U G H CAN I JUST BE YOU

things some girls do that are cute

-scrunch up their nose when they smile/laugh

-long hair: put in ponytails. bonus if the ponytail bounces

-curly hair: just cute no matter what ?? 

-short hair: b e d h e a d

-running a hand through their hair absentmindedly when they’re thinking

-also having short hair but it’s kind of grown out past its shape so their hairs just really floppy

-wear clothes that are too big and the sleeves go over their hands

-flannel shirts

- b l u s h i n g

-get really excited about things they like and their whole face lights up when you mention it

-being happy

-love their pets a lot

-squint when doing makeup like it’s the most complicated thing ever because tbh it is

-sing/hum under their breath thinking no one can hear

-love their friends a lot

- ;) 

girls are such a blessing oh my g o d

RFA pickup lines ;)))
  • You: *sneezes*
  • Zen: I would say God bless you, but he already did.
  • You: B L U S H I N G
  • Yoosung: MC!
  • You: Yeah?
  • Yoosung: Can you hold this? *offers piece of candy*
  • You: *takes it* yeah-
  • Yoosung: *is now holding hands with you*
  • slim fucker
  • Jumin: I know you're perfect, but the one thing I would change is your last name.
  • Seven: Are you a hipster? Becoz you make my hips STIR
  • You: ..
  • Seven: 8D
  • V: *is already turning red* I'm not this tall, I'm just standing on my love for you.
  • Saeran: If I told you your body was hot would you hold it against me
  • You: What did you just say
  • Saeran: nOTHING
  • Hinata: Hey Kageyama, can you pass me the salt?
  • Kageyama: *Looks over at Tsukki* I would but it's too far away and a little too heavy for me.
  • Tsukki: *Tries to get up*
  • Yamaguchi: *Holds Tsukki down and throws the salt at Hinata*
  • Kageyama: DID YOU JUST HIT HINATA WITH SALT
  • Yamaguchi: WELL YOU CALLED TSUKKI A SALT SHAKER
  • Kageyama: U G H
  • Tsukki: PEOPLE LIKE YOU PISS ME OFF
  • Hinata: *In the corner crying* i just wanted s a l t
When They Wake Up Next To You

{g osh my body B U R N S for this request thank you and everything you’ve done ever}

This was a request from @alteaplier I had lost the original ask for it but it has finally been finished!! Hope you enjoy it may be a bit cheesy and sappy but I L I V E for that ~~~~~~~~~~~ [Shiro]

•you and him totally fell asleep holding one another, but your back is against his (godly) chest

•when he wakes up and rubs his crusty eyelids and can actually see you clearly, he’s already setting up a thanksgiving dinner just for an excuse to thank whoever is up there something extra

•it’s only now does he realize he’s awake really early, probably around 2 or 3AM

•it’s only when he feels how sticky he is with sweat and how he’s breathing quite heavily does he realize he woke up from a nightmare that he’s glad he forgot

•and that’s also when he realizes that you’re face and just the fact you are alive and well and breathing was the reason he forgot so quickly

is very hesitant to reach for your face because he feels that it may be a dream that you’re there, and when he touches you…

•you’ll disappear

•once he touches your cheek and nothing happens, he lets out a breath he didn’t realize he was holding and just laughs

•(oh go sh k i l l me) he leans in and kisses the top of your forehead and then light pulls you closer to him

•kinda feels like crying because you’re so pure and full of love and thinks you don’t deserve him because he feels he isn’t “to your standards” and is imperfect

•but then he swipes that from his mind because if he had said that out loud and you were awake to hear it you would probably smack the back of his head or start crying (+ a long lecture about why he’s perfect the way he is, even if he bites into ice cream) there’s no in between

•falls asleep easily and dreams of something a lot better than usual

[Lance]

•definitely woke up because you turned toward him

•opens his eyes and just smiles but not like a H U G E grin, just, a smile showing he is content and pleased and, happy. yeah, happy.

