous?

I just sit here quietly hope they might fix it up for the bluray or something….

BTS Reaction: Seeing Their Newborn Baby for the First Time //requested//

N A M J O O N

Him: Hehehe it came from my sperm

Y/N: Namjoon please…

Him: I’m kidding! It’s cute!

Originally posted by hogays

T A E H Y U N G

Him: You young lady will not date until you’re 30. You here me?

Y/N: She can’t respond, Tae..

Him: Already a trouble maker!

Originally posted by thurstae

H O S E O K

That thing is so ugly!

Originally posted by hugtae

KIDDING!!!!

Hey little one! It’s Appa!

Originally posted by hugtae

S E O K J I N

*attacks the baby with kisses*

Originally posted by vminv

Y O O N G I

Him: Are you sure he’s mine? He looks an awful lot like Woozi…

Y/N: Are you serious right now?

Him: I’m joking! I just…I’m getting a little emotional at the moment…he’s so beautiful 

Originally posted by yoonsaur

J I M I N

She’s so pretty just like her mom! So…when will we be making another..??

Originally posted by ohparkjimin

J U N G K O O K

Hey little man! Appa’s going to teach you to sing like an angel, too! 

Originally posted by agustd

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Everything that happened here…   it  won’t  be  meaningless …   If you guys carry the burden of both hope and despair, you should even be able to   create  the  future.   Even if it’s a convenient miracle…If you just do it,   things  will  turn  out  okay !   That’s why you can’t hesitate now. Resolve to throw everything away, and
                            G I V E   I T   E V E R Y T H I N G   Y O U ’ V E   G O T !

Lazy, lazy Sans.

You put on a good act... 
but in the end, you can't go all the way, can you?

you're just not 
D E T E R M I N E D   E N O U G H .
* THE ZERO-WIN APPEARS.

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SamCait | Humor

“Sam and I have a very similar sense of  h u m o r  which is probably akin to five year old’s.”

“We laugh at nothing. Nothing amuses us. We’re like the Seinfeld episode. We don’t need anything actual to happen; we just  a m u s e  ourselves anyway.”

“Caitriona just every time was just corpsing and  l a u g h i n g  the whole time… And she doesn’t help me at all. She just stands there openly laughing in my face and it’s difficult to work with her, so I’m gonna get her sacked.”

“I think everyone knows she’s got a terrific sense of humor. She’s a terrible giggler, she corpses all the time and it’s got to the point now that if I want to get out of a scene or just, you know, make it stop I can just give her a little look and she’s gone. She’s  g r e a  t   f u n  to work with. I’m so lucky.”

How Successful You’d be at Fighting Seventeen

S.coups: 100%. This guy is a huge softie, you could honestly take him down with one “boo!” or a firecracker, or even just walk up to him like Hoshi did. Being the bully leader in Nu’est’s music video is as hard as he gets, people. #TheThugLifeDidn’tChooseHim. Precious teddy bear too pure for this world tbh. Easy win, and honestly some of this shit he does is definitely fight worthy like slow your dammit roll Seungcheol slow your roll

Jeonghan: 40%. He’d be kind enough to let you think you have a chance before c r u s h i n g you (have you seen his broad ass shoulders? “delicate pretty princess” my ass) The same way you let a toddler think they’re winning against you, or can run fast enough to catch you. But he wouldn’t be a sore winner :))) Legit fighting him would just make you fall more in love with him because he is an angel interacting with us mere mortals.

Joshua: 90%. Honestly Joshua probably wouldn’t even fight you?? He’d like offer to sing you a song and you’d forget about fighting because his eyes sparkle brighter than your future and just pretty how why. The same way you lose your train of thought when thinking about his eyes, you’d lose fighting energy

Jun: Fight him. Please. fUCKING TAKE HIM DOWN SO JERRY KNOWS HE AINT HOT SHIT FUFFFFFFFFFFFFUUCKING JERRY. don’t know how successful you’ll be bUT YOU BETTER DIE TRYING GO DOWN SWINGING

Hoshi: 70%. Do not be fooled by his on-stage image, off stage he’s an idiot who would hurt himself if not kept under constant supervision. Scream something like naega hosh (where did the fucking “i” go in hosh, soonyoung?) and then do a sneak attack. Hoshi’s sneak attacks consist of him screaming “sneak attack!” so you got a pretty fair shot.

