So I think universities are fucking. Fake. I just witnessed a group of white males, one in a school shirt and jeans and a santa hat, one in school basketball shorts, a school sweatshirt, a santa hat, and a beard, one dressed as santa, and another one as an elf in a green jacket cross the street together. The elf stopped in the middle of the (thankfully empty) street to whip, and they wished me merry christmas as they passed.