•the both of you are in his room in the castle, he’s facing toward the wall with his back to the window.

•the way the light pours in, and rests ever so gently upon your face absolutely blows him away

•you know those times when you just think, and realize wow, I’m actually seeing this with my own two eyes, I am living and breathing and my internal body can do wonders beyond the minds of others. That’s what’s happening.

•he’s seeing you, and truly you, in front of him, where your only worries are your dreams and whether they are good or bad

•just the way the light is on you, and his shoulder casts a shadow on it as well, makes him feel so breathtaken (that’s a word right?) and he has no idea why

•rubs his thumb against your cheek and just shuts his eyes slowly and takes it in. Your feel, your smell, everything.

•kisses your forehead, nose, cheeks, eyelids, eyebrows, that one very obvious freckle on your face that you clearly despise because of how obvious it is but he just loves it

•I’m getting sappy and I want to cry pls end me

•bruv you open your eyes at the right time and he just sees how beautiful your eyes are with the light on them like that and he just rolls onto his back

•goes “ok woah who gave you permission! Certainly not me!”

•God could he get used to this though.

[Keith]

•I feel like he wouldn’t have known you were sleeping with him in the first place

•he probably had some nightmare and you happened to be awake to hear it happening and your mom instincts came on and you went in his room right away

•his head was under your chin, so when he woke up he was really confused and gently pulled back

•sees you and is just so confused for several minutes

•like, “what? when did u get here? why?”

•100% believes he doesn’t deserve you

•although he believes that, he still cherishes you and doesn’t try to bring you down by telling you how he feels about your relationship with him

•I feel he’s the one to wake you up, whether it’s an accident or on purpose.

•maybe he pushes you lightly and whispers your name a few times and it’s all just so he could thank you politely and properly

•or he noticed how your hair was stuck under your eyelashes and your mouth and he has super short nails so he accidentally pinches you grabbing them

•totally laughs if that’s the case like I’ll fight you on this

•you: “keith ow wtf”

•keith: pffffffffttttttttfffffff

[Hunk]

•omg please my pure chil d I love him sm

•OKAY ALL THE OTHER ONES SO FAR ALL LIKE KISSES ON THE FACE BUT IMMA TELL YOU NOW THAT HUNK DOESNT DO JUST THAT

•holds your hands

•rubs his hands up the sides of your arms and on your waist

•just, gosh my breathing is slowing down and now its speeding up and I can see every math equation

•already knows he’s gonna make you some B O M B A S S b-fast and even if you don’t like it he’ll make it better!

•besides that, he almost cried and he’s just like “ohmygodjdbbd hhhhhhhhhffffff I love you”

•let’s say he has a camera on him, 99.9999999% chance he’ll take a photo of you no matter the flash

•you’ll probably wake up and be like ok tf

•he just looks at you, gently pulls you to him with his hand on the back of your head and kisses your forehead, then rests his own against it

••you’re probably blown away because he’s so wholesome and sweet especially so early in the morning where souls are still asleep

•tells you to go back to sleep

•if u do he’ll play with your hair and if you don’t he’ll play with your hair

•coran walks in at one point and hunk just fukcing stares him in the eyes and coran puts his hands up and backs out “ok ok ok ok ok o-”

[Pidge]

•as soon as I saw this request I had Pidge’s planned out RIGHT away

•ok so basically, pidge is designing a new robot that can help create fabrics and new clothes for everyone in the castle, for when they don’t have the time to borrow some from Coran or Allura or go to a Space Mall

•you watch as her brain works through everything and her fingers are moving so quickly as she pieced together each and every intricate part of the robot

•you end up falling asleep on her shoulder and she doesn’t realize until she herself starts drifting off so you both fall asleep against the side of her bed

•allura happens to be checking on you and asks Shiro to help the both of you into the bed

•when Pidge wakes up not only is she confused, she’s also worried

•you two had stayed up so late, that there’s no doubt it’s really late into the afternoon, but when she realizes it’s not, and she must’ve woke up randomly, she sighs in relief

•she kisses your forehead and just continues to look at you

•touch your face again? Never. she didn’t want to risk waking you, or stirring you to the point that you roll over

•everything was perfect, almost all stress was gone from her

•her last thought before falling asleep is “I hope we find Matt soon, alive and well, so he can meet the person that makes me truly feel and truly love.”

