Totally-not-canon-guys

  • "Lance is Cuban"
  • Fandom: Oh okay but like, he can still be half-white though?? so we can still use the white surname from the 80s cartoon since he can still be half-white!!!! there's no such thing as pale cubans and there are pale relatives in his family that's shown!!!! he has whiteness in him :) even if he's from the island itself he can still have whiteness :)
  • "Keith is Texan"
  • Fandom: well boy howdy i guess it's time to drop the korean keith headcanon now since korean people don't exist in texas, he's clearly totally white and.. we have to respect canon material you guys
But seriously tho I mean you know it's happened at least once-
  • Random Advisor: There's been movement on the borders
  • Random Advisor: We have reason to believe that Suna is on the verge of betraying us again!
  • Every other advisor except Shikamaru: *dramatic gasp*
  • Shikamaru: Hold up
  • Shikamaru: Wait a minute
  • Shikamaru: Not only do I totally not buy this
  • Shikamaru: But just so everyone will be reassured let me just make a phone call to my brother-in-law
  • Shikamaru: *whips out cellphone*
  • Shikamaru: Gaara? Yeah, it's me. Nah, just wondering if you're planning on attacking us anytime soon. Even though I'm married to your sister and your only nephew is a Konoha citizen. Yeah, I know. Wait, for real? Sweet. Yeah, I'll bring Shikadai over next week. Yeah yeah, bye.
  • Shikamaru: Okay, so three things
  • Shikamaru: We're not going to war with Suna
  • Shikamaru: Gaara thinks you all are being idiots
  • Shikamaru: And I'm about to get an awesome new flat-screen TV for my birthday because I'm just that wonderful an in-law
  • Random Advisors:
  • Shikamaru: Winning

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Seems like Killian got a little tangled up after he offered to help Emma decorate for the holidays…

Special delivery for swanstan! Your CSSS requested a drawing as their gift to you and asked me if I’d help them out! :)

Merry Christmas, Jude! I hope you like it.

From your CS Secret Santa,
–  passionaeth

Omg. We are totally going to have real canon Bellarke this season, guys?! I’m like 99% certain of this. I still think something solid won’t happen till 4B, but STILL, it’s totally coming!

Are you ready? I’m not sure I am. Ha!

I CAN’T CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT!! Tiffany, I could kiss you!

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Imagine being Derek’s fiancé and finding out that naturally born werewolves are born as wolf puppies.

——— Request for anon ———

“A lot of the time it is the one and only time that a born werewolf ever is in wolf form,” Derek continues before gesturing to himself, “but then there are special cases.”

You sit in silence for a moment, absorbing what he had just told you, “Derek, are you telling me that if we ever have kids I will squirt out puppies? Like, literal, barking, puppies?! Please tell me this is a joke.”

Derek tilts his head, amusement written over his face at your shock, “Well, technically, being so young, they’re not really able to bark, more like a squeaking noise.”

{ So I was just asking myself…why do I have this headcanon that Hunter is sentimental and likes to gift and hold on to objects with symbolic meanings?

And then I remembered the keychain from Fanny’s Saloon. }

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One for the Road - Reaperfox - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Christophe Giacometti & Victor Nikiforov
Characters: Christophe Giacometti, Victor Nikiforov
Additional Tags: Friends With Benefits, Long-Distance Relationship, chris is my sunshine baby, chris is a complete and utter darling, victor is clueless and it’s beautiful
Summary:

“You’re tired of me?” Victor whimpers, big doe eyes watering in mock tragedy. He slides himself from the bed, allowing the sheets to fall gracefully from his body as he does so, and Chris drinks in the view with a long, hungry breath. “I’m mortified,” Victor continues.

“Oh, darling. I could never, ever grow tired of you,” Chris admits, watching the Russian stand, unabashedly naked and unapologetically beautiful. “Not in a million years.”

Chris and Victor have a history as dynamic and passionate and their routines on the ice, but Chris knows it’s time to say goodbye to their happy on/off non-relationship when he notices a certain Japanese bull charge into the china shop known as Victor’s heart.

FT Characters! You’ve just found out that Sting and Rogue are dating!

(As requested by yugiohrox)

So next in the series of ship reactions is Sting and Rogue! How do you feel about Stingue being canon guys?


Rufus: For the record, I totally called this.


Orga: I think we all did with this one.


Minerva: Well I’m a little surprised; I thought they were already dating.


Sting: We were. Rogue’s just shy about it.


Rogue: … [pulls hair over the other side of his face]


Minerva: Ah I see, well then I suppose it was no wonder my father didn’t like you.


Sting: What?


Minerva: What?


Yukino: I am very happy for these two, they certainly belong together!


Lucy: And also it’s just really hot right?


Yukino: …You got me.


Gajeel: If Sting hurts Raios, there will be blood, just saying.


Natsu: Wow… these two are good together, even I can see it.


Lucy: And that’s saying something.


Jiemma: I hate the both of them, but even I have to admit that they are a good couple, and that just makes me hate them even more.


Jiemma: Guilds are not for couples.


Alzack & Bisca: Excuse you.


Dobengal: The guild master needs some time for himself, and Rogue knows him better than anyone, this should be good for the atmosphere of the guild if Master Sting is less cranky.


Sting: Hey! I’m not cranky!


Rogue: You tried blowing up your office just to be rid of all the paperwork.


Sting:


Jason: The ‘Twin Dragons of Sabertooth’ are a couple?! SO COOOOOL!! This story could make my whole career!


Rogue: …I am displeased.


Sting’s Fans: He’s taken?! No way! Come on, we can still get a piece of him if we hurry!


Sting:


Rogue:


[Sting and Rogue are now making out!]


Yukino: [faints]


Sting’s Fans: [screaming in outrage]


Rogue: Sting is mine now.