things some girls do that are cute

-scrunch up their nose when they smile/laugh

-long hair: put in ponytails. bonus if the ponytail bounces

-curly hair: just cute no matter what ?? 

-short hair: b e d h e a d

-running a hand through their hair absentmindedly when they’re thinking

-also having short hair but it’s kind of grown out past its shape so their hairs just really floppy

-wear clothes that are too big and the sleeves go over their hands

-flannel shirts

- b l u s h i n g

-get really excited about things they like and their whole face lights up when you mention it

-being happy

-love their pets a lot

-squint when doing makeup like it’s the most complicated thing ever because tbh it is

-sing/hum under their breath thinking no one can hear

-love their friends a lot

- ;) 

girls are such a blessing oh my g o d

a list of moments™ in musical theatre

-STAYYYYYY LITTLE VALLLLLENTIIIINE STAYYYYYYYYY and then the pause and the sudden decrescendo into “each day is valentine’s dayyyyy”
-ITS FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN and everything about that song
-all of “raise a little hell” and “this world will remember us” and everything about laura osnes and jeremy jordan
-the acapella part in “two by two” when they’re all clapping and some people are echoing and its just Pretty
-the harmonies on “moonlight swiiiiims”
-dum da da dum da da dum da da dum da da DUM DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DA M A C A V I T Y M A C A V I T Y
-the dirty bum bum bum bum the dirty bum bum bum bum bum HE HAD IT COMIN
-and i dug deep down to the bottom of my soul…and cried…'cause…i…felt…N O T H I N G
-will i ever make a sound………………ON THE OUTSIDE ALWAYS LOOKING IN and the lights change and then you burst into sobs
-YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE) YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE) YOU ARE NOT YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE)…even when the dark comes crashing through when you need a friend to carry you and when you’re b r o k e n o n t h e g r o u n d…………Y O U W I L L B E F O U N D
-do you KNOWWWW how great my life is
-and your keys OH OH OH OH your ring of keeeeeeeyyyys
-literally all of grease the musical
-or if i were a bell i’d go DING DONG DING DONG DINGGGGGG
-evERYthing’s comING up roSES and daFFOdils
-in new york you can JUST YOU WAIT in new york you can JUST YOU WAIT in new york you can be a new man IN NEW YORK NEW YORK JUST YOU WAIT
-the entirety of satisfied
-we won we won WE WON W E W O N
-if you stand for nothing burr what’ll you fall for …. i wanna be in the room where it happens the room where it happens……………and then the rest of that song from that point on
-its my candy store its my candy (mezzo harmony) its my candy store its my candy (soprano harmony) its my candy store its my candy STOOOOOORE WOAH OH WOAH
-into the woods !!!! into the woods !!!! yes into the woods and out of the woods and HOME BEFORE DARK
-everybody say yeaheeeeyeah (yeaheeeyeah)
-i am so much better ……… THAN BEFORRRRRRRRRRRE
-every day a little deaaaaaaaaaath (and then they hold the note for a million years and its heartbreaking)
-and andrey isn’t here……………(massive door slam)………………RAZ DAV TRI (the whole room lights up and you’re sobbing) AND THIS IS ALL IN YOUR PROGRAM
-the harmonies on the second AND THIS IS ALL IN YOUR PROGRAM
-all of no one else because denée benton is a princess
-dollllllokhovvvv the assassinnnn
-its alright natasha … i’m heeeeerrrre … so neeeeaaar …
-IS THIS HOW I DIE (extreme jazz™ plays)
-my brother is quite madly in love ………. he is quite madly in love with YOU my deeeeeeaaaaarrrr yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah ohhhh OHHHHHHHHH OH HOW SHE BLUSHES HOW SHE BLUSHES
-amber gray in general
-I W I L L L O V E Y O U A N A T O L E
-natalie natalie natalie i must love you or die NATALIE NATALIE NATALIE
-remember me to s t e s h k a THERE GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE
-and i’ll be happily happy yes happily happy and thoroughly SATISFIIIIIIIED
-the phantom’s theme
-ooooh oooooooooh ooh ooh JOIN US LEAVE YOUR FIELD TO FLOWER
-all of the Pulizter Prize winning musical Rent™
-i c e c r e a m … he bought me i c e c r e a m …vanilla i c e c r e a m … IMAGINE THAAAAT
-every single song in spring awakening what a jam™
-if i could concentrate…………I’D BE IN THE FOLLIES
-play it coooooooooool boy
-defying gravity as a whole
-ease on down ease on down the roooooaaaaad

shy/antisocial/introvert people at a party be like

•finding comfortable places to stay and enjoy the view
•dealing with “are you okay” “are you sad” “enjoy the fucking party ur not furniture” just because of your bored/sad natural resting face
•watching people’s embarrassing moments when they think nobody saw em and just being like Ron u shouldnt pick your nose like that u nasty
•catering dudes who constantly smile at you while doing their shit is the most wonderful thing ever
• analysing E V E R Y T H I N G AND E V E R Y O N E
• being the weird silent one who stands by the food table/trash cans/bathroom/stairs
• improving your socializing skills with cats or flowers
• that creepy one staring at you
• that annoying one who keeps talking to you
• food is the only friend in all this shit
• trying not to fall asleep
• that “i wanna go home” persistent thought

anonymous asked:

uh could you do some hcs bout Michael or Connor confessing to someone they've been pining over for a while? thx fam and good luck on your portfolio!

hello !!! i hope you like these HCs!! and i m sorry they aren t very good aaaa i hope you enjoy!!! and thankyou!!!!