•most likely whispers I love you or holds your hand before falling into a lovely slumber

18!Wonho [ Fake ]

The 18 series is based off of these lyrics from ‘18′ by Anarbor
Each will end & work out differently. Read a/n at bottom for explanation to *fake

So if you wanna piss off your parents
date me to scare them
show them you’re all grown up
If long hair and tattoos are what attract you
baby then you’re in luck
and I know it’s just a phase
you’re not in love with me

Originally posted by wonhontology

▪ Tattoo artist
▪ Drinks
▪ “Probably flirts with any piece of ass he sees!” - parent
▪ “You will not be dating him under this roof!” - parent
▪ He overhears
▪ Rolls his eyes
▪ Yanks you out of the house
▪ Think he’s brain washing you
▪ He’s literally the bane of your parent’s existence
▪ Slowly your arms are filled with tattoos
▪ “Isn’t he a great artist?” - you, with a shit eating grin
▪ Acts like the biggest asshole ever in front of them
▪ Enjoys provoking them
▪ Enjoys it more when you just snort
▪ Pretty good actor
▪ Parents are just waiting for him to slip up
▪ You to end up pregnant
▪ Anything they can use to prove you wrong about him
▪ It’s all fake
▪ In reality
▪ He’s the softest squish ever
▪ You got tired of being babied by your parents
▪ You found him in a shop
▪ Of course, you both knew it wasn’t love
▪ At first
▪ You needed someones help and he had free time
▪ So you decided to put on a little show with him
▪ He already had the leather jacket
▪ Throw in some hair gel, and eyeliner
▪ Rough him up a bit
▪ For parents who have a straight A student
▪ Who does everything she’s told
▪ That’s a nightmare to see
▪ You became the closest of friends
▪ After all - you were pretending to date
▪ Pretty much gives you the world on a platter
▪ You enjoy the artwork he puts on you
▪ Very passionate about said art
▪ Basically lets you do what you want
▪ “Can I dye your hair-”
▪ “What? No- Why?”
▪ “Because…”
▪ Cue puppy eyes
▪ He stares at you for a few minutes
▪ Determined not to break
▪ “U g h f ine- Just the tips.”
▪ You make an absolute mess of your shitty apartments bathroom
▪ “Do I look good?”

▪ “You always do.”
▪ He really does love you
▪ Neither of you expected to be here
▪ You were unaware of his growing love
▪ You were just happy to be out of your home
▪ One day you woke up to the smell of burnt food
▪ Wobbled to the kitchen
▪ It took you a moment but you realized just how good looking he was
▪ It escalated from there
▪ What was there not to like?
▪ He had a steady job
▪ Kept food in the house
▪ Takes care of you
▪ Helps you in any way he could
▪ Treats you like a goddess
▪ “If you keep staring at me, I’ll catch on fire- everything okay?”
▪ “I think I love you.”
▪ He literally drops the food on the floor
▪ “Oh thank god you do?”
▪ Confused
▪ “Wait, what do you mean tha—-”
▪ You get cut off by him lifting you up, and kissing you
▪ Because
▪ “I’ve wanted to do that since the first time you told your parents to fxxk off.”
▪ You permanently move in
▪ He continues treating you like royalty
▪ What could you say? Trying to piss your parents off was the best choice you’d ever made.

