seven rounds of tater tots came around today and robbed me out of house and home in the name of Halloween (farewell my kit kats) so! perfect excuse now that halloweens suddenly over and theres a shit tonne of candy leftover can we start some candy discourse

I’ll start almond joys are the work of ungodly things that corrupted coconut from its rightful state as empress of strange flavours into some terrible mushy mess its not like lopping a shoddy little almond on top and dousing it in the thinnest coating of chocolate ive ever had the misfortune to witness will help

dont even get me started on fucking HERSHEYS fucking nasty sugar plastic fuckers imo theyre basically molten death soup with burning sugar

twix & kit kats are the only ones you can trust

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anonymous asked:

I just saw your cat in my dash and i almost cried because it looks just like my grandma's late cat... pls tell that kitty i love her so much and that she's the best cat

her name is Twix, like the chocolate bar, and she loves you, too.