-          Please, let this boy be happy

-          Michael probably had a whole thing set up okay

-          Like either you two are downstairs, playing video games, drinking Pepsi Crystal and he was planning on having a sleepover with u

-          He!!! Was!!! Shaking!!!!!

-          ‘michael wth I m beating u in Mario kart u okay’

-          ‘the student has surpassed the master’

-          Okay but his face would be all red and he d just look really cute

-          He honestly just doesn t believe that he deserves you and thinks that n o matter what u say, you will always be able to find someone better and it just ???? fucks him up and scares him

-          But the two of you will start calming down a bit and maybe u guys are just talking about school and he just turns to u and is like

-          ‘do u wanna share a slushie with me sometime? And maybe go to the arcade?’

-          And at first ur really confused like ???? we go to the arcade and stuff all of the time w Jeremy ??

-          And he sees the confusion, and he quickly adds

-          ‘I mean without Jeremy, yknow? The two of us? And,,, I ll pay for everything and all’

-          And u finally get it and !!!! ur face lights up !!! and Michael sees ur smile and he starts smiling and!!!! He s just really happy that ur smiling !!! and wow!!! This might work!!

-          U tell him that u ll totally go with him, but only if he confirms that it is a date

-          And while blushing and giggling he just responds ‘it’s a date !!!’ and he s all gushy and just !!! wow u actually want to go on a date w him!!!

-          U just made Michael a vvvv happy boy and he s so in love w u ???? he ll do anything for u and will buy u all of the slushies and honestly he just has a heck ton of tokens at the arcade take good care of him <3


-          Lbr connor would repress all of his romantic emotions for u

-          U wanted to hold his hand? No big deal, not like he felt a warm, fuzzy feeling in his stomach or anything ahhhahah what

-          The poor boy would sometimes be a total dick??? Just so u don t suspect anything???

-          But one day the two of you are star gazing and the moon light just looks sososo pretty reflecting in ur eyes and ur hair and u just look so kissable and he just loses himself in ur eyes

-          Once u notice and look at him, he immediately looks away and his face just explodes into a bright shade of red that the moonlight can t show and he s so embarrassed??? Ur going to think he s a creep?? Why would u want to date him??? Wth???

-          He slowly just starts yelling at himself mentally and all of his doubts are coming back but u just kinda slide ur hand onto his and he ??? nearly screams

-          The two of u just kinda sit there like that for a bit and then connor just sputters out

-          ‘I think I like you’

-          ‘you think?’

-          ‘okay, fuck, no’

-          ‘you don t like me?’

-          ‘no – I do like you’

-          ‘are you sure?’

-          ‘why the fuck wouldn t I like you?’

-          And then he just goes on and  o n about everything he loves about you and he doesn t even realize but he just slowly starts adding comments about how he doesn t get why someone as cute as you would hang out with a fuckwad like him

-          And it just breaks your heart?? Bc here is this tall, tough looking dude just g u s h I n g about everything he loves about you and how much he despises himself and he just wants you to be happy and ???

-          Instead of saying anything, u just gently hold his hand and lean ur head on his shoulder and u guys just stay like that for a while, just in each other’s presence and just making sure that connor knows u are here and that u are there for him

-          Connor is doing his best right now, and that s all u can ask for

When They Wake Up Next To You

{g osh my body B U R N S for this request thank you and everything you’ve done ever}

This was a request from @alteaplier I had lost the original ask for it but it has finally been finished!! Hope you enjoy it may be a bit cheesy and sappy but I L I V E for that ~~~~~~~~~~~ [Shiro]

•you and him totally fell asleep holding one another, but your back is against his (godly) chest

•when he wakes up and rubs his crusty eyelids and can actually see you clearly, he’s already setting up a thanksgiving dinner just for an excuse to thank whoever is up there something extra

•it’s only now does he realize he’s awake really early, probably around 2 or 3AM

•it’s only when he feels how sticky he is with sweat and how he’s breathing quite heavily does he realize he woke up from a nightmare that he’s glad he forgot

•and that’s also when he realizes that you’re face and just the fact you are alive and well and breathing was the reason he forgot so quickly

is very hesitant to reach for your face because he feels that it may be a dream that you’re there, and when he touches you…

•you’ll disappear

•once he touches your cheek and nothing happens, he lets out a breath he didn’t realize he was holding and just laughs

•(oh go sh k i l l me) he leans in and kisses the top of your forehead and then light pulls you closer to him

•kinda feels like crying because you’re so pure and full of love and thinks you don’t deserve him because he feels he isn’t “to your standards” and is imperfect

•but then he swipes that from his mind because if he had said that out loud and you were awake to hear it you would probably smack the back of his head or start crying (+ a long lecture about why he’s perfect the way he is, even if he bites into ice cream) there’s no in between

•falls asleep easily and dreams of something a lot better than usual


•definitely woke up because you turned toward him

•opens his eyes and just smiles but not like a H U G E grin, just, a smile showing he is content and pleased and, happy. yeah, happy.

•the both of you are in his room in the castle, he’s facing toward the wall with his back to the window.