Originally posted by wonho-be-mine


* [ Fake ] means that he was never the bad guy. Each one of the 18 posts with have a different one.

assbutt-of-the-readers  asked:

okAY SO I KIND OF HAVE A THEORY THAT IS REALLY FAR FETCHED AND PROBABLY IS STUPID. But okay so do you remember that one character Mark did with the Cyndago boys?I think it was Daniel and Ryan but it was the author dude? Havent you noticed that he kind of disappeared? Youd think that someone who can write what ever they want wouldn't be so easy to get rid of right? What if he never went away? What if he's been the one behind Dark/Wilf/Google this whole time? Just sitting there, writing stuff.

……………………………………..

h o l y  f u c k i n g  s h i t

THIS IS THE BEST MARK GEARED THEORY I’VE EVER HEARD

@markired lOOK

To the “Joshler” haters:

Since a lot of friends, artists and writers in general get TON OF SHIT for drawing or writing about the “Joshler” concept (resulting in, basically, censorship):

Can you just stop being a wuss over a ship we all know it’s not real (breaking news: like 99% of the other ships on the internet)? Here’s a life changing tip: let people fantasize to whatever the fuck they want. Don’t you have something more IMPORTANT and CONCRETE to fight? Even your fucking idols joke about it, g r o w  u p  a n d  d o  s o m e t h i n g  m o r e  m e a n i n g f u l  t h a n  b e i n g  u n n e c e s s a r i l y  a n g r y  (and that’s a whole new level of being a dumb child) at people’s fantasies.

ps. Jenna probably laughs at how triggered you are over her husband.



pps. you can apply this ^^^ to basically every “ship”.

korealchemist  asked:

Hello, how are you? Do you have any headcanons for the Shimada Bros and their dragons interacting (meeting, playing, etc) with their s/o? Please and thank you!

