Turkey-Lurkey

hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿

hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿

Richie: hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year

Stan: hey I made one tell me what you guys think

Stan: happy thanks giving turkeys, more like BLOWJOBS haha am I right 🐊🐊🐊, this thanksgiving how bout having some INTERCOURSE haha ✡️✡️✡️

*Stan Uris has been removed from the group chat*

Turkey Lurkey Time

Happy Thanksgiving to those you to who celebrate it! I hope you all have a wonderful day. I also hope you enjoy this Bechloe family Thanksgving fic. You can find this story and all of my other ones right here. Happy holidays, everyone!


Deciding to take a two-hour plane ride from their house in New York to visit Chloe’s family in Tennessee for Thanksgiving was a very bold move on Beca and Chloe’s part. The brunette was already an anxious flyer, but throw in an unpredictable 5 month old and that’s adding about ten more layers of anxiety. The couple decided to buy the extra seat for their daughter, opting to not have her sitting on one of their laps. When they boarded the plane, Chloe sat in the window seat holding Frankie while Beca and the flight attendant hooked up the car seat. Once it was hooked into the middle seat, Beca carefully took the sleeping baby and buckled her into her seat. She then sat down in her aisle seat; silently praying their bundle of joy wouldn’t cause any problems.

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GOBBLE 🦃 GOBBLE 🦃 GOBBLE 🦃 YOU TURKEY 🦃 LURKEY 😱 SLUTS… 👀😏 ITS THICCSGIVING!! 😱👅🍑 GET READY TO STUFF 👊 YOUR PIE HOLE 🍰💦👅 MASH THOSE POTATOES 👊🍆👌 AND SERVE THAT ASS🍑PARAGUS 👀🍑❤👅 LIKE 👍 THIS POST IN 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣ SECONDS ⏰⏳ IF YOUS A REAL 🅱️ITCHSTOPHER CUMDUMPUS 😱👉👌🚢👅🍆😈

For the meme boys

hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2⃣ America⛵⛵⛵⚓ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1⃣0⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄

anonymous asked:

hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’

The Signs with Holidays

THIS ☠ IS ☠ HALLOWEEN ☠ THIS ☠ IS ☠ HALLOWEEN ☠ HALLOWEEN ☠ HALLOWEEN: Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius

JINGLE 🎁 BELLS 🎁 JINGLE 🎁 BELLS 🎁 JINGLE 🎁 ALL 🎁 THE 🎁 WAY 🎁 BITCHES: Pisces, Libra, Gemini

HAPPY 🦃 THANKS 🦃 GIVING 🦃 YOU 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 LURKEY 🦃 SLUTS: Taurus, Cancer, Leo

*slowly tears up* iT’s NoT eVeN sEpTeMbEr YeT: Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius

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It is that time of year again, and I’d just like to point out a few of my favorite things about this video:

  • Miss Polanski strutting out there thinking she’s better than everyone else
  • Baayork Lee evidently just being so excited to finally be playing an adult (”Four foot ten”)
  • Miss Delahoyaa forgetting that she still has her glass, and needing to hand it off to someone before starting the dance
  • The fact that these three are color coordinated like they’re a goddamn super heroine team
  • Wtf are these lyrics?
  • Let’s appreciate Donna’s leg at the 1:10 mark
  • Who the fuck is Uncle Joe?
  • Who the fuck is Cousin Lucy?
  • Poor confused homeboy in the back at 1:51 trying to climb that ladder but it’s too late
  • Donna’s crazy-freak neck
  • The two other girls deciding to let Donna do a little dance break while they go and flirt with some dudes
  • Starting at the 2:05 mark, keep an eye on the white girl drunk sloppy bitch with the green plaid dress and pink blouse.
  • When did all the men decide to clap in unison and on the off beat?
  • Starting at the 2:19 mark, the four men in the back doing not-as-hard choreography
  • Donna’s crazy-freak back
  • The little figure 8 symbol the cast does around the desks
  • After like an eight count and a half of the final dance move, Donna just decides to do her own modified version
  • THE SOPRANO THAT COMES IN AT 3:27!!!!!!!
    • She’s just like
    • The best part
    • By far
    • Better than the actual dancing
    • More of this soprano role in musical theatre please

Feel free to add more to the list of your favorite parts.

#Thanksgivingwithnct

NCT w/o Jaehyun and Johnny: *sleeping in and resting**enjoying their morning**not shook*

Jae: *wakes everyone up with the turkey lurkey on repeat while screaming something about reciting the story of how Thanksgiving came to be perfectly*

Johnny: *banging multiple pots and pans together, simultaneously waving the American flag and turning on the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade™ and yelling about how “YALL ARE GONNA MISS IT LOOK THERE GO THE MACYS STARS ITS STARTING GUYS WAKE UP HAPPY THANKSGIVING ITS TIME TO WAKE UP LOOK THE LITTLE CHILDREN ARE IN THIS THE LITTLE CHILDREN NEED YOU TO WAKE UP-”*