•the way the light pours in, and rests ever so gently upon your face absolutely blows him away

•you know those times when you just think, and realize wow, I’m actually seeing this with my own two eyes, I am living and breathing and my internal body can do wonders beyond the minds of others. That’s what’s happening.

•he’s seeing you, and truly you, in front of him, where your only worries are your dreams and whether they are good or bad

•just the way the light is on you, and his shoulder casts a shadow on it as well, makes him feel so breathtaken (that’s a word right?) and he has no idea why

•rubs his thumb against your cheek and just shuts his eyes slowly and takes it in. Your feel, your smell, everything.

•kisses your forehead, nose, cheeks, eyelids, eyebrows, that one very obvious freckle on your face that you clearly despise because of how obvious it is but he just loves it

•I’m getting sappy and I want to cry pls end me

•bruv you open your eyes at the right time and he just sees how beautiful your eyes are with the light on them like that and he just rolls onto his back

•goes “ok woah who gave you permission! Certainly not me!”

•God could he get used to this though.


•I feel like he wouldn’t have known you were sleeping with him in the first place

•he probably had some nightmare and you happened to be awake to hear it happening and your mom instincts came on and you went in his room right away

•his head was under your chin, so when he woke up he was really confused and gently pulled back

•sees you and is just so confused for several minutes

•like, “what? when did u get here? why?”

•100% believes he doesn’t deserve you

•although he believes that, he still cherishes you and doesn’t try to bring you down by telling you how he feels about your relationship with him

•I feel he’s the one to wake you up, whether it’s an accident or on purpose.

•maybe he pushes you lightly and whispers your name a few times and it’s all just so he could thank you politely and properly

•or he noticed how your hair was stuck under your eyelashes and your mouth and he has super short nails so he accidentally pinches you grabbing them

•totally laughs if that’s the case like I’ll fight you on this

•you: “keith ow wtf”

•keith: pffffffffttttttttfffffff


•omg please my pure chil d I love him sm


•holds your hands

•rubs his hands up the sides of your arms and on your waist

•just, gosh my breathing is slowing down and now its speeding up and I can see every math equation

•already knows he’s gonna make you some B O M B A S S b-fast and even if you don’t like it he’ll make it better!

•besides that, he almost cried and he’s just like “ohmygodjdbbd hhhhhhhhhffffff I love you”

•let’s say he has a camera on him, 99.9999999% chance he’ll take a photo of you no matter the flash

•you’ll probably wake up and be like ok tf

•he just looks at you, gently pulls you to him with his hand on the back of your head and kisses your forehead, then rests his own against it

••you’re probably blown away because he’s so wholesome and sweet especially so early in the morning where souls are still asleep

•tells you to go back to sleep

•if u do he’ll play with your hair and if you don’t he’ll play with your hair

•coran walks in at one point and hunk just fukcing stares him in the eyes and coran puts his hands up and backs out “ok ok ok ok ok o-”


•as soon as I saw this request I had Pidge’s planned out RIGHT away

•ok so basically, pidge is designing a new robot that can help create fabrics and new clothes for everyone in the castle, for when they don’t have the time to borrow some from Coran or Allura or go to a Space Mall

•you watch as her brain works through everything and her fingers are moving so quickly as she pieced together each and every intricate part of the robot

•you end up falling asleep on her shoulder and she doesn’t realize until she herself starts drifting off so you both fall asleep against the side of her bed

•allura happens to be checking on you and asks Shiro to help the both of you into the bed

•when Pidge wakes up not only is she confused, she’s also worried

•you two had stayed up so late, that there’s no doubt it’s really late into the afternoon, but when she realizes it’s not, and she must’ve woke up randomly, she sighs in relief

•she kisses your forehead and just continues to look at you

•touch your face again? Never. she didn’t want to risk waking you, or stirring you to the point that you roll over

•everything was perfect, almost all stress was gone from her

•her last thought before falling asleep is “I hope we find Matt soon, alive and well, so he can meet the person that makes me truly feel and truly love.”

•most likely whispers I love you or holds your hand before falling into a lovely slumber

RFA pickup lines ;)))
  • You: *sneezes*
  • Zen: I would say God bless you, but he already did.
  • You: B L U S H I N G
  • Yoosung: MC!
  • You: Yeah?
  • Yoosung: Can you hold this? *offers piece of candy*
  • You: *takes it* yeah-
  • Yoosung: *is now holding hands with you*
  • slim fucker
  • Jumin: I know you're perfect, but the one thing I would change is your last name.
  • Seven: Are you a hipster? Becoz you make my hips STIR
  • You: ..
  • Seven: 8D
  • V: *is already turning red* I'm not this tall, I'm just standing on my love for you.
  • Saeran: If I told you your body was hot would you hold it against me
  • You: What did you just say
  • Saeran: nOTHING
  • Hinata: Hey Kageyama, can you pass me the salt?
  • Kageyama: *Looks over at Tsukki* I would but it's too far away and a little too heavy for me.
  • Tsukki: *Tries to get up*
  • Yamaguchi: *Holds Tsukki down and throws the salt at Hinata*
  • Kageyama: U G H
  • Hinata: *In the corner crying* i just wanted s a l t
BTS REACTION: You want to take a bath with them


On another note, I only got 2/5 request done. AGGGGHHHHHH! 😭  I’m so sorry but preparations for my vacation and practically working as a maid has been taking a lot of my time this week.

1) To anon who sent the illness request, it’s almost done but its coming out much longer than intended since I’ve tailored each reaction to a symptom. I did that to avoid them all sounding the same.