I’m great! A little tired but that’s just because I have no sleep schedule whatsoever. <D I hope you’re doing well as well. <3 <3 

~~~

Genji

  • He’s teaching you how to say the summoning words to summon his dragon
  • Why? Because you asked and were able to reassure him that you didn’t have to control anything because you couldn’t summon anything yet
  • When Genji finally says the entire thing after just saying bits and pieces, noodle dragon appears
  • It just kinda flops across his lap
  • “I didn’t mean to do that.”
  • You almost flip your shit because you’ve never seen the dragon when it’s just chilling out and o h my g o d it’s so c u t e
  • You start petting it and ask if you can pick it up
  • Genji finally lets you after some whining
  • Dragon purrs
  • Dragon pets
  • Dragon scarf
  • Dragon nose boops
  • Genji just kind of watches you and falls in love with you all over again because A) The dragon likes you lots and B) You’re hella cute fawning over the cat noodle
  • You don’t even notice that he left until he comes back with green grapes
  • The noodle eats grapes??? That’s precious???
  • Not only does it eat them, it does tricks
  • Genji spends the afternoon showing you how to train your dragon the tricks he’d taught his noodle
  • You’re in awe and also in love

Hanzo

  • They appear to you by themselves
  • Hanzo talks about you a lot to them and they got curious
  • You’re doing some sort of casual chore and they just kind of form hanging around your shoulders
  • You’re surprised and greatly happy and you want to pet them but you’re worried they might disappear again so you just carry on your merry way
  • They eventually get bored and start booping your cheeks with their noses to get attention
  • Hanzo walks in and stops mid-question to find you scratching the noodles’ heads
  • … “Ah, so that’s where they went.”
  • “You didn’t tell me they could turn mini! They’re so cute!”
  • He tries to take them back
  • They don’t want to come back
  • You protect them and run away to hide
  • He eventually finds you in the clothes hamper in your shared bedroom’s closet, napping with the noodles
  • They often join you for your chores and naps and sometimes meals
  • Hanzo constantly tries to shoo the mini noodles away when they appear
  • Let’s face it, Hanzo’s jealous they get to be around you almost more than he does
  • You find this amusing but set boundaries for the noodles to not appear during bedtime or bath time or tea time or archery practice anymore
  • Then you plan an entire night dedicated to reassuring Hanzo there’s nothing he has to be jealous of *wink wonk*

Dear Me, 

Please get back in control. Start taking care of yourself again. Take your medicine. Clean your sheets. Get your schoolwork done before bed. Eat something a little healthier. Take a walk. 

Just because you feel like less right now, doesn’t mean you are. Take your own advice, and make a change. Even if it’s a tiny one. 

Love yourself again. Please. 

~ the part of yourself that knows you can be better again. 

9

SamCait | Humor

“Sam and I have a very similar sense of  h u m o r  which is probably akin to five year old’s.”

“We laugh at nothing. Nothing amuses us. We’re like the Seinfeld episode. We don’t need anything actual to happen; we just  a m u s e  ourselves anyway.”

“Caitriona just every time was just corpsing and  l a u g h i n g  the whole time… And she doesn’t help me at all. She just stands there openly laughing in my face and it’s difficult to work with her, so I’m gonna get her sacked.”

“I think everyone knows she’s got a terrific sense of humor. She’s a terrible giggler, she corpses all the time and it’s got to the point now that if I want to get out of a scene or just, you know, make it stop I can just give her a little look and she’s gone. She’s  g r e a  t   f u n  to work with. I’m so lucky.”

To the wonderful anon who sent me a question, asking for my all-time fave fics -

Hi! U g h. I’m really sorry, once again - I’m a sucker for replying on time. And it doesn’t help at all with the fact that I’m on mobile and (also how for some reason your message no longer appears in my ask anymore), so I can’t directly give you the link of my all-time faves - but I know them by heart, so here you go! Thank you for dropping by my ask. :)

The Happiest by heyfrenchfreudiana  (just read everything on there cause she slays tbh) along with Sea Glass and Ships in the Night (it’s an Evansson fic. So if you happen to ship them - I highly encourage you to read it cause it’s by far, the best rpf fic I’ve ever read + me bawling my eyes out by how this was written was a bonus.)

This Love by myloveiamthespeedofsound

Selective Amnesia by mylifeisloki 

Splinters by thegraytigress 

Can’t Pretend by ultrona 

In Her Eyes by NatRogers

Two Halves of A Soul by xo_stardust720 (you can also read all her other fics, cause it’s just as good as this one!)

Regeneration by wantingfornothing (it’s a bummer cause it hasn’t been updated for more than a year now, but it’s still worth a shot to read!)

