Trilli

“Ora voglio sapere se qualcuno ha mai pensato a Trilli, lei era innamorata di Peter e lui? Lui ha scelto Wendy. Ha scelto lei perché era dolce, con un viso perfetto, aveva i capelli elegantemente raccolti anche mentre dormiva, era felice, entusiasta, carina. Trilli no. Trilli aveva i capelli spettinati e arruffati con il ciuffo in avanti, era scorbutica, gelosa, permalosa, troppo piccola ed esile. Eppure avrebbe dato tutto per lui, il suo cuore, la sua vita. Sarebbe morta per lui. E lui ha scelto Wendy.”

Humans are Weird: Skydiving

Throwing yourself off a plane, at a high altitude, relying only on a large sheet of cloth to save you from going splat on the ground far, FAR, FAR below.

Sounds like a perfect activity to show your easily scared alien companion!

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“Human Bob, why are we inside this aircraft and why are we dressed in these odd suits?”

“I’ve already told you Trilli, once we had shore leave, I was going to take you skydiving.”

“Yes, about that, you still haven’t explained what “skydiving” is.“

“Well Trilli, if I explained it to you we’d have another roller coaster incident on our hands.”

“YOU PROMISED TO NEVER BRING UP THAT DEATH MACHINE YOU FORCED ME ON EVER AGAIN!!!”

“Well, that was loud.”

Robert, I swear if I die from this, I will become an ectoplasmic wraith and haunt you for the rest of your natural life!

“Look at you Trilli, picking up on human threats!”

“Robert…”

“Trilli, relax, I’m here. Everything is going to be okay.”

Attention passengers, we have reached the drop zone

“What did the voice mean by “drop zone”? Why is the door of the aricraft opening!?WHAT MADNESS HAVE YOU DRAGGED ME INTO!?

“Well Trilli, now you know why your suit is connected to mine.”

“…No. NO! NONONONONONOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

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“Human Bob, why is Trilli clutching onto you with all four of their arms?”

“Well Xarn, that is something I’d like to call the skydiving incident.“

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Ora voglio sapere se qualcuno ha mai pensato a Trilli, lei era innamorata di Peter e lui? Lui ha scelto Wendy. Ha scelto lei perché era dolce, con un viso perfetto, aveva i capelli elegantemente raccolti anche mentre dormiva, era felice, entusiasta, carina. Trilli no. Trilli aveva i capelli spettinati e arruffati con il ciuffo in avanti, era scorbutica, gelosa, permalosa. Eppure avrebbe dato tutto per lui, il suo cuore, la sua vita. Sarebbe morta per lui. ma lui ha scelto Wendy.

“Come down here and model for me Tre. This is Tre Cool. Tre Cool."  *Billie & Tre kiss* "My man. Once you thought I was writing those girl songs they’re actually about boys.”

*Audience member says “eew” *

Billie replies, “No don’t say ‘eew’ we’re not homophobic here”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zORWgeNRUak&feature=youtube_gdata_player