2) To anon who sent the insecurity request, I’m trying to think of a way to avoid the reactions from sounding too similar. I want to give you high quality reactions, not generic ones, so please understand the delay!

3) To the user who sent the cheating request, I’m really excited to write this one. I have it all outlined in my head it’s just a matter of putting it down.

Once again, I will be answering all the asks I can. If I have the time I will work on the requests and ask Admin Skittles to post them for me if I finish them. Otherwise, I won’t be posting anything else personally. Thank you so much for your understanding and I hope you guys have a wonderful weekend! 😊 

-Admin Goddessmoony

S E O K J I N:

He kisses you on the lips, “I’ll get some candles and you can pick out the bath bomb, okay?”

Originally posted by blackandwhitebangtan

Y O O N G I:

He chuckles at you while hugging you from behind, “A bath huh? We can use the bath bomb, have flowers, candles, everything, but I want you to wash my hair for me. Deal?”

Originally posted by sugaglos

H O S E O K:

It may be your idea but he wants to set everything up. “You sit right there, Y/N! I’ll get everything ready! Hmmm…Let’s see, red roses or white roses? What about both?”

Originally posted by yourhopeyourangeeel

N A M J O O N:

“We have one problem, what if I’m too tall to fit in the bathtub?” he says. At first you thought he was just being a smart ass to not take a bath with you but he actually has a very valid point.

Originally posted by namseoke

J I M I N:

He has on a really pleased smile but you can tell he’s a little shy from the blush on his cheeks, “A bath sounds nice.”

Originally posted by miniaturesaladturtle

T A E H Y U N G:

“Ahhh, Y/N, you are too cute. Let’s get everything ready, shall we?” He says that even though he stalls you two by peppering you with kisses.

Originally posted by myjaebutt

J U N G K O O K:

“Will this bath have bubbles?” You sigh when you hear him say this. You have to explain that bath bombs do in fact make bubbles, colorful ones. He pecks you on the lips, “I’m in, but I get to be the big spoon.”

Originally posted by roselstra

Send requests for texts, reactions, scenarios, or moodboards (☞◣д◢)☞

Kang Daniel as your boyfriend

  • a fluff ball
  • sweetest human being
  • he loves you more than he love his cat ..sometimes
  • everything awkward at first .. because he likes you too much 
  • but then he will be more confident
  • love the way you talk
  • always has his arms around you
  • “pls, don’t smile anymore.. my heart will explode”
  • “why are you so cuuuuute?”
  • he loves to see you playing with Peter and Rooney
  • “N/Y play with me plsssss~”
  • this boy adores you
  • a lot of flirt .. a lot
  • endless flirting
  • “shorty”
  • constantly reminds you that you’re the most beautiful person in the world
  • helps you a lot
  • he will always make first move
  • morning kisses
  • his fluffy morning hair
  • walks in the park
  • he just needs everyone to know that you’re his
  • a lot of awkward moments lmao
  • he doesn’t believe in love at first sight until he meet you
  • he would do anything to make sure you only looked at him
  • always makes time for you
  • your parents love him more than they love you lol
  • “N/Y! You’re so immature. Do you want me to call you my baby? :”>”
  • so much skinship
  • his eyes fixate onto your lips
  • his smirk
  • his smile
  • first time when you say “I love you” he’s like:  *blushing* “…..wut?…uhm… I can’t hear you,,,,,,, can you say it again? :D”
  • h u g s
  • he would always bring flowers
  • makes you stand on your toes to kiss him
  • loves PDA
  • he gets really insecure if you have male friends 
  • Would get jealous so easily istg but he just wouldn’t show it just give you the silent treatment rude
  • but he can’t stay like this too long
  • he is a happy virus
  • piggy back rides
  • eskimo kisses
  • spending the night together in your apartment *cough* “playing games” *cough*
  • he would never fight with you
  • loves to touch you

To be quite honest, if you’re one of those “I don’t owe you an explanation, use google” queers/sjw, I can’t help but wonder if you realize how fucking privileged you are.

How privileged do you have to be to be able to afford telling a potential ally (or at least less bigoted) to go fuck themselves when they ask you a question.

And there’s a H U G E difference between telling an obvious sealioner to crawl up their own ass and tearing down someone asking a genuine question.

Can they use google? Yes. But for whatever reason they’ve decided to ask you. Maybe its out of convenience, maybe they want your specific opinion/perspective, maybe they’re just too lazy or don’t really care enough to do their own research.

Either way, you are being presented the opportunity to teach someone something important, and you’re throwing that away. You’re telling them, and anyone who sees your comment, that you don’t actually care about changing anyone’s opinion on queer folk.

Whether you like it or not, aggression chases off allies. Because ‘open minded’ people become 'non bigoted’ people become shitty allies become kinda ok allies and so on and so forth. And frankly, I’d rather have a shitty ally who’s support is conditional who can maybe learn to be less shitty, than a douche bag that’s decided to continue being a douchebag forever because some trans person couldn’t be fucked to decline politely.

You don’t have to educate every single person that asks you a question. But don’t shut them down and tell them to use google.

A simple “I’m not up for explaining it right now, maybe later/maybe someone else can explain it” will suffice.

“Go use google I don’t owe you shit 🙃🙃🙃” isn’t gonna get you anywhere and its such a shitty, privileged response.

