Turkey-Lurkey

The Signs with Holidays

THIS ☠ IS ☠ HALLOWEEN ☠ THIS ☠ IS ☠ HALLOWEEN ☠ HALLOWEEN ☠ HALLOWEEN: Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius

JINGLE 🎁 BELLS 🎁 JINGLE 🎁 BELLS 🎁 JINGLE 🎁 ALL 🎁 THE 🎁 WAY 🎁 BITCHES: Pisces, Libra, Gemini

HAPPY 🦃 THANKS 🦃 GIVING 🦃 YOU 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 LURKEY 🦃 SLUTS: Taurus, Cancer, Leo

*slowly tears up* iT’s NoT eVeN sEpTeMbEr YeT: Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius

hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿
Stars Signs on Thanksgiving
  • "HAPPY THANKSGIVING🙏🙏 you turkey lurkey sluts👅 best day💦🍗 of the YEAR❗️😩": Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius
  • "jesus when🎁🍪 can i put on the christmas music🎄 thanksgiving😭✨ Pls End🔥": Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces
#Thanksgivingwithnct

NCT w/o Jaehyun and Johnny: *sleeping in and resting**enjoying their morning**not shook*

Jae: *wakes everyone up with the turkey lurkey on repeat while screaming something about reciting the story of how Thanksgiving came to be perfectly*

Johnny: *banging multiple pots and pans together, simultaneously waving the American flag and turning on the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade™ and yelling about how “YALL ARE GONNA MISS IT LOOK THERE GO THE MACYS STARS ITS STARTING GUYS WAKE UP HAPPY THANKSGIVING ITS TIME TO WAKE UP LOOK THE LITTLE CHILDREN ARE IN THIS THE LITTLE CHILDREN NEED YOU TO WAKE UP-”*

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In honor of the Camp screening, I give you one of the best things I ever produced. 

hey you 🦃 turkey🦃 lurkey slut 👅👅. it's 🍂November🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕑time🕖 to gobble 👏gobble 👏gobble👏 on a big ol 😜😜dick. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch 💁💁Christopher Columbus 👦🏻and those slutty 👙👠pilgrims 🏊🏊had to 💦💦cum💦💦 to America ⛵️⛵️⛵️🇺🇸in search 🔍of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won't get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you're a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🐓cock🦃 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ⬛️BLACK ⬛️dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿
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See if you can spot Anna Kendrick participating in Turkey Lurkey time. 

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hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey sluts👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿

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The Turkey Lurkey was way too trippy for me, but I’m now down with the Kiki

I had a moment of clarity post-episode.  Rachel was sad about not spending the day singing holiday medleys with her dads.  And Brody said they couldn’t break into song.  But along came a song, and everyone’s going along with it, so here’s her maybe only chance…and she turns it into a holiday medley.

So now instead of focusing on the ridiculousness, I have accidental Rachel feels when I watch that part.