the earth is 4.54 billion years old and

you’re alive at the same time as this kid

Originally posted by crazytronnor

and this kid

Originally posted by etherealistic-tronler

and this kid

Originally posted by darlingtroye

this kid too

Originally posted by iheartmyyoutubers

also this kid

Originally posted by merryberena

this kid

Originally posted by commanding-officer

these kids

Originally posted by captainjaspar

those kids

Originally posted by theanomex

and many many more, so if you’re ever feeling down, know that you’re pretty fucking lucky to be alive right now 

I know way to much about gay smut for a 13 year old bisexual virgin

when summer ends

teacher: how did you spend your summer?

everyone else in class: *talks about all the interesting adventures with friends*

me: … on tumblr blogging about people that don’t know i exist and reading gay fanfiction until 6 a.m.