Turkey-Lurkey

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In honor of the Camp screening, I give you one of the best things I ever produced. 

Christmas Bells Are Ringing - “Get your christmas on!”

| Christmas Bells - Rent | I Got All I Need (This Christmas) - Derek Klena & Lindsay Mendez | Up On Santa’s Lap - A Christmas Story | Do You Hear What I Hear - American Idiot Cast | A New Deal For Christmas - Annie | White Christmas - Audra Mcdonald | Christmas Is My Favorite Time of Year - Catch Me If You Can | Go Tell It On the Mountains - First Date Cast | There Is a Santa Claus - Elf the Musical | Baby, It’s Cold Outside - Idina Menzel & Michael Buble | We Need a Little Christmas - Mame | Sleigh Ride/Marshmallow World - Kristin Chenoweth & John Pizzarelli | Turkey Lurkey Time - Promises, Promises | Dominick the Donkey - Peter and the Starcatcher Cast | The Holly and the Ivy - Wicked Cast |

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See if you can spot Anna Kendrick participating in Turkey Lurkey time. 

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The Turkey Lurkey was way too trippy for me, but I’m now down with the Kiki

I had a moment of clarity post-episode.  Rachel was sad about not spending the day singing holiday medleys with her dads.  And Brody said they couldn’t break into song.  But along came a song, and everyone’s going along with it, so here’s her maybe only chance…and she turns it into a holiday medley.

So now instead of focusing on the ridiculousness, I have accidental Rachel feels when I watch that part.