On The Edge of Paradise by chalantness 

Just A Blast From the Past by InNeedOfInspiration (don’t forget to read the sequel to it, A Bolt From The Blue)

Days of Future Past by daro-jesse (the first romanogers fic I’ve ever read. Which gave me all the more reasons to ship them!)

These are the only ones I have in my notes app, but I assure you - I really got a lot of fics, although I wasn’t able to note all of them. Don’t hesitate to drop by my ask or my ao3 account: natxsteve again if you want more.)  :)

anonymous asked:

This is for Amanda and Heather - the real Amanda and Heather. We love you, we haven't forgotten you, and it's only a matter of time before you're free. Don't give up, guys. It's way easier to conquer territory than it is to hold it.

What? Are you really saying I’m not the true Amanda? I’m insulted. You can’t just go around saying that without proof, those insinuations could really harm a lot of people. Have some courtesy and respect, you’ll find that life goes much more smoothly for you. And don’t accuse the social media directors of community service organizations of being impostors– have you lost all traces of anything resembling self-control

I can finally understand the reasons why the old social media director never came back to work. This is truly a completely thankless job, and I’ll be glad once I’m promoted and don’t have to come here any longer.

-Amanda

anonymous asked:

Can I have everyone's reaction to their s/o getting Wattpad and Tumblr and finding all the fanfic and imagine blogs and the... uh.... 18+ imagery.... and showing it to them like "is this true" "*jokingly* um who is 'y/n' and why are you so in love with her" "READ THIS LEMON I FOUND AHHHHH" this just sounds too perfect to me u g h

2D: 2D’s mildly confused about what the thrill of it was, and while reading the porn, wonders if one of the people he’s slept with before had been the ones to write this and expose him. He thinks people can do what he wants, but he prefers not knowing about certain things people think he’s into. 

Murdoc Niccals: Murdoc reads with increasing interest at all the things people have to say, most of them painting him as the perfect, amazing lover he is. He nods along and agrees with all the writings that are positive, and considers sending the writer a message commending their work. 

Noodle: Noodle’s not sure if she even wants to dive into that world, but taking a quick glance, she’s relieved that people have a bit more respect for her personality and don’t like writing sexual stuff about her when she was younger. 

Russel Hobbs: Scratches his head as he reads through the fanfiction, wondering why people felt the need to write out and imagine these scenarios with him. He shrugs his shoulders, as long as no one was being harmed, it didn’t bother him. 

boyfriend!taeyang

honestly same lmao this was so fun to write, thank you for the request!!!


-OKAY FIRST OFF, i feel like when you first started dating, this boy would have been on top of the moon because of how happy he was
-he liked you so much . 
-and still does~
-SUCH A SOFTIE
-would get excited over so many things you guys do together
-even if it’s the smallest thing (ex. holding hands)
-though he may not show it often
-omg he would be so touchy like he LOOVOOOVES skinship
-likes holding ur hand
-unintentional aegyo 
-compliments
-”you look really handsome, taeyang..” *BLUSHES aND SMILES SO BIG*
-also loves to compliment you
-speaking of……… ATTENTION!!!!!!!!
-THIS BOY LOVE TO GIVE ATTENTION & ALSO LOVES ATTENTION FROM U
-he just wants to know that you love him as much as he does
-he might not show his affection in public as much
-bc he wants to keep his cool exterior
-though there are times where he doesn’t care and will do . the most
-ex. makes sure ur always by his side by wrapping his arm around ur shoulders and never letting go etc.
-*randomly stops whatever he’s doing* ”y/n, U MEAN SO MUCH TO ME”
-ur like????????????? but accept his affection anyways
-but when ur alone hes sososososoo clingy and mushy and soft
-though its very cute
-tbh he would probs rather stay at home and chill w/ u rather than go out on dates
-don’t get me wrong, he loves going out and exploring the world 
-he just loves being alone with you
-but when you do go out, he would make sure u had the best time on every date
-protective
-bc of this, he is dominant and aggressive sometimes (esp in public)
-but is overall very gentle and caring towards you
-he would also do A N Y T H I N G for you 
-just wants to make sure that you are always happy c:
-loyal
-GETS JEALOUS easily
-esp if youre really close with another guy
-must must must reassure him
-will probably stay up until late to talk with you over the phone
-really loves to talk with you
-can be about the stupidest things
-but he also loves to have deep and meaningful conversations to understand you even more than he does
-he would listen to ur voice all day if he could
-can be really cheesy
-loves to laugh, and u love his laugh
-so it is a win win