Wonwoo: 60%. Not even because he’s intimidating (don’t let the face fool you, have you s e e N THE S W EATER P AWS) but because he’d be too lazy to fight you. But being distracted by his sweater paws gives him time to hit you with them and how can you even be mad at being slapped by oversized floppy sleeves

Woozi: -40%. Do not try it. This deceiving little pastel ball of natural unfair cute is very skilled at using unconventional items for combat (guitar anyone?). Even if he doesn’t have anything, he’ll still bring you down. Shake the life out of you like he did to Wonwoo, bite you like he did Mingyu, hop on your back and throw you to the side like he did to Mingyu, pretty much anything he does to Mingyu. He’ll probably brain you with a Minions plushie. You laugh, but I can see those shifty eyes.

DK: No percent fits because it’d be like fighting the sun. Like Hoshi, he’s also a huge danger-to-himself dork. But his smile can blind you so instant fatality. Seriously. Fighting the sun. He’s not even aware of his power which makes him all the more dangerous

Mingyu: 89%. huge freaking puppy despite the height, he’s just an overgrown baby no need for fear. B!U!T! Watch out for the hygiene attacks, he might take you down with tuberculosis. 

Minghao: WHY WOULD YOU FIGHT AN INNOCENT BABY CHILD. all my precious mini bun wants is to smile and make friends and cheer on his members and do flippity flips. Fighting him would be a crime against humanity. It would be like kicking a small puppy wrapped in rainbows. (also minghao is low-key savage af so even if you were a puppy murder and wanted to fight him, you’d lose)

Seungkwan: 0%. He could take you down with one “bitch please” look, you see how he looks at soonseok half the time. Fighting him would be a bad idea, cause he’ll get hyped AF. You might bust a gut from laughing at him but jokes on you, who’s the fab af winner here? Not you. He’s beauty,he’s grace. He’s from Jeju.

Vernon: 120%. THE chillest 17-year-old. I mean tbh he looks stoned a good portion of the time (especially on stage) anyways. Besides that, he’s just a smol puppy child who’s honestly such a cute shy smol bean. But still beat his ass for all that cussing. Cussing lil fucker, Joshua raised you better than that (he done taught the tol puppy how to cuss too!!!)

Dino: Why? All he wants is to dancey dance with his Hoshi hyung and listen to Michael Jackson. I mean if you’re a terrible person, go ahead and fight him. Actually don’t even try it, every Seventeen member will get hype and take you down. #DinoProtectionSquad (love and protect my son, protect Lee Chan)

claim me as yours tonight
while i get lost in the gentle
lapping of water on the shore.
take everything in between
each word,
each i love you,
each second of me missing you.
make me your confidant,
your girl, and a place
you can call your home.
use my warmth to shelter
you from the storm in your heart.
my softness is yours
to protect you from your
own rough edges and emptiness.
be selfish with me tonight
and i’ll love you 
with a love that’s only
meant for you.

things to remember:

- lapis lazuli HATES JASPER AND PERIDOT

- SHE WAS LITERALLY KEPT AS A PRISONER BY THEM FOR INFORMATION AFTER JUST HAVING RETURNED TO HOMEWORLD AFTER J U S T H A V I N G L E F T T H E M I R R O R P R I S O N

- SHE HAS LITERALLY CHAINED HERSELF AND JASPER TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN SO SHE WOULDNT HURT ANYONE ANYMORE

- drawing rose as skinny isn’t a good thing ‘cause her character is very legitimately fat

- COSPLAYING rose quartz, however, is something that EVERYONE CAN DO REGARDLESS OF BODY TYPE BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT YOU’RE SHOWING YOUR APPRECIATION FOR THE CHARACTER

- drawing her skinny is still showing appreciation but what your appreciating is how you feel she SHOULD look or how you feel she “REALLY” looks

- or you have trouble drawing fat people, which i can understand. pls try tho! tutorials galore tiny brug!!!!!