If the other person isn’t be rude, its fucking childish to respond to them with that kind of attitude.

If you’re actively putting out posts about queerness and putting yourself in the public eye as a queer activist-

If you self identify. As a queer activist. And then refuse to offer education to cishets. You’re not an activist, you’re just an angry minority.

✨🌸Soft MC🌸✨

[I decided to self indulge and post these head-canons haha! If you sent in a request don’t worry! I’m working on them and they’ll be up when I’m done! It’s just that I attend boarding school sorry! That being said! I’m quickening my pace up so request are open and encouraged!]


  • Let’s be real; if you’re a softie you’re the exact type of person Yoosung envisioned you to be.
  • Don’t be too soft, for example:
  • “You remind me so much of Rika! You make my heart swell!”
  • “I’m glad I make you happy Yoosung. As long as your happy I’m whoever you’d like.”
  • No no. That’ll end you up with a bad ending.
  • But if you just so happen to be soft-spoken and able to express yourself with your eyes he’ll definitely be putty.
  • You’re so pretty? Not necessarily feminine but not rough and with soft-tasting cherry Chapstick.
  • Of course he so happens to be the type of guy to get lost in staring at you while you do totally mundane things.
  • His favorite part of you? Your soft hands and cheeks.
  • He’s so in love whenever he’s just around you; so stereotypical.


  • Okay yeah; he acts with gorgeous, talented (wo)men. 
  • But none of them have that special aura around them.
  • Wether you be the most attractive or not he’d definitely get lost in your features.
  • Your delicate nature reminds him of a loving mom, he gets choked up sometimes because this is what he always wanted: a easeful source of affection. You’re so special to him.
  • He really wants to protect you; of course. You aren’t helpless. Your personality is just soft.
  • He just doesn’t really get that for a while.
  • “Be careful babe! You’ll trip!”
  • “Zen, I appreciate the concern but that stone is a few feet away.”
  • That was just an excuse so he can carry you home, he’s so dramatic.
  • He would love your hair, especially if it was recently washed with vanilla shampoo.
  • He may be the star but he’s the one who’s star-struck.


  • You would think it would be tricky to end up with her considering you’re supposed to be this sort-of rebellious affirmation in her life.
  • But it isn’t really necessary to be rough around the edges to encourage her.
  • She still expected you to be this tough, go-getter.
  • Yet you were but a determined, fluffy, sap.
  • And honestly;;; she glossed over that first thought so quickly when she hugged and melted into you.
  • Ofc soft MC is a great hugger.
  • She doesn’t really like physical affection but she can’t help but want to be intimate with you.
  • You just draw her in so much.
  • She has such a big crush.
  • Jelly-legged and with a rapid heart-beat every time you ‘platonically’ caress her hand.
  • She’s stuck in a pit of rapid emotions and new experiences; all thanks to you.


  • The call everyone knows about: “Rate my voice.”
  • He was sort of taken aback, your voice was whispy and very pleasant. It wasn’t shy, it wasn’t a whisper, in fact it may even be raspy if that’s the kind of voice you have.
  • It was just;;; he could feel your personality seep in through your voice. And it made him feel strange.
  • Trophy-wives are just there to brag and spend, yes some may act delicate but it was easy to see through them.
  • He glanced at you, saw your genuine smile and his whole world started to revolve around you.
  • Strictly cold Jumin Han realized he had fallen in love then and there.
  • I mean when ya think about it;;; soft people are the type of people that can break Jumin’s shell the most. 
  • Some would think your softness was contagious but he was always a softie just never knew it himself.
  • Tulips are your favorite flower? Here, have a bouquet until you grow tired of them. You like your eggs sunny-side up? H E R E , HAVE THEM U N T I L YOU G R O W  T  I  R E D .
  • Probably touches you softly because he thinks he’ll contaminate your ‘innocence.’
  • “Honey, just because I’m soft doesn’t mean I’m clueless.”
  • “Love, you are extremely intelligent I just don’t want you to stress out…” Aka. Lemme pamper you ilysm


  • Your gentle charisma and loving words make him super suspicious.
  • People like you are the worst type of people; the ones that make you attached just to take advantage of you when the guards down.
  • But as much as his mind screamed no his feelings decided to run rampage in his chest.
  • He constantly looked through the CCTV; not only for your safety but for any hints of a conspiracy against him or the RFA.
  • And after a few days… There was nothing.
  • No evil schemes, no plotting, no nothing. Just you doing a silly dance while pointing at the CCTV you know he was looking at you from.
  • He snickered but his chest lingered, fixated on you.
  • Imagine the whole 'pushing you away’ thing with such a sensitive person.
  • His heart sank when you began to cry.
  • After that whole fiasco he hated to see you cry. He’d do everything in his power to stop it.
  • Sometimes he thinks he overwhelms you with his personality but your always there for him to goof along with.
  • He’s so enwrapped with you that his breathing hitches when you merely hug him and your soft eyelashes tickle his cheek.
  • Jesus Christ help this man.
18!Wonho [ Fake ]

The 18 series is based off of these lyrics from ‘18′ by Anarbor
Each will end & work out differently. Read a/n at bottom for explanation to *fake

So if you wanna piss off your parents
date me to scare them
show them you’re all grown up
If long hair and tattoos are what attract you
baby then you’re in luck
and I know it’s just a phase
you’re not in love with me