-late night, spontaneous dates!!!!
-ur like a rock he leans on for love and support and trust etc.
-not only a boyfriend but a bff
-you two have so much fun together. listen
-people are honestly jealous of u two when they see how good u are together (i would be)
-literally the IDEAL RELATIONSHIP
-HE IS SO PASSIONATE
-puts so much into everything, especially ur relationship
-u might be overwhelmed
-but its good to know that he is very committed 
-bc he is so passionate, sometimes he is unsure of ur feelings, so u gotta reassure him often
-tell him u love him and he will be a blushing mess
-always wants the best for you, and ur relationship 

aree we gonna have a prob lem??? u got a bone to pick???? youve come so far, why now are u puallin on my DICK? I’D normally slap your face offf and every one HERE could wwwatch but i;;m feelin nice here;;;s some advice lissten up bbiatch (i like) lookin;;; HOT, buyin;; stuff they cannot (i likei) drinkin;; hard,, maxin;;; d ad;s creadit cards (i like) skippin gym, scarin her,,, screwin;;; him (i liakeo) killer clothes,,, kickin;; nerds in the nos e if u la ck the balls u c an g o play doells let your mommy FIX u ao sss nack (woah-oh) or u coau ld come smoke,,,, pouind some rum and cokke in my porsche with thei quarter back (woah-oh woah-oh woah-oh) honey what u waitin for??? welcome to my candy store time FOR u tto prove you;;rrre not a loser anymore and step into my candy store guys fall at YOUR feet, pay the check,,, help u cheat all u h ave to do,, say goodbye to shaomu that freaks not your friend, i can tell inn the end if she had you r shot,,,, s he would leave u to rot course if u dont care,,, fine,, go braiad her hair maybe sesamee street iis ON (woah-oh) or forget tthat creeep and g et in my jeep let;;;s go tear up someeone;s lawn (woah-oh woah-oh woah-oh) honey what u waittin for??? wwwelcome to MY candddy store yo u;;;ve just gout to prove you;re nout a pussy anymoure and step into my candy storre u can join the teammm,,,, or u can bitch and moan u can live the dream,,,, or u can die al one u can fly with eagles or if u ppprefer keep oin testin mmme,, and end uap liike her (veronica look,, r am invited me TO his homecomin party.. this PROVES he;s been thinkin aboaut me…. collor me stoked im so happy) (ooh woah) hoeney wwhat u waiutin foer (ssshut up heeather!!!!) step into my candy store tim e for u to prove yoaure not a LAME-ASS any more and step into my ccandy store it;s my candy store,, IT’S my candy it;;;s my caendy store,,,, its my cand y it;s my candy store,, it;s my candy store

Idol Couple with Yoongi

Before I start I just want to say a h u g e thank you for 2,200 followers !!! It means the world to me honestly so thank you all so so much !! But now onto our darling, my spirit animal, Min Yoongi aka Suga aka August D

  • Time for a lil backstory bc I love a good backstory
  • I’m also just gonna add in young!yoongi bc why not (you can click here if you want the post, it isn’t required though, you can easily read this without it)
  • You and Yoongi auditioned at the same time bc you were best friends long before debut
  • For everyone that hasn’t read the young!yoongi post, you two were childhood best friends
  • You bought him his first hip hop/rap album and were able to watch his love for it ignite almost instantly
  • You were also the one to come up with the nickname of “suga” bc he’d gotten you a gift that you’d mentioned a while ago and you were both lil kids so you were just like you know what you’re sweet you’re gonna be called suga from now on
  • He rolled with it bc he knew it was gonna stick whether he wanted it to or not, which he did bc he felt like he could pull that off
  • Side note, it’s one of the reasons he’s so proud of the stage name and gets kinda :) whenever someone calls him that
  • It reminds him of you, especially when you’re still training and he’s off in the idol world
  • Your group was next to debut, following his by only a month or two
  • You do show up at his debut show just to support him and keep him calm
  • He’s s u p e r nervous about debuting even though he tries to play it cool and just be like I’m Min Suga what do I have to be nervous about
  • But after knowing the kid for over a decade, you know how to tell when he’s !!! and when he’s mellow
  • You can see the slight tremble of his hands as he’s practicing and the small lil waver in his voice
  • You pull him aside and give him a quick pep talk
  • You know about all of the endless hours of hard work they’d all put in, all the hours he spent rapping his lines over and over and over until his mouth was dry and he had to stop for a drink
  • You know he’d run through the choreography a countless amount of times and could dance any part of it just off of memory
  • But you also know there’s still that thought of “what if I fuck it up” going through his mind bc even though he can be lazy and sleepy, he’s really really passionate about what he does and he’s such a hard worker and takes it really seriously