- greg universe is trying his fuckin best and HAS been tryin his fuckin best since day ONE

- no one cares more about steven than greg. greg let his wife’s friends, who have judged him for quite a while, take his SON so that said son can grown and develop in the best possible way. thats some hard shit to do when youve already lost your wife, man. greg is trying so hard

- capitalism is dead

Do you know who the p e r f e c t   partner would be?

Maybe someone who knowns you inside and out?

Maybe someone who’s ridiculously hot?

Maybe someone you can have fun with?

Maybe someone you can have adventures with?

Maybe someone who would give up everything to get to you?

Maybe someone who calls you out on your crap and makes you a better person just like you do for them?

Maybe someone you can just zone out and be perfectly happy with?

Maybe someone you have insane chemistry with?

Maybe someone who considers just being with you their happy ending, expecting nothing more, asking for nothing more than the gift of being with you?

Maybe someone who would  G I V E  U P  T H E I R  L I F E  no matter the circumstances just for you, just for the chance that they could be with you in another life, to be a hero and to make you happy?


                                  MEET KILLIAN JONES…

               EMMA SWAN YOU ARE ONE LUCKY DUCK!

anonymous asked:

May I also join your skeleton army?

e̘͔v͚͓̤̬̳̥e̯r͈̳̺͈y͙o͈͕̝͓̳n̠̤̱͇̬̞̮e̝̤̦̹ ͎̞c͍̖̼̹͍͇̼a͔̼ͅn͖̦̱̗̯̲ ̹̮̯͇j͖̱͔̻o̰̻͉͔̫i̟̝͖̳n͚̱̦̗̣

Anon:How big is your army

big enough B)

Anon:w h y a r e y o u r e c r u i t i n g f o r a n a r m y t h a t i s n t y o u r s

I m a d e m y o w n

Anon:Hello Sunny, you’re the commander of the Skeleton Corps right?

omfg
fucking-adorabloodthirsty

:Can everyone join your skeleton army??!!?!

osufensi

said:*rides up followed by large party* WE, TOO, SEEK TO JOIN THE SKELETON ARMY

yaaaas AT DAWN
WE RISE be ready

the pickup line they use on you:

carter:

“i’m new in town. could you give me directions to your apartment?”

hayes:

“are you religious? because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

matt:

“i thought happiness started with an H. why does mine start with U?”

taylor:

“i wanna live in your socks so i can be with you every step of the way.”

shawn:

“you’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

cameron:

“are you a tamale? because you’re hot.”

jack j: 

“baby, i’m no fred flintstone, but i can make your bedrock.”

nash:

“your body is 65% water and i’m thirsty.”

aaron:

“i play the field, and it looks like i just hit a home run with you.”

jack g:

“my name isn’t elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.”

BTS Reaction: You Drop A Piece Of Food Between Your Boobs //requested//

N A M J O O N

I volunteer to get it out for you!

Originally posted by asdfghobi

T A E H Y U N G

You got a little something- uh…*giggles*

Originally posted by taehyyungs

H O S E O K

Y/N: Hoseok what are you doing?

Him: It’s God…he’s testing me

Originally posted by j-hopegifs

S E O K J I N

*can’t even*

Originally posted by monchims

Y O O N G I 

Y/N: My eyes are up here

Him: W-what

Originally posted by sugagifs

J I M I N

*in the middle of a conversation* I know right because I just- *sees it fall* *gif*

Originally posted by pangguk

J U N G K O O K

Y/N: Where are you going?

Him: I’m going to rethink my life

Originally posted by pangguk