Oh okay but like, he can still be half-white though?? so we can still use the white surname from the 80s cartoon since he can still be half-white!!!! there's no such thing as pale cubans and there are pale relatives in his family that's shown!!!! he has whiteness in him :) even if he's from the island itself he can still have whiteness :)
"Keith is Texan"
well boy howdy i guess it's time to drop the korean keith headcanon now since korean people don't exist in texas, he's clearly totally white and.. we have to respect canon material you guys
But seriously tho I mean you know it's happened at least once-
There's been movement on the borders
We have reason to believe that Suna is on the verge of betraying us again!
Every other advisor except Shikamaru:
Wait a minute
Not only do I totally not buy this
But just so everyone will be reassured let me just make a phone call to my brother-in-law
*whips out cellphone*
Gaara? Yeah, it's me. Nah, just wondering if you're planning on attacking us anytime soon. Even though I'm married to your sister and your only nephew is a Konoha citizen. Yeah, I know. Wait, for real? Sweet. Yeah, I'll bring Shikadai over next week. Yeah yeah, bye.
Okay, so three things
We're not going to war with Suna
Gaara thinks you all are being idiots
And I'm about to get an awesome new flat-screen TV for my birthday because I'm just that wonderful an in-law
Imagine being Derek’s fiancé and finding out that naturally born werewolves are born as wolf puppies.
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“A lot of the time it is the one and only time that a born werewolf ever is in wolf form,” Derek continues before gesturing to himself, “but then there are special cases.”
You sit in silence for a moment, absorbing what he had just told you, “Derek, are you telling me that if we ever have kids I will squirt out puppies? Like, literal, barking, puppies?! Please tell me this is a joke.”
Derek tilts his head, amusement written over his face at your shock, “Well, technically, being so young, they’re not really able to bark, more like a squeaking noise.”
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Christophe Giacometti & Victor Nikiforov Characters: Christophe Giacometti, Victor Nikiforov Additional Tags: Friends With Benefits, Long-Distance Relationship, chris is my sunshine baby, chris is a complete and utter darling, victor is clueless and it’s beautiful Summary:
“You’re tired of me?” Victor whimpers, big doe eyes watering in mock tragedy. He slides himself from the bed, allowing the sheets to fall gracefully from his body as he does so, and Chris drinks in the view with a long, hungry breath. “I’m mortified,” Victor continues.
“Oh, darling. I could never, ever grow tired of you,” Chris admits, watching the Russian stand, unabashedly naked and unapologetically beautiful. “Not in a million years.”
Chris and Victor have a history as dynamic and passionate and their routines on the ice, but Chris knows it’s time to say goodbye to their happy on/off non-relationship when he notices a certain Japanese bull charge into the china shop known as Victor’s heart.