Originally posted by wonhontology

▪ Tattoo artist
▪ Drinks
▪ “Probably flirts with any piece of ass he sees!” - parent
▪ “You will not be dating him under this roof!” - parent
▪ He overhears
▪ Rolls his eyes
▪ Yanks you out of the house
▪ Think he’s brain washing you
▪ He’s literally the bane of your parent’s existence
▪ Slowly your arms are filled with tattoos
▪ “Isn’t he a great artist?” - you, with a shit eating grin
▪ Acts like the biggest asshole ever in front of them
▪ Enjoys provoking them
▪ Enjoys it more when you just snort
▪ Pretty good actor
▪ Parents are just waiting for him to slip up
▪ You to end up pregnant
▪ Anything they can use to prove you wrong about him
▪ It’s all fake
▪ In reality
▪ He’s the softest squish ever
▪ You got tired of being babied by your parents
▪ You found him in a shop
▪ Of course, you both knew it wasn’t love
▪ At first
▪ You needed someones help and he had free time
▪ So you decided to put on a little show with him
▪ He already had the leather jacket
▪ Throw in some hair gel, and eyeliner
▪ Rough him up a bit
▪ For parents who have a straight A student
▪ Who does everything she’s told
▪ That’s a nightmare to see
▪ You became the closest of friends
▪ After all - you were pretending to date
▪ Pretty much gives you the world on a platter
▪ You enjoy the artwork he puts on you
▪ Very passionate about said art
▪ Basically lets you do what you want
▪ “Can I dye your hair-”
▪ “What? No- Why?”
▪ “Because…”
▪ Cue puppy eyes
▪ He stares at you for a few minutes
▪ Determined not to break
▪ “U g h f ine- Just the tips.”
▪ You make an absolute mess of your shitty apartments bathroom
▪ “Do I look good?”

▪ “You always do.”
▪ He really does love you
▪ Neither of you expected to be here
▪ You were unaware of his growing love
▪ You were just happy to be out of your home
▪ One day you woke up to the smell of burnt food
▪ Wobbled to the kitchen
▪ It took you a moment but you realized just how good looking he was
▪ It escalated from there
▪ What was there not to like?
▪ He had a steady job
▪ Kept food in the house
▪ Takes care of you
▪ Helps you in any way he could
▪ Treats you like a goddess
▪ “If you keep staring at me, I’ll catch on fire- everything okay?”
▪ “I think I love you.”
▪ He literally drops the food on the floor
▪ “Oh thank god you do?”
▪ Confused
▪ “Wait, what do you mean tha—-”
▪ You get cut off by him lifting you up, and kissing you
▪ Because
▪ “I’ve wanted to do that since the first time you told your parents to fxxk off.”
▪ You permanently move in
▪ He continues treating you like royalty
▪ What could you say? Trying to piss your parents off was the best choice you’d ever made.

Originally posted by wonho-be-mine

* [ Fake ] means that he was never the bad guy. Each one of the 18 posts with have a different one.

BTS REACTION: You two are in an argument

These reactions are for very general arguments, if you want something more specific don’t be afraid to send another request! Also, just fyi, I am not against writing angst. Thank you so much, for some sad reason I actually really enjoyed writing these! You are in my heart anon-chan ♡ 

-Admin Goddessmoony

S E O K J I N:

He wants to talk through the argument calmly, you’re both adults so it shouldn’t be so hard. But it takes a while as both of you often have to take breathers before your anger can get the best of you.

“Y/N, I love you and I don’t want us to go to bed angry at each other. So neither of us are sleeping until we get this resolved.”

Originally posted by kim-soekjins

I could not find an angsty gif of this dork

Y O O N G I:

His anger is growing as the argument progresses but he won’t storm off. No, he won’t leave you like that because it will cause you unnecessary worry and obscurity of where you two stand. He takes a deep breathe.

“Y/N I’m losing my temper and I really don’t want to take it out on you so I’m going to our room to calm down and when I get out we are going to talk through this like the fucking adults we are…Please, don’t leave the house meanwhile,” his voice sounds desperate towards the end and it causes you to falter.

Originally posted by shittyoongi

H O S E O K:

He doesn’t like being angry at you, he doesn’t like you being angry at him. Seriously, how did things escalate so quickly? He just wants it to be over but you won’t let it go.

“Y/N please,” his voice cracks and tears are building in his eyes, “let’s not fight anymore.”

You had felt so righteous in your anger a second ago, but now you aren’t so sure. Are you right? Or are you refusing to be wrong?

Originally posted by jhopingforhoseok

Just seeing this gif makes me want to cry tbh

N A M J O O N:

He knows that the argument is starting to get out of hand but he doesn’t want to admit that he’s wrong and neither do you. Which of you is right? Or are you both wrong for letting it get to this point? At that realization he quickly wraps you into a hug, you had just been yelling at him half a second ago so you are understandably shocked.

“We are both wrong, Y/N. For letting this argument fuel us to say unkind things to each other. I love you and you love me, we shouldn’t ever forget that.”

Originally posted by joonie-bts

J I M I N:

He can’t bear to look into your eyes as you are yelling at him, which unknowingly fuels your anger. Is he really not paying attention to you when it was him who started this argument in the first place?!

“Look at me in the fucking eyes Jimin! Look at me!”

“I can’t,” he whispers and his voice sounds so broken you just stop, “I’m scared that I’ll see how much you hate me right now.”