  • So you remind him that he’s got this and that he did well in the rehearsal and that he’s gonna make sure everyone remembers his name and his group’s name
  • You cheer him on from the dressing room as he performs, feeling oh so proud of your best friend, especially when you think back to all of the conversations you two had had throughout your childhood and teens about how maybe you two should audition for a company lol why not let’s just do it
  • When he gets off stage he’s got all of this adrenaline right
  • It’s the adrenaline meets the nerves meets the amount of love he has for you but he ends up kissing you once he gets backstage
  • You two keep your relationship on the down low for quite some time
  • Side note I just wanna throw this out there bc it fucks me up
  • You’re his muse
  • You know all of those songs Yoongi’s written about love and relationships and shit, they’re for you
  • It kinda just adds into his passion when he raps bc not only does he have his love for music and rap but he’s also got his love for you so the outcome is 100/10
  • Most people would wonder if he is in a relationship bc his songs are so deep and well written and he can sometimes seem like he’s rapping to a specific person which he is but they don’t know who
  • He does mention that you two were childhood friends but other than that, there aren’t many pictures of you two together, there isn’t really any romantic shit that the public has seen
  • If Yoongi wants something to be chill and lowkey, it’s gonna be chill and lowkey so no one even really has any evidence to back their claims besides a “his songs make him seem really in love”
  • You do have a tendency to borrow each other’s clothes but even that isn’t really any clear sign bc he’s mentioned you’re best friends
  • You really like stealing his beanies bc they’re really warm and cozy just like him
  • Studio dates
  • Also just hanging out in the studio
  • Like hey kid come chill I’m super busy but I just want you to be here bc you’re kinda cute ight you’re really cute but shh
  • Lowkey tries to make really romantic or cheesy lines seem not cheesy but everyone knows he’s got a romantic side to him
  • He’d probably reveal your relationship through a song
  • It’d take a wh i le for him to do it, I’d say about two or three years at least, if not even more
  • He’d throw in a quick lil line about how he’s in a relationship, about how you’re his and he’s proud of it
  • Of course he’s asked about it by literally everyone but he’s just like lol
  • People even ask about it bc even though he doesn’t say your name, he still hints that it's you a good bit
  • Even after basically everyone knows you two are together, there’s not too much PDA bc yoon seems like he’d want his relationship, regardless of whether it’s with a fellow idol or just the kid next door, to be private
  • There are a few pictures, a few Bangtan bombs with you in the background, a shit ton of songs from both sides
  • But it’s also nice to be able to go out with him and not have to be super hidden about it like of course you two both try to avoid getting too much attention bc you wanna chill but you don’t have to freak out if you’re seen by someone
  • Both of you just keep your private lives private and just drop lil reminders of how much you love each other here and there
  • You post a childhood photo of him randomly just to fuck with him but he does respond by posting the most embarrassing picture of you he has on his phone
  • “You do realize this means war right??”
  • “Bring it on kid”

somajesticdonki  asked:

i have this big over the top dream of running a shop where i can sell antiques but also second-hand stuff (some of which i fixed up) and then also stuff I created like little story books or art or music and stuff, and then the shop would also have a juice bar, a little stage for people to perform on, and a library full of research i've done throughout my life..

this is just so h*ckin adorable and i want to be your first customer?? or maybe (if u permit), ur business partner? haha i can donate my old stuff and collections and i can make art too!! or i can design the shop and probably perform on late nights!! that will be fantastic!! aaaah hit me up when you’re g!! :*) ur tooo cuuute!!

s i g h s  dramatically bc lunyx is killing me??
as well as the lack of information we have on
galahd.. so please accept these headcanons.

special thanks to sam for putting up with me
and just tossing ideas back and forth uvu

EDIT: these are just?? wedding headcanons,
and wedding traditions w t f @ me u need to
stop.

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anonymous asked:

Can you imagine Levi walking in on Eren changing and he was fully naked but he didn't know that Levi was in the room because while he was taking off his top it got caught over his head and Levis just staring at Eren's 🍆 and the way Eren finds out that Levis in the room is when he says "Eren, are you sure you're not a Titan?" BECAUSE ITS H U G E

What the hell did I just read?