But seriously tho I mean you know it's happened at least once-
Random Advisor:There's been movement on the borders
Random Advisor:We have reason to believe that Suna is on the verge of betraying us again!
Every other advisor except Shikamaru:*dramatic gasp*
Shikamaru:Wait a minute
Shikamaru:Not only do I totally not buy this
Shikamaru:But just so everyone will be reassured let me just make a phone call to my brother-in-law
Shikamaru:*whips out cellphone*
Shikamaru:Gaara? Yeah, it's me. Nah, just wondering if you're planning on attacking us anytime soon. Even though I'm married to your sister and your only nephew is a Konoha citizen. Yeah, I know. Wait, for real? Sweet. Yeah, I'll bring Shikadai over next week. Yeah yeah, bye.
Shikamaru:Okay, so three things
Shikamaru:We're not going to war with Suna
Shikamaru:Gaara thinks you all are being idiots
Shikamaru:And I'm about to get an awesome new flat-screen TV for my birthday because I'm just that wonderful an in-law
i just can’t get the idea of angie in s2 speaking Italian out of my head???? like the writers getting into her back story and working with it, angie actually canonically under her breath swearing as she accidentally drops a cup in the kitchen and peggy just raises her brow with a small smile at the “merda” that slips out of angle’s mouth. or when angie gets excited at landing a roll in a small production and squeals as she runs into the living room with peggy reading and laughing at her happy: “English!! Dio mio! Ho avuto la parte!” and jumping around the room with the script in her hand.
Or peggy accidentally leaves her blood coated coat after a mission draped across the back of couch and Angie just picks it up and throws it to an unsuspecting Peggy’s face drinking tea with a: “Sul serio? Sono tua madre ora?” Seriously? I’m ya mother now?
But Peggy always smiles endearingly cause tiny smol frustrated angie is her favourite and the Italian is really, just an added bonus. Because when her Angie gets excited and happy talking with her native language her smile crinkles this way that Peggy absolutely adores and her eyes light up with a shiny twinkle and Peggy is once again in love with a skinny small beautiful person from Brooklyn. And it doesn’t scare her like it should because Angie kisses her goodbye for work with things like “ci vediamo dopo il mio amore” “See you later, my love!” and she calls Peggy her: “la mia luna e le stelle”“mymoon and stars”
and everything is totally okay cause these two are in love and angie speaks italian. @ ac writers make this happen pls
Imagine being Derek’s fiancé and finding out that naturally born werewolves are born as wolf puppies.
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“A lot of the time it is the one and only time that a born werewolf ever is in wolf form,” Derek continues before gesturing to himself, “but then there are special cases.”
You sit in silence for a moment, absorbing what he had just told you, “Derek, are you telling me that if we ever have kids I will squirt out puppies? Like, literal, barking, puppies?! Please tell me this is a joke.”
Derek tilts his head, amusement written over his face at your shock, “Well, technically, being so young, they’re not really able to bark, more like a squeaking noise.”