Originally posted by kookielife

T A E H Y U N G:

The second he raises his voice at you he regrets it. Before you can even form a response he’ll pull you into his chest, pressing your face into his shoulder.

“Shhh…Shh…I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Let’s not do this. You’re right, you’re right, you’re always right,” he says while stroking your hair lovingly.

You’re not entirely sure you are, but just like him you don’t want to raise your voice to the same person you whisper i love yous too.

Originally posted by toughchim

J U N G K O O K:

You two are so young, and therefore, not so emotionally mature. Both of you want the argument to end but neither of you can stop the spiteful, almost cruel, words tumbling out of your mouths. Once he sees tears fall down your face it makes him aware of his own tears. With no hesitation he wraps you into his arms and kisses you on the forehead.

“I’m sorry for everything I said. I love you so much Y/N and I shouldn’t have let my anger do the talking. I promise to never speak to you like that again.”

Originally posted by nochujeonggukie

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Being Bruce Wayne’s Childhood Friend Turned Girlfriend Would Include...

Being Bruce Wayne’s Childhood Friend Turned Girlfriend would include…

Warnings: swearing. Im sorry im like this.


- Both of you meeting at a banquet when you were just five

- You played tag


- You got caught

   - A lot

- “I told you I was better!” *you blow raspberry*

- “Mom! Look! I have a new friend!! His name is Bruce!” “Hello Madam! I’m Bruce!”

   - T h e y  lo v e  h i m

      - Who doesn’t??¿¿

- “Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuucey!” “What’s wrong?!” “Can I have some water please?”

“Mommy, can (y/n) sleep over?” “Of course!

- His parents a d o r e you

- They always invite you over

- You accompany him on his yearly hikes with his dad

- You always play around the manor with him and Alfred

  - Usually tag and hide and seek



- He asked you out on your first ‘date’ on his tenth birthday ball

- It was on the hike; that year you both went alone

- He said “Look! (F/C) rocks!”

  - O B V I O U S L Y you followed them

- It lead to a bouquet of corndogs

  - Because you don’t care for flowers and UHM F O O D

- The card is a big cake with (F/C) frosting forming “Will you be my date to the ball?”

   - O f  c o u r s e

- You didn’t really think of it as a date; you were just ten at the time and you didn’t care about boys that way

- At the ball, you had a simple white dress and he was wearing an adorable suit and tie.

- You stayed at the snack bar and played with him; because EWWWW DANCING WITH A BOY

   - c o o t i e s

- Then your parents forced you


   - “Ow that’s my foot!”

   - “Dude my knee!”

   - “F U N N Y B O N E”

- You just swayed around when the slow song came on

- Then you saw him smile as he placed his hand on your waist and felt a SBDOSBFJSHSOFBFUXNSL right in your heart and you fucking knew you loved this boy

- You were just ten but you knew for a fact that you were gonna marry this boy

   - “I dare you to tell me I won’t marry him, (o/b/f/n). I fucking dare you.”

- So, at the end of the day, when you went back home

- You fucking kissed his cheek before running away

- You didn’t see him hold a hand to his cheek and blush madly

- And you didn’t know that he felt the same thing as you had earlier



- You arrived at the crime scene not giving a flying fuck when the cops said you couldn’t trespass

- “(y/n)… They’re gone… I’ll never get to tell them I love them anymore…” “Bruce, I’m here for you… Always.”

- Ofc you cried With him; They were like your second parents

- Alfred often called you over during the time he wanted to test himself

  • “BRUCE!” “It’s okay, it’s just a little burn.” “YOUR WHOLE HAND IS RED”
  • “Eat.” “I’m not hungry.” “Eat, or I swear I’m gonna shove this down your throat.”

One day, you were invited over.

  • “Is it a special occasion?” “No, I just want you to see something…”

- It was getting to watch his Training with Alfred.

- G o d d a m n  

- H e  l o o k e d  s o  g o o d

- He was so concentrated

- And that’s when you discovered something new



- You saw some girl appear next to you

- She was so quiet you got fucking scared

- “Hey.” “H-hey… I like your hair, it looks fucking awesome.” “Thanks, I’m Selina, but my friends call me Cat.”

- “Hi (y/n)! You’ve met Cat, I see? :)” “Yes I have; w-why is she here??”

   - ((B e i n g  l o w k e y  j e a l o u s))

- “She saw who killed my parents.”


- Trying to hide it but she knows what’s up

- She’s so fucking disrespectful to Alfred you have to restrain yourself from attacking her

- When she left you turned to Bruce

- “Who the f-” “Ahem, Miss. (l/n).” “Sorry, Alfred. Who the fricketty-frack?!”

- “I told you!” “WHY IS SHE HERE?!” “She needs to get accommodated and acquainted with me if she’s going to testify.”

- “Ah. I c.” “Why are you so con-” “nO rEaSoN.”


- You had come over to his house to speak with him about your feelings for him and what do you walk in on?

- Cat kissing him.

- A n d  h i m  k i s s i n g  b a c k

   - You hid ofc.

- “Do you fucking think im ever going to let him look at me again?¿?¿”

- You were running away as you bumped into Alfred and he asked if you were okay.

   - Your eyes started welling up with tears as you said “Absolutely.”

- You didn’t want to see him anymore. It hurt a lot to see him love someone else.

- You were thirteen, and had experienced heartbreak. It’s not like you enjoyed it. It felt terrible; you wanted to die. You felt unloved and useless to anyone.

- One day your phone rang

   - “Ms. (l/n), Master Bruce would very much appreciate If you came by for a short visit-”

   - “No.”


- You came over. You were gonna tell him.

   - Screw the consequences.

- You walked in on the same fucking girl.

- But Bruce was crying.

- “I didn’t see who killed your parents. I lied.”


- You punched her in the face and she scratched your cheek.

- She left with a bloody nose :)


  • You turned back to him and he was still teary eyed
  • You hugged him so hard he had to say “I-I can’t breathe…”
  • When you pulled back you looked at him
  • The young boy you had always known to be a little happy joker ((hehe)) was turning into a man, bent on justice.
  • And you still loved him.
  • So you kissed him.
  • He was taken aback, but kissed back
  • He placed his hands on your waist and yours on his shoulders
  • You kissed for like five minutes but it wasn’t enough
  • Alfred was the one who ruined it
  • “Master Bruce- oh my…” “Alfred I can explai-” “FINALLY!”
  • “I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BLOODY DAY SINCE HIS TENTH BIRTHDAY.” He chants as he stomps around the mansion
  • “So… How long have you liked me Bruce…?”
  • “Since my tenth birthday ball… What about you?”
  • “The same thing…”
  • That one question burning your insides. So you let it out
  • “Why did you kiss Selina?”
  • “I didn't… She kissed me…”
  • Tears forming and him wiping them away when they fall
  • “I only love you, (y/n)…”

((bts thats not my gif :)))

To the “Joshler” haters:

Since a lot of friends, artists and writers in general get TON OF SHIT for drawing or writing about the “Joshler” concept (resulting in, basically, censorship):

Can you just stop being a wuss over a ship we all know it’s not real (breaking news: like 99% of the other ships on the internet)? Here’s a life changing tip: let people fantasize to whatever the fuck they want. Don’t you have something more IMPORTANT and CONCRETE to fight? Even your fucking idols joke about it, g r o w  u p  a n d  d o  s o m e t h i n g  m o r e  m e a n i n g f u l  t h a n  b e i n g  u n n e c e s s a r i l y  a n g r y  (and that’s a whole new level of being a dumb child) at people’s fantasies.

ps. Jenna probably laughs at how triggered you are over her husband.

pps. you can apply this ^^^ to basically every “ship”.

assbutt-of-the-readers  asked:

okAY SO I KIND OF HAVE A THEORY THAT IS REALLY FAR FETCHED AND PROBABLY IS STUPID. But okay so do you remember that one character Mark did with the Cyndago boys?I think it was Daniel and Ryan but it was the author dude? Havent you noticed that he kind of disappeared? Youd think that someone who can write what ever they want wouldn't be so easy to get rid of right? What if he never went away? What if he's been the one behind Dark/Wilf/Google this whole time? Just sitting there, writing stuff.


h o l y  f u c k i n g  s h i t


@markired lOOK

INFPs have such a deep compacity for ❤~love~❤️, and 💖~caring~💖, and 

B U R N I N G   H A T R E D

reasons why cold weather is a++ and hot weather is death but not the fun kind

  • when it is too cold you can always put on more layers
  • when it is too hot you have to   r e m o v e   y o u r   s k i n
  • when it is cold you can wear cute sweaters and fuzzy hats
  • when it is hot to avoid overheating you must wear clothes that expose your flesh leaving you   v u l n e r a b l e   t o   t h e   e n e m y
  • when it is cold you can burrow in blankets to keep warm
  • when it is hot your body   w e e p s   t o   k e e p   y o u   a l i v e
  • when it is cold most bugs hibernate, stay underground, migrate, etc.
  • when it is hot people are   o p e n   s e a s o n   f o r   t h o s e   b u g g y   m o t h e r f u c k e r s
  • when it is cold and humid you can see your breath and it smells like rain
  • when it is hot and humid   h e l l   i s   m a n i f e s t i n g   o n   e a r t h     a n d   t h e   s u f f e r i n g   h a s   b e g u n
Street musician!Woozi

Requested by anon: hello! May I please request a Jihoon scenario where he’s a street musician across the street from where you work? Can be angst or fluff, I’ll leave that up to you. Thank you!

here you go anon!!! i chose fluff bc i think ppl need a break from that zombie apocalypse hwiyoung au…. LMAO i hope it was fulfilling to read happy reading from your fav mom!!!

warnings: fluff, the kind where u wanna punch them :))) woozi is a lil shit but what’s new

  • You’re a waitress at this cozy little restaurant on a fairly busy street
  • So you have quite a number of customers coming in frequently and have a handful of regulars
  • The restaurant has picked up popularity as of recent and unfortunately you guys are a little understaffed
  • So you and just a few other employees are constantly on your toes running back and forth from order to order
  • It’s a literal workout sigh
  • And you’re always extremely exhausted and ready to KO after every shift
  • One day you’re feeling more irritable because of difficult customers and restlessness
  • You’re bundled up in your lil warm coat while the winter wind chills you down to the bone
  • “Just a little more until you reach home y/n” you muttered yourself and continued trudging home
  • When you got to the end of the street your ears perked at a melodious sound
  • A crowd was increasing by the second and you’re trying to push your way to the front to get a good view bc wOW MUSIC!!1!!
  • Perched on a bench was a guy and his trusty guitar don’t hurt soonyoung

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